DeMotivators

[IPD]

look on the bright side. maybe he has them directly tied to each cylinder. :suspect:

[DK77]

With 6 turbos too, right?

[IPD]

With 6 turbos too, right?

nope. TWELVE. twin turbo--PER CYLINDER. turbos are spooled with the engine off. :D

[CoreyB]

WTF, why would someone do that to a VR4 ? Is it some kinda joke ?

[dpartinvr4]

wtf is with the headlights?

[sketch]

kill it with fire

[IPD]

how is this new to you guys?

[mb7050]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXH6ERwyAjQ

[sketch]

how is this new to you guys?
it isn't new to many people, however i just hate REPOST bullshit. most people who have seen it will probably just ignore it

[IPD]

i like to not see it so i can pretend it doesn't exist. :)

[CoreyB]

If I saw it before the tramatic experience probably made me block it out.

[sketch]

haha i prefer to not have my eyes raped

[IPD]

how come your post count never goes up, sketch? it shows 20. it's shown 20 for a while.

[sketch]

how come your post count never goes up, sketch? it shows 20. it's shown 20 for a while.
idk, man. i stopped paying attention to it after it got stuck at...18(?) ways back. i've easily got a much, much larger number of posts at this point in time. thought about PMing Alan asking about it, but it's not really a huge deal and I figure that he's probably got better stuff to do than chase a glitch in board programming somewhere. the large majority of my posts are in work safe discussions, but I don't see what that would have to do with it.

now seeing that it has moved up to 20 gives me hope...it's like every 50 or so of my posts report as 1 lol

i'm waiting for it to eventually report that i've been thanked in more posts than i've actually made.

[Alan92RTTT]

Some forums do not count for post count. (work safe, political, ...)

[sketch]

ah, that'd explain it. any particular reasons why they don't count?

[DK77]

The understeer video reminds me of the time Top Gear tried to take a smart car around the Hammerhead

[TUFFTR]

less talk more demotivationals!

[93STLTH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5naJxmHRyb4

I find this very demotivating...

[Erron Spalsbury]

^^^Oh man, that's about the dumbest thing ever created. I'd rather race barstools.

[DK77]

http://auto-fail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Demotivational-the-germans.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/SsNCS8wRDiI/AAAAAAAAxno/kGspycgxZec/s400/demotivational_posters_06.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/SsNCRows5bI/AAAAAAAAxnQ/rpQEpnMlGBw/s400/demotivational_posters_09.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/SsNB53-qemI/AAAAAAAAxmg/FflsgmNexJA/s400/demotivational_posters_15.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/SsNBfnaOxkI/AAAAAAAAxk4/FF4HT15KEoY/s400/demotivational_posters_28.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/SsNBFtrTIvI/AAAAAAAAxj4/jDvB15DV93Y/s400/demotivational_posters_36.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/SsNBEmcPKpI/AAAAAAAAxjg/2ZIosRigl3w/s400/demotivational_posters_39.jpg

[stealthee]

ah, that'd explain it. any particular reasons why they don't count?

Because the off topic sections aren't usually of an automtive substance. If all someone does is troll (not saying thats what you are going) the OT sections then they shouldn't show 10,000 posts that hasn't helped someone fix their car.

[IPD]

Because the off topic sections aren't usually of an automtive substance. If all someone does is troll (not saying thats what you are going) the OT sections then they shouldn't show 10,000 posts that hasn't helped someone fix their car.

system must be broken. if substance matters, my post count shouldn't be nearly as high. or atrosity's. ;)

http://www.mathfail.com/divide-by-zero9.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

I guess you never know.


http://i.imgur.com/9CL0U.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

Pretty big error from this graphic designer.

http://i.imgur.com/cSgYO.jpg

[sketch]

Because the off topic sections aren't usually of an automtive substance. If all someone does is troll (not saying thats what you are going) the OT sections then they shouldn't show 10,000 posts that hasn't helped someone fix their car.

system must be broken. if substance matters, my post count shouldn't be nearly as high. or atrosity's. ;)
IMHO then it should be listed as "Posts with automotive substance."
I don't believe I've ever seen another forum where posts on certain sub-forums don't count toward a total post count. And what help is that to a newbie who see's "oh snap, 20 poasts? this guys has been around for a while but it looks like he's never on. guess i can't really trust what he's saying." just because i rarely post in auto-related sections doesn't mean that i don't lurk in them quite a bit or know how to fix my car (or where to look/search) when something's gone awry.

demotivational content:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KzGuZE2K-d8/TVMl5RY-SzI/AAAAAAAAA1g/qtRjUfxp-mQ/s1600/gun_control_demotivator.jpeg

[CoreyB]

Sketch, how would you suggest counting posts? I understand what your saying and dont doubt you know your shit but, anyone who doesnt have a clue could make a lot of posts. I guess thats where the thanks button comes in, which only applies to car related stuff.

[bluzvr4]

i feel like that. i post alot on a couple forums but i am not the most knowledgeable guy on some of the posts i make so it wouldnt be fair to compare me to someone who post half as much but actully helps people

[Turbo Beast]

NEW RULE, WHEN YOU POST, YOU MUST POST A DEMOTIVATOR, EVEN IF YOURE JUST COMMENTING

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/demotivators/leadersdemotivationalposter.jpg

[stealthee]

I don't believe I've ever seen another forum where posts on certain sub-forums don't count toward a total post count. And what help is that to a newbie who see's "oh snap, 20 poasts? this guys has been around for a while but it looks like he's never on. guess i can't really trust what he's saying." just because i rarely post in auto-related sections doesn't mean that i don't lurk in them quite a bit or know how to fix my car (or where to look/search) when something's gone awry.

You posted on 3si didn't you? There were several forums on there that didn't go toward counted posts. The lounge, parts wanted, A/V. If post count bothers you THAT much, then , well, I don't know what to say.

[sketch]

Sketch, how would you suggest counting posts? I understand what your saying and dont doubt you know your shit but, anyone who doesnt have a clue could make a lot of posts. I guess thats where the thanks button comes in, which only applies to car related stuff.

You posted on 3si didn't you? There were several forums on there that didn't go toward counted posts. The lounge, parts wanted, A/V. If post count bothers you THAT much, then , well, I don't know what to say.
it doesn't bother me. i guess i posted in more useful sub-forums on 3si as i never noticed. i guess i always thought that any post counted toward "posts:"
*shrug*

http://haluze.info/plog-content/images/funny/images/nintendo-demotivator.jpg

[sketch]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1174/broked.jpg
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee2/Adaam69/fail-owned-pregnancy-alcohol-fail.jpg
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/3e/ExpressionPoster.jpg
http://www.oesquema.com.br/trabalhosujo/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/babygotback.gif
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-19/1237447363757.jpg

[NickS VR4]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Flattering_Stripes.jpghttp://c0389161.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/dyn/str_strip/321470.full.gifhttp://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=835&pictureid=11189http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm81/895232/ew0ji.jpghttp://img704.imageshack.us/img704/6475/1267472908catchingaseag.gif (http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Flattering_Stripes.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw (http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Flattering_Stripes.jpg)

[mb7050]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHDEF-HCfw8&feature=player_embedded


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6rIaNyPB4I&feature=related

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://vimeo.com/20448132

[NickS VR4]

C-17s at work

[CoreyB]

Thats insane.

[B-Man]

Pretty big error from this graphic designer.

http://i.imgur.com/cSgYO.jpg

Lol@ MLK being the axis of evil.

[NickS VR4]

LOL: The Recurring Prop Newspaper | /Film (http://www.slashfilm.com/lol-the-reoccurring-prop-newspaper/)

http://www.geekosystem.com/x-ray-pin-up-calendar/

http://i49.tinypic.com/20j1s37.png
http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=835&pictureid=11333

[J_Parker]

http://vimeo.com/20448132

That was some cool shit right there! Army FTW!

[sketch]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/72156063-dccc-4567-bd45-9c65df33be5a.jpg

[DrkZide]

I wonder if we can air drop our cars like that :P

[Telionis]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/64ba373d-a7f9-4a46-bcb2-c16b8ef75d5d.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/c29728a6-2261-4109-94ca-a9fc1a3b9f3b.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/4f9ab487-4f3f-4bcd-8630-c8b63c2b67ba.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/30f4f2a2-b9fc-4d88-adf4-99ae12bae752.jpg

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/epic-win-photos-class-struggle-win.jpg

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/epic-win-photos-pyro-cake-win.jpg

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/classicuseitwellp1.gif

Poor sharkie... how will he get a meal now? \/
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/fishmagnetsarerepulsedp1.gif

Makes a pretty good projectile after all. \/
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/ca1c560a-77a3-4417-80ca-c4768fda7370.gif

Holy SH_T!!! \/
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/icoulddothatp1.gif

[dpartinvr4]

I wonder if we can air drop our cars like that :P
airdrop everybody into O'Reily for NG....... :)

[onebadmollafolla]

:lmao: @

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/classicuseitwellp1.gif

[onebadmollafolla]

:lol:

http://i.imgur.com/j2CAI.jpg

[AgentOblivious]

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/190370_10150106410348123_503573122_6703918_3846784 _n.jpg

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/184870_10150106413078123_503573122_6703967_3990388 _n.jpg

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/185651_10150106408503123_503573122_6703897_7085697 _n.jpg

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/190118_10150106409313123_503573122_6703907_2619158 _n.jpg

[IPD]

LOL: The Recurring Prop Newspaper | /Film (http://www.slashfilm.com/lol-the-reoccurring-prop-newspaper/)

X-Ray Pin-up Calendar - Pics | Geekosystem (http://www.geekosystem.com/x-ray-pin-up-calendar/)

http://i49.tinypic.com/20j1s37.png
http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=835&pictureid=11333

...if only someone had posted that pin-up calendar in the member's section several months ago...

[93STLTH]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/c314d250-336a-4cad-bd7e-62a82f927324.jpg

[mb7050]

http://vimeo.com/20448132

not cool anymore

[NickS VR4]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/abortion_clinic/1.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/abortion_clinic/2.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/abortion_clinic/3.png

[sketch]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/abortion_clinic/1.png
i love the oatmeal.
source: Comics, Quizzes, and Stories - The Oatmeal (http://theoatmeal.com/)

[onebadmollafolla]

Xzibit hates these damn things. One of the reasons they're so great.

http://i.imgur.com/UgpPS.jpg

[ictponder]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/72156063-dccc-4567-bd45-9c65df33be5a.jpg

Shouldn't that say "Fly, you fools"?

[onebadmollafolla]

Also, I need one of these.

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/computerwristband.jpg

[Dbeltran24]

Also, I need one of these.

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/computerwristband.jpg

What is that and where do i get one?

[onebadmollafolla]

What is that and where do i get one?

Wristband laptop computer. You'd have to kill me to find out. The middle hinge looking thing is the projector. :D

[NickS VR4]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/abortion_clinic/1.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/abortion_clinic/2.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/abortion_clinic/3.png

Forgot the whole thing....

[DrkZide]

Wristband laptop computer. You'd have to kill me to find out. The middle hinge looking thing is the projector. :D

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oebLQI4QEpY/TIzPo38x1EI/AAAAAAAAQQI/pzNE1fri8jA/s320/nextep10.jpg

Sony NextStep

I'll take one in Pink :D

[Ninja Performance]

Also, I need one of these.

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/computerwristband.jpg

Kewl.
Maaaaaaaa /cartman

-Chris

[Telionis]

LMFAO!!! Whoever realized the tempos were the same and combined them up was a genius:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/YIEao.gif

[Telionis]

http://i.imgur.com/R48nJ.png

[skater334]

http://i.imgur.com/R48nJ.png

That is awesome.

[GTOJOE]

I don't get it.

[CoopKill]

Think yours is big?

This is in a front yard south of Portland OR...






























https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TXL9FOcSCyI/AAAAAAAAKu4/O9tONi9yc2A/s512/IMG954910.jpg

[GTOJOE]

Think yours is big?

This is in a front yard south of Portland OR...

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TXL9FOcSCyI/AAAAAAAAKu4/O9tONi9yc2A/s512/IMG954910.jpg

Loco turbo?

[CoopKill]

Not sure, thinkin ship?

[Ninja Performance]

Think yours is big?

This is in a front yard south of Portland OR...






























https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TXL9FOcSCyI/AAAAAAAAKu4/O9tONi9yc2A/s512/IMG954910.jpg

DR 1,000,000

-Chris

[onebadmollafolla]

DR 1,000,000

-Chris

Fed up with losing to the speed of light? Well, with this new turbo and it's titanium alloy wheel and capacity, you'll have no more troubles. Has been track proven to kill Chuck Norris and disassemble continuous time as we know it.

[CoopKill]

6 day spool up, made up by the 60ft light

[Mikes2nd]

Ohio.com - Police: Akron priest propositions officer during jail-cell rant, faces drunken-driving charge (with video) (http://www.ohio.com/news/break_news/117346803.html)

drunk people do some crazy chit

[J_Parker]

Awkward Boners (http://www.awkwardboners.com/)

Lol, I found this simply typing awkward into google :p

[RealMcCoy]

^^^ something in that link set my AV off...

[J_Parker]

It didn't bother mine, if there's another complaint I'll take it down though.

[93STLTH]

http://www.yurock.net/wp-content/gallery/8lol2/thumbs/thumbs_28.jpg

http://www.yurock.net/wp-content/gallery/8lol2/thumbs/thumbs_49.jpg

http://www.expirationchug.com/wp-content/gallery/5omg/06.jpg

http://www.expirationchug.com/wp-content/gallery/5omg/34.jpg

http://www.expirationchug.com/wp-content/gallery/4spot/05.jpg

http://www.dumage.com/img/fun/beware-of-internet-dating/beware-of-internet-dating05.jpg

http://visboo.com/img/new/funny_demotivational_posters_640_08.jpg

http://visboo.com/img/new/funny_demotivational_posters_640_28.jpg

[Mikes2nd]

YTMND - Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading (http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/)

beware sound and little cursing :)

[Ninja Performance]

Fed up with losing to the speed of light? Well, with this new turbo and it's titanium alloy wheel and capacity, you'll have no more troubles. Has been track proven to kill Chuck Norris and disassemble continuous time as we know it.

They are made of Unobtainium.

[IPD]

They are made of Unobtainium.

i'm pretty sure nelson has 2 on his car.

[J_Parker]

YTMND - Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading (http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/)

beware sound and little cursing :)

I'm no Dr. Phil, but I think she still likes him...

[Zaroth]

YTMND - Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading (http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/)

beware sound and little cursing :)


:lol7:

[AgentOblivious]

Donuts:

If it doesn't have a hole, its not worth eating.

[NickS VR4]

Tons of cameos.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKekcHMiVVg

[J_Parker]

LMAO!! I had to share that one on Facebook lol.

[DocWalt]

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/3087.jpg

[sketch]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhkiwfmWoC1qb19qao1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId =0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1299598667&Signature=fjmBUEdGO2qR0hrhD6B2vjUTGDU%3D

[onebadmollafolla]

Check out this site. Greatness.

I Am Better Than Your Kids (http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/)

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Check out this site. Greatness.

I Am Better Than Your Kids (http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/)

Maddox has endured the test of time. Still very funny.

Jeremy

[sketch]

http://maddox.xmission.com/

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com forwards to that =]

[3KVT]

hahaha, this thread absolutely rules. Lots of great stuff that I feel the need to re-post on my FB.

[skater334]

http://chzupnextinsports.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/funny-sports-pictures-charles-brown-dyrell-roberts-judo-chop.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Clp2tCbi-9o/RuQ8zYlczNI/AAAAAAAAAfg/L4iUsUY0R3Q/s400/painful+funny+hub.bmp
http://image16.webshots.com/16/6/34/79/189163479WYnItV_ph.jpg
http://auto-fail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/airborne-tank-vtec-just-kicked-in-yo.jpg
http://rsxisfaster.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/vindieselvtec.jpg
http://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/2205/original/vtec3.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

http://chzupnextinsports.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/funny-sports-pictures-charles-brown-dyrell-roberts-judo-chop.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Clp2tCbi-9o/RuQ8zYlczNI/AAAAAAAAAfg/L4iUsUY0R3Q/s400/painful+funny+hub.bmp
http://image16.webshots.com/16/6/34/79/189163479WYnItV_ph.jpg
http://auto-fail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/airborne-tank-vtec-just-kicked-in-yo.jpg
http://rsxisfaster.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/vindieselvtec.jpg
http://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/2205/original/vtec3.jpg

Wow. Let me fix that for you.

http://chzupnextinsports.files.wordp...-judo-chop.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Clp2tCbi-9...+funny+hub.bmp

http://image16.webshots.com/16/6/34/...9WYnItV_ph.jpg

http://auto-fail.com/wp-content/uplo...cked-in-yo.jpg

http://rsxisfaster.files.wordpress.c...dieselvtec.jpg

http://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/220...inal/vtec3.jpg

EDIT: Do these links prevent using up bandwith through /IMG posting on forums?

[onebadmollafolla]

So I guess I'm somewhere in the middle? :lol:


http://i.imgur.com/ZKzSP.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/554lU.jpg

[Alan92RTTT]

Wow. Let me fix that for you.

{SNIP of bad image links}

EDIT: Do these links prevent using up bandwith through /IMG posting on forums?

No, you just failed at pulling the links properly. ;)

[AgentOblivious]

So I guess I'm somewhere in the middle? :lol:


http://i.imgur.com/ZKzSP.jpg




Man I should be getting a lot more....

[sketch]

http://i.imgur.com/ZKzSP.jpg
what about those who have had waay more sexual partners??
what are the extremes?

i'm not a whore, i just like to sleep around.

[onebadmollafolla]

No, you just failed at pulling the links properly. ;)

http://i977.photobucket.com/albums/ae257/steve777_07/challenge-accepted.png




http://chzupnextinsports.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/funny-sports-pictures-charles-brown-dyrell-roberts-judo-chop.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Clp2tCbi-9o/RuQ8zYlczNI/AAAAAAAAAfg/L4iUsUY0R3Q/s400/painful+funny+hub.bmp

http://image16.webshots.com/16/6/34/79/189163479WYnItV_ph.jpg

http://auto-fail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/airborne-tank-vtec-just-kicked-in-yo.jpg

http://rsxisfaster.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/vindieselvtec.jpg

http://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/2205/original/vtec3.jpg


http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5008584/Problem.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Troll-Face

;)

[GTOJOE]

http://i.imgur.com/ZKzSP.jpg

Soooo basically we should all be aiming to hook up with chicks named Vanessa. Cus she obviously puts out hahahaha

[IPD]

did anyone else notice that just prior to this post, my member info said "sold my soul to satan" and my post count was 1,666?

[Rom3BreaK]

No, but it still says it :D

Devil went down to Georgia?

[2fnloud]

It has said "Owner Since: i sold my soul to satan."

For awhile now

[dpartinvr4]

did anyone else notice that just prior to this post, my member info said "sold my soul to satan" and my post count was 1,666?
go post in a "post count" section and see if it changes?

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/pzhGX.gif

[3KVT]

hahahahahahaha^^

[CoopKill]

http://i.imgur.com/pzhGX.gif

When your center of gravity becomes in-proportionate to you coordinational capabilities!

Time to make the doughnuts!

[AdamVR4]

what about those who have had waay more sexual partners??
what are the extremes?

i'm not a whore, i just like to sleep around.

Gross, dude.

[DuTTch]

http://i.imgur.com/pzhGX.gif

hmmm hes lucky he didnt get pinned to that Palm tree

[DuTTch]

with his eye

[Ninja Performance]

Wow, that's some reaction to "stepping" off a skateboard.

-Chris

[IPD]

your new website cracks me up, chris.

[Ninja Performance]

your new website cracks me up, chris.

Something only a few would "get" but we thought was funny....Long ago I was told I have ninjas hiding in my hatch that would hop out and help me at the track. This was many years ago and most don't know about it. There are threads if you search. Coming up with a good name these days is hard since you have to find good names with available URLS. We wanted to be creative and keep it "light"

-Chris

[onebadmollafolla]

For those of you that like rage comics. I lol'd hard at this one. :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/Q2g5t.png

[HilbillyHomeboy]

:lmao:

[2fnloud]

For those of you that like rage comics. I lol'd hard at this one. :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/Q2g5t.png

I don't get it.

[onebadmollafolla]

I'm not going to put /IMG tags on this one as the text could possibly be considered NSFW. Hilarity ensued.

http://i.imgur.com/s4DYB.png

[20G_VR4]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLkvpR7lFoE&feature=player_embedded

[IPD]

I don't get it.

me either.

while i know it's not unusual to see 3/s owners drunk-post; sometimes i wonder if certain ones are posting baked. it's the only thing which could explain some of this rather un-funny humor otherwise.

[onebadmollafolla]

me either.

while i know it's not unusual to see 3/s owners drunk-post; sometimes i wonder if certain ones are posting baked. it's the only thing which could explain some of this rather un-funny humor otherwise.

I think my place of unemployment would not be amused with that. It's a different style of humor, that's all.

[IPD]

care to explain it? because i didn't even crack a smile.

[IPD]

well here's a old funny. looks like it was slightly chopped off at the end, but oh well--you get the idea.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFBEJL8HbXo

[SilverBullet]

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/epic-win-photos-tldr-rps-win.jpg

[Ninja Performance]

^ Win LOL

-Chris

[sketch]

bahahah awesome
i prefer tiger hand, myself
Rock, Paper, Saddam! (http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/)

[HilbillyHomeboy]

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:




U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS
AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days

[J-Groove]

The rules of Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock are as follows:

* Scissors cut paper
* Paper covers rock
* Rock crushes lizard
* Lizard poisons Spock
* Spock smashes scissors
* Scissors decapitate lizard
* Lizard eats paper
* Paper disproves Spock
* Spock vaporizes rock
* Rock crushes scissors

[onebadmollafolla]

Happy Wednesday, everyone!

http://i.min.us/imeFMM.jpg

[terrets]

http://i.imgur.com/pzhGX.gif

Thank you for the 2 minutes of lol. :D


Happy Wednesday, everyone!

http://i.min.us/imeFMM.jpg

nicee hhaha

[enollava]

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:




U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS
AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days

Kinda reminds me of the headline news story...

World to End Tomorrow! Women and Minorities Affected Most.

[sketch]

well dude, i hope it was worth it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mhuDQcXd64&feature=relmfu
[x] crazy
[x] probably great in the sack
[ ] understands importance of SC2

[stealthee]

I'd hit it.

[sketch]

no question about it.

[R/T93]

Id hit it..... after a game of SC2 haha

[AgentOblivious]

Kinda reminds me of the headline news story...

World to End Tomorrow! Women and Minorities Affected Most.

This is why we laugh at american media.

[J_Parker]

Id hit it..... after a game of SC2 haha

I'd hit it while playing SC2 ;) Lap top on the belleh!!

[onebadmollafolla]

well dude, i hope it was worth it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mhuDQcXd64&feature=relmfu
[x] crazy
[x] probably great in the sack
[ ] understands importance of SC2

She's mad. :lol: Love it. Looks like she has a lot more on her hands than he does though. That kind of rage is rarity. :D

[IPD]

two words which would convict me:

voluntary manslaughter.




this batshit loon is a violation of cardinal rule #1: never marry someone you'd be afraid to divorce.

[mb7050]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2HipedgM3I

[DK77]

Repost but hilarious either way

[95gto]

two words which would convict me:

voluntary manslaughter.




this batshit loon is a violation of cardinal rule #1: never marry someone you'd be afraid to divorce.

Never heard that rule before but I must say it makes perfect sense.

[CoopKill]

95gto, the only thing your sig is missing is the tow truck!

[AgentOblivious]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0at81C9xN20&feature=player_embedded

[Ninja Performance]

WINNING!

-Chris

[sketch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR8eP9CAQPg

[Turbo Beast]

I love winning recipes!!!

[95gto]

95gto, the only thing your sig is missing is the tow truck!

There is a pretty large winch in the back of the trailer so a tow truck is optional.

[CoreyB]

Sheen is a genius.

[Telionis]

Holy sh-t! Dude plays a trance song on the guitar:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXqPYte8tvc

What did you expect from Lord Raiden?

[terrets]

^ Thats pretty awesome.

lol Charlie Sheen is pretty cool.

[Valkyrie Zero]

There is a pretty large winch in the back of the trailer so a tow truck is optional.

You can't tell me that with that many 3S's, none of them are on jack stands.

[onebadmollafolla]

You can't tell me that with that many 3S's, none of them are on jack stands.

http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1299876649556.gif

[95gto]

You can't tell me that with that many 3S's, none of them are on jack stands.

Actually my car is currently on jack stands but only due to me pulling the wheels off to be powder coated.

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/56A1w.gif

[zelstin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVqNcHQ5luU&feature=player_embedded

[IPD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVqNcHQ5luU&feature=player_embedded

i can just hear the cat's thoughts. "pc load letter? WTF DOES THAT MEAN????"

[CoreyB]

Haha I love the intensity in the cats eyes like "wtf is going on here"

[Ninja Performance]

Cat vs printer, i almost fell out of my chair.

-Chris

[beepbeep]

Too funny....my cat stands on her hind legs like that, too....

[enollava]

The whole time I was waiting for the cat to get sucked into the printer.

[IPD]

The whole time I was waiting for the cat to get sucked into the printer.

you gonna poke evan to get off his but and get florida3s turned back on? :p

[enollava]

you gonna poke evan to get off his but and get florida3s turned back on? :p

Florida3s constantly being down is a demotivator. PM sent about the situation.

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/D58ei.jpg

[CoopKill]

^ nice!

[mb7050]

http://manzano.naurunappula.com/nn/1/628/999/s_mies-keittiossa_701639.jpg

Safety first huh?
http://t.naurunappula.com/screen/0143/0143140.jpg

[mb7050]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2eGc8uO3yA&

[CoopKill]

How that guy ever got the skills he has wit a fishin rod I'll never know!

[stealthee]

I talked to someone that met him one time. They said he was the biggest asshole they had ever met. Must have been a Napolean thing because he was only like 5 foot tall.

[onebadmollafolla]

This has to be the work of a Brit.

http://i.imgur.com/Shubq.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

I think this is one of the most remarkable videos online. A nuclear bomb being set off under the ocean waters. Watch until the end.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDMUekfOR-E

[terrets]

^Whos responsible for the underwater bomb? Assholes. Imagine how many fish that killed! Plus all the radiation..


Love the Gates and Jobs bit. Ahhahahha

[CoopKill]

Um, that would be us the USA...

[IPD]

^Whos responsible for the underwater bomb? Assholes. Imagine how many fish that killed! Plus all the radiation..


Love the Gates and Jobs bit. Ahhahahha

i suggest you find the movie "radio bikini" and study it thoroughly.

[CoopKill]

i suggest you find the movie "radio bikini" and study it thoroughly.

A very sad place for sure!

Just google the Bikini Atloll

[CoopKill]

Between 1946 and 1958 a total of 24 nuclear tests were conducted on this tiny island!

http://www.zmescience.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/bikini_bomb.jpg

http://library.umkc.edu/spec-col/ww2/postwarworld/images/96-655.gif

http://dreamchimney.com/tracks/artist_images/25878_image0_20100610_auto.jpg

http://www.vacationideasguide.com/images/diving/great-blue-hole-belize-1.jpg


The largest detonation was the "Bravo" blast in 1954 as part of Operation Castle. This remains the largest detonation ever conducted by the US.
http://dgely.com/Bikini/Nuclear%20Testing/Operation%20Castle/Bravo%20Blast%202.jpg

[IPD]

i mention "radio bikini" because i've watched it personally. i learned a great deal about the tests conducted there. sadly it's a page in our history that is not well publicized.

[CoopKill]

Burn baby Burn...

Such an awe-striking event, almost beautiful. Used for such devastation...

If interested there are all the clips and more at this website: http://www.nv.doe.gov/library/films/testfilms.aspx

[skater334]

2389

I greyed in the moon cause I thought it looked awesome.

[CoopKill]

2389

I greyed in the moon cause I thought it looked awesome.

Have that in higher res?

[skater334]

Have that in higher res?

Unforunately no.

[CoopKill]

Never mind it looks good on the desktop!

[NickS VR4]

http://www.vacationideasguide.com/images/diving/great-blue-hole-belize-1.jpg


That is not due to nuclear blasts.... I was reading about it last night when I saw the picture. Its a collapsed cave from the Ice Age.

[DK77]

There's no way a collapsed cave is that perfectly round.

[AdamVR4]

There's no way a collapsed cave is that perfectly round.

You say that like things in nature don't have symmetry.

Click this and browse...

sink hole - Google Search (http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=sink%20hole&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=896)

[enollava]

You say that like things in nature don't have symmetry.

Click this and browse...

sink hole - Google Search (http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=sink%20hole&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=896)

Darn, you beat me to what I was going to say. Every time I see a sinkhole on TV it is near perfectly round.

[Telionis]

http://www.vacationideasguide.com/images/diving/great-blue-hole-belize-1.jpg

/\ LOL. That's in the Atlantic, off the coast of Belize.

Great Blue Hole - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Blue_Hole)

[stealthee]

There's no way a collapsed cave is that perfectly round.

And an explosion is going to make a perfectly round hole? Riiiight.

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/peudc.png

[IPD]

http://i.imgur.com/peudc.png

excuse me while i smash my testicles with a hammer. i don't want any of my kids living in a world with idiots like that.

[onebadmollafolla]

Oh, God. This is hard to watch. Stay with it until she gets to the car...shit gets crazy.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqk1-q8gXcY&feature=player_embedded

[93STLTH]

^^^ Bob Barker retired the next day.... :D

[NickS VR4]

Wow.... I thought it was going to be 19,101

[onebadmollafolla]

For the phone junkies.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_HUYi9aVvI&feature=player_embedded



EDIT: Did some more looking. It's fake. I really wanted it to be true. :(

[DK77]

Seems the rules on The Price Is Right are a little bit lax.

[terrets]

Of course that videos not real. :) First off theres no lag between the phone and screen.. Second, those screens are have the video wired to them. Im sure you'd need a massive amount of interference to get through, if its even possible. :shrug:

I face palmed a few times to that facebook post and the price is right video. And loled.

[NickS VR4]

http://www.my3s.org/3si.jpg

[dpartinvr4]

^ lmao rotfl

[IPD]

http://www.my3s.org/3si.jpg

pmsl!

[onebadmollafolla]

:lol: I love rage comics.

http://i.imgur.com/y218x.png

[Telionis]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/14cb27a9-7512-4438-ac88-d069b41cde82.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/7ebeb81e-5f82-4575-8b73-6d6534ebb68d.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/c02aba96-7394-4e29-982d-492fa33f7b4f.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/demotivational-posters-drive-closer.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/demotivational-posters-pranks1.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/demotivational-posters-d-stands-for-douchebag.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/demotivational-posters-even-chuck-norris.jpg

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/problemjustusealogp1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/penguinleapoffaithp1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/2ofmyfavoriteanimalsp1.gif

[onebadmollafolla]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/problemjustusealogp1.gif

When did Jeremy buy a Chevy?

[R/T93]

:lol: I love rage comics.

http://i.imgur.com/y218x.png

That right there is a WINNER! Laughed bigtime.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

The log trailer is brilliant. *inserts into bag of tricks*

Jeremy

[Telionis]

Holy crap!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU1x8Ll62QE&hd=1

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/LLnFR.png

[IPD]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/7ebeb81e-5f82-4575-8b73-6d6534ebb68d.jpg

princess bride humor FTMFW.

[beepbeep]

princess bride humor FTMFW.


:lo5l:

ROUSes???

[CoopKill]

http://i.imgur.com/ihJFh.jpg

[sketch]

not particularly a demotivator, but as this thread doubles/triples as a useless banter/random stuff thread...

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1232364720_jessica%20alba%20-%20come%20to%20bed.gif

[Mikes2nd]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBY-0n4esNY

[Echo419]

not particularly a demotivator, but as this thread doubles/triples as a useless banter/random stuff thread...

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1232364720_jessica%20alba%20-%20come%20to%20bed.gif
I'd pick her up at the airport

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/Y8zBv.png

[sketch]

http://i.imgur.com/Y8zBv.png
ripoff from bash:
QDB: Quote #98450 (http://www.bash.org/?98450)

[sketch]

i present to you, the best home wiring job ever. of all time.

http://www.break.com/cue-the-cuervo/worst-automatic-garage-door-opener-installation-ever-2020629

[Ninja Performance]

i present to you, the best home wiring job ever. of all time.

http://www.break.com/cue-the-cuervo/worst-automatic-garage-door-opener-installation-ever-2020629

speechless

-Chris

[mh3kgt]

I wanna see how that guy does Christmas lights

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Until it got on the porch, I was like "I've seen worse", but then holy shit! People don't seem to understand the risk of that kind of nonsense.

Jeremy

[sketch]

had he just stretched it out, he could have made it double as a clothes hanger. it's perfectly safe IMO

[Ninja Performance]

Here is the "plumbing" under our house we purchased back in october. I just finished up replacing all of it with PEX. And it's nice and neat with a 3/4" trunk for hot and cold and dedicated 1/2" supplies cold and hot to each appliance (except WH that got 3/4" in/out of course)

http://www.import-power.com/gallery/d/15807-1/IMG_5689+_Custom_.JPG

Trap? What is that?
http://www.import-power.com/gallery/d/15804-1/IMG_5634+_Custom_.JPG

-Chris

[sketch]

looks legit to me

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Here is the "plumbing" under our house we purchased back in october. I just finished up replacing all of it with PEX. And it's nice and neat with a 3/4" trunk for hot and cold and dedicated 1/2" supplies cold and hot to each appliance (except WH that got 3/4" in/out of course)

http://www.import-power.com/gallery/d/15807-1/IMG_5689+_Custom_.JPG

Trap? What is that?
http://www.import-power.com/gallery/d/15804-1/IMG_5634+_Custom_.JPG

-Chris

Love the trap... :eek:

PEX rocks, that's the only way to go! Man do I love that stuff. If I didn't have all copper, I'd re-do mine.

Jeremy

[skater334]

not particularly a demotivator, but as this thread doubles/triples as a useless banter/random stuff thread...

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1232364720_jessica%20alba%20-%20come%20to%20bed.gif

My God.....she wouldn't have to tell me twice :w00t::evilbanana::leghump:

[onebadmollafolla]

Damn.

http://i.imgur.com/jLKLZ.gif

[mb7050]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ablNcskmvL4

[mb7050]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewxrNSOKFow&

[stealthee]

Damn.

http://i.imgur.com/jLKLZ.gif

That reminds me of this kid that used to race the V6 class at the local dirt track.

Last race of the year going into turn 3 he got bumped and went completely sideways to where he was adjacent with oncoming cars and somehow saved it. It was quite impressive for a FWD car.

[terrets]

Holy shit air! What a nice backflip. I rate it at a 9.6 of 10.

[DocWalt]

Damn.

http://i.imgur.com/jLKLZ.gif

Markko Martin, Rally GB. I forget which year... The onboard was insane, totally wrong line into the corner and he managed to save it. Same for the Gigi Galli Monte Carlo drift, wrong line and they saved it. So badass.

[mb7050]

dat gif is speeded up quite a bit

[stealthee]

Theres the vid


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TGO7WI1OM8

[mb7050]

hope its not repost,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NIQqBiwQCY

[CoopKill]

^^lmao^^

[bluefox1081]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBY-0n4esNY

Was hypnotized by the girl in the corner screens:w00t:...vid of just her?

[sketch]

the situation: the tsunami of comedy roasts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0W3fYO3wYY&feature=player_embedded

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/tCtj7.jpg


Reference: (Warning: Worst. Song. Ever.)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

[DuTTch]

Imperfectdarkness is a demotivator to stay on this site, hes just tiring, maybe I should do a poll whether we should keep him on this site.

[DuTTch]

Is there an ignore option on this site like 3si?

[onebadmollafolla]

Imperfectdarkness is a demotivator to stay on this site, hes just tiring, maybe I should do a poll whether we should keep him on this site.

Possibly, even better yet, take a step back from the green beer. Call it a hunch, or stupid luck, but I'm guessing you're in no condition to be posting.

[DuTTch]

hehe getting there, but I am onto something here though, I can make it a IPD and OBMF poll!

[onebadmollafolla]

hehe getting there, but I am onto something here though, I can make it a IPD and OBMF poll!

I may not agree with inperfect's demeanor or the way he carries himself at times, but I wouldn't. Trust me, this is the shit you'll regret tomorrow. Just get canned and go to the strip club and stay away from posting. :)

[IPD]

i think mark's still pissed that i call him out for antisemitism....but i'll help you out anyways.

duttch, left click my username on this post, scroll down to "ignore this member" and left click it; it's the third option from the top in the left column.

[IPD]

http://i.imgur.com/tCtj7.jpg


Reference: (Warning: Worst. Song. Ever.)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

not the worst song ever. close....but i think "why must i cry" still has it beat in spades.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY

[Roybatty]

not the worst song ever. close....but i think "why must i cry" still has it beat in spades.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY

LOL, Wtf...I made it 1/2 way...that WAS horrible.

Sent from my Eris using Tapatalk

[mh3kgt]

I am amazed at the lack of English skills kids have these days. That Friday video was horrible.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

I can't believe they are taking the time to flag every negative comment(nearly 10k comments)! Wow, uptight much?

Jeremy

[AgentOblivious]

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/188299_10150165057971055_178835736054_8682064_4682 270_n.jpg

[SilverBullet]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81374474/

[onebadmollafolla]

I can't believe they are taking the time to flag every negative comment(nearly 10k comments)! Wow, uptight much?

Jeremy

Fun...Fun...Fun...Fun...Fun

[Zaroth]

Reference: (Warning: Worst. Song. Ever.)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0


I think every generation just needs that 1 horrible song. I still remember the one from my childhood.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW3PFC86UNI

[IPD]

I think every generation just needs that 1 horrible song. I still remember the one from my childhood.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW3PFC86UNI

fuck you. dj jazzy jeff & the fresh prince are gods. i will fight you.

p.s.

let me guess, you're one of the 38 "dislikes" on youtube? rofl!

[onebadmollafolla]

Relevant to the video I posted (Friday):

http://i.imgur.com/7bkPs.gif

[sketch]

Relevant to the video I posted (Friday):

http://i.imgur.com/7bkPs.gif

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/25567403.png