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thor'svr4
11-14-2011, 09:04 PM
Another big fad right now is vodka soaked gummy snacks

i might lose my man card for saying this but the 'jello' like substance that gummy bears in vodka creates taste amazing. it doesnt work with sour patch kids though...

rawavr4
11-14-2011, 11:17 PM
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/297246_2646767450631_1299021052_33084155_152461241 6_n.jpg

onebadmollafolla
11-15-2011, 01:11 AM
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/297246_2646767450631_1299021052_33084155_152461241 6_n.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QjBeG.jpg

TUFFTR
11-15-2011, 01:53 AM
Really not funny.

AgentOblivious
11-15-2011, 03:04 AM
Hey rawavr4, you wanna hear a joke?




































































Your hopes and dreams.


/jking.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w7sVSMbjyM

Boomer3000
11-15-2011, 03:29 AM
^^^ Douch bags...lol

AgentOblivious
11-15-2011, 05:49 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/8/18/fb740663-f5bb-4a0b-b116-bd7e2256aa58.jpg

rawavr4
11-15-2011, 12:40 PM
Lol I just found it, didn't make it

Telionis
11-16-2011, 02:34 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/383998_291343994222367_233510693339031_984927_1149 659781_n.jpg

http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n516/bjohnson5r/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_3614.jpg

http://i49.tinypic.com/1jufd5.gif

http://i.imgur.com/HPC2I.jpg

http://www.pxleyes.com/images/users/S/Sarah06/2907/fullsize/4d4ad170f1c1f.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/5cr2U.jpg

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/famfun1.jpg

http://www.pxleyes.com/images/users/S/Sarah06/2907/fullsize/4d4ad47a96e6d.jpg

http://www.pxleyes.com/images/users/S/Sarah06/2907/fullsize/4d4ad19a44401.jpg

http://www.pxleyes.com/images/users/S/Sarah06/2907/fullsize/4d4ad1965df01.jpg

Telionis
11-16-2011, 03:02 AM
http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff450/dogmessiah/400.gif

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TJnOrUdpPgI/AAAAAAABnk0/ds_-rXd60RY/s1600/funny_demotivational_posters_19.jpg

http://www.damnlol.com/i/92d30f20a90e6bc248e7ac77c5dcb31e.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/rjh5y8.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/2n158x4.jpg

Damn it, this is real but Amazon is out of stock... \/
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/19/pretty_Pussies.jpg

http://www.nastyhobbit.org/data/media/13/kb_warrior.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltlqrfk3iv1qkt6yoo1_500.png

Nice save! \/
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-gifs-dad-doesnt-let-baby-fail.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-gifs-tires-make-driving-boring.gif

Telionis
11-16-2011, 03:41 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2d1pagm.jpg

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-gifs-flight-with-a-hawk.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-gifs-ninja-cow.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-gifs-this-game-looks-amazing.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-gifs-doesnt-matter.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/094bf533-9447-4b32-8836-2c500096a4b9.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/b4e246c7-6d0f-4527-b1b5-be79d1bf10e1.gif

AWESOME:
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/a3321a69-46a5-4562-bfea-a7fdb12b1eef.gif

Wow, this guy seems like a big puppy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBHhK8d1J2w

Reminder to never visit central Africa (nasty):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srSg5QJh-68

Incidentally, as the species name suggests (Greek for man-eating), this particular fly is capable of parasitizing humans and causing myiasis. Fortunately, we're a dead-end accidental host, so it is not too common, but it is still a threat. The flies like laying eggs on slightly wet clothing drying on the line, then the buggers drill into the next person to wear the article. This particular beastie is actually one of the most harmless parasites you can get over there, as it causes nothing but temporary irritation.

AdamVR4
11-16-2011, 03:53 PM
Welp, after that completely fucking disgusting video.......














Very motivating:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h250/ledzep6869/ad663e3836f284855388877c0087e2ad.gif

AgentOblivious
11-16-2011, 04:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ&feature=player_embedded

Telionis
11-16-2011, 05:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ&feature=player_embedded

LMFAO. I can't believe they have Chacaron. Most people haven't heard of that one, but it's one of my favorites. This is a real music video, it is not a parody or attempt to be silly; in fact, it even made it to number one in a few Latin American nations:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q

I really don't understand how this music could be popular - even without the hilarious video, it sounds like a kid with down syndrome trying to hum along to his favorite 80s rap. LMFAO. I was actually concerned enough to looked it up, the dude is not mentally handicapped in any way, though he sure does a good job sounding like it.

My first exposure to it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyMXYE_50Ts
_______________________

I wonder if we can name all the memes.

Nyancat
Xzibit: Yo dog
Loituma (leak spin)
Jazz Nyan
Keyboard Cat
Rage Faces
Trololo
Chacaron Macaron
Numanuma Dance
ORLY? Owl
Badger badger badger
Double Rainbow
Peanut-Butter Jelly Time
Backwards Llama Thing (?)
Stare Dad (mustached father)
Pedobear
Nope Chuck Testa
Obama "not bad"
Rebecca Black's Friday
RickRoll
Chocolate Rain
Tac Nayn
All Your Base
Dramatic Prarie Dog

Cant figure out: 2:49 little rabbit, or the black mouth laser guy at 2:38. Puke Rainbows is a meme???

HilbillyHomeboy
11-16-2011, 05:57 PM
Chacarron is so 5 years ago. :D

Jeremy

Boomer3000
11-16-2011, 07:33 PM
Welp, after that completely fucking disgusting video.......














Very motivating:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h250/ledzep6869/ad663e3836f284855388877c0087e2ad.gif

Yea I watched this for like 10 minutez.. just enjoyed it

Mikes2nd
11-16-2011, 08:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmX7XBEohvY


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mTGWPEysOY

nsfw this last one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbeE0iI2LZg&feature=related

DocWalt
11-16-2011, 10:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/5UxoX.png

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/internet-memes-gauge-rage.jpg

http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/whatarethechances.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/nholmes/prelude/smokey.jpg

CoopKill
11-16-2011, 11:03 PM
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/312143_259882354059579_100001134482822_706711_1951 925515_n.jpg

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/304216_287156241318153_273879369312507_913768_1649 705225_n.jpg

Ninja Performance
11-16-2011, 11:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmX7XBEohvY


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mTGWPEysOY

nsfw this last one...

Whitest Kids U 'Know: Rip Your Dick Off - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbeE0iI2LZg&feature=related)

That's some funny shit right there.

-Chris

DocWalt
11-17-2011, 01:24 AM
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/brain-might-explode.jpg

DK77
11-17-2011, 01:43 AM
I love the whitest kids u know

terrets
11-17-2011, 01:59 AM
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/brain-might-explode.jpg

/facepalm.. Our world..

Ninja Performance
11-17-2011, 10:12 AM
wow, the retards that will grow up to run our world....sadness...

-Chris

HilbillyHomeboy
11-17-2011, 11:47 AM
http://i.imgur.com/O7kAi.jpg

J-Groove
11-17-2011, 12:22 PM
Hahahahaha that was awesome.

futurevr4man
11-17-2011, 02:40 PM
took me a second to figure it out, i wont lie.

RI 3gtvr4
11-17-2011, 03:10 PM
http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt113/3gtvr4/318324_2654825287360_1157657946_3134679_1242024024 _n.jpg

http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt113/3gtvr4/demotivational-posters-untitled7.jpg

http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt113/3gtvr4/demotivational-posters-sextapes.jpg

http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt113/3gtvr4/demotivational-posters-problems.jpg

http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt113/3gtvr4/demotivational-posters-optical-illusion.jpg

http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt113/3gtvr4/demotivational-posters-one-does-not-simply-occupy-mordor1.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
11-17-2011, 08:18 PM
http://i.imgur.com/f2BdN.jpg



http://i.imgur.com/bMW9H.jpg

j2k4
11-17-2011, 09:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/f2BdN.jpg



http://i.imgur.com/bMW9H.jpg

That's really, really, really...excessive.

onebadmollafolla
11-18-2011, 06:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YfTtGCsiD8

HilbillyHomeboy
11-18-2011, 09:54 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Aj7Zo.jpg

bluefox1081
11-18-2011, 12:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YfTtGCsiD8

Awesome :coo3l:

green-lantern
11-18-2011, 01:22 PM
I've seen videos like the V12 one before but I don't think I've seen that one. Very cool

I wonder how the fuel system works?

onebadmollafolla
11-18-2011, 03:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/LIWQl.png

Don't tell me my business, devil woman.

AdamVR4
11-18-2011, 03:02 PM
Don't tell me my business, devil woman.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk6M1gqV-0A

HilbillyHomeboy
11-18-2011, 03:33 PM
Don't tell me my business, devil woman.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22YWYAtcyEA

AdamVR4
11-18-2011, 04:00 PM
LOL! Well played!

stealthee
11-18-2011, 05:24 PM
http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i346/ShadeIX/Funnygifs/truffleshuffle.gif

Alex3000gt
11-20-2011, 12:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyC1BrQd6g

IPD
11-20-2011, 01:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyC1BrQd6g

welcome to 2008

onebadmollafolla
11-21-2011, 12:28 AM
http://i.qkme.me/35a53t.jpg

R/T93
11-21-2011, 01:30 AM
I've seen videos like the V12 one before but I don't think I've seen that one. Very cool

I wonder how the fuel system works?

Its possible its air powered.

futurevr4man
11-21-2011, 08:52 AM
http://i.qkme.me/35a53t.jpg

extra "s" fail

HilbillyHomeboy
11-21-2011, 02:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CSjdV.jpg

bluefox1081
11-21-2011, 03:06 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CSjdV.jpg

It's too bad her spell check didn't tell her she spelled "they're" wrong.

93STLTH
11-21-2011, 03:47 PM
It's too bad her spell check didn't tell her she spelled "they're" wrong.


It's too bad her spell check couldn't reach out of her computer and smack her in the face.

93STLTH
11-21-2011, 04:19 PM
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/388632_2761308358690_1437257144_33182507_204395986 3_n.jpg

2fnloud
11-21-2011, 04:38 PM
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/388632_2761308358690_1437257144_33182507_204395986 3_n.jpg


So full of WIN!

futurevr4man
11-21-2011, 04:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIOBTCBHyAw&feature=player_embedded

2fnloud
11-21-2011, 05:09 PM
LOL, I thought the camel was going to fall!!!!

j2k4
11-21-2011, 05:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIOBTCBHyAw&feature=player_embedded

The dorkiest animal moves I've seen in, like...forever. :huh:

AdamVR4
11-21-2011, 07:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIOBTCBHyAw&feature=player_embedded

would.

IPD
11-21-2011, 07:14 PM
from the first time i heard "pumped up kicks" i swore that foster the people was a ripoff of the gorillaz. here's my proof.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rEeh4YvP1Q

j2k4
11-21-2011, 07:45 PM
would.

The girl, not the camel, right?

onebadmollafolla
11-21-2011, 07:48 PM
The girl, not the camel, right?

http://tumblr-gifs.com/pics/88.gif

j2k4
11-21-2011, 08:22 PM
http://tumblr-gifs.com/pics/88.gif

Don't know Adam THAT well, Alex. :D

AgentOblivious
11-21-2011, 08:33 PM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/203/669/gixXe.jpg?1321899388

aaronatstate
11-21-2011, 08:59 PM
would.

Agreed. The girl, not the camel.

NickS VR4
11-21-2011, 10:16 PM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/203/669/gixXe.jpg?1321899388

Damn that would burn.... getting drenched in OC.

B-Man
11-21-2011, 11:01 PM
from the first time i heard "pumped up kicks" i swore that foster the people was a ripoff of the gorillaz. here's my proof.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rEeh4YvP1Q

That sounded.....terrible.

IPD
11-21-2011, 11:09 PM
That sounded.....terrible.

well it's not a PERFECT mix...but it does handily demonstrate the similarities in the vocals of the two songs (and to an extent the melodies). pumped up kicks STILL reminds me of feel good inc every time i hear it on the radio. it's like how "sweet home alabama" by kid rock always reminds me of "warewolves of london" by warren zevon. or "angel" by shaggy always reminds me of "space cowboy" by the steve miller band.

B-Man
11-21-2011, 11:16 PM
It really should remind you of this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUO6kYLb6As

Valhallaz
11-22-2011, 10:00 AM
http://i1027.photobucket.com/albums/y336/DancezWithSheep/demotivational/384280_266336116751828_100001263249423_869336_1636 094173_n.jpg

93STLTH
11-22-2011, 11:46 AM
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/315574_313252488704211_205344452828349_1196730_198 2821280_n.jpg

j2k4
11-22-2011, 02:07 PM
http://i1027.photobucket.com/albums/y336/DancezWithSheep/demotivational/384280_266336116751828_100001263249423_869336_1636 094173_n.jpg

That's why God gave us peanut butter.

AgentOblivious
11-22-2011, 02:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bH_mXRjGOo&feature=player_embedded

HilbillyHomeboy
11-22-2011, 02:54 PM
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Jeremy

93STLTH
11-22-2011, 03:01 PM
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/375965_292693560753398_191103547579067_993933_1759 055966_n.jpg

93STLTH
11-22-2011, 03:19 PM
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/193975-1/Exercise-ball-jumping-fail.gif

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/193831-1/Cat-chases-laser-pointer.gif

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/193824-1/Angry-cobra-cat.gif

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/194423-1/Cyclist-close-call.gif

Telionis
11-22-2011, 03:45 PM
http://blog.timesunion.com/hottopics/files/2011/11/pepperspraycop-600x393.jpg

http://blog.timesunion.com/hottopics/files/2011/11/pepper-spray-cop-03-600x439.jpg

http://static.hypervocal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/pepper-spray-cop-09.jpg

http://static.hypervocal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/pepper-spray-cop-24.jpg

http://static.hypervocal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/pepper-spray-cop-27.jpeg

http://i.imgur.com/zhNl0.png

http://i.imgur.com/1ExC0.jpg

93STLTH
11-22-2011, 04:31 PM
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/386762_1991214320057_1834350382_1338180_1897815067 _n.jpg

DocWalt
11-22-2011, 04:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bH_mXRjGOo&feature=player_embedded

Damn, that looks like fun and I don't even like heights.

onebadmollafolla
11-22-2011, 04:39 PM
http://i.imgur.com/z6dFh.jpg

IPD
11-22-2011, 05:11 PM
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/375965_292693560753398_191103547579067_993933_1759 055966_n.jpg

i used to work with a guy who actually did refill rental tools with a lit cigarette in his mouth. i briskly walked the other direction when i saw that.

p.s.

what's with the pepper-spray photochops? are we really that pissed off about damn protestors that (imho) are really no better than the assclowns we see on whale wars?

AgentOblivious
11-22-2011, 05:17 PM
i used to work with a guy who actually did refill rental tools with a lit cigarette in his mouth. i briskly walked the other direction when i saw that.

I fill propane tanks...between all the people who smoke, use cellphones, idle their cars next to the tank, yell at me for not filling their tanks that have chunks of rust falling off of them...


p.s.

what's with the pepper-spray photochops? are we really that pissed off about damn protestors that (imho) are really no better than the assclowns we see on whale wars?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AdDLhPwpp4

The assclowns on whale wars break the law, and are considered terrorists (their leader has blown up whaling slaughterhouses in the past). They people were staging a legal sit in...it'd be like a tasering an unarmed man when you've got half a dozen police officers to take him down...they could have done it properly, but they didn't. Kinda like officer Bubbles.

MR2
11-22-2011, 05:20 PM
it's more that it's hilarious :p

93STLTH
11-22-2011, 05:22 PM
What's funny is the nonchalant look on the cops face.... like he's watering his plants, that makes it amusing to use in the memes.

AgentOblivious
11-22-2011, 05:29 PM
it's more that it's hilarious :p

So's officer Bubbles...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIZigF_zdXw&feature=related

93STLTH
11-22-2011, 05:38 PM
If she blew more bubbles, which she must have done after being warned not to, then she got what she wanted, arrested. To me, it looked like some little kid being told not to do something and they do it anyways. The parent should then tan the backside of the kid until they learn to listen. These kids haven't learned to listen yet.

Echo419
11-22-2011, 05:49 PM
If she blew more bubbles, which she must have done after being warned not to, then she got what she wanted, arrested. To me, it looked like some little kid being told not to do something and they do it anyways. The parent should then tan the backside of the kid until they learn to listen. These kids haven't learned to listen yet.

Bingo. We have.a society that thinks it can operate without consequences

AgentOblivious
11-22-2011, 06:36 PM
Bingo. We have.a society that thinks it can operate without consequences

The problem with it is that if we always did what the guy in charge said, then we'd be in a very different world. Should she have listened to the cop? Possibly. Should he go around saying "I'm going to arrest you for assault if one of those bubbles touches me"? I don't think so. She's not harming anyone, in a public place, and the only reason she's face to face with a police officer in the first place is because a bunch of big wigs were in town and they didn't want people in certain public areas of the city due to 'security' concerns.

Honestly, if your country was trampling over individual rights like they're a joke, would you just take it because an authority figure told you to?

...sorry about derailing the demotivational thread...just think it over.

Now back to some funny plz!

NickS VR4
11-22-2011, 07:15 PM
She's not harming anyone, in a public place, and the only reason she's face to face with a police officer in the first place is because a bunch of big wigs were in town and they didn't want people in certain public areas of the city due to 'security' concerns.

Flip that around.... yes the cop is there because of increased security, he has a reason to be there. Why is the girl there? To try and push those police and see how far they can go before they break. She invoked this. Now if a cop was walking in a park and she was blowing bubbles, then the cop would be out of place to tell her to stop. The cop couldn't leave, she could. She could go to the park and blow bubbles without being told not to. She is to blame for her own arrest for provoking the police after fair warning was given.

IPD
11-22-2011, 07:45 PM
The problem with it is that if we always did what the guy in charge said, then we'd be in a very different world. Should she have listened to the cop? Possibly. Should he go around saying "I'm going to arrest you for assault if one of those bubbles touches me"? I don't think so. She's not harming anyone, in a public place, and the only reason she's face to face with a police officer in the first place is because a bunch of big wigs were in town and they didn't want people in certain public areas of the city due to 'security' concerns.

Honestly, if your country was trampling over individual rights like they're a joke, would you just take it because an authority figure told you to?

...sorry about derailing the demotivational thread...just think it over.

Now back to some funny plz!

ironic that the nincompoop who is in favor of gun control is suddenly complaining about the right to blow bubbles in public--which to me isn't really any different than the facebook crackdowns that are happening in the UK.

IPD
11-22-2011, 09:00 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4s5pmFL_ZlQ/S9X2_xJFIuI/AAAAAAAADsw/ail1DwK1B7I/s1600/immigration+reform+illegal+immigrants+barack+husse in+obama+liberal+democrats+motivational+posters+on line+blogs+blogspot+blogger.jpg
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http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0903/the-pot-of-gold-demotivational-poster-1236065253.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4s5pmFL_ZlQ/SHdmd16mmgI/AAAAAAAAA-c/7hjYRa-gZCg/s1600/mens+standards+pulse+holes++motivational+poster+po sters+inspirational+funny+demotivational+hot++humo rous+pictures+images+girls+babes+www.motivationalp ostersonline.blogspot.com.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4s5pmFL_ZlQ/TTnGC6mA0RI/AAAAAAAAEus/QQDpRMJsRFU/s1600/gifted+painted+head+green+bay+packers+fans+cheeseh eads+motivational+posters+online+blogspot+google+c hicago+bears+football.jpg
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IPD
11-22-2011, 09:17 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0g5Jgspr0rc/TpGksRW2kZI/AAAAAAAAFgY/XadF319UTwY/s1600/occupy+wall+street+barack+obama+anarchy+motivation al+posters+liberals+students+george+soros+democrat s.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LomYcVLB4FI/Tpbadz1gUiI/AAAAAAAAFgw/2CBLoPL6Zvw/s1600/occupy+wall+street+democrats+liberals+students+++f unded+motivational+posters+movement+protests.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HxhsGBG-hSA/TkRyHRX_GrI/AAAAAAAAFdk/HbsABIdO0Ag/s1600/understanding+women+everything+you+wanted+to+know+ motivational+posters+funny+hot+book.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AffkoLGHrW4/TfJbfoNs0VI/AAAAAAAAFQQ/nbbr91NXB44/s1600/geeks+humor+nuetrinos+subatomic+particles+nerds+mo tivational+posters+funny+hot.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Je_77MI6PYw/ThtueOPEkoI/AAAAAAAAFXs/-qdpB2BiiAs/s1600/fashion+gods+dickhead+t-shirt+hairy+balls+motivational+posters+funny+hot+s ick+filthy.jpg
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https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-xlYvT9QAiWA/TXOb0tMKiDI/AAAAAAAAE34/wG0aRVQ2dAk/s1600/your-porn-collection+motivational+posters+online+funny+hot+f ilthy+pornography+stars+computer.jpg

mb7050
11-22-2011, 09:32 PM
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc222/sarahj259/Funny%20Posters/image005.jpg?t=1242009755

AgentOblivious
11-22-2011, 09:38 PM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/demotivational-posters-untitled12.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/demotivational-posters-i-dont-know-whats-going-on.jpg

Mikes2nd
11-22-2011, 09:41 PM
Bingo. We have.a society that thinks it can operate without consequences

yeah DAMN them for excercising their constitutional rights... screw that piece of shit paper! mf hippies should be shot or at least have their heads stomped in! :)

Go wear your trucker hat with "Freedom" on it made in China... who cares what people protest, when you idiots who piss all over the constitution show up, you show your ignorance. You guys must think its okay to burn flags also :)

First Amendment to the United States Constitution - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution)

mb7050
11-22-2011, 09:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AdDLhPwpp4



They should have shot them with rubber bullets too, Salt bullets would do the trick even better


So's officer Bubbles...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIZigF_zdXw&feature=related

10 years jail minimum and the biatch might learn how to act next time.

fuking hippies

:STFU: :GTFO:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/096/044/trollface.jpg?1296494117

Telionis
11-23-2011, 12:20 AM
If she blew more bubbles, which she must have done after being warned not to, then she got what she wanted, arrested. To me, it looked like some little kid being told not to do something and they do it anyways. The parent should then tan the backside of the kid until they learn to listen. These kids haven't learned to listen yet.

WTF are you talking about? Cops are not our parents. They cannot simply dole out summary punishments at their own whim, they cannot justify their actions with "because I say so", and they most certainly cannot treat the public with the same utter lack of respect that a parent has for a misbehaving five year old.

What the f-ck kind of society do you guys want to live in?

DocWalt
11-23-2011, 01:22 AM
One where idiots aren't going around causing trouble just to be annoying.

Do I think the cop was justified in what he did? no. Did the woman have any respect? no.

93STLTH
11-23-2011, 11:26 AM
WTF are you talking about? Cops are not our parents. They cannot simply dole out summary punishments at their own whim, they cannot justify their actions with "because I say so", and they most certainly cannot treat the public with the same utter lack of respect that a parent has for a misbehaving five year old.

What the f-ck kind of society do you guys want to live in?

Go ahead and take that approach the next time a cop pulls you over for something. I'd be interested in hearing how that works out for you.

AdamVR4
11-23-2011, 02:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/7BE6P.jpg

http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb347/cogre1/1321002142_gifs_03.gif

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv1gf21YZO1r6m1z5o1_500.jpg

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-gifs-frost-spiders-are-real.gif

AgentOblivious
11-23-2011, 04:59 PM
They should have shot them with rubber bullets too, Salt bullets would do the trick even better



10 years jail minimum and the biatch might learn how to act next time.

fuking hippies

:STFU: :GTFO:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/096/044/trollface.jpg?1296494117

Believe it or not, they weren't there to antagonize the police...and I'm pretty sure they dropped her charges (along with thousands of others they laid that day).

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqwqbqB3MG1r2s0qgo1_500.jpg

IPD
11-23-2011, 05:19 PM
this thread is living up to its title. every time i see another AO post, i want to put a cap in my own ass.

Valhallaz
11-23-2011, 05:32 PM
http://i1027.photobucket.com/albums/y336/DancezWithSheep/demotivational/310260_2733405056575_1300742267_33237056_48139259_ n.jpg

mb7050
11-23-2011, 05:53 PM
Believe it or not, they weren't there to antagonize the police...and I'm pretty sure they dropped her charges (along with thousands of others they laid that day)

whatever

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/29/128880824889877308.jpg

ToMiTo
11-23-2011, 06:01 PM
Go ahead and take that approach the next time a cop pulls you over for something. I'd be interested in hearing how that works out for you.

If a cop pulls you over it's because of something (regularly) like you said, they were having a pacific protest, what the cop did was completely uncalled for, therefore two cops and the chief are on administrative leave, I guess that shows that they weren't completely right don't you think?

mb7050
11-23-2011, 06:05 PM
I don't like the police,but I do respect them. If a member of the military or police tells me to do something I will comply if it's a reasonable request.No need to be stupid

onebadmollafolla
11-23-2011, 06:07 PM
How about everyone STFU about anything politics or OWS and start posting demotivators again.

http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/connery-mom-is-whore.jpg

Valhallaz
11-23-2011, 06:33 PM
whatever

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/29/128880824889877308.jpg

Hahaha... That reminds me of an incident on my last ship. I believe we were on a dependents cruise to Maui, but it could have been Kauai... There were a pack of angry anti nuke protesters on the pier, waving their signs and being obnoxious in every way possible. Couldn't leave the damned ship without being surrounded and harrassed, as if we could do anything about nukes...

One of the BT's was purging waste tanks, and, quite accidentally I assure you, hosed down the protesters with raw sewage. It was a kodak moment.

They didn't come back...

Broomfield Racing
11-23-2011, 07:49 PM
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/694310_460s.jpg

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/698105_460s.jpg

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/690648_460s.jpg

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/717453_460s.jpg

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/716415_460s.jpg

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/714330_460s.jpg

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/714255_460s.jpg

green-lantern
11-23-2011, 07:59 PM
i THINK i HATE YOU DAve yes i just noticed my caps lock was on.

Broomfield Racing
11-23-2011, 08:05 PM
i THINK i HATE YOU DAve yes i just noticed my caps lock was on.

Lol Paul doing some early Thanksgiving drinking?

green-lantern
11-23-2011, 08:09 PM
http://i1027.photobucket.com/albums/y336/DancezWithSheep/demotivational/310260_2733405056575_1300742267_33237056_48139259_ n.jpg

This is the pic I was making fun of. ha ha

2fnloud
11-23-2011, 08:47 PM
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/716415_460s.jpg

OK that is cool, and I so had to copycat that. I do like how I got my claws to stay in the air vs. setting on the surface. I also manages to get the middle set of leggs to tough the ground as well.

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa177/2fnloud/PICT4728.jpg
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa177/2fnloud/PICT4729.jpg
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa177/2fnloud/PICT4731.jpg

I did use less clips for the tail, became too heavy.

93STLTH
11-23-2011, 09:08 PM
Good job Steve. I'll be trying that one myself tomorrow.

2fnloud
11-23-2011, 09:13 PM
I couldn't believe I had all the clips to do it

93STLTH
11-23-2011, 09:15 PM
I'll be at work, so clips wont be an issue. :DevilSmile:

2fnloud
11-23-2011, 09:18 PM
LOL, post up yours once done, if you need assembly tips, let me know.

93STLTH
11-23-2011, 09:23 PM
Will do!
On another note, only in California...

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/320805_10150418762303879_44021618878_8536877_30733 9968_n.jpg

GTOJOE
11-23-2011, 10:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QQ56C.jpg

onebadmollafolla
11-24-2011, 03:46 AM
http://i.imgur.com/NilVi.jpg

Broomfield Racing
11-24-2011, 10:34 AM
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/725034_460s.jpg

AgentOblivious
11-24-2011, 02:24 PM
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/011/b13/1f3/resized/science-major-mouse-meme-generator-helium-floats-into-a-bar-the-bartender-says-we-don-t-serve-noble-gases-here-the-helium-doesn-t-react-61c610.jpg

93STLTH
11-24-2011, 03:02 PM
http://chzfailnation.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/epic-fail-dont-mind-us-were-just-creeping-fail-peeping-gif.gif

TUFFTR
11-24-2011, 07:17 PM
Looooooollllllllllllllllll^^^^^^^^^^^^

IPD
11-24-2011, 08:47 PM
from arguably the greatest stand-up special of all time:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-AZy2W0qKg

93STLTH
11-24-2011, 09:06 PM
Carvey's good, but he's no Sam Kinison...

NWS language


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuA0Xm2cy1s&feature=related

VR-4 0wnz j00
11-24-2011, 10:55 PM
Carvey's good, but he's no Sam Kinison...

NWS language


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuA0Xm2cy1s&feature=related

OMG, Ive been married half a year and ive already got that face...

green-lantern
11-24-2011, 11:27 PM
Lol Paul doing some early Thanksgiving drinking?

How did you know :suspect:

IPD
11-24-2011, 11:34 PM
yelling into the mic. real original. i don't care for judy tenuta either.

AdamVR4
11-25-2011, 02:31 AM
Wow, he really is all about the screaming. That was annoying. Dana Carvey for the win... I saw that for the first time when I was young and it's still hilarious.

93STLTH
11-25-2011, 10:50 AM
http://silhouettemasterpiecetheatre.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/02pervertartist.jpg

Manic Mechanic
11-25-2011, 11:49 AM
Kinison Ruled, and still does in my opinion.

IPD
11-25-2011, 11:58 AM
Kinison Ruled, and still does in my opinion.

he was 1-dimensional. i MUCH prefer ron white's laid-back delivery of the same type of material.

93STLTH
11-25-2011, 12:51 PM
http://www.damnlol.com/pics/586/769929e785a0a5b6c12850dc7230c973.gif

http://www.damnlol.com/pics/600/66f179660d4ca1144dc780d940937f3f.gif

http://www.damnlol.com/i/7974072700ac86ad9646171cbbfaabc0.jpg

http://www.damnlol.com/i/5bae58f0db204bfbb0106791079e5e36.jpg

http://www.damnlol.com/i/6b1d69ff1bba96cec6c000bec8cff4eb.jpg

http://www.damnlol.com/i/8864310b86c09bfcba08e8919e2aa721.jpg

93STLTH
11-25-2011, 03:51 PM
I feel the same way...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtT9X4eT_Ss

GTOJOE
11-25-2011, 09:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cpi2IAec9Ho

IPD
11-25-2011, 10:23 PM
i didn't think it was possible to make a car less manly than a new beetle or a miata....and then i saw the fiat 500. :suspect:

i'll take a focus > that. new focus is full of WIN.

green-lantern
11-25-2011, 11:34 PM
he was 1-dimensional. i MUCH prefer ron white's laid-back delivery of the same type of material.

I cannot agree more! He was overrated


I feel the same way...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtT9X4eT_Ss

It's because she could fit his entire head in her mouth.

stealthee
11-26-2011, 05:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzlg3oQMze4&feature=share

CoopKill
11-26-2011, 05:59 PM
Bahahahaha!

Good thing the bike riders were not going that way!

J_Parker
11-26-2011, 06:07 PM
How can one fail so entirely?

mb7050
11-26-2011, 06:39 PM
traction is a bitch !

Zaroth
11-26-2011, 07:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzlg3oQMze4&feature=share

I'm pretty sure that guy was chewing a whole pouch of big league chew during that video.

green-lantern
11-26-2011, 07:29 PM
traction is a bitch !

AWD FTMFW


I'm pretty sure that guy was chewing a whole pouch of big league chew during that video.

I'm LOLing myself to death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:

green-lantern
11-26-2011, 07:30 PM
I'm really crying! lmao

CoopKill
11-27-2011, 02:26 PM
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/375986_246896922036723_151385851587831_700396_1320 407440_n.jpg

Boomer3000
11-27-2011, 10:46 PM
I wish I could see the aftermath of that video...

AdamVR4
11-28-2011, 11:57 AM
http://i.imgur.com/8mdVB.jpg

AdamVR4
11-28-2011, 11:59 AM
I'm pretty sure that guy was chewing a whole pouch of big league chew during that video.

GOD DAMMIT IT MADE ME WANT TO PUNCH THE SCREEN.

How big are you fucking teeth that it's in some way difficult to close your HOLE while chewing?!

93STLTH
11-28-2011, 03:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDqh6UD-e2U

Pee-bow??

93STLTH
11-28-2011, 03:47 PM
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/392961_295477303808357_191103547579067_999906_1300 32353_n.jpg

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/380881_295481603807927_191103547579067_999912_6448 82830_n.jpg

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/386228_295483577141063_191103547579067_999914_1973 338052_n.jpg

2fnloud
11-28-2011, 04:24 PM
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/386228_295483577141063_191103547579067_999914_1973 338052_n.jpg

:lol: this is so my wife in 50 years. ....... And Lori too!!

stealthee
11-28-2011, 09:38 PM
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/389140_302289656457279_129763893709857_1189722_157 0542979_n.jpg

2fnloud
11-28-2011, 09:53 PM
WIN....so much WIN!!!

green-lantern
11-28-2011, 11:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDqh6UD-e2U

Pee-bow??

I f-ing saw that the other night my family thought I was crazy!!!!!!!!!

Telionis
11-29-2011, 12:21 AM
http://i.imgur.com/VO1gL.gif

http://www.reallol.com/gallery/1943.jpeg

http://i.imgur.com/v9EdJ.jpg

http://ru.fishki.net/picsw/112011/25/pics/pics-0074.jpg

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-LLbgI9_QWH0/TswW0-ggVEI/AAAAAAAAALQ/3EAOzLadYbE/s400/393449_293932673970970_100000627186092_914185_2417 73670_n.jpg

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/321607_293235637372441_223414024354603_1150241_190 7037723_n.jpg

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/382051_131803676928760_113971872045274_161062_1360 216276_n.jpg

http://www.oaklandmofo.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/HLIC/dd7ac6b158115004b90bb2d5b24a4f1f.jpg

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv1ho14mhj1r6m1z5o1_500.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VnGUD.jpg

93STLTH
11-29-2011, 02:30 AM
http://xaxor.com/images/Funny-Pics-23.11.2011-/Funny-Pics-23.11.2011-13.jpg

http://xaxor.com/images/Funny-Pics-23.11.2011-/Funny-Pics-23.11.2011-23.jpg

Chevelle5434
11-29-2011, 03:23 PM
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee63/chevelle3454/382814_10150388088480598_127670205597_8844164_6993 49454_n.jpg

2fnloud
11-29-2011, 03:39 PM
:lol: this is so my wife in 50 years. ....... And Lori too!!

And after my wife slaps me up for this, she informs me that they are doing it wrong...the needles need to be pointing up.

Zaroth
11-29-2011, 05:36 PM
GOD DAMMIT IT MADE ME WANT TO PUNCH THE SCREEN.

How big are you fucking teeth that it's in some way difficult to close your HOLE while chewing?!

I know what you mean. I HATE chewing noises. I would have slapped that guy if I was in that car.

RI 3gtvr4
11-30-2011, 02:35 AM
Tattoo artists gets revenge on cheating girlfriend | A.J.'s Page - The ALL NEW - MIX 96.9.com (http://www.mix969.com/pages/aj.html?article=9441217#.TtXNepCwwNJ.facebook)

TT Eric
11-30-2011, 09:55 AM
'Oh shit!!!!' ^

Eric

2fnloud
11-30-2011, 10:00 AM
'oh shit!!!!' ^

eric


literally!

onebadmollafolla
11-30-2011, 01:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/V7VxR.jpg

AdamVR4
11-30-2011, 02:12 PM
hahahaha, I love that guy.

R/T93
11-30-2011, 04:41 PM
That guy is so damn wild.

VR-4 0wnz j00
12-01-2011, 01:30 AM
Birds arent made of metal!

DocWalt
12-01-2011, 01:53 AM
Texts From Bennett (http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lum2a4rmDO1qk9nrro1_500.png

:lol:

Boomer3000
12-01-2011, 02:20 AM
Awesome ^^^

rawavr4
12-02-2011, 12:53 AM
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/19233_1336978186718_1299021052_30968444_4897904_n. jpg

terrets
12-02-2011, 02:22 AM
^^ lol... Thats terrribbleee

RealMcCoy
12-02-2011, 03:12 AM
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/716415_460s.jpg


http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/white-trash-repairs-not-a-kludge-office-monster.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
12-02-2011, 11:35 AM
http://i.imgur.com/HxHYI.jpg

AgentOblivious
12-02-2011, 09:21 PM
Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future | CNET UK (http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/)

Zaroth
12-02-2011, 09:30 PM
Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future | CNET UK (http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/)

Funny article lol. I love the stuff websites post up on April fools. While I was reading it I thought it sounded familiar until I realized it was very similar to the plot in 12 monkeys.

Roybatty
12-05-2011, 10:54 AM
Astonishing accident involving eight Ferraris 'world's most expensive car crash' - Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/8934718/Astonishing-accident-involving-eight-Ferraris-worlds-most-expensive-car-crash.html)

Epic Fail

AgentOblivious
12-05-2011, 04:09 PM
11HP/29" Snowblower - Moncton Tools & Hardware For Sale - Kijiji Moncton Canada. (http://moncton.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAd?AdId=332915918&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social+Media&utm_campaign=Post+To+Facebook)


Do you like shoveling snow? Then stop reading this and go back to your pushups and granola because you are not someone that I want to talk to.

Let’s face it, we live in a place that attracts snow like Magnetic Hill attracts cars, only that ain’t an illusion out there. That’s 12 inches of snow piling up and, oh, what’s that sound? Why it’s the snow plow and it’s here to let you know that it hates you and all the time you spent to shovel your driveway. Did you want to get out of your house today? Were you expecting to get to work on time? Or even this week?

You gave it your best shot. You tried to shovel by yourself and I respect you for that. I did it, my parents did it, some of my best friends did it. But deep down inside, we all wanted to murder that neighbour with the snowblower who was finished and on his second beer while you were still trying to throw snow over a snowbank taller than you are.

So, here we are. You could murder your neighbour, which could ensure that you won’t need to shovel a driveway for 25 to life, but there are downsides to that too. What to do?

Here’s the deal. I have a snow blower and I want you to own it. I can tell you’re serious about this. It’s like I can almost see you: sitting there, your legs are probably crossed and your left hand is on your chin. Am I right? How’d I do that? The same way that I know that YOU ARE GOING TO BUY THIS SNOWBLOWER.

I want you to experience the rush that comes with smashing through a snowdrift and blowing that mother trucker out of the way. The elation of seeing the snow plow come back down your street and watching the look of despair as your OTHER neighbour gets his shovel out once more while you kick back with a hot cup of joe (you don’t have a drinking problem like that other guy).

Here’s what you do. You go to the bank. You collect $900. You get your buddy with a truck and you drive over here. You give me some cold hard cash and I give you a machine that will mess up a snowbank sumthin’ fierce. I’ve even got the manual for it, on account of I bought it brand new and I don’t throw that kind of thing away. Don't want to pay me $900? Convince me. Send me an offer and I'll either laugh at you and you'll never hear back from me or I'll counter.

You want a snow blower. You need a snow blower.

This isn’t some entry level snow blower that is just gonna move the snow two feet away. This is an 11 HP Briggs and Stratton machine of snow doom that will cut a 29 inch path of pure ecstasy. And it’s only 4 years old. I dare you to find a harder working 4 year old. My niece is five and she gets tired and cranky after just a few minutes of shoveling. This guy just goes and goes and goes.

You know what else? I greased it every year to help keep the water off it and the body in as good as shape as possible. It's greasier than me when I was 13, and that's saying something.

You know how many speeds it has? Six forward and two in reverse. It goes from “leisurely” slow up to “light speed”. Seriously, I’ve never gone further than five because it terrifies me. I kid you not, you could probably commute to work with it dragging you.

You know what else is crappy about clearing snow in the morning? That you have to do it in the dark. Well, not anymore! It has a halogen headlight that will light your way like some kind of moveable lighthouse (only better, because lighthouses won’t clear your driveway).

Oh, and since it’s the 21st century, this snow blower comes with an electric starter. Just plug that sucker in, push the button, and get ready to punch snow in the throat. If you want to experience what life was like in olden days, it comes with a back-up cord you could pull to start it, but forget that. The reason you’re getting this fearsome warrior was for the convenience, so why make it harder on yourself?

By this point, you’re probably wondering why I would sell my snowblower since the first snowpocalypse is upon us today. I’ll tell you why: because I heard it was time for you to man up and harness some mighty teeth and claws and chew your way to freedom, that’s why.

This is my snow blower. Make it your snow blower.

UPDATE - I assure you that the snowblower is real, and it is still available. Do not despair if you have made an offer on this glorious tribute to man's triumph over nature and I have not responded yet, your time has yet to come.

UPDATE 2 - It appears someone feels they have the courage to harness this snow siege weapon and blaze a divine path for all to follow this winter. Snowblower is sold, pending pick up, etc, etc.

DocWalt
12-05-2011, 11:36 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/tumblr_luy6yftdjU1qdf672o1_500.gif

wtf.

91stealthrt2
12-05-2011, 11:39 PM
jesus, that poor chrysler!

2fnloud
12-06-2011, 12:08 AM
:eek5:

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/199301/do-not-want-dog.jpg

rawavr4
12-06-2011, 01:11 AM
The messed up part is that's someone elses car.

onebadmollafolla
12-06-2011, 03:48 AM
Wow, that is a mean prank. :lol: (NSFW sounds...otherwise you should be good)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JrugCkJcao&feature=youtube_gdata

HilbillyHomeboy
12-06-2011, 10:45 AM
http://i.imgur.com/FKYlD.jpg

TT Eric
12-06-2011, 03:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

TrololoL

Eric

IPD
12-06-2011, 03:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

TrololoL

Eric

is that bob from the enzyte commercial?

CoopKill
12-06-2011, 05:40 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FKYlD.jpg

:lmao:

stealthee
12-06-2011, 06:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FKYlD.jpg

And notice the ABS one traveled further. :p

IPD
12-06-2011, 06:15 PM
And notice the ABS one traveled further. :p

so the dogs CLEARLY belong to a 3/s owner.

stealthee
12-06-2011, 06:18 PM
I'm fairly certain the ABS in my Grand Prix is just as shitty as the 3s ABS. Typical "GM quality"

onebadmollafolla
12-07-2011, 04:05 AM
http://i.imgur.com/1MelV.jpg

TUFFTR
12-07-2011, 09:09 AM
Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AdamVR4
12-07-2011, 11:27 AM
Mugger Left Bloodied After Attempt on MMA Fighter | NBC Chicago (http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/Mugger-Left-Bloodied-After-Attempt-on-MMA-Fighter-135049528.html)

Broomfield Racing
12-07-2011, 12:19 PM
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/928513_460s.jpg

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/928365_460s.jpg

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/927986_460s.jpg

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/926417_460s.jpg

95gto
12-07-2011, 01:22 PM
Mugger Left Bloodied After Attempt on MMA Fighter | NBC Chicago (http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/Mugger-Left-Bloodied-After-Attempt-on-MMA-Fighter-135049528.html)

To bad he only shot himself in the ankle.

AdamVR4
12-07-2011, 02:01 PM
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/928513_460s.jpg

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/928365_460s.jpg

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/927986_460s.jpg

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/926417_460s.jpg



God dammit, Tetris.

AgentOblivious
12-07-2011, 06:09 PM
God dammit, Tetris.

You can thank Soviet Russia :P

93STLTH
12-08-2011, 01:52 AM
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/380399_10150459173108395_177502013394_8776434_1027 097483_n.jpg

CoopKill
12-08-2011, 11:56 AM
:lmao:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GleHfIl_UHk

Boomer3000
12-08-2011, 01:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTFZyl7hfBw

2fnloud
12-08-2011, 05:35 PM
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa177/2fnloud/Demotivational%20Posters/poster_bmveesqspb.jpg

Thank you ABM for helping me get the wording just right.

Boomer3000
12-08-2011, 06:36 PM
Haha.. epic!!

HilbillyHomeboy
12-08-2011, 06:48 PM
LMFAO, well done! :lmao:

Jeremy

AgentOblivious
12-08-2011, 10:38 PM
Doesn't look like our beer...must of been some americans on vacation :P


Also,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5gqj2nV_JM&feature=youtu.be

Its funny because I'm from Sudbury...

93STLTH
12-09-2011, 01:50 AM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/internet-memes-aaaawww-yeeeaaa.jpeg?w=700&h=

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/internet-memes-untitled3.jpeg?w=700&h=

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/internet-memes-great-price-i-pay.jpg

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/internet-memes-derpina-irl.png

http://chzallnighter.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/party-fails-you-really-missed-out-woo-girls-eyes-are-up-here.png

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/mobile-phone-texting-autocorrect-autocowrecks-i-request-that-you-evacuate-the-premises-immidiately.jpg

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-samuel-l-ducreux.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
12-09-2011, 10:27 AM
http://i.imgur.com/omJ2j.jpg

onebadmollafolla
12-09-2011, 10:52 AM
http://i.imgur.com/omJ2j.jpg

:lol:

In High School my buddy had his car stolen. Thieves got in the car, tried to drive it away but couldn't worked a stick shift. Police found them a few blocks away pushing his car through a neighborhood.

HilbillyHomeboy
12-09-2011, 11:27 AM
A guy that used to work for me was driving my car one day. Drove it all over the place, all day, running errands and what not for me. At the end of the day he says man how do you drive that thing? Which had me perplexed, so I asked what he meant. He said, with no reverse! This particular car you had to push the stick down, then pull it over like you're going into 1st gear except it will let you pull it further and then you push forward, to get into reverse. I asked him, did you not have to back up anywhere? What did you do? .....I got out and pushed it.

Never laughed so hard! Plus he had puked in it the night before, so he had to clean that up, to boot. :D

Jeremy

onebadmollafolla
12-09-2011, 12:07 PM
A guy that used to work for me was driving my car one day. Drove it all over the place, all day, running errands and what not for me. At the end of the day he says man how do you drive that thing? Which had me perplexed, so I asked what he meant. He said, with no reverse! This particular car you had to push the stick down, then pull it over like you're going into 1st gear except it will let you pull it further and then you push forward, to get into reverse. I asked him, did you not have to back up anywhere? What did you do? .....I got out and pushed it.

Never laughed so hard! Plus he had puked in it the night before, so he had to clean that up, to boot. :D

Jeremy

Oh, wow. I would be in tears. :lol:


In regards to the Japan tsunami:

http://i.imgur.com/CgMsH.jpg

Broomfield Racing
12-09-2011, 12:30 PM
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/965683_460s.jpg


http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/964593_460s.jpg


http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/964135_460s.jpg


http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/963806_460s.jpg

Boomer3000
12-09-2011, 02:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLoBUQEAuiQ&feature=related

In Soviet Russia, Front wheels are optional.

GTO Assassin
12-09-2011, 03:22 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/tumblr_luy6yftdjU1qdf672o1_500.gif

wtf.
FUCK YO CAR! lol


Wow, that is a mean prank. :lol: (NSFW sounds...otherwise you should be good)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JrugCkJcao&feature=youtube_gdata

That was brilliant. :lol:

Scotty

onebadmollafolla
12-10-2011, 06:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/X7ScB.jpg

stealthee
12-10-2011, 09:46 PM
http://i.imgur.com/X7ScB.jpg

Total WIN!

93STLTH
12-10-2011, 11:10 PM
http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2011/4/20/22/sit-com-meme-faces-6386-1303352406-2.jpg

SpdDmnVR4
12-11-2011, 12:08 AM
http://i.imgur.com/X7ScB.jpg

I walked by a frat house on campus the other day with a very similar decoration. It honestly took me a good 15 seconds before I realized it wasnt real. I didn't immediately act luckily...

onebadmollafolla
12-11-2011, 04:55 AM
http://i.imgur.com/7bM1r.jpg

MR2
12-11-2011, 05:37 AM
That is BRILLIANT!

and not a repost from last year :)

93mitsVR4
12-11-2011, 01:19 PM
http://i.imgur.com/7bM1r.jpg the Beast from SANDLOT?

93STLTH
12-12-2011, 02:08 AM
Welcome to page 100!!

http://i.imgur.com/GxpU1.gif

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/381072_232406196832807_217714814968612_593985_1788 890827_n.jpg

http://i.minus.com/ibis5eb0SitDAf.png

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zyrX-AQ1InY/TqKHZfvRsXI/AAAAAAAAASM/jmoHCYD_-wU/s1600/tumblr_ltfib3PI5L1qzrlhgo1_500.jpg

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/309003_283687518319457_280729295281946_900209_1811 312401_n.jpg

Boomer3000
12-12-2011, 03:36 AM
That letter is epic!!

93STLTH
12-12-2011, 05:32 AM
http://www.abload.de/img/1317022294_04t3oqi.gif

http://i.imgur.com/3xqkx.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ByVTB.gif

http://www.comedytime.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/nCL7g.gif

http://i.imgur.com/MVj9E.jpg

http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/10/11058/11323628.jpg

AdamVR4
12-12-2011, 10:23 AM
http://i.minus.com/ibis5eb0SitDAf.png

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zyrX-AQ1InY/TqKHZfvRsXI/AAAAAAAAASM/jmoHCYD_-wU/s1600/tumblr_ltfib3PI5L1qzrlhgo1_500.jpg

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/309003_283687518319457_280729295281946_900209_1811 312401_n.jpg

Great post :)

Broomfield Racing
12-12-2011, 11:01 AM
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/981436_460s.jpg


http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1003058_460s_v1.jpg


http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/985427_460s.jpg


http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/982818_460s_v1.jpg

AdamVR4
12-13-2011, 04:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/EEu42L0ufBY%26rel%3d0%26hl%3den_US%26feature%3dpla yer_embedded%26version%3d3

j2k4
12-13-2011, 05:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/EEu42L0ufBY%26rel%3d0%26hl%3den_US%26feature%3dpla yer_embedded%26version%3d3

Impressive.

TT Eric
12-13-2011, 05:11 PM
Amazing Adam! Thanks

Eric

DocWalt
12-13-2011, 05:57 PM
That video was awesome, Adam. nice find!

Boomer3000
12-13-2011, 06:08 PM
Epic video is Epic!!!

marshallh
12-13-2011, 08:16 PM
ITT: things the misc likes (pics) (neg me if you disagree) - Bodybuilding.com Forums (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=125904063&p=516495933&viewfull=1#post516495933)

xwire
12-13-2011, 08:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/eeu42l0ufby%26rel%3d0%26hl%3den_us%26feature%3dpla yer_embedded%26version%3d3

intense.....

onebadmollafolla
12-14-2011, 05:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTpldq3myV0

B-Man
12-14-2011, 09:41 AM
Heehee, he looks up like 'Why isn't this real...?'

AdamVR4
12-14-2011, 11:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTpldq3myV0

Awesome. I love reptiles so I feel bad for the bearded dragon. I'll just assume he was fed after this frustrating exercise ;)

DocWalt
12-15-2011, 06:28 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvf1hoBkAs1qa8vjlo1_500.png

IPD
12-15-2011, 06:46 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvf1hoBkAs1qa8vjlo1_500.png

?????

GTOJOE
12-15-2011, 07:12 PM
then! not than! :p

IPD
12-15-2011, 07:34 PM
apparently grammar owns me today. :facepalm:

AgentOblivious
12-15-2011, 07:43 PM
apparently grammar owns me today. :facepalm:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-swFsV76m9po/Tqw6NKyciQI/AAAAAAAACvw/reChCYWdsIY/s1600/kelsey-grammer-boss-renewed-season-2.jpg

2fnloud
12-15-2011, 08:01 PM
^^^^^
This is by far the funniest post I think I have ever witnessed you posting :bravo:

OhioSpyderman
12-15-2011, 08:06 PM
That "Watermelon" has GOT to go.....

On topic, I totally missed the grammar thing...

Bob.

onebadmollafolla
12-15-2011, 08:38 PM
then! not than! :p

DING DING DING!!! :lol:

I got it immediately. Then again, I grew up with a grammar Nazi. :p

stealthee
12-15-2011, 09:02 PM
I only had to read it twice. Read it really fast the first time, then went back and slowed down.

DocWalt
12-15-2011, 09:08 PM
http://hostingc.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-11/4740bzW4R.gif

IPD
12-15-2011, 09:32 PM
http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-facebook-fails-mac-vs-pc-the-truth.jpg
http://chzparentingfails.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/crazy-parenting-fails-i-guess-the-cover-is-still-correct-of-the-time.gif
http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-facebook-fails-sorry-curtis1.png
http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/fashion-fail-suddenly-it-all-makes-sense-global-warming-makes-the-world-sexier.jpg
http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-facebook-fails-at-a-mcdonalds-playground.jpg

CoopKill
12-16-2011, 08:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yFN1-uqt2WA

onebadmollafolla
12-16-2011, 08:30 PM
I've never been taught this all my years of shooting, but you'd think it would come as common sense not to give a monkey a fully automatic AK-47. :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d3f4d7OK2I

AgentOblivious
12-16-2011, 11:52 PM
I've never been taught this all my years of shooting, but you'd think it would come as common sense not to give a monkey a fully automatic AK-47. :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d3f4d7OK2I

That video was a promo for Planet of the Apes.

Telionis
12-17-2011, 03:01 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/377424_329064180456375_205344452828349_1235159_120 2131100_n.jpg

Also, watch as construction workers battle a rogue concrete buffer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KvxOuC7Bhc

onebadmollafolla
12-17-2011, 04:31 AM
Repost from a long time ago...from myself. Worth it.

http://i.imgur.com/ILb3d.jpg

Rom3BreaK
12-17-2011, 11:03 AM
Those power trowels can be very dangerous. One got out of control at my site, it sliced a guys hand and fractured his leg in the process of stopping it.

J_Parker
12-17-2011, 03:27 PM
Those power trowels can be very dangerous. One got out of control at my site, it sliced a guys hand and fractured his leg in the process of stopping it.

Yep, I seen one get stuck on a small protruding piece of rebar, the operator tried to save it, but all it did was throw him across the platform. When another guy tried to stop it, it broke his hand, finally they stopped it with a mini-excavator.

onebadmollafolla
12-17-2011, 05:55 PM
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/625026/82078403.png

IPD
12-17-2011, 07:19 PM
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/625026/82078403.png

bogy just isn't quite as manly as gary cooper, imho. :p

Broomfield Racing
12-17-2011, 10:59 PM
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1114340_460s.jpg

onebadmollafolla
12-18-2011, 02:26 AM
I about lost it watching this video. "Now the machine is blind and angry."

:lol:

Concrete Buffer Gone Wild - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KvxOuC7Bhc&feature=player_embedded#)!




EDIT:

OK, so stare at this without blinking for roughly 15 seconds.

















http://i.imgur.com/X3sz5.jpg

IPD
12-18-2011, 08:56 AM
it's a sailboat?