DeMotivators

[green-lantern]

Really. :D Soon as I saw the still before the video loaded, I said "oh gawd, please don't let that be...annnd it's him. Shit." LOL.

He always does his own shots. Doesn't use a camera person.

Jeremy

He might want to start bringing somebody to dial 911 lol

[CoopKill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x85YYLuCY4

That may be Wingnut dropping by Vegas! :-) :lmao: :-)

Sent from the Man Cave!

*\( ^o^ )/*

[Alex3000gt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrqSYWfPwww

I really, really wish I could share information on this. Really.

[NickS VR4]

I really, really wish I could share information on this. Really.

Please do, I have a TSC, lol. Just PM me.

[onebadmollafolla]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahM47QB_t0k

:lol:

Since he's wearing a jacket, I am going to assume that water is pretty damn brisk! :lol:

[IPD]

Please do, I have a TSC, lol. Just PM me.

yeah. that seems like a secure means of communication. :p first, alex, you need to determine if nick has a "need to know" AND has the correct SCI clearance. then....MAYBE...pm each other with your SIPRNET emails. ;)

[green-lantern]

I really, really wish I could share information on this. Really.

I'm sure there is some you can share as in opinions etc.

[green-lantern]

Not Safe For Work Lyrics


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ82_3tGM3U

[NickS VR4]

yeah. that seems like a secure means of communication. :p first, alex, you need to determine if nick has a "need to know" AND has the correct SCI clearance. then....MAYBE...pm each other with your SIPRNET emails. ;)

Quiet. Obama says I'm authorized, so lets do this.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/hnUCeEJ.jpg

[CoopKill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUEu0O_oo0g

[onebadmollafolla]

One of our troops got this letter overseas. :lol:


As if being deployed for Valentines Day isn't bad enough... Thanks Donovan

http://i.imgur.com/hqkiZy0.jpg

[green-lantern]

Kiss cam :lol:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyfYodavAj8

[Vantage]

Kiss cam :lol:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyfYodavAj8

The SEC doesn't get it...

[green-lantern]

The SEC doesn't get it...

:Clap::lo5l::Bow:

[Vantage]

http://i.imgur.com/2Q584RP.gif

[CoopKill]

That'll hurt a rib err two... Brilliance can't be purchased.

[CoopKill]

:suspect:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Lb3kFwJRQ

[fastfalcon94]

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1012410_654618874580013_1444379791_n.jpg

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/GYK45MZ.gif



http://i.imgur.com/LyObxku.gif

[Echo419]

http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/fitboardimg/posts//2014/02/21/45494221/5307524e0cf2777a8aebde95.jpg

[TT Eric]

Dad films 6 min. of kids slipping!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGm3t3OCT7Y

Eric

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/Wxt9KYL.jpg

[green-lantern]

Dad films 6 min. of kids slipping!


Eric

:lol: that what great!!!

[TT Eric]

:lol: that what great!!!

Hard not to laugh, the guy has so much fun filming this!

Eric

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Dad films 6 min. of kids slipping!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGm3t3OCT7Y

Eric

http://i.imgur.com/NOECI0s.gif

[Alex3000gt]

A Haunted House Snaps Photos At The Scariest Moment Of The Tour... And I Can't Stop Laughing (http://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/130/A-Haunted-House-Snaps-Photos-At-The-Scariest-Moment-Of-The-Tour-And-I-Can-t-Stop-Laughing)

http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/851/4079/original.jpg
My favorite.



edit:

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1962605_588215537923355_2083566530_n.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ4UzYbmGyg

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[onebadmollafolla]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKO6G0pC0AM

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[onebadmollafolla]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loWFypHb48k

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[Vantage]

For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Burgundy will read!

[onebadmollafolla]

Had me in tears. :lol:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-dRLUBJpNY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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[RealMcCoy]

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1912454_662957903771711_673070291_n.jpg

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1/1800491_737784012908831_613441050_n.jpg

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/1743655_737357159618183_63417715_n.jpg

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1902717_740916422619569_879218294_n.jpg

[CoopKill]

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-NpQLY9Gaau4/UwmAls2sVCI/AAAAAAAAQhg/KgHduFY6rRo/s800/2014-02-22-20-55-41.png

[CoopKill]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/999089_10151750405072875_117285882_n.jpg

[Vantage]

http://i.imgur.com/q5vk9zM.jpg

[CoopKill]

:lmao: Have to watch tothe end. Tears are had, I'm leaking!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdA_T9UMKlg

[IPD]

15 min? no thanks.

[stealthee]

The mood swings are epic.

[CoopKill]

15 min? no thanks.

funnier than most movies in the last 5 years, your loss

[Street_Chally73]

I should have bought her flowers & held her hand...Oh look! A unicorn! :D

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/XaRZ5Yo.gif

Sent from my SCH-R970 using Tapatalk

[green-lantern]

A Haunted House Snaps Photos At The Scariest Moment Of The Tour... And I Can't Stop Laughing (http://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/130/A-Haunted-House-Snaps-Photos-At-The-Scariest-Moment-Of-The-Tour-And-I-Can-t-Stop-Laughing)



The bOOb grab :highfive:


http://www.sunnyskyz.com/uploads/2014/02/y1xcn-haunted-house-08.jpg

[TT Eric]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/awrdDRy_700b.jpg

Eric

[TT Eric]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aqmWOqZ_460sa.gif

Eric

[Echo419]

http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/fitboardimg/posts//2014/02/24/21175442/530b6dd80cf211c82a3d8d91.jpg

[green-lantern]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-fBgzwikA

[2fnloud]

:PicardFacepalm2: Man fatally shoots self during gun safety lesson - WNEM TV 5 (http://www.wnem.com/story/24808097/man-fatally-shoots-self-during-gun-safety-lesson):PicardFacepalm:

[NickS VR4]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aqmWOqZ_460sa.gif

Eric

Shit, if that wasn't a free dive, and he could stay down there, I'd wrestle that damn fish until I lost.

[NickS VR4]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-fBgzwikA

lol at 1:40ish. I was wondering when these people would wise up and get the hell away from there. The first couple minutes was driving me nuts with that guy walking near it with the constant explosions.

[stealthee]

lol at 1:40ish. I was wondering when these people would wise up and get the hell away from there. The first couple minutes was driving me nuts with that guy walking near it with the constant explosions.

It Russia. :dontknow:

[green-lantern]

lol at 1:40ish. I was wondering when these people would wise up and get the hell away from there. The first couple minutes was driving me nuts with that guy walking near it with the constant explosions.

lol the guy in the blue shirt? I was sitting there thinking "at least get on the other side of the wall!!!".

[j2k4]

As Gamble Rogers would have said, "He was flat ate-up with the dumbass..."

[RealMcCoy]

I have no hate for Mustangs.. But this is a great line :lol:

http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq114/1980bu/91D33F88-46F5-4346-A415-6D1B1A47BA8E_zps0u8vbg37.jpg

[stealthee]

http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq114/1980bu/E78EB5EB-D375-437F-BB21-B821EEE1B1F9_zpsczazfccg.jpg

[sergechronos]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/majwoody/IMG_53388125234820_zpsbb844fcc.jpeg

[sergechronos]

http://i.imgur.com/q5vk9zM.jpg

Disturbingly enough, my econ professor used this in class today as an example for a monopoly: a monopoly on jeans that don't bind when you roundhouse kick your way to the top.

[fastfalcon94]

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1/1779673_646332242098380_533776812_n.jpg

[sergechronos]

I blame that for why I'm so reluctant to sell parts off of the car until I get the replacement in.

[Vantage]

http://i.imgur.com/GA512uR.jpg

[Vantage]

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x42/Glockholiday/hircut.jpg

[Vantage]

http://i.imgur.com/wCpbZkN.gif

[TT Eric]

http://s.quickmeme.com/img/3b/3bcfabc04e66ccebbeffa6b7f6ee1041951cd6ef7ff8b4e2e0 5ed38e5d001053.jpg

Eric

[DocWalt]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/el59z5ibxzphocdze1qg.gif

[IPD]

http://s.quickmeme.com/img/3b/3bcfabc04e66ccebbeffa6b7f6ee1041951cd6ef7ff8b4e2e0 5ed38e5d001053.jpg

Eric

that's the least they could do after de facto sanctioning their daughter attending this concert in the first place. my god, the only thing worse would have been bieber.

[TT Eric]

This is REALLY demotivator... serioulsy WTF is going on in the USA !???? I rarely go to Walmart, but I never seen something, even remotely, close to this in Canada. And why there is so much bearded guys wearing women's clothes ?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghrDIQ-K8mg

Eric

[Chris@Rvengeperformance]

I won't say it is that bad around here, but if you go to wal-mart during work hours you kinda have to be prepared to have your IQ decreased. It is better to spend 30% more at a real grocery store. You gotta remember there may be as many people below the average IQ as there are above it.

[IPD]

i haven't shopped at wally world in years.

[stealthee]

I only go to Wally World to get stuff that no other store around here carries.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

serioulsy WTF is going on in the USA !????[/video]

Eric

http://i.imgur.com/K8rcC.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

This is REALLY demotivator... serioulsy WTF is going on in the USA !???? I rarely go to Walmart, but I never seen something, even remotely, close to this in Canada. And why there is so much bearded guys wearing women's clothes ?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghrDIQ-K8mg

Eric


I am sure it depends on the area in which the Wal-Mart is located and what demographic lies within that area. The Wal-Mart I go to (which isn't often) has pretty ordinary people. It's still nice to go to Target as it is just nicer but the Wal-Mart nearest me isn't bad. I am sure that if you went to the Wal-Mart in far northeast Omaha you find a much more unsavory crowd of customers. That piled with the shear number of Wal-Marts and the hand picked worst of the worst and that's what you come up with in that video! :lol:

[IPD]

I only go to Wally World to get stuff that no other store around here carries.

Such as?

I've migrated to buying 95% of non grocery items online. The only kind of stuff I used to buy at wally world was throw-away clothing I used to use for work.

[IPD]

Court: School can ban US flag shirts for safety (http://bigstory.ap.org/article/court-school-can-ban-us-flag-shirts-safety)

you now have to apologize for being a patriotic AMERICAN...WITHIN the borders of the USA. Words cannot express how much my blood is boiling right now.

[VR-4 0wnz j00]

Such as?

I've migrated to buying 95% of non grocery items online. The only kind of stuff I used to buy at wally world was throw-away clothing I used to use for work.

Ammo. Seriously, buying in bulk still isn't reasonable yet.

[IPD]

Ammo. Seriously, buying in bulk still isn't reasonable yet.

And wally world has ammo and your local gun-shop doesn't?

[stealthee]

Such as?

I've migrated to buying 95% of non grocery items online. The only kind of stuff I used to buy at wally world was throw-away clothing I used to use for work.

Their Great Value brand buttermilk ranch dressing as well as Maruchen hot and spicy beef "cup of noddles."

I usually go to Shop N Save to buy most of my groceries to get the fuel perks.

[Echo419]

I go out into the wilderness to kill and harvest my food like a real man.

[sergechronos]

I go out into the wilderness to kill and harvest my food like a real man.

Can't recall the last time I saw a double bacon cheeseburger out in the wilderness. :D

At any rate, I think a large part of it is a product of area. In a bigger city with more buying options, the more affluent can likely afford to go else where and even a lot of the normal folks can find other places to go to keep to a budget so they avoid Walmart. Alternatively in a smaller (or poorer) town, Walmart may literally be the only option for 60 miles to get some things. The tiny town in KY my older sister lives in is kinda like that..They have a gun store and a grocery store, but the grocery store carries just the bare essentials. Walmart at 10 miles away carries everything else that they may need or want, without having to drive an hour each way. While her situation is a bit more extreme compared to most, some smaller towns that may be all that they have because of competition being forced out of business or proximity to a public transit system or whatever.

Of course, sheer numbers of Walmarts across the country means that there's a large pool of potential People of Walmart to do something crazy or stupid and get their picture taken. (48xx Walmarts in the US this year.)

[NickS VR4]

I go out into the wilderness to kill and harvest my food like a real man.


Can't recall the last time I saw a double bacon cheeseburger out in the wilderness. :D

Maybe by "wilderness", he means the "Outback"?

[IPD]

mmmmmmm....Alice Springs Chicken.....DROOOOOOOL.....

[HilbillyHomeboy]

I go to Wal-Mart constantly. Considering there is one not 100 yards from my house, yeah, I'm not going to go out of my way to shop somewhere else... I do go to Target, Kroger, etc., but easily 95% of my basic goods come from Wal Mart.

Jeremy

[Echo419]

Alternatively in a smaller (or poorer) town, Walmart may literally be the only option for 60 miles to get some things. The tiny town in KY my older sister lives in is kinda like that..They have a gun store and a grocery store, but the grocery store carries just the bare essentials. Walmart at 10 miles away carries everything else that they may need or want, without having to drive an hour each way. While her situation is a bit more extreme compared to most, some smaller towns that may be all that they have because of competition being forced out of business or proximity to a public transit system or whatever.

true. there are several town down here that Wal-Mart is literally the only thing for many miles and they all load up on sunday or once a month with everything they're going to need for a long time.

Maybe by "wilderness", he means the "Outback"?
sussh! :suspect:

[IPD]

I go to Wal-Mart constantly. Considering there is one not 100 yards from my house, yeah, I'm not going to go out of my way to shop somewhere else... I do go to Target, Kroger, etc., but easily 95% of my basic goods come from Wal Mart.

Jeremy

You need better standards. :)

Where do I buy? Headphones? Amazon. Computer? Newegg. Bike parts? Ebay/Amazon/etc. Shirts? Ebay/Amazon. Shoes? Ebay or sporting goods. Mp3 Player? Ebay. PC games? Steam. Cars? Ebay/AutoTrader (both times I bought a 3kgt).

Just not enough selection at a big-box retailer for me. And since 99% of everything is made in China these days...why not compare online?

[sergechronos]

Where do I buy? Cars? Ebay/AutoTrader (both times I bought a 3kgt).


You can get those at Walmart now? :D

[HilbillyHomeboy]

You need better standards. :)

Where do I buy? Headphones? Amazon. Computer? Newegg. Bike parts? Ebay/Amazon/etc. Shirts? Ebay/Amazon. Shoes? Ebay or sporting goods. Mp3 Player? Ebay. PC games? Steam. Cars? Ebay/AutoTrader (both times I bought a 3kgt).

Just not enough selection at a big-box retailer for me. And since 99% of everything is made in China these days...why not compare online?

While you're waiting for your stuff to ship, I'm already enjoying mine. Like you said, it all comes from China, so...

In any event, I don't spend a lot on "stuff". I don't need much, at this point in life. Already bought it all, years ago.

Buying clothes at ebay, now, eh? So, you graduated from the thrift shop? Congrats. :D

Jeremy

[krbaum]

It also depends on what time of the month you go to walmart. Even the clercks told me not to come at the begining of the month.

[Vantage]

Buying clothes at ebay, now, eh? So, you graduated from the thrift shop? Congrats. :D

Jeremy

http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000038526133-mo75z6-crop.jpg?435a760

[IPD]

Thrift shop is my #1 go-to place for clothes. Unfortunately i'm in ZE FAZHERLAND, so finding a good thrift-store is kinda hard. All of my sweaters and jeans that I bought prior to PCS'ing came from Goodwill. ;)

Nothing I want is so urgent that I have to settle for "what's in stock" as opposed to buying what I truly want online. :D

[Echo419]

It also depends on what time of the month you go to walmart. Even the clercks told me not to come at the begining of the month.
because that's when that gov't check comes in. ;)

[HilbillyHomeboy]

because that's when that gov't check comes in. ;)

Yelp. Place is beyond insane at the 1st of the month.

Jeremy

[onebadmollafolla]

A little hard on the brakes for driving on carpet.

http://i.imgur.com/oW1KxmQ.gif

[green-lantern]

:lmao:

[green-lantern]

because that's when that gov't check comes in. ;)


Yelp. Place is beyond insane at the 1st of the month.

Jeremy

I was planning on going tonight :lo5l: maybe not

[RealMcCoy]

I was planning on going tonight :lo5l: maybe not

I don't have a proper zoo within 300 miles of me. Wally world is the next best thing around here.....

[RealMcCoy]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/q71/1610092_3897088282035_412869428_n.jpg

http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20140219/funny_demotivational_posters_03.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1960053_602006819887604_484570183_n.jpg

[93STLTH]

I don't have a proper zoo within 300 miles of me. Wally world is the next best thing around here.....

Yeah, but how long can you look at just wildebeest, hippos and elephants?

[Vantage]

http://i.imgur.com/Gm4c8sK.jpg

[fastfalcon94]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1653942_10152053816091840_1929036751_n.jpg

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wngsO-Z4n7A

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/I1aqex8.gif

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/NGgYBCI.gif

[Vantage]

^was just on my way to post that!

[green-lantern]

http://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/snowplow.gif?w=1000

[Primus101]

^staged

[green-lantern]

Why?........................................

[Vantage]

Why?........................................

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/b6/b63bc7bb408fde8437de99f024b845363867140cefef25f1df e1a9a021eda00c.jpg

[RealMcCoy]

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/1505513_746217028756175_1842114485_n.jpg

https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1512516_604305502975921_968159460_n.jpg

https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/q71/1794562_10151874321777136_1571197191_n.jpg

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1/1896788_745295352181676_1494338546_n.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/9a80KiI.jpg

[green-lantern]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swmuqGWgZCc

[Vantage]

http://i.imgur.com/2TzB4mr.gif

[HilbillyHomeboy]

^You must be young. "Magic Sand" has been around since the 70's.

Jeremy

[Vantage]

^You must be young. "Magic Sand" has been around since the 70's.

Jeremy

I barely made it in time to catch the last couple years of the Cold War...

[HilbillyHomeboy]

I figured. :D Had a good LOL over the oohing and ahhing of that hydrophobic sand today. I thought, dafuq? it's just magic sand....ooh that's right the average here (where that gif came from) is about 17, they wouldn't have ever seen this. :D

Jeremy

[Vantage]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i02wDBsgvvI

[green-lantern]

:eek5: Holy hell!!!!!!!!!!

[CoopKill]

^You must be young. "Magic Sand" has been around since the 70's.

JeremyYeah it had a weird name like "Windowpane", and "Purple Haze"!

[IPD]

da fuq is that zsu 23-4 operator doing?

[Vantage]

da fuq is that zsu 23-4 operator doing?

Looks like they had a malfunction coupled with a runaway gun. Once they go to fire the second burst, something catches on fire and then the thing goes crazy, lol.

[Unlogic]

da fuq is that zsu 23-4 operator doing?

Isn't that a 9K22 Tunguska (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9K22_Tunguska)?

The tower looks smaller than on the old zsu.

[IPD]

shitty video. hard to tell..but looked like 4 barrel to me.

[green-lantern]

^You must be young. "Magic Sand" has been around since the 70's.

Jeremy

I remember that shit. Pour it in water, take it out and funs over. next!

[sergechronos]

How high did you guys have to be to find that entertaining? Between this and pet rocks as a fad, I am seriously worried about the mental state of people who grew up in the 70s

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[green-lantern]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK3zJ0-a1oI

If you haven't seen it yet.

[Vantage]

How high did you guys have to be to find that entertaining? Between this and pet rocks as a fad, I am seriously worried about the mental state of people who grew up in the 70s

Sent from my XT1080 using Tapatalk

You mean like the majority of those in Congress?

[sergechronos]

I'd say something about them, but you shouldn't pick on those who are differently abled. And also this isn't a political thread. :p



But yes.

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[HilbillyHomeboy]

How high did you guys have to be to find that entertaining? Between this and pet rocks as a fad, I am seriously worried about the mental state of people who grew up in the 70s

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Considering it's being posted now(as well as reposted on the net at least once weekly for the last few months), and young'ns are reveling in the "sorcery"...seems it's still mildly interesting.

Also, because...

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/argument-is-invalid-meme-37.jpg?w=500&h=572

[j2k4]

How high did you guys have to be to find that entertaining? Between this and pet rocks as a fad, I am seriously worried about the mental state of people who grew up in the 70s

Sent from my XT1080 using Tapatalk

Behave.

We aren't asking you to explain gangsta pants. :p

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Behave.

We aren't asking you to explain gangsta britches. :p

FTFY :D

Jeremy

[sergechronos]

Behave.

We aren't asking you to explain gangsta breeches. :p

http://officeforward.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/aVhvR.jpg

While I'm not familiar with gangsta pants, or a wearer of them, I don't see what's in need of explanation. All pretty straightforward.

[CoopKill]

Hell all the cool stuff was outlawed due to the new generation's need for protection against thing that (may) be harmful. Like, oh I don't know, leaving the house?

Who remembers Pop Rocks? Not that pussy wannabe reproduction of them, the real thing. The little koolaide packet sized awesomeness that with a little ingenuity could be made into a bomb/rocket/exploding volcano, and a few other things that will not be mentioned here. :suspect:

[HilbillyHomeboy]

I remember!

I may, or may not, have acquired a still in the box set of Jarts not long ago, also... :suspect:

Jeremy

[sergechronos]

Hell all the cool stuff was outlawed due to the new generation's need for protection against thing that (may) be harmful. Like, oh I don't know, leaving the house?


If I may point out, it would be the parents of the new generation who have felt the need to ban everything and give everyone a trophy. Which would be people from the 70s and 80s.

[Vantage]

Hell all the cool stuff was outlawed due to the new generation's need for protection against thing that (may) be harmful. Like, oh I don't know, leaving the house?



I remember!

I may, or may not, have acquired a still in the box set of Jarts not long ago, also... :suspect:

Jeremy

http://mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_640x430/public/lawn-darts-ban_5.jpg

:lol:

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Yep, who knew throwing a heavy metal dart blindly over your house might cause a problem. All because of one California douchebag they're banned from (new, retail) sale. :rolleyes:

Funny thing is you can still buy them in Canada...go figure. It is, however, illegal to transfer them to the States.

Jeremy

[CoopKill]

Bullfrog target practice!

[stealthee]

Last summer my brother had some people over for a picnic and a buddy of ours brought some Jarts. We had a blast playing. It was the first time I had played since I was a kid. The guy who brought them and I were on a team and we kicked everyone's asses. LOL

[sergechronos]

Yep, who knew throwing a heavy metal dart blindly over your house might cause a problem. All because of one California douchebag they're banned from (new, retail) sale. :rolleyes:

Funny thing is you can still buy them in Canada...go figure. It is, however, illegal to transfer them to the States.

Jeremy

Canada eh? How aboot dat? Land of the free and home of the maple syrup.

[TT Eric]

^You must be young. "Magic Sand" has been around since the 70's.

Jeremy

Oh I remember that! Long time no see though!

Eric

[GTOJOE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK3zJ0-a1oI

If you haven't seen it yet.

Nice Holden Commodore lol.

Anyway moving on.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=db4_1393931519

Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk

[IPD]

How high did you guys have to be to find that entertaining? Between this and pet rocks as a fad, I am seriously worried about the mental state of people who grew up in the 70s

Sent from my XT1080 using Tapatalk

This surprises you? The 70's immediately followed the 60's...where all people wanted to do was get hopped up on enough illicit compounds to see trees melt and rocks move in technicolor.

[IPD]

Nice Holden Commodore lol.

Anyway moving on.

LiveLeak.com - Why you shouldn't Buy Cars in Poland (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=db4_1393931519)

Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk

reminds me of the original bumper on my car.

[sergechronos]

This surprises you? The 70's immediately followed the 60's...where all people wanted to do was get hopped up on enough illicit compounds to see trees melt and rocks move in technicolor.

Damnit Thadd, you are NOT allowed to be the voice of reason. You stop that.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/majwoody/696553_zps5e056fa6.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/majwoody/696814_zpsdb8519d1.jpg

[green-lantern]

I remember!

I may, or may not, have acquired a still in the box set of Jarts not long ago, also... :suspect:

Jeremy

I bet they’re worth a few bucks now.

[anyonebutme]

I have a set of large lawn darts........wonder how much they are worth...

[green-lantern]

Well they don't appear to be on ebay but I found this cool shirt lol


http://thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/pict/130608328213_26.jpg

[anyonebutme]

I like it, lol.

[sergechronos]

I have a set of large lawn darts........wonder how much they are worth...

With the right beverages, they're worth one trip to the ER :D


Well they don't appear to be on ebay but I found this cool shirt lol


http://thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/pict/130608328213_26.jpg

You wouldn't find them on eBay because eBay prohibits the listing of toys and games that have been recalled or are no longer available in the US due to safety risks IIRC.

[anyonebutme]

craigslist from $70-125 here, but probably not selling for that price.

[IPD]

GARDEN GIANT LAWN DARTS SET - 2013 MODEL (WEIGHTED STEEL TIPS) - BRAND NEW | eBay (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GARDEN-GIANT-LAWN-DARTS-SET-2013-MODEL-WEIGHTED-STEEL-TIPS-BRAND-NEW-/121069817870?pt=UK_Toys_Games_Outdoor_Toys_Garden_ Games_Activities_LE&hash=item1c3052d00e)

shop around. find someone local who can get them, and forward them. ;) just don't write "lawn darts" on the customs form. :D

[95gto]

GARDEN GIANT LAWN DARTS SET - 2013 MODEL (WEIGHTED STEEL TIPS) - BRAND NEW | eBay (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GARDEN-GIANT-LAWN-DARTS-SET-2013-MODEL-WEIGHTED-STEEL-TIPS-BRAND-NEW-/121069817870?pt=UK_Toys_Games_Outdoor_Toys_Garden_ Games_Activities_LE&hash=item1c3052d00e)

shop around. find someone local who can get them, and forward them. ;) just don't write "lawn darts" on the customs form. :D

aerodynamic tent stakes it is then.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

GARDEN GIANT LAWN DARTS SET - 2013 MODEL (WEIGHTED STEEL TIPS) - BRAND NEW | eBay (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GARDEN-GIANT-LAWN-DARTS-SET-2013-MODEL-WEIGHTED-STEEL-TIPS-BRAND-NEW-/121069817870?pt=UK_Toys_Games_Outdoor_Toys_Garden_ Games_Activities_LE&hash=item1c3052d00e)

shop around. find someone local who can get them, and forward them. ;) just don't write "lawn darts" on the customs form. :D

Yard sale is a better option. ;) By the time you spend all that money on shipping, the cost is most likely gonna be up there.

Jeremy

[green-lantern]

With the right beverages, they're worth one trip to the ER :D



You wouldn't find them on eBay because eBay prohibits the listing of toys and games that have been recalled or are no longer available in the US due to safety risks IIRC.

:lo5l:

I figured but thought I'd look.


GARDEN GIANT LAWN DARTS SET - 2013 MODEL (WEIGHTED STEEL TIPS) - BRAND NEW | eBay (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GARDEN-GIANT-LAWN-DARTS-SET-2013-MODEL-WEIGHTED-STEEL-TIPS-BRAND-NEW-/121069817870?pt=UK_Toys_Games_Outdoor_Toys_Garden_ Games_Activities_LE&hash=item1c3052d00e)

shop around. find someone local who can get them, and forward them. ;) just don't write "lawn darts" on the customs form. :D

That's a remake, would be cooler to have old school


aerodynamic tent stakes it is then.

:lol:


Yard sale is a better option. ;) By the time you spend all that money on shipping, the cost is most likely gonna be up there.

Jeremy

By the time you found them at a yard sale you would probably run out 1000 bucks in gas and 10 years of your life. I've never seen a set at a yard sale, I'd pick them up if I did.

[green-lantern]

BTW I think Canada just passed the USA in coolness. Selling lawn darts almost makes up for the shitty bands.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

By the time you found them at a yard sale you would probably run out 1000 bucks in gas and 10 years of your life. I've never seen a set at a yard sale, I'd pick them up if I did.

Not suggesting to make it your life's fucking mission! :lo5l: I don't frequent yard sales, but I'm sure they're out there. Estate sales, etc.

And yeah, those ebay darts are lame. Jarts or gtfo.

Jeremy

[dbest671]

Regent jarts for sale - Yakaz For sale (http://for-sale.yakaz.com/regent-jarts-for-sale)
Vintage Regent Jarts Original Yard Darts Game in Box (http://springfieldil.craigslist.org/tad/4278570714.html)

[CoopKill]

Regent jarts for sale - Yakaz For sale (http://for-sale.yakaz.com/regent-jarts-for-sale)
Vintage Regent Jarts Original Yard Darts Game in Box (http://springfieldil.craigslist.org/tad/4278570714.html)

Nice to see you have been let out of FB for a minute, thanks!

[sergechronos]

Thanks a lot April..Now the new GNC motto can be "It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye..Then it's a new game: Find the eye!"

[dbest671]

Nice to see you have been let out of FB for a minute, thanks!

LOL, FB= facebook... I'm like never on facebook.

[IPD]

chripes, jeremy. that was the very first link i found on ebay uk. if i was deadset on finding lawn darts, i'm sure sharts, jarts, or whatever could easily be found.

ffs, i spent $300 shipping a $100 bicycle to me from austrailia....because not available in northern hemisphere. if you want something bad enough, you can get it.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

The Jarts that I got...when they were unearthed from a garage attic, the 1st thing my 22 year old nephew, who is Army studying to be a helicopter pilot, does? Yep, throw one straight up in the air over his head. :rolleyes:

Jeremy

[green-lantern]

Not suggesting to make it your life's fucking mission! :lo5l: I don't frequent yard sales, but I'm sure they're out there. Estate sales, etc.

And yeah, those ebay darts are lame. Jarts or gtfo.

Jeremy

Just saying, it probably won't happen.


Thanks a lot April..Now the new GNC motto can be "It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye..Then it's a new game: Find the eye!"

More like crack a skull

[sergechronos]

Just saying, it probably won't happen.



More like crack a skull

Probably more like hide the body really..

[green-lantern]

:lo5l:

[Vantage]

http://i.imgur.com/hZuCc.gif

[IPD]

i feel bad for that pedestrian.

[Vantage]

http://i.imgur.com/GbRvEsj.gif

[Chris@Rvengeperformance]

http://i.imgur.com/GbRvEsj.gif

Note to self, if holding someone at gun point with shotgun do not get close enough they can reach it or be prepared to pull the trigger if they attempt to disarm you.

[green-lantern]

i feel bad for that pedestrian.

+1 wow

[IPD]

Note to self, if holding someone at gun point with shotgun do not get close enough they can reach it or be prepared to pull the trigger if they attempt to disarm you.

that's pretty much how you know it's a rookie. a pro doesn't need to prod someone with it. if you're within 25 feet of the business end of a shotgun, you're going to get f'd up.

[Vantage]

http://i.imgur.com/jMwSVQP.gif

http://i.imgur.com/nC3EswK.gif

[NickS VR4]

Here's a demotivator. Wife and I never traveled together out of the country. We have been talking about this trip for years, finally leaving on Saturday for Italy with the 7mo old baby. This is basically our 2 year to late honeymoon.

She's positive for strep, I'm showing all the signs, feel like absolute crap, and i'm out of town on business, coming back tomorrow. We expect the baby to be getting sick any day now.

Trying to figure out what to do, I have way too much stuff booked to switch stuff around. Probably leaving the baby with the in-laws, in case she gets sick, it will be an easy trip to the doctor.

[Echo419]

you were going to take a 7mo old baby to Italy?! why?

p.s. sry about your aids. :(

[green-lantern]

Trying to figure out what to do, I have way too much stuff booked to switch stuff around. Probably leaving the baby with the in-laws, in case she gets sick, it will be an easy trip to the doctor.

I'd do that anyway, I know that's hard to be away from the baby but this is "our honeymoon". Baby can put the brakes on any romance, not to mention it might be best to stay away from baby to avoid getting it sick.

ps sorry about your AIDS

[HilbillyHomeboy]

I'm with the guys above me.

ps good luck with the SARS.

Jeremy

[Vantage]

I'm with them. ^^

ps srry about your bird flu

[NickS VR4]

So we called our pediatrician, he says that baby's don't really get strep before age 2. We should be safe. Also my wife breastfeeds the baby, and would worry about her while we were gone.

So far, I'm loaded up with meds. Motrin, Tylenol, Antibiotics, vitamin C, lots of water, and chicken noodle soup. Have a sinus rinse for later as well and pseudoephedrine. Feeling much better now, hopefully it lasts, not 100%, but about 80%.

Anyhow, my swine-hiv-herpes is starting to go away.

[Vantage]

So far, I'm loaded up with meds. Motrin, Tylenol, Anti-biotis, vitamin C, lots of water, and chicken noodle soup. Have a sinus rinse for later as well and pseudoephedrine.

http://i.imgur.com/JDQNp12.gif

[Bloodlust182]

I rarely comment in here, but I love reading about the crazy stuff that comes up in here. Keep the shenanigans up. P.S. Sorry about your aids.....

[Chris@Rvengeperformance]

wow, came to this page and really thought he had aids, was sad.

[Vantage]

http://i.imgur.com/P56dHII.jpg

[sergechronos]

that's pretty much how you know it's a rookie. a pro doesn't need to prod someone with it. if you're within 25 feet of the business end of a shotgun, you're going to get f'd up.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/majwoody/1654228_431133357020841_1657552141_n_zps5bef2476.j pg

[stealthee]

http://images.dailydawdle.com/best-of-funny-consipracy-keanu-meme1.jpg

[green-lantern]

http://i.imgur.com/P56dHII.jpg

environut says

Republican ship brakes apart polar bears home

Bear tries to stop it

They use their polar melter to stop bear

Bear is going down with the rapid melting cap

Buy carbon credits before bear dies!

[sergechronos]

environut says

Republican ship brakes apart polar bears home

Bear tries to stop it

They use their polar melter to stop bear

Bear is going down with the rapid melting cap

Buy carbon credits before bear dies!

What you're really seeing here is solid evidence that animals are better than people are.

[green-lantern]

What you're really seeing here is solid evidence that animals are better than people are.

Not the point I was going for but yeah that's true. At least their honest

[sergechronos]

Not the point I was going for but yeah that's true. At least their honest

And the only thing an animal has tried to guilt me into buying is cigarettes cause they'll make me as cool as a Camel :suspect:

[green-lantern]

And the only thing an animal has tried to guilt me into buying is cigarettes cause they'll make me as cool as a Camel :suspect:

You forget those backstabbing cows that want you to eat mor cheken

[sergechronos]

I know..Those bastards. I'm trying to eat all the cows Paul, I really am..BUT I'M ONLY ONE MAN!

[stealthee]

Give me bacon.

[sergechronos]

http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/257125i6B387EEECF42AAAF/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1

[stealthee]

Bacon wrapped chicken

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-07z9fbUxnvg/UJxnneyE3GI/AAAAAAAAI2Y/bMDaN2mcdF4/s1600/Bacon+Wrapped+chicken+strips2.jpg

[green-lantern]

Give me bacon.

I think the pigs are behind that race war anyway,

I'd give up cow and cheken to keep bacon......coincidence i think not

[stealthee]

I could give up cow, if I could still have deer.

[sergechronos]

Bacon wrapped chicken

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-07z9fbUxnvg/UJxnneyE3GI/AAAAAAAAI2Y/bMDaN2mcdF4/s1600/Bacon+Wrapped+chicken+strips2.jpg

How dare you post this without posting a recipe. Unacceptable.

Ever had grilled bacon? Delicious if done properly.

[stealthee]

I just found that pic with a quick google search.

As for bacon, I love bacon wihen it is soft and chewy. The best way to make bacon is in the microwave.

[green-lantern]

I could give up cow, if I could still have deer.

Don't sell yourself short Bryan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://workout-lifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/improvKitchen_howToCookBacon_00.jpg

Screw deer.......not for real

[green-lantern]

As for bacon, I love bacon wihen it is soft and chewy. The best way to make bacon is in the Oven.



Fixed

[NickS VR4]

What you're really seeing here is solid evidence that animals are better than people are.

http://i.imgur.com/3lF1K0K.jpg

My dog, when she was basically a puppy. Smart dog. My wife was holding up the box spring to one of the beds, while I was putting the bed frame under it. The dog (named Ginger), walked up to it, stood up and put it against her back to assist my wife. Had to stop and take a picture.

[sergechronos]

Actually, I prefer my bacon on a skillet all nice and crispy..

[TT4ME]

As for bacon, I love bacon when it is soft and chewy. The best way to make bacon is in the microwave.


Wrong. George Foreman FTW.

[sergechronos]

My only issue with the Foreman, or at least on the lesser models: Lack of a controllable heat.

Picked up a Cuisinart Griddler and love it. It has been my go to device for cooking most stuff here in the apartment.

[stealthee]

If you like soft chewy bacon, make it in the microwave. You will thank me.

The 3sPA meets I went to I was put in charge of making the bacon because everyone loved it.

[sergechronos]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0zJSgHDnpw

[Vantage]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1780855_627974323940631_1320208324_n.jpg

[IPD]

sorry about you getting the clap, nick. i myself have not yet been to italy. soon, i hope.

i hate chewy bacon. i want it crisp, not burnt & crunchy. unfortunately, there's almost no good burger joints over here (the patties are worse than mcdonalds), and the one REALLY GOOD burger place i go to serves bacon that's really just ham.

i'd be making my own burgers, but since we're 240v over here, i left my foreman grill in the states.

[sergechronos]

sorry about you getting the clap, nick. i myself have not yet been to italy. soon, i hope.

i hate chewy bacon. i want it crisp, not burnt & crunchy. unfortunately, there's almost no good burger joints over here (the patties are worse than mcdonalds), and the one REALLY GOOD burger place i go to serves bacon that's really just ham.

i'd be making my own burgers, but since we're 240v over here, i left my foreman grill in the states.

You have my sympathies. Burgers are one of my favorite meals..As is bacon. (And yes, bacon is a meal unto itself)

I've actually gotten pretty adept at making them just in a frying pan, which was a big step for me as before about 2 years ago I would always fire up the charcoal grill. There's something to be said for both ways. The charcoal grill has an excellent smokey taste, but the frying pan can give a nice kind of crust to it as well. I just try a lot of different things (as I can afford) but usually go back to steak burgers, ranch burgers or sriracha burgers.

[onebadmollafolla]

Granite City thick cut brunch bacon that isn't chewy nor brittle is the best. Followed with a bloody mary and 7 or 8 mimosas to wash it down, you're in heaven.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Granite City thick cut brunch bacon that isn't chewy nor brittle is the best. Followed with a bloody mary and 7 or 8 mimosas to wash it down, you're in heaven...

..and eventually the bathroom, barking like a seal.

Jeremy

[green-lantern]

http://i.imgur.com/kFt7u8z.gif

[green-lantern]

If you like soft chewy bacon, make it in the microwave. You will thank me.

The 3sPA meets I went to I was put in charge of making the bacon because everyone loved it.

I got one of these

http://www.seenontvproducts.net/baconwave/Bacon%20Wave.jpg

There is no such thing as bad bacon but in a pan or in the oven is the way to go.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

There is no such thing as bad bacon

/discussion

[onebadmollafolla]

..and eventually the bathroom, barking like a seal.

Jeremy

Hahaha, happened ONE time!

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/ufLGN0s.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

http://dudefoods.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/MacAndCheeseBaconWeaveTaco1.jpg

http://dudefoods.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/MacAndCheeseBaconWeaveTaco2.jpg

Sent from my SCH-R970 using Tapatalk

[HilbillyHomeboy]

That looks spectacular. Way too much effort for my lazy ass, but I'll bet it's phenomenal.

Jeremy

[Echo419]

I can feel my arteries clog up just looking at that. :lol:

[green-lantern]

I can feel my arteries clog up just looking at that. :lol:

what? it's got lettuce on it :dontknow2:

[sergechronos]

2 pounds of bacon and meat and cheese...2 leaves of lettuce. Seems good to me.


http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/funny-jelly-beans-belly-more-colorful-diet-healthy-nailed-it-pics.jpg

[IPD]

1. home depot doesn't ship to APO.

2. all i needed from amazon was a rubber exhaust hanger/insulator. then i found out that shipping to APO costs more than the part costs...whereas lower 48 shipping was $2.

i am so sick and tired of the "we support the troops" bullshit from these companies that are just spewing words.

[J-Groove]

1. home depot doesn't ship to APO.

2. all i needed from amazon was a rubber exhaust hanger/insulator. then i found out that shipping to APO costs more than the part costs...whereas lower 48 shipping was $2.

i am so sick and tired of the "we support the troops" bullshit from these companies that are just spewing words.

Shipping to an APO IS MORE EXPENSIVE. It is not the company trying to gouge you, it is the USPS.

They make it harder and more expensive to ship to. Not the other way around.

-John

[Echo419]

government. F*CK YEAH!

[Vantage]

government. F*CK YEAH!

They're here to help.

[green-lantern]

They're here to help.

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs32/i/2008/206/f/1/KY_Jelly____now_in_bulk_by_SleepyTim.jpg

[IPD]

Shipping to an APO IS MORE EXPENSIVE. It is not the company trying to gouge you, it is the USPS.

They make it harder and more expensive to ship to. Not the other way around.

-John

lies. it costs just as much to ship to APO as it does to ship USPS anywhere in the lower 48.

second of all, a 5 ounce item doesn't cost $8 to ship via USPS.

[dbest671]

Why do people assume the seller is going to eat the cost of packaging? Bubblewrap, boxes, printer ink for labels, that shit not free. Not to mention the PITA custom forms you have to fill out to ship to a APO. The last time I shipped to one, Germany, it was more expensive than the lower 48.

[Vantage]

Why do people assume the seller is going to eat the cost of packaging? Bubblewrap, boxes, printer ink for labels, that shit not free. Not to mention the PITA custom forms you have to fill out to ship to a APO. The last time I shipped to one, Germany, it was more expensive than the lower 48.

He's saying, I believe, that it shouldn't cost more to ship to an APO than it does anywhere else in the CONUS because the package is simply delivered to a location in the states, at which point it is turned over to the military, who sends it overseas to the address on their dime, not the shippers. And custom forms take all of about a minute to fill out...

[DrGonzo]

Customs form take a couple seconds to fill out. Write the person's name, their address and declare the item. That is all.

I print mine out online: https://cns.usps.com/cfo/ShippingInformationAction_input

[dbest671]

I did print my shipping labels out online, from USPS... and it never said anything about customs forms. A few years ago it wasn't like that, because I shipped something to an APO and it didn't require a customs form. And the PO worker didn't know what exactly I was supposed to fill out. It was a mess.

[Vantage]

http://i.imgur.com/pdfAkwY.jpg

[green-lantern]

http://i.imgur.com/1UVPum4.gif
http://i.imgur.com/7rCSXg4.gif
http://i.imgur.com/FwnVqcr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/gHzr96P.gif

[IPD]

you mean there's workers for the guv'ment that don't have a fundamental understanding of their own job? color me shocked. someone alert the DMV!

[Vantage]

http://i.imgur.com/LxAVWYz.jpg

National Geographic 'trap card.'

[Dbeltran24]

I got one of these

http://www.seenontvproducts.net/baconwave/Bacon%20Wave.jpg

There is no such thing as bad bacon but in a pan or in the oven is the way to go.

I have one too. Crispy bacon right out of the microwave.

[Vantage]

http://i.imgur.com/HlnRGbI.jpg

[sergechronos]

Behave.

We aren't asking you to explain gangsta pants. :p

http://p.fod4.com/upload/aff3567c9abaad4b798a350dc1e1b1a3/VFCLJVv0SnazlRmXhTSV_Pants%20Sagging%20Low.gif

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://p.fod4.com/upload/aff3567c9abaad4b798a350dc1e1b1a3/VFCLJVv0SnazlRmXhTSV_Pants%20Sagging%20Low.gif

LOL, are you serious? That's the gif I posted that started the whole conversation! :lol:

R

Jeremy

[CoopKill]

Epic fail!

[green-lantern]

Pretty much

[green-lantern]

I have one too. Crispy bacon right out of the microwave.

Oh let me guess, the poker things got lost the first time you used it.

Hell I didn't even use it first, my kids did, I even told them I'd be mad if they lost them.

[onebadmollafolla]

Saw this and had to post it!

http://i.imgur.com/bIzHn.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ouPvr.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vbQyf.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/g2JX7.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/2NqeN.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UpgEk.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RTY1K.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/A6RxP.jpg

[Vantage]

MOTHER OF GOD.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYj7T9eEQ4U

[2fnloud]

You all never heard of the bacon explosion?


Saw this and had to post it!

http://i.imgur.com/bIzHn.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ouPvr.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vbQyf.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/g2JX7.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/2NqeN.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UpgEk.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RTY1K.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/A6RxP.jpg

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/gMncgpq.jpg

[Vantage]

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1511760_207258689467561_1056662566_n.jpg

[sergechronos]

Egads, what a faux pas on my part as I never saw the original post. Merely the magic sand stuff that followed and a question about gangsta pants.

At the risk of embarrassing myself yet again with a possible repost:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KfACTAOPa0

One of the most majestic things I've ever seen in my life.

[green-lantern]

http://i.imgur.com/A6RxP.jpg

I've done it, it's good but honestly bacon is best by itself.

[green-lantern]

Egads, what a faux pas on my part as I never saw the original post. Merely the magic sand stuff that followed and a question about gangsta pants.

At the risk of embarrassing myself yet again with a possible repost:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KfACTAOPa0

One of the most majestic things I've ever seen in my life.

OMG that video got boring as fuck, Don't make me start a "Ban Bryan thread"!

[sergechronos]

OMG that video got boring as fuck, Don't make me start a "Ban Bryan thread"!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/majwoody/tumblr_inline_myvs3lY4VL1qmqsl9_zps7ba36372.gif

Next thing I know you're going to suggest that I am forced to blow into a breathalyzer before posting in this thread. Would you prefer I start linking the videos on youtube of women trying to read books while being subjected vibrators and having orgasms in the middle of reading?

Personally, I found it demotivating since he is apparently a real lawyer, this was a real commercial and he really had it aired...And that he is allowed to do such a thing. I mean, props for knowing your target audience, and I'm sure his business has expanded tremendously since but still, can't believe that's okay. Do love how he ends it by pointing out that he's jewish..Stereotypes exist for a reason I suppose.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/majwoody/1797517_712596085439815_375197815_n_zps495368ed.jp g
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/majwoody/10003317_10203275477345638_335376368_n_zpsa1882176 .jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/majwoody/700445_zps7baff439.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/majwoody/700253_zps02c77ddf.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/majwoody/700243_zpsc1956eaf.jpg

And if you don't like any of those..Doesn't matter, I got whiskey.

[Vantage]

Next thing I know you're going to suggest that I am forced to blow into a breathalyzer before posting in this thread. Would you prefer I start linking the videos on youtube of women trying to read books while being subjected vibrators and having orgasms in the middle of reading?

http://i.imgur.com/gXd6B.gif

[sergechronos]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/majwoody/699352_zps91f6f45c.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/majwoody/699592_zpsff4f776d.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/majwoody/699664_zps0fd86bc9.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/majwoody/699928_zpsce65d285.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/majwoody/700112_zps37bb1f07.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/majwoody/700304_zps30b3cfc1.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/majwoody/699785_zps3e90e129.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHt4IEyYuyQ

Skip to around halfway through if you're just looking for the fun part. There's like 8 or 9 of them. It amuses me when they keep trying to read. They even had Margaret Cho do one, and she just starts reading super fast to try to distract herself.

[Vantage]

http://s8.postimg.org/nxpebi2at/photo.jpg

:shake2: