DeMotivators

[Boomer3000]

who is barry badgernath?

Huh??

[luke_hkd]

My coworkers love playing with my sticky balls.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8NEJikR_Ec&feature=related

I thought this was a joke when I saw it on TV...

[93STLTH]

http://www.bezbrige.com/images/stories/images/2011/01/demotivation3/03.jpg

http://www.bezbrige.com/images/stories/images/2011/01/demotivation3/08.jpg

http://www.bezbrige.com/images/stories/images/2011/01/demotivation3/14.jpg

http://www.bezbrige.com/images/stories/images/2011/01/demotivation3/16.jpg

http://www.bezbrige.com/images/stories/images/2011/01/demotivation3/31.jpg

http://www.bezbrige.com/images/stories/images/2011/01/demotivation3/40.jpg

http://www.bezbrige.com/images/stories/images/2011/01/demotivation3/42.jpg

http://2lolz.com/wp-content/gallery/2posters/thumbs/thumbs_thumbs_demotivational-014.jpg

[93STLTH]

http://www.bezbrige.com/images/stories/images/2011/01/demotivation2/01.jpg

http://www.bezbrige.com/images/stories/images/2011/01/demotivation2/20.jpg

http://www.bezbrige.com/images/stories/images/2011/01/demotivation2/59.jpg

http://www.memehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/darth-vadar1-e1290509923206.jpg

http://www.memehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/clown-phobias1-e1290510477381.jpg

http://www.memehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/variety.jpg

http://www.memehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/the-face-you-made.jpg

http://www.memehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/tylenol-640x708.png

http://www.memehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/i-heard-you-like-cats-640x901.jpg

[95gto]

Huh??

I believe he meant to say "Whose Barry Badrinath?"

It's a reference to the movie Beerfest, and more aptly the character in the movie who is unbeatable at drinking games.

[Boomer3000]

I believe he meant to say "Whose Barry Badrinath?"

It's a reference to the movie Beerfest, and more aptly the character in the movie who is unbeatable at drinking games.

Ah ok lol.... I get it now... Thanks man

[onebadmollafolla]

http://www.memehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/i-heard-you-like-cats-640x901.jpg

:lol: I don't know what it is but those Xzibit memes never get old.

[onebadmollafolla]

Upper management, this one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yfxwRpQHbw&feature=channel_video_titleone.

[CoreyB]

Damn that guy is screwed up.

[Telionis]

http://www.memehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/i-heard-you-like-cats-640x901.jpg

LMMFAO!!! That's the best one I've seen in a while.

[dpartinvr4]

:lol: I don't know what it is but those Xzibit memes never get old.
we heard you like cats, so we put a cat on your cat?

[Zaroth]

we heard you like cats, so we put a cat on your cat?

:Clap:

[onebadmollafolla]

Chrome, you're so badass.

http://i.imgur.com/bzYVf.jpg

[IPD]

Chrome, you're so badass.

http://i.imgur.com/bzYVf.jpg

lollerskates!

[onebadmollafolla]

Well, that's that. Setting myself on fire.

http://i.imgur.com/GVdKS.jpg

[sketch]

you do know that you eat like 30 thousand spiders a year in your sleep, right?
yahoo answers told me so. (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006012407831)
/troll

snopes.com: Spiders Swallowed Per Year (http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp)

[Razer440]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/quit-staring-girls-with-guns-demotivational-poster-1261684618.jpg
http://www.jeepinoutfitters.com/images/medium/sticker_insanity.jpg
http://www.lazygamer.net/forum/?bb_attachments=20&bbat=1&inline
http://wtfman.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/breasts-demotivational-posters.jpg
http://us.acidcow.com/pics/20091202/funny_demotivational_posters_07.jpg
http://us.acidcow.com/pics/20091202/funny_demotivational_posters_24.jpg
http://us.acidcow.com/pics/20091202/funny_demotivational_posters_28.jpg
http://us.acidcow.com/pics/20091202/funny_demotivational_posters_35.jpg
http://us.acidcow.com/pics/20091202/funny_demotivational_posters_36.jpg
http://us.acidcow.com/pics/20091202/funny_demotivational_posters_52.jpg

[Mikes2nd]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibG7N-CGa3U

[3KVT]

Every time I come around your city, bling bling.

[NickS VR4]

Wow^^^^^

[sketch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibG7N-CGa3U

part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PlYlLaxV38&feature=player_embedded

[CoreyB]

That is some funny shit

[ictponder]

Maybe he will see this someday on his interwebz.

[93STLTH]

Wait.... guys in a Neon are making fun of a guy in a 350Z? Bizzaro world!:dontknow2::dizzy:

[2fnloud]

Wait.... guys in a Neon are making fun of a guy in a 350Z? Bizzaro world!:dontknow2::dizzy:

All that ricetastic stuff automatically make that Z the "lowest of the low." a Gremlin.

The neon was at least an SRT4

[IPD]

well...at least he didn't cut the nissan symbol into the hood...

[Stealthdriver]

I don't know... I think I'd rather have a riced 350z over a neon. And I can't stand 350/370z's.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

I think I'm with you, though the Skittles can be made crazy fast. That Z can be put back to stock with some denatured alcohol(strip the double sided tape holding all the crap on).

Jeremy

[mb7050]

http://3000gt.com.au/steve68/dscf0094z.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHHifj7EkbE

[HilbillyHomeboy]

^I see what you did there...BRILLIANT! :lmao:

Jeremy

[onebadmollafolla]

I think I'm with you, though the Skittles can be made crazy fast. That Z can be put back to stock with some denatured alcohol(strip the double sided tape holding all the crap on).

Jeremy

There are some guys around here with INSANELY fast skittles. I'm talking walk all over a ZR1 or Viper fast.

[Stealthdriver]

There are some guys around here with INSANELY fast skittles. I'm talking walk all over a ZR1 or Viper fast.

At the end of the day, they still drive a neon ;)

[1993RT/TT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXomHHwha-w

[onebadmollafolla]

At the end of the day, they still drive a neon ;)

This is true. I am not a fan of them. However, at the end of the day, you just lost to a neon. ;)

[Stealthdriver]

Heh, I just cant stand them. Never could. But props to the owners for doing that to theory cars and loving it.

[onebadmollafolla]

Heh, I just cant stand them. Never could. But props to the owners for doing that to theory cars and loving it.

Yup. As I said, I am not a fan. However, a few of the guys I have met with the really high powered skittles are actually pretty cool, contrary to their reputation.

[IPD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXomHHwha-w

reno 911. :D

[mcshooter]

what would you expect? its got calif plates

[93mitsVR4]

shits epic

http://i.imgur.com/Qm11L.gif


http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p139/midnitpro/Misc/demotive/adventure.jpg

[Streamline3s]

Yup. As I said, I am not a fan. However, a few of the guys I have met with the really high powered skittles are actually pretty cool, contrary to their reputation.

Skittles, taste the rainbow.

[AgentOblivious]

Skittles, taste the rainbow.

Feed them to your dog and watch it shit the rainbow....crayons work too.

[Telionis]

How the wolf finally won (from reddit):

http://i.imgur.com/MP2CJ.jpg

[CoopKill]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lq63qkU61tE/SaWeYKeMdaI/AAAAAAAADIw/C3OcSK4hqZ0/s320/liar+syrup.jpg

[Ninja Performance]

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/71-dont-look-at-my-kid.jpg

http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/epic-fail-baby-sign-fail.jpg

http://www.thisisyourconscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/parenting_fail_baby_girl_poll_dancing.jpg

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2008/11/babyinstructions11.jpg

http://www.failfunnies.com/28/images/leg-raise-of-fail.jpg

http://i557.photobucket.com/albums/ss12/jpowel3/7_17_09-003.jpg

-Chris

[Ninja Performance]

http://amazingdata.com/mediadata32/Image/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool5_pet-dog-fail-funny-animal-13_200907262047395319.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5-9pSyTiM_U/STe5snNoeBI/AAAAAAAAGMk/SZbXYh79QjU/s400/Fail+Pictures+-+Best+Of+Epic+Fail_1228388446312.png

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/tree9148/failure.jpg

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/4/whenepicnomm128491225561413493.jpg

-Chris

[onebadmollafolla]

When the KKK won't sign off on your actions you must be a really low person/group.

http://i.imgur.com/oTLBn.png

[onebadmollafolla]

Please read the comment on the photo. :lol:


http://i.imgur.com/DgByq.png

[green-lantern]

http://i.imgur.com/pniYP.gif


OMG!!!! :lol:

http://www.maciek.it/Back%20to%20the%20kitchen.png

[dpartinvr4]

chatbox fail http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac81/dpartinvr4/5.png

[thor'svr4]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30InBgGhiSo&feature=fvwrel

[1993RT/TT]

lol at the shopping cart link at the end of that vid

[xwire]

well at least he knows his rights.... come get me :lol:

[CoopKill]

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because
everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he
said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent
me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.
Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other
children.

So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and
told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be
honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her Colonel Saunders. Guess where the fuck I am?

[vr4-us]

^Haha thats a great joke, im still laughing!

[Lugnut]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/206831_213621881982687_100000046301037_884004_1145 841_n.jpg

[terrets]

Please read the comment on the photo. :lol:


http://i.imgur.com/DgByq.png

Bahhhahahahhahahhahahaha.

[Telionis]

Oww! Mean!:
http://i.imgur.com/7FGW8.jpg

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/maybenotthebestideap1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/landscapetroll1.gif

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/demotivational-posters-adobe-reader.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/demotivational-posters-shoryuken.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ergNH.png

[2fnloud]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/demotivational-posters-shoryuken.jpg


So that is how Willy really got free.

[skater334]

Oww! Mean!:
http://i.imgur.com/7FGW8.jpg


NICE! Lol

[skater334]

:bigthumb:

2610

[NickS VR4]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNOhansZl5s

[1993RT/TT]

lol, you should never trust a friend volunteering to get hurt

[Ninja Performance]

Now that funny.

-Chris

[Mikes2nd]

http://i.imgur.com/MGjln.jpg

[AgentOblivious]

Aha Montreal ftw.

[R/T93]

The van is parked on the curb, should be fined.

[Mikes2nd]

http://i.imgur.com/joV8L.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/0K7ix.jpg

[MaelstromOC]

http://i.imgur.com/0K7ix.jpg

Haha, had to laugh at that. I used to make fun of that song all the time!

[2fnloud]

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa177/2fnloud/Demotivational%20Posters/HappyVan.jpg

[HilbillyHomeboy]

LOL, I like that one! :lol:

Jeremy

[AgentOblivious]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-wGbCEaCmE&feature=youtu.be

[Ninja Performance]

Never seen that ^
Pretty funny.

-Chris

[2fnloud]

Agreed that was great.

[AgentOblivious]

A little boy goes to Harper and asks, 'What is Politics?'



Harper says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:



I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.



Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.



We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.



The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.



And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.



Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'



So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Harper has said.



Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.



He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.



So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep..



Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his Harper in bed with the nanny..



He gives up and goes back to bed.



The next morning, the little boy say's to Harper , 'I think I understand the concept of politics now. '

Harper says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'



The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep @#$%..'

[HilbillyHomeboy]

What sort of foul wizadry uses those words? "Harper"..."nappy":mushroomcheerful:

Jeremy

[R/T93]

British

[AgentOblivious]

Stephen Harper <- current Prime Minister of Canada

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/RKfie.gif

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Stephen Harper <- current Prime Minister of Canada

That was my initial thought until I read "his Harper". Odd to refer to the PM as a personal possession...

Jeremy

[CoopKill]

A LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE


A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he
turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming,
universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but
a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you
don't know shit?"


And then she went back to reading her book.

[mb7050]

http://t.naurunappula.com/screen/0225/0225053.jpg

supportemployed

[Mikes2nd]

http://i.imgur.com/7kP70.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/25UEr.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ub0bR.jpg

[terrets]

^Bahahhahhahha. No way~!

What kind of ticket can that guy even get?

[mb7050]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/3069/brokenpistons5.th.jpg

Steve

[green-lantern]

Tinypic@brokenringlands.com

[CoopKill]

Tinypic@brokenringlands.com

Dialup ftw

[GTOJOE]

fixed.

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/3069/brokenpistons5.jpg

[dpartinvr4]

http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac81/dpartinvr4/555.jpgsnagged this while in hawaii last year.

[luke_hkd]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/memes-real-life-troll-dad-top-gears-richard-hammond.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

Just going to leave this here. You can thank me later.

http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/bird_eating_spider01.jpg

[Roybatty]

lol wtf is going on in that pic???


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVXtyRlmoXU

[AgentOblivious]

http://bp.uuuploads.com/minimalist-ads/minimalist-ads-durex.jpg

http://bp.uuuploads.com/minimalist-ads/minimalist-ads-poker.jpg

http://bp.uuuploads.com/minimalist-ads/minimalist-ads-playboy.jpg

http://bp.uuuploads.com/sexy-ads-part2/sexy-ads-deep-love.jpg

http://bp.uuuploads.com/sexy-ads-part2/sexy-ads-balloon.jpg

http://bp.uuuploads.com/sexy-ads-part2/sexy-ads-post-it-jade.jpg

[Telionis]

http://thisisjameson.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/FRANCAIS1.png

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kps1tyyt061qz7ryro1_500.jpg

http://cdn.nowaygirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/facebook-fail-pregnant-fail.jpg

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Amazing_Society.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/racist-cats-cats-oz-demotivational-posters-1302571507.jpg

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/wellthatanswersthatquestionp1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/370e1e84-207b-4ab6-a222-08a4837687e3.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/theparkournutcrackerp1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/icanbearthisabusep1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/arsenioyouscaredp1.gif

[2fnloud]

lol wtf is going on in that pic???


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVXtyRlmoXU

That is such a cool show.

[terrets]

Just going to leave this here. You can thank me later.

http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/bird_eating_spider01.jpg

Thats pretty awesome...No way its from the states though, is it?

[bluefox1081]

Thats pretty awesome...No way its from the states though, is it?

If I remember correctly, Australia...home of most of the world's craziest animals.

[2fnloud]

Golden silk orb weaver (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_silk_orb-weaver)

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/LEwPx.png

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/LEwPx.png

They must have time travel in the future.

I've also got to believe we would not survive that many World Wars. :D

[onebadmollafolla]

Screw that.

http://www.webpark.ru/uploads52/071220/roller_01.jpg

[DocWalt]

I'd ride that, given I'm not on that total POS bike.

[IPD]

pussy

[GTOJOE]

Thats pretty awesome...No way its from the states though, is it?

This photo was taken in Australia in my home town of Atherton. It's a repost from about 6 months ago :p

Spider eats bird- Local Cairns News | cairns.com.au (http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2008/10/23/11601_local-news.html)

http://www.cairns.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2008/10/23/birdy2usu.jpg

http://tools.cairns.com.au/images/gallery/2008/10/23/117791.jpg

http://tools.cairns.com.au/images/gallery/2008/10/23/117811.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

This photo was taken in Australia in my home town of Atherton. It's a repost from about 6 months ago :p

Spider eats bird- Local Cairns News | cairns.com.au (http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2008/10/23/11601_local-news.html)

http://www.cairns.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2008/10/23/birdy2usu.jpg

http://tools.cairns.com.au/images/gallery/2008/10/23/117791.jpg

http://tools.cairns.com.au/images/gallery/2008/10/23/117811.jpg


I mean no offense by it, but I would NEVER even consider living in Australia. You guys just have to much crazy shit.

[93STLTH]

How big is that damn thing? I mean, is it a huge spider or is it a small bird?

[onebadmollafolla]

How big is that damn thing? I mean, is it a huge spider or is it a small bird?

I'm guessing the bird is about the size of a sparrow, maybe a bit bigger. Either way, if I saw that thing I'd be getting my shotgun, some matches, and gasoline along with a one way ticket to anywhere but there.

[SpdDmnVR4]

I'm guessing the bird is about the size of a sparrow, maybe a bit bigger. Either way, if I saw that thing I'd be getting my shotgun, some matches, and gasoline along with a one way ticket to anywhere but there.

This! F that noise. I can handle spiders, but that thing is just too much

[NickS VR4]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnkhR9Edoj4

[NickS VR4]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcBl92o4lNg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP8OMAIxpT4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6bWq6B9zWU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6bWq6B9zWU)

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81445708/
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6bWq6B9zWU)

[NickS VR4]

Things You'll Realize If You Grew Up In The 90s Gallery (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/81445511/)

[TUFFTR]

I mean no offense by it, but I would NEVER even consider living in Australia. You guys just have to much crazy shit.

Bah, Australia is one of the best places in the world to live! That was probably taken in an outer suburb....in the suburb's you don't usually get huge ass spiders like that.
I mean I'm not saying this place is perfect, every government in every country fucks its citizens over somehow, but for the most part right now, Melbourne is a sweet place to live.

[GTOJOE]

I mean no offense by it, but I would NEVER even consider living in Australia. You guys just have to much crazy shit.

6 of these top 10 deadliest snakes in the world are found in Australia LOL. All 6 in the state I live in. Of those 6 I have encountered 5 in my back yard growing up hahaha.... yeah you wimpy Americans wouldn't last a day :p

Top 10 Deadliest Snakes (http://www.buzzle.com/articles/top-10-deadliest-snakes.html)

[NickS VR4]

6 of these top 10 deadliest snakes in the world are found in Australia LOL. All 6 in the state I live in. Of those 6 I have encountered 5 in my back yard growing up hahaha.... yeah you wimpy Americans wouldn't last a day :p

Top 10 Deadliest Snakes (http://www.buzzle.com/articles/top-10-deadliest-snakes.html)

Well when your country's population is started with hardened, outcast prisoners... its hard to compare with "wimpy" americans :p

(Not too harsh, is it?)

[GTOJOE]

Well when your country's population is started with hardened, outcast prisoners... its hard to compare with "wimpy" americans :p

(Not too harsh, is it?)

LOL can't deny cold hard facts..... my family however was not one of these prisoners.... that's my story and I'm sticking to it :p

[IPD]

LOL can't deny cold hard facts..... my family however was not one of these prisoners.... that's my story and I'm sticking to it :p

no....they were butt pirates. :)

[GTOJOE]

no pirates in this area.... we did have a bush-ranger who robbed everyone and wore a metal bucket on his head to deflect bullets :lol:

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Bush ranger...now that's a job title.

Jeremy

[93STLTH]

6 of these top 10 deadliest snakes in the world are found in Australia LOL. All 6 in the state I live in. Of those 6 I have encountered 5 in my back yard growing up hahaha.... yeah you wimpy Americans wouldn't last a day :p

Top 10 Deadliest Snakes (http://www.buzzle.com/articles/top-10-deadliest-snakes.html)

Yeah, we only have to worry about our cuddly grizzly bears, mountain lions, wolves, coyotes, rattle snakes, Burmese pythons, alligators, africanized honey bees, brown recluse spiders and the occasional angry failed rapper with a glock.

[Dbeltran24]

Brings back so many memories

[Turbo Beast]

Less talking MOAR DEMOTIVATORS!

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/michael-mcdonald-taking-it-to-the-streets-demotivational-poster-1281613051.jpg

http://www.douchearchives.com//douche/1104/-douche-1302345063.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/missing-christine-mower-demotivational-posters-1303860069.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

6 of these top 10 deadliest snakes in the world are found in Australia LOL. All 6 in the state I live in. Of those 6 I have encountered 5 in my back yard growing up hahaha.... yeah you wimpy Americans wouldn't last a day :p

Top 10 Deadliest Snakes (http://www.buzzle.com/articles/top-10-deadliest-snakes.html)

You have snakes and spiders we have gangs and guns. Personally, I'd rather deal with the latter. Easier for me to shoot a thug than a spider.

[AgentOblivious]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxUbwteSWVk&feature=player_embedded#at=12

[Ninja Performance]

I tried, I really did. But I lost. LOL

-Chris

[TT Eric]

Hahaha! Me too!

Eric

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/tKxW4.jpg

[Telionis]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/epic-fail-photos-oddly-specific-no-reason-it-sugar-coating-it.jpg

[GTOJOE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxUbwteSWVk&feature=player_embedded#at=12

Sorry didn't laugh..... not at all funny :p


http://i.imgur.com/tKxW4.jpg

This is so true. When I explained American Dad to my wife I just said it's Family Guy with different names LOL

[NickS VR4]

http://i.imgur.com/tKxW4.jpg

I wonder if the demographics of the views show that Democrats favor one, Republicans another. And between FG/AD and the CS, whites one, and blacks the other. Same show, targeting many different audiences.

[thor'svr4]

You have snakes and spiders we have gangs and guns. Personally, I'd rather deal with the latter. Easier for me to shoot a thug than a spider.

you cant shoot like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5uHt4AwYb4

got to see this guy in person a few times. HE IS NUTS. got to see him toss 3 aspirin into the air, flip his gun upside down and shoot all 3 pills before they hit the ground.

[thor'svr4]

http://files.sharenator.com/demotivational_posters_peta_VERY_Demotivational_Pi cs_3-s492x451-81258-580.jpg

http://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attachments/humor-comedy/27512d1261116159-few-funnies-animal-rights-grill-demotivational-poster.jpg

http://bandew444.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire-failure-demotivational-poster.jpg

http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2009/07/22/kzny0zoqea.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_i_AovfzNXgQ/SLCrbfrW4zI/AAAAAAAAWwg/ZrUi41EqlZs/s400/demotivational_poster_forged_internals.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/demotivational-posters-nerds.jpg

http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo110/streetracer4688/demotivator2.jpg

http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo110/streetracer4688/demotivator1.jpg

http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo110/streetracer4688/yomama.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

Pilot saves deer from drowning/freezing with helicopter.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLfZQYLUOqQ&feature=related

[J_Parker]

http://www.damnlol.com/pics/367/243ea8a2b21963958bb5e46f7be58590.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i54.tinypic.com/2yxgdq9.jpg

[Alex3000gt]

http://i.imgur.com/KDssc.jpg

[2fnloud]

Really?!?

[HilbillyHomeboy]

^Indeed.

Jeremy

[onebadmollafolla]

Really?!?

Yup. Took him a few years because of this.

[CoopKill]

Wonder when the check for that health care gets here?

[CoopKill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE7waNi5dc0&feature=player_embedded#at=72

What you gots PLAYA?

[93STLTH]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/osama-bin-laden-osama-demotivational-posters-1304310808.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/behold-shark-poop-osama-shark-poop-demotivational-posters-1304372335.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/doh-fox-osama-not-obama-demotivational-posters-1304372043.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/osama-rip-humor-osama-demotivational-posters-1304328026.jpg

http://www.yasrsly.com/wp-content/main/2011_05/geico-is-osama-bin-laden-dead.png

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/1Fbt6.jpg

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lesson-learned.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lesson-learned.jpg

:lol: Love it!

[CoopKill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw&feature=player_embedded

[AgentOblivious]

What someone posted on a dating site....

ME: Single white male living with parents seeks emotionally unbalanced female for future divorce, co-dependency, and unfulfilling sex. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and random acts of insensibility. I have no personal opinions of my own because I am an emotional cripple. I love to give observational remarks that prominently display my gender stereotypes. I spend a lot of time yelling at little kids that cry in public. I have intermediate intelligence but try to appear smarter by disagreeing with opinion based statements and arguing constantly with supposedly authoritative references that cannot be easily verified. I'm 33, but look 46 and feel 66. It would be nice to be able to bounce thoughts and ideas off someone whose moral and ethical values were developed from watching Jerry Springer.

YOU: You are a man-hating, neurotic harpy with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. Over time you will project all your daddy-issues on me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. You filled your profile with generalities, and yet you expect me to guess what you are interested in when writing to you. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me. My perfect night would include getting sloshed in a bar of ill repute while you flirt with seedy old drunkards, followed by an onset of vomit and dry heaves. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that ruins my life instantaneously but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. No friendships. I don't need any damn friends. Age unimportant, but I often condescend women under 28 and rehash inherent mother issues with women over 49.


And another...

********************FOUND: Set of lost testicals.. Figured this is the best place to try and find their owner since most guys on here seem to be lacking in that department.LOST: My sanity.

Screw demotivationals...

[onebadmollafolla]

Hipster Saddam Hussein.


http://i.imgur.com/0Nm55.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

Some of my friends would definitely fall under this category.


http://i.imgur.com/o2d9T.jpg

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Some of my friends would definitely fall under this category.


http://i.imgur.com/o2d9T.jpg

LMFAO!!!! :lo5l:

Jeremy

[DocWalt]

LOL. Most of my friends are like that. You wouldn't believe the questions I got when I had the VR4 at meets, people would ask me all sorts of crazy shit and then say it looks hard to work on. /facepalm My Evo is going to be much harder to work on if I ever need to do anything. Pulling the trans requires pinching two critical hydraulic lines so you don't have to bleed them. :eek4:

[AgentOblivious]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlOIy6QEbes&feature=player_embedded

[stealthee]

LOL. Most of my friends are like that. You wouldn't believe the questions I got when I had the VR4 at meets, people would ask me all sorts of crazy shit and then say it looks hard to work on. /facepalm My Evo is going to be much harder to work on if I ever need to do anything. Pulling the trans requires pinching two critical hydraulic lines so you don't have to bleed them. :eek4:

Pulling the trans in the Grand Prix requires dropping the engine cradle, or pulling the engine and trans as a unit.

[Gene]

wtf...

[stealthee]

Thats what I said.

Lets just hope I never have to pull the trans in that thing.

[DocWalt]

Damn, that's... stupid. Sorta like doing a timing chain on some VWs/Audis sucks because it's on the back of the engine, lol.

[Mikes2nd]

Video: (Will Ferrell As) George Bush Makes Important Announcement About Terrorizing Gopher: Gothamist (http://gothamist.com/2011/05/05/video_will_ferrell_as_george_bush_m.php)

[TUFFTR]

Doing a Sump on an XF falcon (pic below) requires the whole engine to be pulled. Yup, just for a sump, whole K frame is welded to the body.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/1986-1988_Ford_XF_Falcon_GL_sedan_01.jpg
the farken joys.

[CoreyB]

Pulling the trans in the Grand Prix requires dropping the engine cradle, or pulling the engine and trans as a unit.

Its a GM thing. I changed the trans in my wifes 2000 Venture, had to drop the front sub frame. They want you to remove the frame, I just dropped it enough to pull the trans over the frame, its a suck job. Not as bad as doing the head gaskets though.

[Telionis]

http://i.imgur.com/KCF8p.jpg

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/Mk3fH.jpg

[Dbeltran24]

lol at the dog in the background

[GreedyTurbo529]

cooked this baby up myself. We were taking my car down for paint. My front bumper only had 5 bolts hand tight in it, so did the rear bumper, two for each headlight, two for each side mirror, and one for each door handle, though they are unhooked on the inside. sails, spoiler, and a 99 bumper are in the cabin lol.

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa210/tbrobertson17/Mod%20Arrivals/SMBAfin-1.jpg

[Mikes2nd]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2011/5/4/e8822c6f-2631-49c7-9cce-cedc46413de8_thumb.jpeg

[onebadmollafolla]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqs8xBFNMQ0

[CoopKill]

:lmao: What the hell show was that?

[MADMarc]

lmao I cant believe that just happened.

[MaelstromOC]

You know, I hate to say it, but his rebuttal when asked why was pretty spot on honestly. I'm not racist by any means, but he made very good points! I like that he was honest about it, which is something most people seem to not be anymore as well. Now, I'm not saying that all "people of color" are that way at all, I know plenty of black people that are fucking awesome, but there are also a shitload of them that are exactly as he described and it pisses me off. This isn't to say that only black people are that way, because every color, every ethnicity of people have those that are the same way as well, but given what he said about HIS experience with the people he's around (and honestly, him saying he's from the south just adds to his truthfulness because it does seem as though African Americans from the south fit much more into what he's saying than those of other areas of the country) I can't blame him for saying that.

I don't like blanket statements, but you do have to think about what he said lol, though he could have handled it better. Don't hate me for saying this!

[NickS VR4]

You know, I hate to say it, but his rebuttal when asked why was pretty spot on honestly. I'm not racist by any means, but he made very good points! I like that he was honest about it, which is something most people seem to not be anymore as well. Now, I'm not saying that all "people of color" are that way at all, I know plenty of black people that are fucking awesome, but there are also a shitload of them that are exactly as he described and it pisses me off. This isn't to say that only black people are that way, because every color, every ethnicity of people have those that are the same way as well, but given what he said about HIS experience with the people he's around (and honestly, him saying he's from the south just adds to his truthfulness because it does seem as though African Americans from the south fit much more into what he's saying than those of other areas of the country) I can't blame him for saying that.

I don't like blanket statements, but you do have to think about what he said lol, though he could have handled it better. Don't hate me for saying this!

I agree with you. At first I was thinking to myself, oh man, this guy is an idiot... but then he explained what he disliked and it seemed like he has a legitimate reason... just can't say you hate all black people because of that. He was honest though. Like he was saying, everyone else just pretends to not acknowledge the things he said.

In the same way, I can say I dislike whites, blacks, hispanics, asians, whoever when they live off the government and have a sense of entitlement. I cannot stand it.

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/l69kf.gif

[Mikes2nd]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBNhp2qbYEs


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN75yr8LwYE

[onebadmollafolla]

:lol:

You just got REICHROLL'D! (http://reichrolld.com/)

[93STLTH]

http://i.imgur.com/l69kf.gif

That's not funny. I bet that kid got some serious burns from that.

[Telionis]

Epic battle between guy and the "useless machine", complete with Matrix soundtrack. :D

Break: Useless Machine Epic Battle*Video (http://www.break.com/index/useless-machine-epic-battle-2056183)

[terrets]

^ That was pretty sweet lol

[CoopKill]

That was awesome

[onebadmollafolla]

That's not funny. I bet that kid got some serious burns from that.

Possibly. Maybe I'm an asshole.


Moving on...

http://i.imgur.com/jnQIF.jpg

[93STLTH]

Possibly. Maybe I'm an asshole.


Moving on...

http://i.imgur.com/jnQIF.jpg

Now that's funny!! :lo5l:

and you're not an asshole, I just had something similar happen to me when I was around 12. Burned the skin completely off my fingers. Tried to hid it from my mom for days, but she eventually realized something was wrong when I was eating my dinner with my left hand.

[onebadmollafolla]

Now that's funny!! :lo5l:

and you're not an asshole, I just had something similar happen to me when I was around 12. Burned the skin completely off my fingers. Tried to hid it from my mom for days, but she eventually realized something was wrong when I was eating my dinner with my left hand.


I had this happen to me when I was 20. Laugh about it every day even though I have no feeling in my thigh. :D


http://i.imgur.com/Rvlx6.jpg

[93STLTH]

How'd you do that?

[GTO Assassin]

Emo? ;)

Scotty

[2fnloud]

How'd you do that?

:stupid: OUCH!

[onebadmollafolla]

How'd you do that?

Playing with an incredibly sharp switchblade after having a drink or two. ;)

[onebadmollafolla]

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/226890_10150583596380613_590210612_18487571_132330 1_n.jpg

[CoopKill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gbProBuXjs

[AgentOblivious]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U28UJ-7tc&NR=1

[DK77]

I fucking love the end of the world vid

[Boomer3000]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gbProBuXjs

Fucking Kangaroos!!! lol and Alaska can come too...epic..

[Mikes2nd]

language nsfw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9fIjYnPazc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

[IPD]

ZOMBO (http://zombo.com/)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BorQ_ULcvss


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EndozxolXKE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

[onebadmollafolla]

Sleeping in class.


http://i.imgur.com/aE7mq.gif

[CoreyB]

Bwahaha

[J_Parker]

LMAO, that made my shitty day good : P

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/t8hir.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

Meanwhile, in Japan.

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/051111/splits.gif

[CoopKill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odz4oi6GN0Y&feature=share

[DocWalt]

Steel Panther is the shit, haha.

[ViperZ]

My favorite Steel Panther song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfB7vF7nCdA

[93STLTH]

http://www.photoblip.com/images/797/800e7feead3083a01fc630a67e0b3b9f.gif

http://www.photoblip.com/images/164/946734b0d5b3ccc14715f21070607173.

http://www.photoblip.com/images/710/b24af8dbc53903e0c76f0aa92decf9f5.jpg

http://www.damnlol.com/pics/746/b954b38e89d58f7ec4402cc2c5293083.jpg

http://www.damnlol.com/pics/230/41ec961b70d30eb67ed305e2148c6670.jpg

http://www.damnlol.com/pics/927/c663ce273b1d08bfcd2199e0ef2598f1.jpg

http://www.damnlol.com/pics/729/46145157f32393bd2a0fa307718ed243.jpg

http://www.damnlol.com/pics/16/83c9f80b9de79dba47fb28e50ca340a7.jpg

[DocWalt]

The biggest WTF in the last pic is the 7 11, haha

[93STLTH]

http://i.imgur.com/9rnnx.gif

http://tinyurl.com/3k94lbm

http://i.imgur.com/UQx0z.gif

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b199/Dyrnwyn/forum%20stuff%204/1145746365.gif

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/wTE0P.png

[93STLTH]

How many bricks were shat??

http://i43.tinypic.com/1zgg9k1.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

How many bricks were shat??

http://i43.tinypic.com/1zgg9k1.jpg

That's why you should put a large caliber pistol on the hip along with a semi-auto that is at least a .308 on ventures as such. This cat is dual wielding bamboo sticks against a tiger. :lol:

[93STLTH]

I'm surprised the elephant didn't go into some kind of self defense mode.

[IPD]

That's why you should put a large caliber pistol on the hip along with a semi-auto that is at least a .308 on ventures as such. This cat is dual wielding bamboo sticks against a tiger. :lol:

nah. 9mm semi with hollow-point. :D

[aaronatstate]

nah. 9mm semi with hollow-point. :D

If you want to make a lot of noise right before you are mauled by a tiger...

[onebadmollafolla]

If you want to make a lot of noise right before you are mauled by a tiger...

Yeah. I have a 9mm and love it. However, for a tiger, I'd be looking for a .45ACP or bigger.

[R/T93]

Elephants probably aren't afraid of tigers, seriously, its an elephant...

I guess tigers could take down a sick or elderly elephant, and of course would protect its young.

[Alex3000gt]

How many bricks were shat??

http://i43.tinypic.com/1zgg9k1.jpg


Where in the hell is that!? Africa? What a terrifying continent.

[CoopKill]

I wanna see the rest!

[bluemax_1]

Where in the hell is that!? Africa? What a terrifying continent.

India

[IPD]

If you want to make a lot of noise right before you are mauled by a tiger...

really? because a 9mm hollowpoint will take the back of your skull off. maybe a FMJ is a useless POS...but there's a reason the hollow-points are banned for military use. ;)

[aaronatstate]

really? because a 9mm hollowpoint will take the back of your skull off. maybe a FMJ is a useless POS...but there's a reason the hollow-points are banned for military use. ;)

Yup guess I didn't realize all those big game hunters were switching over to 9mm hollow points :w00t:

[IPD]

...well ok. but even if i was using a .38...i'd still want hollow points.

[onebadmollafolla]

4chan back at it.

http://i.imgur.com/nsSsw.jpg

Link to full size: http://i.imgur.com/nsSsw.jpg

[Danube_3KGT]

lol wow.. sad but funny to..

[terrets]

Ya thats sadd :(.

:lol:

[93STLTH]

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XE0TDW07Noo/TO4Q2fWgrmI/AAAAAAAAENY/ZPnG_e7-WoU/demotivational-posters-ministry-of-silly-walks.jpg

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XE0TDW07Noo/TO4Q1xw8-LI/AAAAAAAAENQ/TUXIA1xqa08/s640/1704.jpg

This math test will determine your favorite movie. Mine turned out to be “Star Wars“. That’s my favorite movie! Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don’t ask me how, but it really works!

1. Pick a number from 1-9.

2. Multiply by 3.

3. Add 3.

4. Multiply by 3 again.

5. Add the two digits together

now look up the number of predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies after the break.

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story

It's really amazing. Isn't it?

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XE0TDW07Noo/TNKYcl6B7tI/AAAAAAAAEHI/FeGogJ1MbEo/s640/504.png

[DocWalt]

Oh man, the film one :lol:

[NickS VR4]

Spoiler to math/movie demotivator.....

1-9 * 3 = Multiple of 3, add 3, still multiple of 3.... x 3 = multiple of 9. Any multiple of 9 up to 180 has it's digits add up to 9.

[NickS VR4]

Awesome Girl Fail Compilation Video (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81488998/)

[RI 3gtvr4]

How many bricks were shat??

http://i43.tinypic.com/1zgg9k1.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77pXEKdNFxs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9D64GKHhBw

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/rnqLd.jpg





http://i.imgur.com/DOQkf.jpg

[AdamVR4]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77pXEKdNFxs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9D64GKHhBw

Those videos really bother me.

[onebadmollafolla]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8DiOthAKek&feature=player_embedded

[TT Eric]

Yeah me too, as I was watching them I hated to see that.

Eric

[vr4powa]

Yeah me too, as I was watching them I hated to see that.

Eric

Yeah those are truly amazing creatures and should be respected but instead they are hunted like they're typical squirrels.

Assholes.

[93STLTH]

Yeah those are truly amazing creatures and should be respected but instead they are hunted like they're typical squirrels.

Assholes.

You kill a male and he's the protector of the pride, so a new male moves in and the first thing he does is kill all the offspring of the old pride male. So shooting one adult male probably results in many more young lions being killed too.

[EZnTn]

http://www.bizarresigns.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/look-at-this-dog-2.jpg

[GreedyTurbo529]

This math test will determine your favorite movie. Mine turned out to be “Star Wars“. That’s my favorite movie! Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don’t ask me how, but it really works!

1. Pick a number from 1-9.

2. Multiply by 3.

3. Add 3.

4. Multiply by 3 again.

5. Add the two digits together

now look up the number of predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies after the break.

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story

It's really amazing. Isn't it?


Howd I get The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat!?! What The HELL?!

Id never watch that :suspect:









http://files.sharenator.com/i_see_what_you_did_there_proof_of_girls-s600x750-70427-580.jpg

[mb3000]

http://www.gamousa.com/videoplayer.aspx?videoURL=http://gamoairguns.com/gamoairguns/videos/Gamo_hog_hunt_10.flv

Gamo= winning over small-medium sized game.

[terrets]

http://www.gamousa.com/videoplayer.aspx?videoURL=http://gamoairguns.com/gamoairguns/videos/Gamo_hog_hunt_10.flv

Gamo= winning over small-medium sized game.

Thats an impressive air rifle. Wow.

[Telionis]

LOL. (No idea who originally came up with this, reddit thinks it was by someone named Codeblue on the steroidology.com forums).


My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day. Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.


Minor alteration? \/
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[bluefox1081]

Those videos really bother me.

Yeah me too, as I was watching them I hated to see that.

Eric

Yeah those are truly amazing creatures and should be respected but instead they are hunted like they're typical squirrels.

Assholes.

Yeah there was a part of me hoping to see one of those guys get the shit smacked out of him by a lion. The one came close by knocking him down, but the video stops after that.

[RI 3gtvr4]

Sorry guys!

I just thought it was crazy just how fast those lions charged at the people.....

I agree those hunters are assholes. I wonder how much of the lion they actually use and what do they even do with the meat

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[onebadmollafolla]

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[HilbillyHomeboy]

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Doin' it wrong...

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[GreedyTurbo529]

thats the coolest banana ever

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Pool...Pool, is for sure a win. Yes please.

Jeremy

[RI 3gtvr4]

This one is thanks to vr4mike
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[GreedyTurbo529]

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[DocWalt]

NON-STOP NYAN CAT! (http://nyan.cat/)

[93STLTH]

This one is thanks to vr4mike
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Lol! That's my life right there!! (Except the cheerleaders, I'm too old for cheerleaders)

[bluefox1081]

Lol! That's my life right there!! (Except the cheerleaders, I'm too old for cheerleaders)

You're never too old for cheerleaders.
:glee:

[onebadmollafolla]

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[onebadmollafolla]

Also, here is a video of some guys sitting at the top of this building without harnesses.

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Video:



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[CoreyB]

No thank you

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Wow, hellllll no!

Jeremy

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