DeMotivators

[skater334]

Fat Kid Gets Revenge on Bully Video (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81374474/)
:lol2::Clap:

[mh3kgt]

Why the hell are they standing up in a convertible going down the highway. That's just dangerous.

[2fnloud]

LOL, Wtf...I made it 1/2 way...that WAS horrible.

Sent from my Eris using Tapatalk

You was WAY better than me, I couldn't stomach 30 seconds of that winy garbage. Somebody please call the Wambulance for him.

[sketch]

Why the hell are they standing up in a convertible going down the highway. That's just dangerous.

let them, natural selection needs to kill off dumbasses before the reproduce

[onebadmollafolla]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/d09e9eb2-bc82-448e-8f0b-f36b17416eed.gif

[mh3kgt]

Muahaha accordion is genius!

[onebadmollafolla]

Cow vs Train

Cow vs. Train - Video (http://www.maniacworld.com/cow-vs-train.html)

[sketch]

Cow vs Train

Cow vs. Train - Video (http://www.maniacworld.com/cow-vs-train.html)

O_O
holy shit. i hope the train is okay.

[Zaroth]

fuck you. dj jazzy jeff & the fresh prince are gods. i will fight you.

p.s.

let me guess, you're one of the 38 "dislikes" on youtube? rofl!


Rofl. If you're under the impression that siding your preference with the majority validates your opinion... you must think Justin Bieber is a musical god.


Will Smith is a decent actor, but his "music" makes me puke in my mouth just a little bit every time I hear it.

[stealthee]

I think every generation just needs that 1 horrible song. I still remember the one from my childhood.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW3PFC86UNI

You have serious issues if you think that song is bad. It is a classic. This is the second post of yours in the last two days that has made me seriously question your ability to think. ;)

[mh3kgt]

PLEASE never mention Justin Beiber again. kthxbai

[Zaroth]

You have serious issues if you think that song is bad. It is a classic. This is the second post of yours in the last two days that has made me seriously question your ability to think. ;)

Being a classic doesn't make it a good song. It just makes it old :flip:. What else did I post that didn't pass "the stealthee approval":Bow:?

[IPD]

Being a classic doesn't make it a good song. It just makes it old :flip:. What else did I post that didn't pass "the stealthee approval":Bow:?

"he's the dj i'm the rapper" is one of the greatest albums of the 80's...let alone of all time. rap's best days were when people would rap about shoes, clothes, what it's like being a teenager, etc. way WAY before all of the "i'm pop a cap in your ass" crap that came out during the 90's.

p.s.

will smith can sing. he can enunciate. he uses vocal inflection and changes phrasing and speed for emphasis. he's no freddy mercury or steve perry; but his talent might as well be that good when compared with the likes of reh dogg, rebecca black, or t-payne.

[stealthee]

Being a classic doesn't make it a good song. It just makes it old :flip:. What else did I post that didn't pass "the stealthee approval":Bow:?

It can't become a classic without being good. You just have bad taste.

[Zaroth]

will smith can sing. he can enunciate. he uses vocal inflection and changes phrasing and speed for emphasis. he's no freddy mercury or steve perry; but his talent might as well be that good when compared with the likes of reh dogg, rebecca black, or t-payne.

80's rap was great. By far the best rap ever was and will every be. That still doesn't make Will Smith a good rapper/song writer. I personally barely consider "rap/hip hop" whatever it's called today, music. Almost all of it is just a simple beat with poorly written autotuned words.



It can't become a classic without being good. You just have bad taste.

Lol. Ok. Some people like their music with depth and substance. Some people like whatever bland/generic music pop culture tells you is "cool". I would label you the latter, sir :bigthumb:. To each his own though.

[onebadmollafolla]

Everyone STFU. You all have bad taste in music...mmmk?

Back to the matter at hand.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li9m0gOyAw1qi4v4fo1_400.jpg

[sketch]

LESS TALKY MORE DEMOTIVATEY

http://www.codemonkeyramblings.com/demotivators/spaghetti_monster_demotivator.jpeg
http://hotlard.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/1203354101017oz7.jpg
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/1838/ipmos.jpg
http://thedemotivators.com/wp-content/uploads/original/2010_10/canada.jpg


so long and thanks for all the fish!
http://fatkidatcamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dolphinrush.jpg

[CoopKill]

http://fatkidatcamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dolphinrush.jpg

Pure Awesomeness!

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/UXPHA.jpg

[CoopKill]

Bahahaha teh teh heheh

[J_Parker]

Lmao! Busted!

Use teh peripherals!

[sketch]

as this doubles as a uselss banter thread
and i'm drunk
what is everyone's beverage (alcoholic) preference? i'm a (light/pussy) beer & bourbon drinker)
currently drunk on budlight, budweiser, makers mark and woodford reserve.

what do you like/dislike?

unrelated: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QrCICIQ8DUU/TVqumt1aktI/AAAAAAAACEo/wdzlhZnpv3A/s1600/demotivator-celebrity-endorsements.png

[J_Parker]

I my friend am currently sipping on a much deserved bottle of Patrone with my cousin. :)

[onebadmollafolla]

Bourbon & Coke playing some MW2.

[Zaroth]

Aged(preferably Venezuelan)rum with coke and lime. Mmmm.

[Ninja Performance]

Fat Kid Gets Revenge on Bully Video (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81374474/)

Fucking Sweet.

-Chris

[93mitsVR4]

Vodka and Orange juice :)

[skater334]

Beers: Coors, Fosters, New Castle, Gunniess, Sierra Nevada (cause I'm from NV), and Bucket of Blood.

Liquors: Jim Beam, Tequila, Hpnotiq, Vodka (and red bull),

My God, I'm not a drunk but I love all kinds of mixed drinks and what not.

[Zaroth]

Lol. I wish I could shake this guys hand.

How To Get Revenge On A Cheating Girlfriend - Alligator Sunglasses (http://alligator-sunglasses.com/post/2794002150/revenge-cheating-girlfriend-comic)

[93STLTH]

^^^ Classic!

[green-lantern]

Fucking Sweet.

-Chris

I don't think I ever get sick of watching that. :lo5l:

[Ninja Performance]

Lol. I wish I could shake this guys hand.

How To Get Revenge On A Cheating Girlfriend - Alligator Sunglasses (http://alligator-sunglasses.com/post/2794002150/revenge-cheating-girlfriend-comic)

"IF" that's is true (which it could be, girls can be beeeotchs) it's HILARIOUS.

-Chris

[green-lantern]

Cow vs Train

Cow vs. Train - Video (http://www.maniacworld.com/cow-vs-train.html)

Awe! poor dumb cow :sad:

[93STLTH]

http://i.imgur.com/c1Uky.jpg

[93STLTH]

Had to Lol at this one....

http://i.imgur.com/kVP3Q.jpg

[stealthee]

LMFAO.

I need to print that shit off. There is one black dude that works with me and he has an awesome sense of humor. He busts on himself all the time. He'd get a kick out of that.

[green-lantern]

LMFAO.

I need to print that shit off. There is one black dude that works with me and he has an awesome sense of humor. He busts on himself all the time. He'd get a kick out of that.

Print it off? What! black people are too stupid to use a computer!?!?!?!?



http://files.sharenator.com/thats_racist_LOL_Funny_Pictures-s150x134-43840-580.gif

[stealthee]

Haha. Its difficult to get on the forum at work. :p

[onebadmollafolla]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/memes-none-of-them.gif

[Zaroth]

This guy has some really great songs. This one cracks me up every time I listen to it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zulEMWj3sVA

[Mikes2nd]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/memes-karate-outfit.jpg

[DK77]

I thought this one was the best of those

http://i.imgur.com/FMNZ8.jpg

[Danube_3KGT]

I always thought this was funny as hell.. old but hilarious..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNYTp0I14b8

[sketch]

when nothing goes right:
http://i.imgur.com/LulG0.gif
video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Wn-GQXtBc

[skater334]

OWNED!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCG7HWdRtkQ

Roadhouse!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvSjiq1pLVY

Crazy chick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5fcXkaNo7o

Hell yeah murder! Lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=playnmJB_TI

[CoopKill]

AAAWWWwwweeeww!!!!!

LMAO at the mellows!

[MaelstromOC]

Improved Friday (Rebecca Black)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c

[J_Parker]

LMFAO!!! The marshmallows were hilarious!

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/xvP3B.jpg

[CoopKill]

^^ :lmao: FTW!

[onebadmollafolla]

Me getting into a debate with a my very Swedish coworker (I'm very German).

http://i.imgur.com/tSoXU.png

[Granny]

Gay Man Comments on Honey Badger


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmudxxfb9A4

[J_Parker]

I didn't even make 20 seconds into that lol, literally the most irritating noise ever :p

[mh3kgt]

Gay guy honey badger FTW hahaha

[sketch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utzX1cmKU6M

more from the same user:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XndaUI_0ico

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv7hhYIjcOA
From description:

actual dyno results: http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y276/sithlordsoup/untitled.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhpwlJv_aAo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg7pHSA7TOQ


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5gJ2u0S0dY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-an8Lo_Z2M

flop gear:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ah6CcmfmE4

[1993RT/TT]

This may be the most demotivating thing I have ever seen. Having said that I should warn you that if you don't wanna see someone pop a nasty boil don't watch this video.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znq_WwgurYM

[CoopKill]

That lost my dinner and beer... Fuuuuuuuuuuuu..

[J_Parker]

That was fucking repulsive... Lol

[sketch]

ban IMO

[stealthee]

Pussies.

[Danube_3KGT]

Thats nothing.. watch this one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf8G-c_eAhs

[J_Parker]

Pussies.

I watched the whole thing and didn't gag once, but that doesn't change the face that it is indeed repulsive, I definitely wouldn't go licking it or anything :p

[J_Parker]

Thats nothing.. watch this one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf8G-c_eAhs

That was fucking awesome funny lol, get him drunk and squeeze the shit out of it lol

"It looks like a brain!!!" Lmao.

[Danube_3KGT]

i love the lady in the background gagging the shit out of herself.. Thats actually MRSA, which is really bad and has a horrid smell..

[1993RT/TT]

there is a video of a girl with one under her tongue. that one really got to me

[TT Eric]

Obese people should watch this when they crave for food.

Eric

[J_Parker]

^^ Lol

[93mitsVR4]

Red 99 SL spotted about 7 seconds in

you better kiss granny next time she asks or your 3s might get shot up


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91yz36teUPU

http://www.mydaily.com/2011/03/23/a-woman-scorned/?icid=maing%7Cmain5%7Cdl8%7Csec1_lnk3%7C51367

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/IR00a.jpg

Please start posting in this thread. At work and internet is down. I fear an apocalypse.

[sketch]

one of the more fun videos i've seen in a while


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQcNfFJxIOs

[terrets]

SKETCHHH! (love that name lol)


Red 99 SL spotted about 7 seconds in

you better kiss granny next time she asks or your 3s might get shot up


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91yz36teUPU

A Woman Scorned - MyDaily - Morning Rush on Mydaily (http://www.mydaily.com/2011/03/23/a-woman-scorned/?icid=maing%7Cmain5%7Cdl8%7Csec1_lnk3%7C51367)

LOL...Glad my granny isnt like that.

And what the fuck is this Lady Gaga video ^. It wouldnt be the same if he didnt have a beard. lol. That takes some nuts to dress like that, I must say. At least he got some laughs. I dont know how you couldnt laugh if you saw that..

[jba3]

NWSF language, since we're posting weird stuff as well as demotivators - at least it says mitsubishi in it a bunch :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

[J_Parker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYO2GffqnmI

Here's my favorite by these guys, this one's friggen hilarious!

[luke_hkd]

Nine month old baby = short drunken arsonist
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=90

[IPD]

wow. that first song is full of win. :) i love it!

[jba3]

Here is the "plumbing" under our house we purchased back in october. I just finished up replacing all of it with PEX. And it's nice and neat with a 3/4" trunk for hot and cold and dedicated 1/2" supplies cold and hot to each appliance (except WH that got 3/4" in/out of course)

http://www.import-power.com/gallery/d/15807-1/IMG_5689+_Custom_.JPG

Trap? What is that?
http://www.import-power.com/gallery/d/15804-1/IMG_5634+_Custom_.JPG

-Chris

Wait that looks like West Virginia to me....

[Ninja Performance]

I never thought I would hear the phrase "Fuck your honda civic, I have a horse outside".
It's a catchy tune though.

-Chris

[Ninja Performance]

Wait that looks like West Virginia to me....

Hey, My wife (beepbeep) is from west virginia. LOL

-Chris

[sketch]

Nine month old baby = short drunken arsonist
http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/chatroulette-trolling-the-master-of-disguise-ii.jpg

i love 27b/6: Go away (http://www.27bslash6.com/)

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/y2eHJ.png

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/ykkZP.jpg

[Telionis]

Meth is a terrible drug:

http://i.imgur.com/HiwjK.jpg

[terrets]

^ Ahahaha. Thanks for making me geek out in a public place.


http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2010/04/21/12/09/1999_mitsubishi_3000gt-pic-7765032748712915402.jpeg

[93STLTH]

http://i.imgur.com/r4Jvk.png

http://i.imgur.com/UjRrd.png

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l72oc9dpAh1qa49tx.jpg

http://imgur.com/Q0j1I.jpg

http://storyflakes.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/meg-ryan-2.jpghttp://www.womenrepublic.co.uk/usw/5megryan77.jpg

[Ninja Performance]

wholly plastic surgery

-Chris

[NickS VR4]

http://imgur.com/Q0j1I.jpg


$200 every second is wrong, more like $2.06 every second.

Still very impressive for both parties.

[sketch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sxhYkL7Cyg

[onebadmollafolla]

I've got to imagine the two people on the left felt like assholes when this was printed and distributed.

http://i.imgur.com/dE55E.jpg

[skater334]

^ Ahahaha. Thanks for making me geek out in a public place.


http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2010/04/21/12/09/1999_mitsubishi_3000gt-pic-7765032748712915402.jpeg

:frown:

W...T...F!

[93STLTH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psVcCMWfKio

[2fnloud]

Elllll Ohhhhh Ellllll that was too funny

[CoopKill]

Sing in tune or else! :lmao:

[Roybatty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wT7zM8XgXQ

[J_Parker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wT7zM8XgXQ

I've done the 4th scene twice in my life now... It amazes me how many just can't park lol.

[IPD]

each and every single driver in that video should be restricted from ever operating a motor vehicle again. ever.

[terrets]

This is why there are hardly any women drivers in the UK. They are smart enough not tooo :D. Or they just cant pass the much longer and more difficult schooling.

[mb7050]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD-KaUl_olo

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/uV6R0.gif

http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/naughty-memes-you-tell-em-spider-man.jpg

[stealthee]

http://i.imgur.com/uV6R0.gif

http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/naughty-memes-you-tell-em-spider-man.jpg

Hilarious, because Fuck tha police is currently playing on media player as I viewed this. :lol:

[IPD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD-KaUl_olo

is that a .50 cal? lol! there was ONE guy in all of that who looked like he actually knew what he was doing.

[onebadmollafolla]

is that a .50 cal? lol! there was ONE guy in all of that who looked like he actually knew what he was doing.

Bigger.

.577 T-Rex.

[mb7050]

poor gun

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/mt8Eu.jpg

[IPD]

Bigger.

.577 T-Rex.

.700 Nitro Express - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.700_Nitro_Express)

DAYUM! the recoil on this would probably kill you.

p.s.

holy shit!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.950_JDJ

[onebadmollafolla]

.700 Nitro Express - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.700_Nitro_Express)

DAYUM! the recoil on this would probably kill you.

p.s.

holy shit!

.950 JDJ - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.950_JDJ)

Yeah. but the one in the video is the .577 correct?

[IPD]

probably. i'm not much of a gun person.

[J_Parker]

Yeah. but the one in the video is the .577 correct?

I'm pretty sure I had seen a link a while back about that one being the .700 Nitro Express.

[Roybatty]

I'm pretty sure I had seen a link a while back about that one being the .700 Nitro Express.

It operates like the rounds are oversized for the firearm...that thing is unusable.

[Danube_3KGT]

pretty much.. it needs to be mounted.. but with a kick like that it would mess everything up..

[J_Parker]

I think they're pretty retarded, unless you're one hell of a tough guy, you'll have a damn hard time even shooting an elephant with it.

[IPD]

someone explain to me why you'd need something that massive....vs. just using hollow point .308's?

[CoopKill]

It was rumored Chuck Norris was in town!

[onebadmollafolla]

someone explain to me why you'd need something that massive....vs. just using hollow point .308's?

Well, rounds like the .50 are feasible in military use. Hell, they can take down a chopper. However, a .700 Nitro is like a dyno queen Supra. It's glorified and made to impress people on the firing range like a Supra is on the dyno.

[stealthee]

someone explain to me why you'd need something that massive....vs. just using hollow point .308's?

Penis envy :lol:

[IPD]

Well, rounds like the .50 are feasible in military use. Hell, they can take down a chopper. However, a .700 Nitro is like a dyno queen Supra. It's glorified and made to impress people on the firing range like a Supra is on the dyno.

against machinery, sure...i guess that makes sense.

hollow point 9mm will take the back of your head clean off...so i just find it hard to imagine that "big game" could be more effectively stopped by such a massive caliber--instead of a hollowpoint.

[Ninja Performance]

It was rumored Chuck Norris was in town!

Winning

-Chris

[sketch]

my friends are throwing a bbq, what they're calling the "hulk smash ribfest"
this is the invitation flyer that they made:

http://i.imgur.com/iLdyH.jpg?1949

if you're a redditor: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ga6si/my_friends_are_throwing_a_party_hulk_smash/

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/dTdCT.gif


EDIT:

WTF?!?!?!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kspPE9E1yGM&feature=feedf

[sketch]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4d8a2597f3263.jpg

[Ninja Performance]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4d8a2597f3263.jpg

That's winning

-Chris

[onebadmollafolla]

I'm pretty sure I had seen a link a while back about that one being the .700 Nitro Express.

I checked into it and there are countless other YouTube videos that say it's a .577. There is no way you could fire a .700 Nitro while standing. :lol:


EDIT: Welp, found a video of a guy shooting a .700 Nitro standing up. I'll be damned. I'm still saying that it's a .577 but the jury is still out on that one I guess. :/

[DK77]

I've shot .50 cal before and it kicked pretty hard, but was manageable. .700 would be insane. You would need to be like 400 pounds of muscle to not break in half lol

[Ninja Performance]

My 44 Mag has enough kick for me.

-Chris

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i31.tinypic.com/11ljwqc.gif

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/IcZ2V.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

I normally don't post gifs like this but this thread is getting slow.

http://i.imgur.com/l6PIY.gif

[1993RT/TT]

lol at the miniature bear and lion

[R/T93]

That poor bear was scared for its damn life :( I honestly felt horribly bad for it the first run through the .gif

[93STLTH]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/demotivational-posters-public-masturbation.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/demotivational-posters-and-then.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/demotivational-posters-pigeons.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/demotivational-posters-the-titanic.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/demotivational-posters-pedobears.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/demotivational-posters-winning1.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

:lol:

http://i.imgur.com/g3nhr.png

[onebadmollafolla]

I'd be willing to bet bricks were shat after reviewing this picture.

http://i.imgur.com/ixQPd.jpg

[CoreyB]

Oh Wow

[onebadmollafolla]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xyn7vDZAr4&feature=player_embedded

[Ninja Performance]

I'd be willing to bet bricks were shat after reviewing this picture.

http://i.imgur.com/ixQPd.jpg

Oh Shit!Oh Shit!Oh Shit!Oh Shit!

-Chris

[mb7050]

housecats

[J_Parker]

Pfft, I'd bitch slap every one of those pussys ;)

[luke_hkd]

http://chzfailafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/its-friday.gif

[TT Eric]

Not funny this one ^.

Eric

[onebadmollafolla]

Not funny this one ^.

Eric

Agreed, simply awesome. The second part of the .gif is from that Critical Mass video where that dude floors it through the Critical Mass crowd. :lol:

[onebadmollafolla]

If you watch one remix of the Rebecca Black - Friday video, WATCH THIS.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1D9t8n0qA&feature=channel_video_title

[Telionis]

http://i.imgur.com/ssQgk.jpg

[ChopperMeDaddy]

I prefer to laugh than be completely freaked out!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfQwXEqYaI

[2fnloud]

i prefer to laugh than be completely freaked out!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfqwxeqyai

winnar!!

[IPD]

my hand is a dolphin!

[mb7050]

lol wut ?

[ictponder]

I laughed so hard when the car went off the cliff, absolutely hilarious.

[93STLTH]

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny-graphs82.png

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny-graphs63.png

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny-graphs47.png

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny-graphs45.png

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny-graphs37.png

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny-graphs35.png

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny-graphs6.png

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny-graphs7.png

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-graphs-volume.png

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-graphs-whats-taking-so-long.jpg

[Granny]

I think the blue should be "In the yard where I sure as hell will step in it and track it on my carpet."

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny-graphs37.png

[terrets]

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny-graphs6.png

Wheres the pie piece for people who are trying to compensate. :D

[Telionis]

LMFAO. Never trust little kids!:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGnfKnfY6EM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qLe9OKCxTQ

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/48675156-2f67-4a5d-a676-6dcdc6c2b752.jpg

[Ninja Performance]

Drama...funny little vids ;)

-Chris

[93STLTH]

This cat knows talent when he sees it....


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81264042/?lt=em

[CoopKill]

OH YEAH! You wish you could play like this!


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80898100/

[CoopKill]

WIN!


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80449676/

[AgentOblivious]

OH YEAH! You wish you could play like this!


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80898100/


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THXCi3H3NzM

[mb3000]

<---------- Winning???


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK7au_P4uRk&feature=related

[Telionis]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/demotivational-posters-give-it-a-lick.jpg

[mb3000]

And another :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUElnf7Htaw

[terrets]

Popping Champagne Win Video (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81403625/?lt=ep)

Oh wow. Id be fucking irate. Probably would have smashed that notebook or bottle over someones head.

[CoopKill]

My point was that chic was pretty good, better than most of your wannabe garage rockers.

JP > God

The dude with the record, meh. If he actually played clear notes and didn't muffle them out to hide slop I would be impressed.

[Boomer3000]

I prefer to laugh than be completely freaked out!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfQwXEqYaI

All I have to say.......WINNING!!!!!

[DK77]

And another :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUElnf7Htaw

That's about all I hear in the average screamo song. I like my heavy metal much better when the lead singer can actually sing.

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/JQPAt.png

EDIT: To those of you in college, THIS IS GENIUS!!!

http://i.imgur.com/qrsw4.png

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/cVbU9.jpg

[IPD]

i fucking hate adobe reader. there's about 7,000 different file formats i deal with for work, and reader is definitely one that pisses me off. the only redeeming value in it is for emailing scanned pages.

[sketch]

i fucking hate adobe reader. there's about 7,000 different file formats i deal with for work, and reader is definitely one that pisses me off. the only redeeming value in it is for emailing scanned pages.
use foxit reader. many, many times better than adobe bloatware reader

[IPD]

i would...but i can't even use firefox on a government pc. your tax dollars at work.

[terrets]

i would...but i can't even use firefox on a government pc. your tax dollars at work.

What a load of shit. They should be supporting open source and free software. :) Like that will ever happen. You know how much fucking money they could save, not to mention have everything run better and faster.

That idea of messing up the word doc is brilliant...And is there a reason those coworkers were female? :)

[IPD]

the only problem with going to having everything be "commercial, off the shelf" is that the chinese make damn near everything that's "commercial, off the shelf".

[AdamVR4]

LOL @ brain tumor part... The wife appreciated that one too :D

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/fBzf5.png

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/pniYP.gif


http://i.imgur.com/ivneP.gif

[AdamVR4]

That rock climbing one can't be real... can it? I was impressed by the perfectly crisp hold after the missed-leap. The 180 was just crazy and I refuse to stare at this any more lol

[HilbillyHomeboy]

That rock climbing one can't be real... can it? I was impressed by the perfectly crisp hold after the missed-leap. The 180 was just crazy and I refuse to stare at this any more lol

Thanks for summing up about 10 minutes of my life when I stumbled across it. :lol:

Jeremy

[vr3.9]

Yea, he was on that San Lee show searching for superhumans ares something like that.. He's "monkey man" and has some incredible strength to weight ratio. And yea he can do some carzy stuff.

[IPD]

mr. human monkey there was featured on "superhumans" on the history channel.

it's really similar to watching pro parkour at work.

[1993RT/TT]

whats the story on the air horn prank????

[CoopKill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm91hh9SqXs

[J_Parker]

Just in case anybody hasn't ever read this.

Port & Polish FAIL
Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong..... - AudiForums.com (http://www.audiforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=80267)

[SpdDmnVR4]

Steve had an audi?:lol7:

[J_Parker]

steve had an audi?:lol7:

lamo!

[Telionis]

http://i.imgur.com/WJkkG.jpg

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/2466/uncannyo.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/demotivational-posters-u-s-coast-guard.jpg

http://www.socialfacepalm.com//socialfacepalm/1102/-social-facepalm-1297041311.jpg

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/03/retarded-dog.jpg

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Charlie_Montana.jpg

http://abcityblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/ramamandeep.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/kb80nk.jpg

http://i53.tinypic.com/axn2w3.jpg

Sexy! \/

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/vulcan-bait-star-trek-vulcan-demotivational-poster-1260237003.jpg

[Telionis]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/playingagainstdetroitistoughp1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/asignofthetimesp1.gif

Holy sh-t!!! \/

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/welcometothematrixp1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/2047965c-b4e2-451d-8ae4-4a1c57903bb7.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/kissmybuttp1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/obiwonbehavep1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/bellyfloppingphysicsp1.gif

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/182176-1/Car_windshield.gif

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/181971-1/Baby_must_go_stairs.gif

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/koma-comic-strip-well-done.jpg

/\ LMFAO!!!

[Telionis]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/koma-comic-strip-inconceivable.jpg

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/koma-comic-strip-kimbo-wins.jpg

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/epic-win-photos-shampoo-ad-win.jpg

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/epic-win-photos-moon-perspective-win.jpg

http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/white-trash-repairs-what-it-works.jpg

http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/white-trash-repairs-quit-proving-me-wrong.jpg

http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/white-trash-repairs-lets-hope-this-was-only-on-googles-roads.jpg

NES in an NES cartridge:

http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/white-trash-repairs-not-a-kludge-cartridge-system.jpg

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/job-fails-cant-wait-for-break-time.jpg

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/job-fails-guess-im-a-hipster-then.jpg

[terrets]

^That picture with the moon is awesome.
Ahaha thats one way to use a ladder, looks pretty safe actually. Id rock that.

http://i55.tinypic.com/kb80nk.jpg

Who ever photoshopped this is a bloody idiot. Can anyone tell my why? Lolololol

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/vulcan-bait-star-trek-vulcan-demotivational-poster-1260237003.jpg

Yesss she is.

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/bellyfloppingphysicsp1.gif

Ahhahaha totally going to try this.




http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb66/lilguitarist4/Demotivational/Priorities.jpg

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb66/lilguitarist4/Demotivational/INT.jpg

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb66/lilguitarist4/Demotivational/stormtooper.jpg

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb66/lilguitarist4/Demotivational/MustangFailure.jpg

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb66/lilguitarist4/Demotivational/humourmacmotivationaldemotivatorsfunnyphotography-2a499f6592c69b693afe909e7a606aff_h.jpg

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb66/lilguitarist4/Demotivational/fail-pregnancy.jpg

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb66/lilguitarist4/Demotivational/fail-owned-french-lesson-fail.jpg

[RealMcCoy]

Who ever photoshopped this is a bloody idiot. Can anyone tell my why? Lolololol


What...? your bike doesn't have reverse? what's up with that...? must be a cheap model.

[terrets]

Hahhaha

[NickS VR4]

Who ever photoshopped this is a bloody idiot. Can anyone tell my why? Lolololol


In addition to the sparks going the wrong direction, rubber doesn't generate sparks, unless we're talking about static. :D

A ton of grey smoke would have sufficed.

[terrets]

What about the wires in the tire? :)

[zapman2000]

Its a fire cracker

HTC EVO

[GTOJOE]

the bike is moving... just the sparks are going in the wrong direct to the rotation of the wheel. If it was infact sparking the sparks would be going in the same direction as the bike.

[thor'svr4]

http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2010/04/21/12/09/1999_mitsubishi_3000gt-pic-7765032748712915402.jpeg

I would rock it.

and DAM at the .700 nitro vid. i thought my pops .375 was overkill but that takes the definition of overkill to a whole new level.

[Telionis]

http://i.imgur.com/n595y.jpg

April Fools!!! \/

http://i.imgur.com/uPC6O.png

http://i.imgur.com/d1usd.jpg

http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/36/19/c25b19f3721924854a85579c4a06a0c1.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/naughty-memes-this-is-gonna-be-a-long-night.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/CoQR9.jpg

[DocWalt]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/geardownson/X8xMV.png

[onebadmollafolla]

^^ Love it!

[TUFFTR]

Also the sparks magically cut off towards the end of the picture. Fail.

[IPD]

funny, doc. but not really true for turbo atx's. :)

[CoopKill]

funny, doc. but not really true for turbo atx's. :)

Is there any actually on the road? :lmao:

[Telionis]

Awesome!

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/bce353de-de68-4ef9-8ad5-6ba82cc88ce5.jpg

[DocWalt]

funny, doc. but not really true for turbo atx's. :)

lol, I was gonna call you out when I posted but let you slide :p

[CoopKill]

Awesome!

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/bce353de-de68-4ef9-8ad5-6ba82cc88ce5.jpgBest so far!

[Ninja Performance]

http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/white-trash-repairs-not-a-kludge-cartridge-system.jpg

If that is real...DO WANT!

-Chris

[2fnloud]

http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/white-trash-repairs-not-a-kludge-cartridge-system.jpg

If that is real...DO WANT!

-Chris

Here is How : (http://www.instructables.com/id/NES-in-a-Cartridge/)

[YoshiBishi]

Yo dawg, I heard you like the NES so I put an NES in your NES...

I am trying to find the power player they listed in the guide. I want one!

[sketch]

http://i.imgur.com/xhWy8.jpg

[IPD]

http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/white-trash-repairs-not-a-kludge-cartridge-system.jpg

If that is real...DO WANT!

-Chris

there's a company that makes a specialized NES cartridge that has an SD slot. you can download every NES game ever made and put them all on one SD card, and this cartridge will allow you to play them on your NES.

tits.

[2fnloud]

there's a company that makes a specialized NES cartridge that has an SD slot. you can download every NES game ever made and put them all on one SD card, and this cartridge will allow you to play them on your NES.

tits.


Link?

[IPD]

i think this is it:

PowerPak - RetroZone (http://www.retrousb.com/product_info.php?products_id=34)

p.s.

Emulator in NES cartridge – so clean it looks factory made - Hack a Day (http://hackaday.com/2009/10/12/emulator-in-nes-cartridge-so-clean-it-looks-factory-made/)

full of WIN.

[Lugnut]

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/04/bought-together.jpg

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/04/dear-caucasian-neighbor.jpg

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/04/german-sign.jpg

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/04/myvaginatattoo.jpg

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/03/give-and-take.jpg

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/03/in_lieu_of_flowers.jpg

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/03/7001-1.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/04/german-sign.jpg

Roughly translated it means we want to try you for our team. :)

Also, Dich is pronounced "deek". ;)

[IPD]

it's pronounced "deesh"

[onebadmollafolla]

it's pronounced "deesh"

I suppose if you're a lazy southerner. I suppose the word south is also pronounced sowf.


What inperfect is talking about is the southern accent. Much like here in the USA, in Germany, the southerners speak the language incorrectly. Similar to how (in Germany) the southerners will often pronounce "zig" as zish.

[stealthee]

it's pronounced "deesh"

I took German and know a few German's. I have never heard it spoken that way. It is indeed "deek"

[onebadmollafolla]

I took German and know a few German's. I have never heard it spoken that way. It is indeed "deek"

Some people in the deeper southern parts pronouce it with a deesh. But, saying it is pronounced deesh is like saying hardcore southern slang is the "proper way" to say it.

[IPD]

4 years of german, brian. i was taught to speak it that way since my first semester. :)

[onebadmollafolla]

4 years of german, brian. i was taught to speak it that way since my first semester. :)

18 years of German here. :) It is not pronounced deesh.

[IPD]

tomAto, tomahto. are you going to tell a cantonese speaker that he doesn't understand chinese?

[stealthee]

Listen to Rammstein's "Buch Dich" Its not deesh there either. ;)

[onebadmollafolla]

tomAto, tomahto. are you going to tell a cantonese speaker that he doesn't understand chinese?

Nope. But I will tell someone when they are speaking incorrect German.

[IPD]

so you're telling me it's pronounced "meesh" but not "deesh"? rofl. i'm dying over here.

my teacher was a 1st generation german immigrant, for crying out loud.

[onebadmollafolla]

so you're telling me it's pronounced "meesh" but not "deesh"? rofl. i'm dying over here.

my teacher was a 1st generation german immigrant, for crying out loud.

This will be my last post on this as you are wrong. My grandparents are also first generation Germans and I've taken German lessons for years. As far as languages go (and I would assume you'd know this, guess not) just because two letters are pronounced a certain way in one word, does not mean they are pronounced the same in another word. It is deek, not deesh. Sorry, you are wrong. Moving on to the topic at hand.

[stealthee]

just because two letters are pronounced a certain way in one word, does not mean they are pronounced the same in another word.

English is the perfect example of that.

[TUFFTR]

Listen to Rammstein's "Buch Dich" Its not deesh there either. ;)

I fucking LOVE that song.

[Telionis]

http://i.imgur.com/AGp33.jpg

[93STLTH]

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/3772.gif

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/3750.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld8s9tg2Jt1qc6665o1_500.jpg

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/3725.jpg

http://www.coolbuddy.com/gallery_pics/imgs/practice.jpg

http://www.coolbuddy.com/gallery_pics/imgs/Anti-theft-lunch-bags.jpg

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/3641.jpg

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/3615.jpg

[93STLTH]

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/3550.jpg

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/3489.jpg

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/3371.jpg

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/3365.jpg

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/3350.jpg

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/3344.jpg

[zelstin]

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/3371.jpg

Hahaha I have a Shar-pei and a Pug. This happens a lot.

[IPD]

Hahaha I have a Shar-pei and a Pug. This happens a lot.

are they fighting about who has more wrinkles? :p

[Ninja Performance]

http://www.dudewheresmypanda.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/doing-it-wrong.jpg

http://www.slapyo.com/wp-content/wrong04.jpg

http://www.slapyo.com/wp-content/wrong06.jpg

http://haroldgibbons.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/doing_it_wrong_skaters.jpg

http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/02-youre-doing-it-wrong.jpg

-Chris

[2fnloud]

http://www.dudewheresmypanda.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/doing-it-wrong.jpg
-Chris

Dhalsim in real life

[YoshiBishi]

Dhalsim in real life

Lol. +1

[Ninja Performance]

This guy couldn't figure out why his water bill was so high. Turns out while away at work...the cat would play.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WofFb_eOxxA&feature=player_detailpage

-Chris

[Telionis]

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/c6310f67-a85f-4027-b81d-517255767932.jpg

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/f3b9bd48-4622-49aa-86ab-a857e5c9e722.jpg

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/epic-win-photos-great-lawyer-win.jpg

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/epic-win-photos-hacked-irl-too-bad-no-one-pays-attention-to-these-signs.jpg

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/4a827f7d-2e4e-4de9-818d-1df92ddcb541.jpg

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/epic-win-photos-rainbow-prank-win.jpg

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/epic-win-photos-cancellation-switch-win.jpg

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/9e0e79bc-0375-4717-ba20-b77a26fe14b8.jpg

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/281ea037-0132-4c6a-b901-9280ddb88eb3.gif

Professor X as a baby:

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/ecd0ecdc-37f7-455b-a4ef-15788ad35a49.gif

[Telionis]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/e13876a4-6da1-4fbc-b2b3-6f2aecf6b916.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/217c7155-b14c-4658-b165-681332caf8cb.gif

Ancient, but never old:
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/221f4f46-8ebf-469b-9d69-b4c850eb795a.gif

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/koma-comic-strip-rebecca-watch-where-youre-going.jpg

LMFAO:

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/kirkknowswhattousethatforp1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/donttouchthegirlsp1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/d7d51594-ad61-4b8b-99d5-7c3a7c8aa242.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/liontimep1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/selfpwnagep1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wakeupp1.gif

[onebadmollafolla]

VTEC y0.

http://i.imgur.com/63qCm.gif

[skater334]

VTEC y0.

http://i.imgur.com/63qCm.gif

Dude!!!!! That's Ray's car.

No V-Tech there.

[onebadmollafolla]

Dude!!!!! That's Ray's car.

No V-Tech there.

Was a joke. ;)


I was bored so I made a .gif. :)

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/PxYwQ.png

[Telionis]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/0ab1dc7d-30c7-4d53-9b16-3406c788cf35.jpg

[93STLTH]

Someone tell me this is fake please.....


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=564_1300823999&p=1

[CoopKill]

Not sure, but either way bad ass!

[skater334]

Someone tell me this is fake please.....


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=564_1300823999&p=1

Nope, not fake. If I would've known about pong when I was that age I'd definately be much better.

[IPD]

and people say playing video games is a waste of time...

[ictponder]

Wonder how many misses he has to every successful shot, for each clip.

[Mikes2nd]

YTMND - Ruff, Meow, Etc.. (http://ilikeitruffmeow.ytmnd.com/)
YTMND - Groundhog Day (2011) (http://gottagetdownongroundhogday.ytmnd.com/)
YTMND - Kickin&#039; in the Front Seat (http://black-friday.ytmnd.com/)
YTMND - It&#039;s Good! Want Some? (http://wantsome.ytmnd.com/)
YTMND - Fun With Rap Music (http://rappmusic.ytmnd.com/)

[CoopKill]

Ruff/Meow, Meh, Splat, Chocolate, Splat, Meh... lol

[J_Parker]

Someone tell me this is fake please.....


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=564_1300823999&p=1

Note to self... NEVER play beer pong with that kid...

[Boomer3000]

Note to self... NEVER play beer pong with that kid...

This kid will never know what being drunk is like!!!

[IPD]

This kid will never know what being drunk is like!!!

who is barry badgernath?