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sergechronos
08-03-2014, 11:31 AM
Not sure how long the add will be up.

1991 Mitsubishi Eclipse gs turbo (http://cosprings.craigslist.org/cto/4598969897.html)

Eh..Lets be real though, people have tried to sell worse 3S builds than that.

j2k4
08-03-2014, 03:54 PM
I found this by mistake:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY

TT Eric
08-03-2014, 08:18 PM
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10487495_843363449016768_1796117654797956968_n.jpg

Isn't it demotivational ?

Eric

Vantage
08-03-2014, 09:16 PM
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10487495_843363449016768_1796117654797956968_n.jpg

Isn't it demotivational ?

Eric

Nothing says unemployable like whatever the fuck it is those two have going on...

NickS VR4
08-03-2014, 11:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/KqBFr0l.gif

NickS VR4
08-04-2014, 09:03 AM
Demotivator was on the 3SGTO facebook thread on timing. Holy hell there were a lot of people adamant about giving bad information. If you haven't doing a timing belt on your own car, STFU. I'm sure we have an abundance of people who actually know what they are talking about, that we don't need people guessing.

DrGonzo
08-04-2014, 09:36 AM
I don't monitor that group on FB anymore as the ignorance seemed to be spreading. The amount of incompetence and sheer stupidity was just too much for me.



Demotivator was on the 3SGTO facebook thread on timing. Holy hell there were a lot of people adamant about giving bad information. If you haven't doing a timing belt on your own car, STFU. I'm sure we have an abundance of people who actually know what they are talking about, that we don't need people guessing.

Echo419
08-04-2014, 09:41 AM
I don't monitor that group on FB anymore as the ignorance seemed to be spreading. The amount of incompetence and sheer stupidity was just too much for me.
then don't watch the news. :lol:

green-lantern
08-04-2014, 12:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIrnrnkajPM

green-lantern
08-04-2014, 12:14 PM
NSFW Language


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg8dOFDeZZ8

TT Eric
08-04-2014, 12:35 PM
Nothing says unemployable like whatever the fuck it is those two have going on...

Nothing to worry, as long as there is other people like us that will fund the welfare.

Eric

TT Eric
08-04-2014, 12:39 PM
Darth Dader!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvVFOSMqZuQ

Eric

IPD
08-04-2014, 01:08 PM
I don't monitor that group on FB anymore as the ignorance seemed to be spreading. The amount of incompetence and sheer stupidity was just too much for me.

that's FB in general. and yes, the AMERICAN news.

i don't participate in FB, and i watch Al Jazeera English.

CoopKill
08-04-2014, 01:17 PM
Nice ride!

Cars for Sale: 1997 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4 in Punta Gorda, FL 33955: Hatchback Details - 376687563 - AutoTrader.com (http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?zip=98682&endYear=2015&modelCode1=3000GT&showcaseOwnerId=0&startYear=1981&makeCode1=MIT&searchRadius=0&showcaseListingId=0&trim1=3000GT%7CVR-4&mmt=%5BMIT%5B3000GT%5B3000GT%257CVR-4%5D%5D%5B%5D%5D&listingId=376687563&Log=0)

Interesting torque curve

7034

7036

7035


Edit: More info incase it disappears...

Seller Comments:
"750 HP to the wheels. 3000 GT VR4, All wheel drive, all wheel steering, 6 speed manual. In excellent condition, one owner, always, garaged. Modified to increase horse power, over $30,000 in modifications (see list). Currently tuned to 750 HP at the wheels, capable of mid 850 s. New engine with all forged internals, port and polished heads, stage 2 cam, bigger injectors, electric fuel system, high performance turbos (24lb boost), Methyl Mist system, cold air intake, HKS high flow exhaust w 3 in down pipe, Stage 2 clutch and fly wheel are some of the modifications made on this incredible car. About 4000 miles on new engine. Hate to give up my baby , but knee problems prevent me from actively driving the car. A steal at considerable less than the cost to duplicate this high end performer.Title in hand waiting for that special buyer looking for a HOT VR4."

HilbillyHomeboy
08-04-2014, 01:46 PM
On 19t's? :lmao:

Jeremy

Vantage
08-04-2014, 01:58 PM
Build list is for a '1987 Mitsubishi 3000 GT VR4' eh?


Dyno - Multiple pulls of mid 800 HP to wheels, maxed at 940, de tuned to 750 HP for street use.

Maybe his horsepower is actually in watts and he forgot to do the conversion...

CoopKill
08-04-2014, 02:34 PM
I wonder how that ACT stage 2 is holding up to the POWA?

Vantage
08-04-2014, 04:11 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/best-weekly-photos-67.jpg?w=550&h=554

sketch
08-04-2014, 04:31 PM
I'd have just gone and burnt the whole house down, considered the whole thing a loss: (http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2cb9vi/tifu_by_spilling_black_widows_all_over_my_living/)


I'm a graduate student in Oklahoma and I work in a greenhouse. One day while chasing a lizard around the bay where my experiment is kept, I stumbled across a black widow female. I trapped her in a water bottle, brought her home, and put her in a cage with crickets. She ate quite a few crickets and doubled in size while laying two egg sacs. I had smeared Vaseline around the top of the cage to prevent her from escaping, but the thought of having hundreds of baby black widow spiders in a tank just feet from my couch gave me the heebie jeebies. today, I decided that I would remove the egg sacs from the tank. However one egg sac had already hatched, and there were hundreds of small brown spiders crawling on the web. I was unnerved by the sight of so many spiders, so I picked up the tank with the intention to move it outside. That lasted for about 2 seconds. The lid came off the tank as I held it away from my body and the tank crashed down against the sofa and carpet. Spiders, crickets, and web flew out on impact before I could even realize what had happened. So, now I'm going to have to bug bomb the entire house, but not before having to spend one very uncomfortable/itchy/nerve wracking night in the bedroom, 12 feet from where I dropped hundreds of miniscule, nearly invisible black widows.

green-lantern
08-04-2014, 04:45 PM
Well the idiot asked for it lol

Vantage
08-04-2014, 04:48 PM
I'd have just gone and burnt the whole house down, considered the whole thing a loss: (http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2cb9vi/tifu_by_spilling_black_widows_all_over_my_living/)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uSeuYyPDBQ

IPD
08-04-2014, 07:03 PM
Nice ride!

Cars for Sale: 1997 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4 in Punta Gorda, FL 33955: Hatchback Details - 376687563 - AutoTrader.com (http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?zip=98682&endYear=2015&modelCode1=3000GT&showcaseOwnerId=0&startYear=1981&makeCode1=MIT&searchRadius=0&showcaseListingId=0&trim1=3000GT%7CVR-4&mmt=%5BMIT%5B3000GT%5B3000GT%257CVR-4%5D%5D%5B%5D%5D&listingId=376687563&Log=0)

Interesting torque curve

7034

7036

7035


Edit: More info incase it disappears...

Seller Comments:
"750 HP to the wheels. 3000 GT VR4, All wheel drive, all wheel steering, 6 speed manual. In excellent condition, one owner, always, garaged. Modified to increase horse power, over $30,000 in modifications (see list). Currently tuned to 750 HP at the wheels, capable of mid 850 s. New engine with all forged internals, port and polished heads, stage 2 cam, bigger injectors, electric fuel system, high performance turbos (24lb boost), Methyl Mist system, cold air intake, HKS high flow exhaust w 3 in down pipe, Stage 2 clutch and fly wheel are some of the modifications made on this incredible car. About 4000 miles on new engine. Hate to give up my baby , but knee problems prevent me from actively driving the car. A steal at considerable less than the cost to duplicate this high end performer.Title in hand waiting for that special buyer looking for a HOT VR4."

but...

but...

jfast's car is red...?

onebadmollafolla
08-04-2014, 08:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/kYduEXc.gif

green-lantern
08-04-2014, 08:18 PM
That had to be hard on the ole shoulders lol

stealthee
08-04-2014, 08:26 PM
Um, isn't that graph crossing at around 4800 RPM? Amazing how the curve falls off at 5700 RPM too.

Please tell me that isn't the same dyno that our good buddy drmbldr stole back in the day?

sergechronos
08-04-2014, 11:05 PM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/4527c6f762835c67aec195dbf4cd78c2/tumblr_n9t384wiJM1qdlh1io1_500.gif

DocWalt
08-05-2014, 09:40 AM
http://i.imgur.com/xSz6aGV.jpg

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http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--yWYCz_em--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/t5jl8d8luqmlyviid8yf.jpg

IPD
08-05-2014, 10:38 AM
I'm more pissed that the douchenozzle driving it is advertising his USAF heritage.

TT Eric
08-05-2014, 11:24 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10429335_10152272789551482_3220868345496156051_n.j pg

Translation: And then the girl says: ''You did not lower the lid!''

Eric

green-lantern
08-05-2014, 11:28 AM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/4527c6f762835c67aec195dbf4cd78c2/tumblr_n9t384wiJM1qdlh1io1_500.gif

Every time I see it I LOL

sergechronos
08-05-2014, 12:07 PM
As do I Paul. Even a day later I nearly fall out of my chair laughing

DocWalt
08-05-2014, 03:33 PM
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YXbAtthm1S0/UDz0tifisJI/AAAAAAAACYk/3FjuI9qW6ZM/s1600/Nissan-GTR-acura-NSX-side-by-side-comparison-size.jpg

http://thecarpark.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/nsx_gtr.jpg

NSX is tiny, considering the GTR isn't that big, lol

Echo419
08-05-2014, 04:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/xSz6aGV.jpg
and I just bought a BRZ. now these are my people. ugh.... I think I prefered NA 3KGT's with 4 hood blisters and a scoop fabbed to be some sorta shitty ram air..... nope. nvm I don't. :lol:

DocWalt
08-05-2014, 04:18 PM
and I just bought a BRZ. now these are my people. ugh.... I think I prefered NA 3KGT's with 4 hood blisters and a scoop fabbed to be some sorta shitty ram air..... nope. nvm I don't. :lol:

I own a BRZ too, don't worry, only about 25% of the owners are total dipshits.

CoopKill
08-05-2014, 05:24 PM
I own a BRZ too, don't worry, only about 25% of the owners are total dipshits.

Yeah yeah yeah, tell us about the avatar in the correct location...

green-lantern
08-05-2014, 05:57 PM
Yeah yeah yeah, tell us about the avatar in the correct location...

:stupid:

93STLTH
08-05-2014, 06:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/KqBFr0l.gif

I give her a 9 for degree of difficulty, but the big splash on entry takes the score down to a 6.5.

CoopKill
08-05-2014, 07:42 PM
Gave her a 10/10 on fb. Most excellent form!

Uniuno
08-05-2014, 10:17 PM
http://i.imgur.com/F2EWdXw.png

http://i.imgur.com/b43Sy6x.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/8IbTohR.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/3uyzOpS.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WV3BfuG.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kZUg8iE.png

http://i.imgur.com/Upji2hK.gif

http://i.imgur.com/lte9YGR.jpg

sergechronos
08-05-2014, 10:34 PM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/1a614b820f7e46bcdbd0ec01aeeb3670/tumblr_n9urd0g6p61qewacoo1_500.jpg

https://40.media.tumblr.com/7a0df146e1661124a495d5a86440adbd/tumblr_n4y7xx5ArQ1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg

https://38.media.tumblr.com/95749aafb5702fc4ac74111abe80091d/tumblr_n5fecc9RVR1tv4l6xo1_250.gif

https://38.media.tumblr.com/42a0106f3a5e13e1b9156f7309635be5/tumblr_n9t5uuLgIa1spm17no1_500.jpg

https://31.media.tumblr.com/be94f53bfff4c2ec96a2dea781da7802/tumblr_n9i0tcuen51qewacoo1_400.gif

https://31.media.tumblr.com/66f7837e982e3c6b53edf3fa3309afc5/tumblr_n9cglpt9Fs1spm17no1_400.gif

green-lantern
08-05-2014, 11:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/b43Sy6x.jpg

:lmao: this can't be real!!!!!!!!!

WTF?

DocWalt
08-05-2014, 11:32 PM
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/843510742727423402.jpg

anyonebutme
08-06-2014, 12:49 AM
What dumbass chose a dauphin, one of the few masturbating animals, to be an anti-masturbation mascot.

NickS VR4
08-06-2014, 09:22 AM
What dumbass chose a dauphin, one of the few masturbating animals, to be an anti-masturbation mascot.

I'm fairly certain that is an Onion news story. The image didn't have any way to identify the source of the story.

Edit: The dolphin's name is "Fappy"

95gto
08-06-2014, 10:13 AM
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YXbAtthm1S0/UDz0tifisJI/AAAAAAAACYk/3FjuI9qW6ZM/s1600/Nissan-GTR-acura-NSX-side-by-side-comparison-size.jpg

http://thecarpark.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/nsx_gtr.jpg

NSX is tiny, considering the GTR isn't that big, lol

When I was in Japan the GTR looked like a hulking monster flying down the expressway.


and I just bought a BRZ. now these are my people. ugh.... I think I prefered NA 3KGT's with 4 hood blisters and a scoop fabbed to be some sorta shitty ram air..... nope. nvm I don't. :lol:

Solid choice in car, now just put some pep in the engine with one of these:
TURBO KIT-BRZ/FR-S/GT86 (http://www.crawfordperformance.com/product/turbo-kit-brzfr-sgt86/)

Echo419
08-06-2014, 11:31 AM
Solid choice in car, now just put some pep in the engine with one of these:
TURBO KIT-BRZ/FR-S/GT86 (http://www.crawfordperformance.com/product/turbo-kit-brzfr-sgt86/)

I'm not touching shit until that warranty runs out. ;) even then I don't know about spending near half the value of the car on a turbo. I think about 40hp more and this car would be just right. 430hp? just damn silly, I'd kill myself. :lol:

green-lantern
08-06-2014, 02:29 PM
I'm not touching shit until that warranty runs out. ;) even then I don't know about spending near half the value of the car on a turbo. I think about 40hp more and this car would be just right. 430hp? just damn silly, I'd kill myself. :lol:

Congrats on the car Bobbeh! You need to post picks.

95gto
08-06-2014, 03:17 PM
I'm not touching shit until that warranty runs out. ;) even then I don't know about spending near half the value of the car on a turbo. I think about 40hp more and this car would be just right. 430hp? just damn silly, I'd kill myself. :lol:

There are cheaper kits for smaller gains out there as well, so if/when you want more power it can be had.

Echo419
08-06-2014, 04:43 PM
Congrats on the car Bobbeh! You need to post picks.
oh it will be at BRG. ;)

There are cheaper kits for smaller gains out there as well, so if/when you want more power it can be had.

yeah, I've seen some superchargers for around $3500. but just like the high price scares me off so does a cheap one. either way there's pleanty of time for others to test the quality of things before I mess with them.

green-lantern
08-06-2014, 05:52 PM
oh it will be at BRG. ;)




I figured

Since we are roommates you will let me drive it right? :D

Bloodlust182
08-06-2014, 06:23 PM
Might be a repost, but the whole interview is gold.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZe-ywk6WOU

stealthee
08-06-2014, 07:44 PM
I figured

Since we are roommates you will let me drive it right? :D

Bobby said you will have to cuddle with him first.

Echo419
08-07-2014, 07:39 AM
I figured

Since we are roommates you will let me drive it right? :D
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2143110912/h07CE58EE/

Bobby said you will have to cuddle with him first.
http://uturncrossfit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wait-what.jpg

Echo419
08-07-2014, 08:45 AM
http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/fitboardimg/posts//2014/08/07/80959492/53e346470cf2074108f6d079.jpg
http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/fitboardimg/posts//2014/08/06/72357731/53e306660cf2c6c381203f8e.jpg

green-lantern
08-07-2014, 10:52 AM
Bobby said you will have to cuddle with him first.

Only if I'm big spoon

green-lantern
08-07-2014, 11:02 AM
Might be a repost, but the whole interview is gold.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZe-ywk6WOU

It's pretty old but yeah it's pretty funny :lo5l:

HilbillyHomeboy
08-07-2014, 11:14 AM
http://i.imgur.com/2KxJWaq.gif

2fnloud
08-07-2014, 12:57 PM
Oh so you like to "pitch"? :suspect:



Only if I'm big spoon

Vantage
08-07-2014, 01:12 PM
https://fbcdn-photos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-0/10563101_822933141084427_8020818357610914016_n.jpg ?oh=63a55905515a8ed8670ebf693c314c38&oe=544C95CA&__gda__=1413257468_1b68f548a1b8782fbcd898a8155cbf7 9

green-lantern
08-07-2014, 03:23 PM
Oh so you like to "pitch"? :suspect:

You like to catch? :icon23:

IPD
08-07-2014, 03:37 PM
"Does my dick taste like shit to you?"

TT Eric
08-07-2014, 11:00 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10363897_10202534103935577_8124122494538664238_n.j pg?oh=b68143458621cf8825775eee95c821c1&oe=54782991&__gda__=1416749806_231501411745668210987a48a5874e2 4

Eric

onebadmollafolla
08-08-2014, 02:49 AM
Train Meets Tornado.


http://youtu.be/KkRwRlXFMEs

DK77
08-08-2014, 02:57 AM
Holy shit!

HilbillyHomeboy
08-08-2014, 08:30 AM
http://i.imgur.com/AzmSjUV.jpg

green-lantern
08-08-2014, 10:06 AM
Holy shit I almost fucking smashed the hell out of one of those the other day!

Vantage
08-08-2014, 11:11 AM
Holy shit I almost fucking smashed the hell out of one of those the other day!

The worst is trying to buy beer only to find that the fucking attendant was apparently kidnapped and can't be found.

CoopKill
08-08-2014, 11:42 AM
The worst is trying to buy beer only to find that the fucking attendant was apparently kidnapped and can't be found.

That is solved with a walk on by to the exit :suspect:

IPD
08-08-2014, 02:32 PM
And ya'll wonder why I buy 90% of my non-food items online. :)

I found this demotivating:

http://www.3sgto.org/attachments/parts-sale/6915d1403764479-%2420-000-partout-92-w-90k-my-front-view-copy.jpg

2fnloud
08-08-2014, 02:44 PM
I refuse to use them, if I am going to do the work of that store's employee, I want the employee discount. ;)



http://i.imgur.com/AzmSjUV.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
08-08-2014, 02:46 PM
And ya'll wonder why I buy 90% of my non-food items online. :)

*y'all :nono:


I found this demotivating:

http://www.3sgto.org/attachments/parts-sale/6915d1403764479-%2420-000-partout-92-w-90k-my-front-view-copy.jpg

Looks like it was ripped from the pages of Nelson: the early years of costume parts

Jeremy

HilbillyHomeboy
08-08-2014, 02:50 PM
I refuse to use them, if I am going to do the work of that store's employee, I want the employee discount. ;)

I hear ya. I use them because the lines are generally much shorter. Provided you don't get the MIA clerk like Vanatage talked about, or some ruhtard that can't master scanning a fucking box of ho-ho's.

Jeremy

Echo419
08-08-2014, 03:01 PM
And ya'll wonder why I buy 90% of my non-food items online. :)

I found this demotivating:
*image*


that is hideous.

IPD
08-08-2014, 03:12 PM
that is hideous.

well to be fair, he's bought a nice stealth and is going to mod it in the same vein. in for hilarity.

DrGonzo
08-08-2014, 03:13 PM
I hear ya. I use them because the lines are generally much shorter. Provided you don't get the MIA clerk like Vanatage talked about, or some ruhtard that can't master scanning a fucking box of ho-ho's.

Jeremy

I refuse to use them for two reasons, most likely a couple people lost their jobs due to this type of machine. There is never a line at those machines as nobody wants to deal with them...

Second, you usually spend more time waiting on an actual person to come over and fix what the machine can't do or figure out. I'd rather just stand in line.

IPD
08-08-2014, 03:17 PM
If you're opposed to using them because they put someone out of a job, then how do you ever buy a car, clothing, computers, etc...where robots have been doing that shit for years?

Echo419
08-08-2014, 03:26 PM
http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/fitboardimg/posts//2014/08/08/49883821/53e4d6a60cf2c6c38120dcce.jpg
:lol:
http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/fitboardimg/posts//2014/08/08/11007352/53e4c9510cf24fb636573cd4.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
08-08-2014, 03:31 PM
I refuse to use them for two reasons, most likely a couple people lost their jobs due to this type of machine. There is never a line at those machines as nobody wants to deal with them...

Second, you usually spend more time waiting on an actual person to come over and fix what the machine can't do or figure out. I'd rather just stand in line.


If you're opposed to using them because they put someone out of a job, then how do you ever buy a car, clothing, computers, etc...where robots have been doing that shit for years?

Yeah...no doubt.

Also, there's plenty of line here in WV. NC must be absurdly resistant to progress, or people that just get off on standing in lines. Screw all of that. Plus, I can bag more efficiently than any cashier jockey. AKA, the way I want it, and wasting a hell of a lot less bags. I know they have rules they have to play by when it comes to bagging. I don't, so I load the hell out of them.

Now, if there's an open line manned by a human, I will jump in it. Otherwise, sorry, I'm not standing in line over some non-existent righteous crusade.

Jeremy

DrGonzo
08-08-2014, 03:33 PM
Maybe because I don't interact with any of that on a daily bases. Maybe in those aspects where it is nothing but repetitive over and over again process it is better left up to a machine. I've done assembly line work before and wanted to kill myself after a couple months. Maybe it's due to the fact that those machines in retail could never actually replace a human due to the fact that they are never interacting with the same person which that alone brings in too many undefined variables for those machines to ever be capable or reacting to where to a person it is simple. Machines are designed to work within the boundaries of their programming, and that programming will always limit their capabilities on how to resolve the an undefined problem.

IPD
08-08-2014, 03:33 PM
That's why I liked Aldi's BITD. 1 dude/chick punching in all the products by hand...and going faster than you would think was humanly possible. And you bagged/boxed your own shit. So groceries were piss cheap & check-out was lightning fast.

HilbillyHomeboy
08-08-2014, 03:44 PM
Maybe because I don't interact with any of that on a daily bases. Maybe in those aspects where it is nothing but repetitive over and over again process it is better left up to a machine. I've done assembly line work before and wanted to kill myself after a couple months. Maybe it's due to the fact that those machines in retail could never actually replace a human due to the fact that they are never interacting with the same person which that alone brings in too many undefined variables for those machines to ever be capable or reacting to where to a person it is simple. Machines are designed to work within the boundaries of their programming, and that programming will always limit their capabilities on how to resolve the an undefined problem.

Good points.


That's why I liked Aldi's BITD. 1 dude/chick punching in all the products by hand...and going faster than you would think was humanly possible. And you bagged/boxed your own shit. So groceries were piss cheap & check-out was lightning fast.

Yes, Aldi's model is spectacular.

Jeremy

CoopKill
08-08-2014, 05:20 PM
I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried... Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1960s:


1. Teaching Math In 1950s (when I was in school)

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?


2. Teaching Math In 1970s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?





3. Teaching Math In 1980s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit ? Yes or No


4. Teaching Math In 1990s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20 Your assignment: Underline the number 20.





5. Teaching Math In 2000s

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok).


6. Teaching Math In 2014

Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?



ANSWER: His profit was $375,000 because his logging business is just a front for his pot farm.

DrGonzo
08-08-2014, 05:28 PM
OMG..... I can't stop laughing at that!!!

Rom3BreaK
08-08-2014, 05:51 PM
I own a BRZ too, don't worry, only about 25% of the owners are total dipshits.

I just got back from test driving one.

The de-motivating part is that they only had automatics on the lot.

The other de-motivating part is I didn't realize there was a sport mode switch until the test drive was over. FML.

At least now I know the button is there when I run across a dealership that has a standard on the lot.

Sent from my Motorola Atrix

IPD
08-08-2014, 06:20 PM
I'm too old and too pissy to drive a stickshift.

onebadmollafolla
08-08-2014, 06:36 PM
*y'all :nono:

*You all ;)

onebadmollafolla
08-08-2014, 06:58 PM
Couch racing.


http://i.imgur.com/sxZXwF2.gif

HilbillyHomeboy
08-08-2014, 08:08 PM
*You all ;)

http://i.imgur.com/Wf6WK4u.gif

green-lantern
08-09-2014, 02:04 AM
GOD you dorks talk too much in a pic thread!


Couch racing.


http://i.imgur.com/sxZXwF2.gif

FUCKING SAVE, AWESOME :lol:

93STLTH
08-09-2014, 10:00 AM
Couch racing.


http://i.imgur.com/sxZXwF2.gif

Before Thadd comes in and says only Americans would do something so stupid...

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3517723/cheese-rolling-o.gif

IPD
08-09-2014, 11:39 AM
Before Thadd comes in and says only Americans would do something so stupid...

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3517723/cheese-rolling-o.gif

Why Americans? Those look like towel-heads to my racist ignorant ass. :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/raceinc/10502040_10152155956881431_8535454704400448691_n_z pse0fba82c.jpg

CoopKill
08-09-2014, 11:50 AM
Ummm...

onebadmollafolla
08-09-2014, 02:19 PM
Before Thadd comes in and says only Americans would do something so stupid...

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3517723/cheese-rolling-o.gif

Thadd went full European. You never go full European.

green-lantern
08-09-2014, 02:20 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/raceinc/10502040_10152155956881431_8535454704400448691_n_z pse0fba82c.jpg

WTF?!?! :lmao:

IPD
08-09-2014, 02:53 PM
Thadd went full European. You never go full European.

Nah. I'd miss Steak & Shake, 5-Guys and Firehouse Subs too much.

That said, I'd much rather buy a European-only sports car than their clunky American counterparts. :)

On the other hand, it's like the joke about the guy driving a corvette on the autobahn and pulling over to a gas station. Random guy asks, "What's wrong? European cars not fast enough for you?"

Corvette driver replies, "Nah, roads in the USA are just too slow."

onebadmollafolla
08-09-2014, 03:15 PM
Nah. I'd miss Steak & Shake, 5-Guys and Firehouse Subs too much.

That said, I'd much rather buy a European-only sports car than their clunky American counterparts. :)

On the other hand, it's like the joke about the guy driving a corvette on the autobahn and pulling over to a gas station. Random guy asks, "What's wrong? European cars not fast enough for you?"

Corvette driver replies, "Nah, roads in the USA are just too slow."

Who would have guessed this would be a four paragraph response? *raises hand*

:lol:

IPD
08-09-2014, 03:43 PM
Fuck. You.

onebadmollafolla
08-09-2014, 05:23 PM
Fuck. You.


http://i.imgur.com/ndd4jVr.jpg

IPD
08-09-2014, 06:55 PM
Who would have guessed that ^ his response would be a .gif? :lol:

onebadmollafolla
08-09-2014, 07:08 PM
Who would have guessed that ^ his response would be a .gif? :lol:


http://i.imgur.com/ndd4jVr.jpg

DrGonzo
08-09-2014, 07:41 PM
Who would have guessed that ^ his response would be a .gif? :lol:

not a .gif!

http://motivateurself.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/you-fail.jpg

93STLTH
08-09-2014, 07:55 PM
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTepWt3Y246Zlx8OW8_OQgXW1kr_vF2D ylYLE_a8O4RRFgjPUgd

IPD
08-09-2014, 08:12 PM
not a .gif!

http://motivateurself.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/you-fail.jpg

http://wanderingamericantravelblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/no-internet-for-you.jpg

sergechronos
08-09-2014, 10:48 PM
https://38.media.tumblr.com/59a730f52c977d07e77efdc22b136b93/tumblr_na2ic2d7ja1sfuvfro1_500.jpg
https://38.media.tumblr.com/0875555901f64cf8ee1347091234164b/tumblr_na2ic2d7ja1sfuvfro2_500.jpg

green-lantern
08-09-2014, 11:52 PM
lol I just saw the flammable gas smoker a few min ago on another site.

IPD
08-10-2014, 03:21 AM
I used to have a shop supervisor who would have a lit cigarette while he was filling gas tanks on power equipment.

IPD
08-10-2014, 03:39 AM
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6182893568/hF7EDD2AA/

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6159235584/hF5EE0163/

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5708829952/hA435333F/

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5671048448/hAA8A1CF9/

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5531229696/hD5D1B186/

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5351557376/h79EF6365/

These go on for days. It's so sad....

IPD
08-10-2014, 03:46 AM
If Pokémon Was Released on Mobile Devices - Cheezburger (http://cheezburger.com/298757?ref=whatspopularfooter)

and people think nintendo is dying off in the mobile market, because $1 games are SOOOOOO much better than $30 carts.

IPD
08-10-2014, 01:14 PM
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8279563520/h957A10D4/

sergechronos
08-10-2014, 01:37 PM
Oil pan I got to replace the 91 3SX misfit pan that was on the car when I got it ended up being for a 93 (or 94-99..not sure.) Now I have to try to find another one. Boo :(

IPD
08-10-2014, 02:29 PM
I feel bad for Tony Stewart. He's going to get a lot of unfair flak. Really though, that incident smacks of Darwin Awards more than it does a hot-headed Smoke.

stealthee
08-10-2014, 02:48 PM
Stewart is already being crucified by uneducated twits on YouTube who have no clue about handling a high horsepower RWD car that relies on throttle to steer it.

NickS VR4
08-10-2014, 04:42 PM
Also to add, if you watch the video, it looks like the car right in front of stewart may have obstructed his view of him briefly. Who knows what stewart was looking at. Probably didn't even see him til the last second when he tried to redirect the car.

stealthee
08-10-2014, 05:09 PM
http://youtu.be/Z2TcvKyKzIw

stealthee
08-10-2014, 06:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cmOCl3AAcs

Vantage
08-10-2014, 06:58 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/daily_gifdump_04281_017.gif?w=360&h=256

IPD
08-10-2014, 07:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdLHAqL8KJw

IPD
08-10-2014, 07:28 PM
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4534964224/h431ADD92/

this one is for mike's 2nd.

onebadmollafolla
08-11-2014, 04:16 AM
Very NSFW language.



http://youtu.be/LAyTmiaGlIQ

Echo419
08-11-2014, 08:26 AM
Stewart is already being crucified by uneducated twits on YouTube who have no clue about handling a high horsepower RWD car that relies on throttle to steer it.

even if Tony hit the gas to run him over. dude got out of his car to pick a fight with a guy in a car. what did he think was going to happen? that's what you get. :dontknow:

IPD
08-11-2014, 08:57 AM
https://38.media.tumblr.com/78d4c3e205d95208e472e001b1c8dc95/tumblr_n4i7m9g0Sq1s9x79go1_400.gif

green-lantern
08-11-2014, 10:43 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9MA2Ew7v10

Echo419
08-11-2014, 11:26 AM
props to the old Russians. old people here fall down and they break a hip and die. those dudes hit the pavement like 84 times.

IPD
08-11-2014, 12:04 PM
NSFW:

SCORE With Tron-a-Sutra (NSFW) « Sex Education (http://sex-education.wonderhowto.com/inspiration/score-with-tron-sutra-nsfw-0118924/)

Bloodlust182
08-11-2014, 12:47 PM
This shit is getting out of hand. Kid gets killed by cop, prayer vigil turns into riot, and then steal goods and burn down buildings to get "revenge" for kids death. The rioters were not even from Ferguson, they were mostly from Dellwood and Jennings (shady parts of STL). Pretty damn demotivating if I do say so myself.

32 arrested, 2 officers injured after riots, looting, gunfire and chaos in Ferguson | KMOV.com St. Louis (http://www.kmov.com/special-coverage-001/Reports-Ferguson-protests-turn-violent-270697451.html)

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152615620096221&fref=nf

IPD
08-11-2014, 02:39 PM
That's the new US of A. Any time a black teenager gets shot by anyone other than another young black man...ethnic minorities will use it as an excuse to riot.

Traaaaa-von was just the beginning. Talk softly, carry a Desert Eagle.

Bloodlust182
08-11-2014, 03:13 PM
Yeah, there were even twitter users telling the rioters to loot white neighborhoods.

?Loot ? and rob them, not your own'; Twitter users advise black people to loot white neighborhoods | Twitchy (http://twitchy.com/2014/08/11/loot-and-rob-them-not-your-own-twitter-users-advise-black-people-to-loot-white-neighborhoods/)

a sad day indeed.

green-lantern
08-11-2014, 04:04 PM
At least two officers suffered injuries and 32 people were arrested after a prayer vigil for an 18-year-old killed by a Ferguson police officer escalated into rioting and looting Sunday night in Ferguson, Missouri.

I'm sure God is proud.

green-lantern
08-11-2014, 04:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvAgYeHAoic

dude is crazy

j2k4
08-11-2014, 06:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cmOCl3AAcs

Cruel, Brian.













I like that. :D

onebadmollafolla
08-11-2014, 07:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvAgYeHAoic

dude is crazy

Holy shit! I got anxiety just watching that.

j2k4
08-11-2014, 07:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvAgYeHAoic

dude is crazy

Aye - when people call me a 'nervy fucker', I don't think this ^^ is what they mean...:p

green-lantern
08-11-2014, 07:37 PM
NSFW:

SCORE With Tron-a-Sutra (NSFW) « Sex Education (http://sex-education.wonderhowto.com/inspiration/score-with-tron-sutra-nsfw-0118924/)

That wasn't nearly as erotic as I hoped it would be :lo5l:

What was the nerd tron vid a while back with hot chick in it?

green-lantern
08-11-2014, 07:39 PM
Holy shit! I got anxiety just watching that.


Aye - when people call me a 'nervy fucker', I don't think this ^^ is what they mean...:p

I have this feeling this guy isn't going to live long if he keeps that shit up.

IPD
08-12-2014, 01:15 AM
Actor-Comedian Robin Williams Dies At 63 : The Two-Way : NPR (http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/08/11/339656142/actor-comedian-robin-williams-dies-at-63)

HilbillyHomeboy
08-12-2014, 10:30 AM
http://i.imgur.com/KXsINrJ.jpg?1

95gto
08-12-2014, 11:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvAgYeHAoic

dude is crazy

I get the feeling that this guy played Pilotwings a little too much and took it a little too seriously.

green-lantern
08-12-2014, 12:37 PM
Lions are wild animals. They're unpredictable. They can be extremely dangerous but, as seen in this PSA, they can also be extremely gentle. But one of the things they aren't so great at is acting and timing.

While shooting a PSA about the silent extinction of lions across Africa, lion advocate Kevin Richardson was interrupted many, many times by Tau. If it weren't a lion, we'd say it was adorable. But since lions are considered the king of the jungle, we know he could snap at any time and turn Kevin into human jerkey.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lugqyjbENME

Vantage
08-12-2014, 12:56 PM
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10427297_1522506397964806_2864883860247913127_n.jp g?oh=ecd47ef1b18581326fedcef4b1ceaa71&oe=5467A806

CoopKill
08-12-2014, 04:03 PM
https://ci3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/0A-KJi2RaPZbVbyTYfLCXGrRphFsOv2edojyTDl9mPU5rYYfcPNEg wlLp6StI84ZCwbKDF62D0Jr1AUrPeukdFg9ibZDnAMCL-lwLUkO_Bby5s2MvtJULF0koMLRTTWeZTxOCkiFADXx2J_Hd9Z-EHcSM6PBLT5vpNKQShA=s0-d-e1-ft#https://gallery.mailchimp.com/7503af90f99da6117258a460e/images/17e26ab5-ab8e-4792-b257-5f3364d7505d.png

TT Eric
08-12-2014, 07:29 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y275/Eric21/77bd3055de2d62a2795af2a4d007e37ab907010ca7a2514c7a d7ed8352e6f18b_zps2b248da2.jpg (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Eric21/media/77bd3055de2d62a2795af2a4d007e37ab907010ca7a2514c7a d7ed8352e6f18b_zps2b248da2.jpg.html)

Eric

stealthee
08-12-2014, 08:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/KXsINrJ.jpg?1

If someone would have stole some steel toes they could have sent them my way since my pair that I just bought in April are already coming apart.

stealthee
08-12-2014, 08:18 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y275/Eric21/77bd3055de2d62a2795af2a4d007e37ab907010ca7a2514c7a d7ed8352e6f18b_zps2b248da2.jpg (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Eric21/media/77bd3055de2d62a2795af2a4d007e37ab907010ca7a2514c7a d7ed8352e6f18b_zps2b248da2.jpg.html)

Eric

Seeing an American bald eagle in the wild is pretty awesome, however they are not really the majestic creatures they are made out to be. They are dirty, vile creatures that will hang out around dumps and get scared away by ravens.

anyonebutme
08-12-2014, 08:36 PM
https://ci3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/0A-KJi2RaPZbVbyTYfLCXGrRphFsOv2edojyTDl9mPU5rYYfcPNEg wlLp6StI84ZCwbKDF62D0Jr1AUrPeukdFg9ibZDnAMCL-lwLUkO_Bby5s2MvtJULF0koMLRTTWeZTxOCkiFADXx2J_Hd9Z-EHcSM6PBLT5vpNKQShA=s0-d-e1-ft#https://gallery.mailchimp.com/7503af90f99da6117258a460e/images/17e26ab5-ab8e-4792-b257-5f3364d7505d.png

Wonder how many people here recognize Eau Rouge?

CoopKill
08-12-2014, 09:32 PM
Seeing an American bald eagle in the wild is pretty awesome, however they are not really the majestic creatures they are made out to be. They are dirty, vile creatures that will hang out around dumps and get scared away by ravens.

Truth they are mostly scavengers/oportunistic. We should have taken the Golden Eagle instead!

R/T93
08-12-2014, 10:13 PM
The ones here routinely catch HUUUUGE salmon right from the water

From the phone.

2fnloud
08-12-2014, 10:14 PM
Wonder how many people here recognize Eau Rouge?

I did not :(

onebadmollafolla
08-13-2014, 02:06 AM
The ones here routinely catch HUUUUGE salmon right from the water

From the phone.

We've actually got quite a few around here and they are typically ripping live ducks in half. I would not want to tangle with those talons.

Echo419
08-13-2014, 08:32 AM
Truth they are mostly scavengers/oportunistic. We should have taken the Golden Eagle instead!

Ben Franklin wanted the turkey.

green-lantern
08-13-2014, 10:23 AM
Seeing an American bald eagle in the wild is pretty awesome, however they are not really the majestic creatures they are made out to be. They are dirty, vile creatures that will hang out around dumps and get scared away by ravens.

Those are vultures not eagles :p

;)

j2k4
08-13-2014, 12:58 PM
A Bald Eagle as THE symbol of America beats the ever-loving out of a dove or a seagull, doesn't it?

I am not aware of any domestic predatory avian that is not coincidentally a scavenger.

We had to choose a bird, so we chose a Baldy - WTF else should we have chosen?

Edit:

And DON'T say "an owl".

Echo419
08-13-2014, 01:10 PM
Owl is the mascot for the school I went to. D2 softball, baseball and basketball National Champs more recently than any other college or pro team in this state. :dontknow:

IPD
08-13-2014, 01:30 PM
Either the Raven...or a Condor. :D

j2k4
08-13-2014, 01:34 PM
Owl is the mascot for the school I went to. D2 softball, baseball and basketball National Champs more recently than any other college or pro team in this state. :dontknow:

Oh, nothing at all against Owls, Bobby - perhaps my second favorite bird, and they've given me more occasion to feel awed than eagles, frankly.

Not properly emblematic of our country, though. :wink:

IPD
08-13-2014, 01:44 PM
Maybe a lemming. Lord knows the sheeple will do whatever the media says *cough* (ELECT OBAMA!) *cough*, rather than actually fire 2 neurons and THINK about what might actually steer this country in the proper direction.

j2k4
08-13-2014, 02:00 PM
Maybe a lemming. Lord knows the sheeple will do whatever the media says *cough* (ELECT OBAMA!) *cough*, rather than actually fire 2 neurons and THINK about what might actually steer this country in the proper direction.

Well, given the current rampant gullibility, you might be right, Carlos.

Perhaps if we pinned some wings on the lemming... :wink:

anyonebutme
08-13-2014, 02:19 PM
Every time somebody talks about Obama.....or anything political, all I can think of is the progressive commercial where she's like "I was told there will be pie".

rlacasse1
08-13-2014, 03:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYP-2UCS5nY

green-lantern
08-13-2014, 08:25 PM
Owl is the mascot for the school I went to. D2 softball, baseball and basketball National Champs more recently than any other college or pro team in this state. :dontknow:

Whoo?

:lol:

Vantage
08-13-2014, 08:30 PM
Cougar Life - Date A Cougar On The Largest Cougar Dating Site (http://cougarlife.com/)

HilbillyHomeboy
08-13-2014, 08:57 PM
NSFW LANGUAGE! Such an infectious laugh. :lmao:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx2YiMALbWY

green-lantern
08-13-2014, 09:25 PM
thats awesome lol

Vantage
08-13-2014, 11:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/HpXcQgB.jpg

2fnloud
08-14-2014, 12:17 AM
NSFW LANGUAGE! Such an infectious laugh. :lmao:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx2YiMALbWY

As senseless as it sounds, the insurance company don't need to know that the targa was off and the windows was down, just that the car was locked. Did the same thing with my convertible too.

93STLTH
08-14-2014, 12:53 AM
http://i.imgur.com/HpXcQgB.jpg

What is that off of, a ship?

onebadmollafolla
08-14-2014, 05:15 AM
http://i.imgur.com/KXsINrJ.jpg?1

This guy does a nice job ripping them from end to end.


http://youtu.be/5f0mVn0HH6U

CoreyB
08-14-2014, 09:29 AM
What a great video!!

NickS VR4
08-14-2014, 03:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOBzWF0Aws


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B759dzymyoc


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJD1Iwy5lUY

green-lantern
08-14-2014, 03:50 PM
BING it's nice in here :lol:

green-lantern
08-14-2014, 03:57 PM
What a great video!!

Oh and this

93STLTH
08-14-2014, 11:56 PM
The fart girl in part 2, I think she's the AT&T commercial girl.

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BjXxeZDCMAAVdLJ.jpg:medium

DocWalt
08-15-2014, 12:10 AM
http://i.imgur.com/gsrsB3t.png

http://i.imgur.com/pVKrSkg.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/J49G57h.jpg

Vantage
08-15-2014, 03:34 AM
What the hell did I just read???

Echo419
08-15-2014, 08:44 AM
What the hell did I just read???

a scathing inditement of our educational system that's what.

Echo419
08-15-2014, 03:56 PM
http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/fitboardimg/posts//2014/08/15/56316822/53ee1eb40cf22eebe1f9459e.jpg

93STLTH
08-16-2014, 03:15 AM
A little demotivating perspective...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWt8hTayupE&list=UUqcy4xPPVjmTnkg4kBaac2w

IPD
08-16-2014, 04:35 AM
seen it before, but i still like it.

Vantage
08-17-2014, 10:04 AM
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Vantage
08-17-2014, 10:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yny0VDxgNwQ

DocWalt
08-18-2014, 12:12 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10481691_816365445064822_598022745834713191_n.jpg

NickS VR4
08-18-2014, 12:19 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10481691_816365445064822_598022745834713191_n.jpg

Confirmed @ 1:00


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLJCWb1apYo&t=1m

wingnut
08-18-2014, 01:42 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p403x403/10491193_789276337777090_1235801998897934035_n.jpg ?oh=0c29582ae0fb660a69415997512d70a7&oe=54764168&__gda__=1415731087_f889674dbbc7fd9fc9f35ac53caeff1 2

IPD
08-18-2014, 02:01 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10481691_816365445064822_598022745834713191_n.jpg

One more reason to intensely dislike that turd of a movie/series.

I do like how bloopers get discovered years after movies get made though. Like the one in Teen Wolf.

onebadmollafolla
08-18-2014, 02:05 AM
http://i.imgur.com/gsrsB3t.png

http://i.imgur.com/pVKrSkg.jpg


Well, if we are doing /b/ screenshots...


http://i.imgur.com/SUfx6.png


To which someone replied:


"A white heteronormative cisgendered CEO professor and Baptist preacher was teaching a class on Karl Rove, known Christian.
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Jesus Christ and accept that you too can become straight through daily prayer, self-flagellation, and eating Chik-Fil-A every day!”
At this moment, a brave, trans-Asian, self-diagnosed pansexual demiromantic vegan multisouled person who had been free of all animal products and only bought products at the local transgender co-op boldly stood up, holding a glass filled with some white liquid.
“Hey, Professor, what is this?”
The arrogant professor smirked like a rapist and smugly replied “It’s clearly milk, you crazy f****t. What the fuck does milk have to do with political science?”
“Wrong. It’s an all natural vegan soy almond kombucha latte. No animals or transpeople were harmed or raped in the making of this product.”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Wall Street Journal. He stormed out of the room, clearly planning some kind of rape. The professor realized that he had been playing into the hands of the kyriarchy of CEOs, investment bankers, the Religious Right, and psychiatrists. He then killed himself. The proper term for this is “trans-dead”.
The students checked their privilege, all diagnosed themselves with autism and gender identity disorder and joined the Gay-Straight Alliance. An obese trans-eagle furry otherkin waddled into the room and tried to perch upon the American Flag, bending the flagpole in the process. All parties involved gave up meat, Christianity, and the right to bear arms.
The students all lifted their glasses of soy fluid in a toast.
“That beverage’s name? Harvey “The One Percent” Milk.” said the vegan trans-autistic Korean."






/b/ is an odd place. :lol:

93STLTH
08-18-2014, 03:13 AM
I want my 2 minutes back...

onebadmollafolla
08-18-2014, 04:05 AM
I want my 2 minutes back...

Eat a banana and get some extra sleep tonight. There's your extra 2 minutes of life you've been robbed of.

93STLTH
08-18-2014, 04:37 AM
To get my 2 minutes back, wouldn't I need to stay awake longer?

onebadmollafolla
08-18-2014, 07:12 AM
To get my 2 minutes back, wouldn't I need to stay awake longer?

It was a health/longevity related suggestion. At this point, if you are truly dissatisfied, I'd probably write it off. Your life is probably ruined.

IPD
08-18-2014, 07:38 AM
/b/ is an odd place. :lol:

understatement of the year award. /b/ makes reddit look like a scientific quarterly published journal.

green-lantern
08-18-2014, 02:07 PM
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--AziwfP_F--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/q9whf2zbz914otzpftyf.gif

green-lantern
08-18-2014, 04:09 PM
http://zippy.gfycat.com/RevolvingObedientHyena.mp4

Bird poop in mouth :barfaway:

DocWalt
08-18-2014, 05:35 PM
Heavy Meta: Maine Man, 19, Poses For New Mug Shot Wearing T-Shirt With Photo Of His Old Mug Shot | The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/mug-shot-with-mug-shot-shirt-687543)

:lol:

CoopKill
08-18-2014, 05:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1hEQbGRJ_Q

CoopKill
08-18-2014, 06:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/nYNxd3y.gif

http://www.iflscience.com/sites/www.iflscience.com/files/styles/ifls_large/public/blog/%5Bnid%5D/JcnyT3d.jpg?itok=1_1-VaLe

This Worm Will Haunt Your Nightmares | IFLScience (http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/worm-will-haunt-your-nightmares)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3H4J5QDQeA4

HilbillyHomeboy
08-18-2014, 06:34 PM
Heavy Meta: Maine Man, 19, Poses For New Mug Shot Wearing T-Shirt With Photo Of His Old Mug Shot | The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/mug-shot-with-mug-shot-shirt-687543)

:lol:

LOL, that's exactly what I was just coming here to post!

For the lazy:
http://i.imgur.com/pAFbmMx.jpg

Uniuno
08-18-2014, 11:36 PM
http://i.imgur.com/nYNxd3y.gif

http://www.iflscience.com/sites/www.iflscience.com/files/styles/ifls_large/public/blog/%5Bnid%5D/JcnyT3d.jpg?itok=1_1-VaLe




That is a creepy son of a bitch!!!

CoopKill
08-19-2014, 12:09 AM
LOL, that's exactly what I was just coming here to post!

For the lazy:
http://i.imgur.com/pAFbmMx.jpg

LOLZ to the family reunion! :lmao:

J-Groove
08-19-2014, 10:14 AM
http://i.imgur.com/nYNxd3y.gif

http://www.iflscience.com/sites/www.iflscience.com/files/styles/ifls_large/public/blog/%5Bnid%5D/JcnyT3d.jpg?itok=1_1-VaLe

This Worm Will Haunt Your Nightmares | IFLScience (http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/worm-will-haunt-your-nightmares)



It's a Graboid!

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q318/Monster_Master316/Tremors/Graboid.jpg

JasonY
08-19-2014, 11:41 AM
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4512987648/hE4663633/

Jason

HilbillyHomeboy
08-19-2014, 12:12 PM
http://www.ultraimg.com/images/14-1.179pyt.gif

green-lantern
08-19-2014, 01:02 PM
What a dumbass :lol:

Vantage
08-19-2014, 01:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkXzit3b348

Echo419
08-19-2014, 03:08 PM
that looks like so much fun!

Vantage
08-19-2014, 03:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t2zn7Ve0bw

DocWalt
08-19-2014, 05:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/8bO6S4J.gif

DocWalt
08-19-2014, 08:25 PM
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--FaYMyNlF--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/wlloktknvcel6hx8iuna.gif


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7vd_OuqUAaI

DK77
08-19-2014, 08:31 PM
That was pretty epic. Damn ninjas

CoopKill
08-19-2014, 09:35 PM
Anyone else getting all vids auto playing at the same time?

DocWalt
08-19-2014, 10:44 PM
Nope.

CoopKill
08-19-2014, 10:49 PM
Hmmm, started yesterday. Fixed ith an extension, but not sure why it started... :(

onebadmollafolla
08-20-2014, 02:50 AM
http://giant.gfycat.com/DopeyAdorableAlbertosaurus.gif

NickS VR4
08-20-2014, 05:53 AM
Definition of Irony:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zfqw8nhUwA

Vantage
08-20-2014, 11:33 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvcudjoIQAA3sFb.jpg:large

green-lantern
08-20-2014, 01:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/8bO6S4J.gif

I think I just saw somebody die.


http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--FaYMyNlF--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/wlloktknvcel6hx8iuna.gif


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7vd_OuqUAaI

dammit! I just came here to post this lol

HilbillyHomeboy
08-20-2014, 01:44 PM
http://giant.gfycat.com/SilentInsidiousBrant.gif

rlacasse1
08-20-2014, 01:51 PM
F*ck the person in that truck. I hate jackasses like that.

green-lantern
08-20-2014, 02:08 PM
F*ck the person in that truck. I hate jackasses like that.


:stupid:

I LOLed though

Edit: never know though, the guy might have deserved it.....or the guy in the truck was just gay bashing :lo5l:

HilbillyHomeboy
08-20-2014, 02:21 PM
:stupid:

I LOLed though

Edit: never know though, the guy might have deserved it.....or the guy in the truck was just gay bashing :lo5l:

Eh, there's a thing going around known as "rolling coal". This is how/what they do.

Jeremy

rlacasse1
08-20-2014, 02:22 PM
The 2 min mark


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaYAlxLFag4

CoopKill
08-20-2014, 04:36 PM
http://giant.gfycat.com/DopeyAdorableAlbertosaurus.gif

Pretty sure that is the Point Defiance Zoo in Tacoma WA. Awesome place!

Vantage
08-20-2014, 11:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/BK7hxM2.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
08-21-2014, 08:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLu-B50EcQY

NickS VR4
08-21-2014, 09:02 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLu-B50EcQY

Seems fake to me. 8/10 acting. I think her acting fell apart right before she did the ice water part.

Boomer3000
08-21-2014, 09:06 AM
Gonna be brutally honest, she seems like half a tard to start with. Not to mention that the whole challenge thing it's self is fucking stupid. This is about the 8th or 9th different "challenge" that I've seen pop up in the last 5 months or so.

NickS VR4
08-21-2014, 09:18 AM
Gonna be brutally honest, she seems like half a tard to start with. Not to mention that the whole challenge thing it's self is fucking stupid. This is about the 8th or 9th different "challenge" that I've seen pop up in the last 5 months or so.

Saw this on facebook
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltls-f1h4iw

HilbillyHomeboy
08-21-2014, 09:20 AM
Seems fake to me. 8/10 acting. I think her acting fell apart right before she did the ice water part.

Don't think so. It was on her tumblr to start with and she deleted it. This is a mirror that someone else uploaded.

Jeremy

green-lantern
08-21-2014, 10:41 AM
Seems fake to me. 8/10 acting. I think her acting fell apart right before she did the ice water part.

I sort of had the same feeling

Chug a beer for PMS :lo5l:

HilbillyHomeboy
08-21-2014, 05:09 PM
Teen Arrested, Suspended for Shooting a Dinosaur (In a Story He Wrote) - Hit & Run : Reason.com (http://reason.com/blog/2014/08/20/teen-arrested-suspended-for-shooting-a-d)


Summerville High School in Summerville, South Carolina, is wasting no time: A 16-year-old student was arrested and suspended for writing a story in which he used a gun to kill a dinosaur. The student, Alex Stone, was assigned by a teacher to write a story about himself. Stone chose to embellish his story with obviously fictional details, like dinosaurs. But the teacher saw the word "gun" and the rest is history, according to NBC-12:

Stone said in his "status" he wrote a fictional story that involved the words "gun" and "take care of business."

"I killed my neighbor's pet dinosaur, and, then, in the next status I said I bought the gun to take care of the business," Stone said.

Stone says his statements were taken completely out of context.

"I could understand if they made him re-write it because he did have "gun" in it. But a pet dinosaur?" said Alex's mother Karen Gray."I mean first of all, we don't have dinosaurs anymore. Second of all, he's not even old enough to buy a gun."

Investigators say the teacher contacted school officials after seeing the message containing the words "gun" and "take care of business," and police were then notified on Tuesday.

The police arrested Stone and charged him with disorderly conduct. He was also suspended from school for a week.

J-Groove
08-21-2014, 05:37 PM
That is freaking retarded.

I remember stupid shit like that happening in my high school following Columbine.

A group of us made a project in college making fun of the whole situations by creating a mock up of Baylor campus where we had a counterstrike game with us presenting a class where we came in and killed ourselves.

We got an A. :)

-John

Vantage
08-21-2014, 06:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIKfoO-JTcc#t=53

Vantage
08-21-2014, 06:13 PM
And to continue Jeremy's 'Highschool Administrators Gonewild':

High school senior says she was suspended for saying 'bless you' (http://news.yahoo.com/bless-you-suspension-153852989.html)


A high school senior in Tennessee says she was given an in-school suspension for saying "bless you" to a classmate who had sneezed.

Kendra Turner, a student at Dyer County High School, told WMC-TV that when her teacher told her she had broken a class rule against invoking religious terms, she complained.

“She said that we’re not going to have godly speaking in her class," Turner said, "and that’s when I said we have a constitutional right. ... It’s all right to defend God and it’s our constitutional right, because we have a freedom of religion and freedom of speech."

Turner was sent to the administrator's office, where she finished the class period with an "in-school suspension," WMC said.

According to Turner, school officials told her parents that their daughter had shouted "bless you" and had disrupted the class.

NickS VR4
08-21-2014, 07:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIKfoO-JTcc#t=53

He's an idiot. What does he suggest? We need single round guns, that we must load after each shot?

stealthee
08-21-2014, 07:45 PM
He's an idiot. What does he suggest? We need single round guns, that we must load after each shot?

Even at that, you can still get off a lot of rounds. My first gun was a single shot shotgun. My dad had a pump action 12 gauge. We had two deer run out of the woods near us and started opening fire. I got off 5 shots to my dad's 4 shots, and I was only 12 at the time. I could probably shoot even faster now.

anyonebutme
08-21-2014, 09:04 PM
We beat the British just fine with muskets..........

sergechronos
08-21-2014, 09:12 PM
...does a tank count as a singe round gun? :suspect:

Vantage
08-22-2014, 01:05 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/521944_560367884007572_619732119_n.jpg

CoreyB
08-22-2014, 09:05 AM
I do that all the time lol.

2fnloud
08-22-2014, 09:45 AM
Me too

Echo419
08-22-2014, 12:12 PM
I used to when I lived on a 3rd floor appt.... well actually I just ate out all the time. :) but now my garage opens right into the kitchen so it's just as fast to make a couple of trips as it is to try and grab every single bag.

2fnloud
08-22-2014, 04:31 PM
VERY DEMOTIVATING (http://www.eonline.com/news/571864/mythbusters-stars-kari-byron-tory-belleci-and-grant-imahara-are-leaving-the-show)

CoopKill
08-22-2014, 05:30 PM
https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1527100_10152401218804998_3792632679018784031_n.pn g?oh=dea5a8b96fdd504593baf70cae1ed057&oe=547A46EB

Vantage
08-22-2014, 06:23 PM
Read the product reviews: Uranium Ore: Science Lab Radiation Protection Supplies: Amazon.com: Industrial & Scientific (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000796XXM/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B000796XXM&linkCode=as2&tag=wwwiflscience-20&linkId=WHBSFJXUVFJY3CSK)

Vantage
08-23-2014, 12:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se1KcS8RtUY

anyonebutme
08-23-2014, 01:32 AM
VERY DEMOTIVATING (http://www.eonline.com/news/571864/mythbusters-stars-kari-byron-tory-belleci-and-grant-imahara-are-leaving-the-show)

That has "everyone just got fired" written all over it.

CoopKill
08-23-2014, 02:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8HrTZaAvwY

onebadmollafolla
08-23-2014, 05:07 AM
http://i.imgur.com/DLVonvu.gif

IPD
08-23-2014, 06:03 AM
Read the product reviews: Uranium Ore: Science Lab Radiation Protection Supplies: Amazon.com: Industrial & Scientific (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000796XXM/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B000796XXM&linkCode=as2&tag=wwwiflscience-20&linkId=WHBSFJXUVFJY3CSK)

Q&A is pretty hilarious too.

2fnloud
08-23-2014, 08:28 AM
That has "everyone just got fired" written all over it.


I agree, it also makes me wonder if maybe the trio doesn't have something else going on.

Mikes2nd
08-23-2014, 04:51 PM
VERY DEMOTIVATING (http://www.eonline.com/news/571864/mythbusters-stars-kari-byron-tory-belleci-and-grant-imahara-are-leaving-the-show)

eh why? they were probably wanting 1 million an episode :) their stuff was weak.

DocWalt
08-23-2014, 07:45 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd4_1408716328