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bluefox1081
01-11-2011, 02:07 PM
Metroshuttle pic...ROFL!!! :lmao:
Jeremy
I guess I'm missing something :confused:
SilverBullet
01-11-2011, 02:09 PM
http://idiot.se/bilder/kugghjul.jpg
lmao!
CoreyB
01-11-2011, 02:11 PM
Those gears cant work together. LMAO
sketch
01-11-2011, 02:12 PM
I guess I'm missing something :confused:
look at the way the gears are put together. there's no way for all three of them to rotate together.
93STLTH
01-11-2011, 02:43 PM
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c134/erikeoleson/Funny%20pics/1291372326_major-parking-fail.gif
That car's got a tight turning radius. Try that in a 3S and you'll just hit the wall straight on.
mh3kgt
01-11-2011, 02:50 PM
Those Metro shuttle gears wouldn't be able to turn would they :suspect:
onebadmollafolla
01-11-2011, 02:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/BHrEU.jpg
sketch
01-11-2011, 02:59 PM
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c134/erikeoleson/Funny%20pics/1291372326_major-parking-fail.gif
That car's got a tight turning radius. Try that in a 3S and you'll just hit the wall straight on.
you'd be surprised at how tight the turning radius on a minivan is. it's kind of absurd for the size of the car, any time i drive the family minivan i feel like i'm driving a wrangler
Granny
01-11-2011, 04:34 PM
http://members.arstechnica.com/x/bad_monkey/STEREOTYPES.jpg
That is so nasty! :lol2:
bluefox1081
01-11-2011, 05:19 PM
Those gears cant work together. LMAO
look at the way the gears are put together. there's no way for all three of them to rotate together.
Ahhh...subtle, lol. Completely overlooked that.
CoopKill
01-11-2011, 08:16 PM
That is so nasty! :lol2:
Yes but he has a G-string on! :suspect:
CoopKill
01-11-2011, 08:16 PM
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TSzxJwu8qZI/AAAAAAAAKj8/OJTFMUgld7Y/obama-painting.jpg
shall i take credit for that one? ^
CoopKill
01-11-2011, 09:36 PM
Yes you should, well not the pic, but the saying for sure!
Granny
01-11-2011, 09:56 PM
Yes but he has a G-string on! :suspect:
You lie!
93STLTH
01-12-2011, 04:10 PM
http://www.expirationchug.com/wp-content/gallery/2demotivators/04.jpg
http://www.expirationchug.com/wp-content/gallery/2demotivators/06.jpg
http://www.expirationchug.com/wp-content/gallery/2demotivators/07.jpg
http://www.expirationchug.com/wp-content/gallery/2demotivators/09.jpg
http://www.expirationchug.com/wp-content/gallery/2demotivators/17.jpg
http://www.expirationchug.com/wp-content/gallery/2demotivators/24.jpg
http://www.expirationchug.com/wp-content/gallery/2demotivators/31.jpg
93STLTH
01-12-2011, 04:15 PM
http://www.expirationchug.com/wp-content/gallery/2demotivators/33.jpg
http://www.expirationchug.com/wp-content/gallery/2demotivators/45.jpg
http://www.expirationchug.com/wp-content/gallery/2demotivators/47.jpg
http://dailyfun.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/opportunity-cat.jpg
http://www.expirationchug.com/wp-content/gallery/2batman/04.jpg
onebadmollafolla
01-12-2011, 08:40 PM
http://i.imgur.com/t6ZRL.gif
93STLTH
01-12-2011, 10:01 PM
http://visboo.com/img/new/funny_demotivational_posters_640_03.jpg
http://visboo.com/img/new/funny_demotivational_posters_640_14.jpg
http://visboo.com/img/new/funny_demotivational_posters_640_17.jpg
http://visboo.com/img/new/funny_demotivational_posters_640_40.jpg
http://visboo.com/img/new/funny_demotivational_posters_640_56.jpg
http://visboo.com/img/new/funny_demotivational_posters_640_68.jpg
http://visboo.com/img/new/funny_demotivational_posters_640_75.jpg
2fnloud
01-12-2011, 10:36 PM
http://www.expirationchug.com/wp-content/gallery/2demotivators/17.jpg
"little brother" could be replaced with son and have more fail to it
Streamline3s
01-12-2011, 10:54 PM
^That's what I was thinking...
sketch
01-12-2011, 11:17 PM
i really hope that jailbait doesn't have a kid.
Telionis
01-12-2011, 11:20 PM
http://visboo.com/img/new/funny_demotivational_posters_640_03.jpg
LMFAO.
http://visboo.com/img/new/funny_demotivational_posters_640_56.jpg
Stewie???
green-lantern
01-12-2011, 11:59 PM
http://visboo.com/img/new/funny_demotivational_posters_640_17.jpg
I laughed my ass off on this! <--I had to spell out LMAO it was so funny to me.
bluemax_1
01-13-2011, 04:50 AM
Yeah that one really caught me off guard and had me cracking up out loud. Like the 'Huge Manatee' poster.
Telionis
01-13-2011, 05:13 AM
http://i.imgur.com/dzt7s.jpg
GTO Assassin
01-13-2011, 06:56 AM
Just got to the end of page one. A little slow I know. Having a good laugh thanks kids. Will power thru the next 26 odd pages tomorrow.
Scotty
HilbillyHomeboy
01-13-2011, 10:52 AM
http://i.imgur.com/YFXE7.png
http://i.imgur.com/p7BAF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Ozpc6.gif
mh3kgt
01-13-2011, 11:37 AM
http://i.imgur.com/YFXE7.png
OMFG I laughed so hard at this one. Shitty spelling is becoming an epidemic these days. I've really considered becoming a HS English teacher it annoys me so much.
bluemax_1
01-13-2011, 04:14 PM
Gotta love it when people get all snippy while correcting someone when THEY'RE the ones who are wrong.
onebadmollafolla
01-13-2011, 05:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/6olD6.jpg
sketch
01-13-2011, 05:29 PM
bahahaha i love stare dad. the 4th one down is one of my favorites:
http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/51812ce3_ef00_f2b5.jpg
edit: my original link appears dead.
beepbeep
01-13-2011, 05:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/YFXE7.png
http://i.imgur.com/6olD6.jpg
Brought laughs that I needed. :D
onebadmollafolla
01-13-2011, 09:09 PM
:lol:
http://img.golivewire.com/ib/411790_f.jpg
Telionis
01-13-2011, 09:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Woilz.gif
CoopKill
01-13-2011, 10:35 PM
:clap:
http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/27373/original/bel_aire.jpg?1258673971
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbvntzPdoK1qb5bc2o1_500.jpg
Telionis
01-14-2011, 07:50 AM
LMMFAO!:
Viddler.com - Taser Test FAIL - Uploaded by failblog (http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/1726/)
Barf:
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/0d98812c-e668-4776-909b-d3bf24de0645.jpg
HilbillyHomeboy
01-14-2011, 10:23 AM
http://i.imgur.com/rGtgr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0y7pk.gif
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEVU-YLpM8A&feature=player_embedded
CoreyB
01-14-2011, 10:31 AM
That video was awesome
HilbillyHomeboy
01-14-2011, 01:51 PM
Check out this guy/girl other videos, they're all like this. :wofl: I can't decide which one is the worst, wow...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Jp-YG873w&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
sketch
01-14-2011, 03:02 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs034.ash2/35076_136688563017575_100000292968153_295289_44573 31_n.jpg
HilbillyHomeboy
01-14-2011, 03:38 PM
^Priceless humor, love it. :D
Jeremy
HilbillyHomeboy
01-14-2011, 03:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Yxt75.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Xp7UG.jpg
93STLTH
01-14-2011, 03:58 PM
http://www.wifeschool.net/images/fun_stuff_pg_images/wife_school_panties_next_to.jpg
http://www.wifeschool.net/images/fun_stuff_pg_images/wife_school_adultry.jpg
http://www.wifeschool.net/images/fun_stuff_pg_images/wife_school_text.jpg
http://www.wifeschool.net/images/fun_stuff_pg_images/wife_school_epic_tits.jpg
http://www.wifeschool.net/images/fun_stuff_pg_images/wife_fishin_license.jpg
MADMarc
01-14-2011, 04:15 PM
^^ lol I knew exactly what I'd be looking at as soon as I saw your name next to the post ;)
sketch
01-14-2011, 04:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/PxaUW.jpg
onebadmollafolla
01-14-2011, 05:46 PM
Always good to look up here and there when you're texting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWtDpGM36J8
stealthee
01-14-2011, 07:24 PM
http://mlem1.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/meatloaf.jpg
onebadmollafolla
01-14-2011, 07:54 PM
http://mlem1.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/meatloaf.jpg
Wow. I don't know what it is but that struck me in the funniest way possible. I literally had to get out of my desk and walk to the back of my work so my boss didn't see me burst out laughing.
stealthee
01-14-2011, 08:03 PM
Hahaha. My girlfriend sent that to me. I burst out laughing as well.
93STLTH
01-14-2011, 08:51 PM
^^^There's gonna be a few youngin's who won't get it.
stealthee
01-14-2011, 09:15 PM
I was actually surprised Alex got it. :lol:
onebadmollafolla
01-14-2011, 09:34 PM
I was actually surprised Alex got it. :lol:
C'mon, Brian. I'm not that young. :lol:
...do you know how many times meatloaf has had to explain what "that" means? :D
Telionis
01-14-2011, 10:06 PM
...do you know how many times meatloaf has had to explain what "that" means? :D
What was the answer?
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/ohsnapmariop1.gif
/\ Anyone remember this thing, from the "most evil Super Mario level ever" (custom map)?
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/focusfocusp1.gif
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/poorkermitp1.gif
Wonder how much of his ass was kicked??? \/
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/donotdothistothepolicep1.gif
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/icwhutudidtherep1.gif
from wikipedia. :p
Each verse mentions two things that he would do for love, followed by one thing that he will not do. The title phrase repetition reasserts that he "won't do that" previously stated one thing. Each mention of "that" is a reference to the particular promise that he made earlier in the same verse.[7]
Some people misunderstand the lyrics, claiming that the singer never identifies what "that" thing is, which he will not do. The four things he says he will never do are:
forget the way you feel right now
forgive myself if we don't go all the way tonight
do it better than I do it with you, so long
stop dreaming of you every night of my life[8]
In addition, at the song's conclusion, the female vocalist predicts two other things that he will do: "You'll see that it's time to move on" and "You'll be screwing around". To both of these, he emphatically responds, "I won't do that!"
CoopKill
01-14-2011, 10:59 PM
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/icwhutudidtherep1.gif
That's the Look I get from the Mrs. every time the Dude in the brown truck shows up!
onebadmollafolla
01-14-2011, 11:22 PM
That's an unfortunate name.
http://i.imgur.com/GQdwR.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nlh52.jpg
mb3000
01-15-2011, 12:35 AM
^^What are feeling, Lance... 40 weight? 50 weight?
40 Weight sounds nice...
onebadmollafolla
01-15-2011, 12:39 AM
^^What are feeling, Lance...
lolwut?
mb3000
01-15-2011, 12:49 AM
Just found this one myself, I even drew my own arrow!
Get money?
http://i928.photobucket.com/albums/ad128/mb3000gt_photos/lol.jpg
mb3000
01-15-2011, 12:52 AM
lolwut?
Don't know man, keyboard kicks my ass everytime...:Doh:
sketch
01-15-2011, 02:09 AM
Repossty
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/icwhutudidtherep1.gif
http://i.imgur.com/tGmKH.gif
regardless, try to watch that at least 5 times through. you wont be able to do it without laughing
Hard AttacK
01-17-2011, 12:54 PM
that's the look i get from the mrs. Every time the dude in the brown truck shows up!
hahahahahaahahhaahha
onebadmollafolla
01-17-2011, 04:24 PM
Chemistry is badass.
http://i.imgur.com/jD166.jpg
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012011/1295259061_woman-high-jump-fail.gif
R/T93
01-17-2011, 04:48 PM
That woman trying to jump reminds me of the time Peter Griffin forgot how to sit in a chair.
http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/56892_o.gif
CoopKill
01-17-2011, 04:53 PM
Chemistry is badass.
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012011/1295259061_woman-high-jump-fail.gif
:lmao:
onebadmollafolla
01-17-2011, 04:54 PM
That woman trying to jump reminds me of the time Peter Griffin forgot how to sit in a chair.
http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/56892_o.gif
If I was to bare witness to that lady attempting the high jump I would die of suffocation. I would never be able to inhale from all the laughter.
AdamVR4
01-17-2011, 08:04 PM
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012011/1295259061_woman-high-jump-fail.gif
This is what 70% of women would look like participating in sports
aaronatstate
01-17-2011, 11:09 PM
Chemistry is badass.
http://i.imgur.com/jD166.jpg
/thread
/nerd
onebadmollafolla
01-18-2011, 12:39 PM
Just saw this stupid and mildly entertaining headline/joke:
Last night an Apple store was broken into and over $10,000 worth of merchandise was stolen...
Police are confident they'll recover both stolen computers.
SilverBullet
01-18-2011, 01:40 PM
Just saw this stupid and mildly entertaining headline/joke:
Last night an Apple store was broken into and over $10,000 worth of merchandise was stolen...
Police are confident they'll recover both stolen computers.
LOL.. it's funny because it's true. Just for fun I spec'ed out the most expensive machine you could get from Apple, and just for one machine and dual display it came out to right around $10,000.
oh god! :D i NEVER tire of ripping on apple (or making fun of their i-tards either). just the other day, my sister was waxing longingly to get an iphone on her next verizion trade-in. i laughed and told her she was a sheeple.
mh3kgt
01-18-2011, 07:44 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f393/mhaggard_87/tyradactyl-2.jpg
made that from the bearodactyl thing awhile ago
CoopKill
01-18-2011, 08:37 PM
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TTYx2VG6_vI/AAAAAAAAKnc/v6ll_I9BS4M/ng%20ambition.jpg
CoopKill
01-18-2011, 08:44 PM
hahahaha wtf ^
Just a little worried about the drive... :lmao:
http://www.about-personal-growth.com/image-files/procrastination.jpg
CoopKill
01-18-2011, 09:01 PM
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TTY3sdw170I/AAAAAAAAKnw/6A17C8ZPDtw/procrastination.jpg
CoopKill
01-18-2011, 09:18 PM
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TTY7quwpPII/AAAAAAAAKoA/Rt_6aKn1Q3Q/Ignorance.jpg
onebadmollafolla
01-18-2011, 09:20 PM
oh god! :D i NEVER tire of ripping on apple (or making fun of their i-tards either). just the other day, my sister was waxing longingly to get an iphone on her next verizion trade-in. i laughed and told her she was a sheeple.
Then you may or may not like this one.
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Two unemployed cancer cells are talking to each other. One says to the other, "hey let's go get Jobs."
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I know, I know. Probably a bit morbid and a touch too soon but hey, I'm an asshole so...
EDIT: Since this seemed to go right over everyone's head, Steve Jobs was just diagnosed with cancer.
GTOJOE
01-18-2011, 09:23 PM
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TTY7quwpPII/AAAAAAAAKoA/Rt_6aKn1Q3Q/Ignorance.jpg
uh oh... I smell trouble hahaha
CoopKill
01-18-2011, 09:24 PM
:suspect:
CoopKill
01-18-2011, 09:29 PM
is that steve68's car?
:suspect:
wtf did he do to that thing? that's more fugly than "wannabee trans-am" & "4-hood-blisters" hoods COMBINED. did nelson shit on it?
CoopKill
01-18-2011, 09:53 PM
I think h had to do that for the dual throttle bodies? Not sure...
GTOJOE
01-18-2011, 10:00 PM
He has a large filter under the scoop. Directs air directly onto the filter.
onebadmollafolla
01-18-2011, 11:43 PM
Taking care of winter like a BOSS.
Chevy 454 powered snowblower with 412hp and 430ft/lbs tq.
http://i.imgur.com/VTq7H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/p1BOA.jpg
GTOJOE
01-18-2011, 11:48 PM
That's awesome. But imagine the noise when he tries to clear his driveway at 6:00am hahaha
JasonY
01-19-2011, 12:15 AM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lekkmiGFpr1qzmowao1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId =0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1295495642&Signature=4w3ds%2Fa4ZC%2F74EMt0cuRuRDSAVE%3D
Jason
CoreyB
01-19-2011, 12:16 AM
Yeah that should do it.
CoopKill
01-19-2011, 12:26 AM
Sums it up, lol
nicely played. sums up everything we know about organized religion.
Telionis
01-19-2011, 06:53 AM
Magic trick goes very wrong:
Televised Magic Trick Goes Painfully Wrong *Video (http://www.break.com/index/televised-magic-trick-goes-painfully-wrong-1986068)
EDIT: Since this seemed to go right over everyone's head, Steve Jobs was just diagnosed with cancer.
oh, i got it. ;) i remember seeing apples stock tank when word got out. stupid sheeple. i've said it before and i'll say it again, i-tards are like north koreans; devoted to a personality cult built around a mediocre individual.
:)
sketch
01-19-2011, 11:48 AM
Magic trick goes very wrong:
Televised Magic Trick Goes Painfully Wrong *Video (http://www.break.com/index/televised-magic-trick-goes-painfully-wrong-1986068)
whaaat the fuuuckk
onebadmollafolla
01-19-2011, 03:05 PM
oh, i got it. ;) i remember seeing apples stock tank when word got out. stupid sheeple. i've said it before and i'll say it again, i-tards are like north koreans; devoted to a personality cult built around a mediocre individual.
:)
Turns out an Apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away.
...OK I'll stop this.
sketch
01-19-2011, 03:42 PM
Turns out an Apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away.
...OK I'll stop this.
no, please, keep going. these are awesome.
onebadmollafolla
01-19-2011, 04:44 PM
no, please, keep going. these are awesome.
We'll be seeing him in the Gates of hell.
It's a good thing you only need one button to call the nurse.
That's it, I'm done. Getting out of hand.
Seriously. :suspect:
i'm dying of laughter over here.
onebadmollafolla
01-19-2011, 05:19 PM
:lol:
http://i.imgur.com/iXOnW.png
sketch
01-19-2011, 05:59 PM
A penguin is driving when he notices the engine light is on. He stops at the first gas station. As the mechanic looks at the car, the penguin sees an ice-cream shop and decides to get some. He goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No," the penguin replies, "that's just ice cream."
stealthee
01-19-2011, 06:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpSfpychAMQ
onebadmollafolla
01-19-2011, 07:49 PM
http://i.imgur.com/xjmD9.jpg
mb7050
01-19-2011, 08:12 PM
YouTube - Look At This Car!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF8GhC-T_Mo&feature=player_embedded#)
onebadmollafolla
01-19-2011, 09:27 PM
http://i.imgur.com/cYars.jpg
J_Parker
01-19-2011, 10:12 PM
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TTY7quwpPII/AAAAAAAAKoA/Rt_6aKn1Q3Q/Ignorance.jpg
Hahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!! I love it!
Telionis
01-20-2011, 01:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xcZnl5kI94
Funny enough for me to ignore their confusing Enterprises -, D and E.
93STLTH
01-20-2011, 01:17 AM
Abort! Abort!!
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012011/1295375531_cat-jump-fail.gif
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1239023890_showoff-touchdown-fail.gif
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012011/1295375433_batting-fail-win.gif
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012011/1295375293_cats-in-zero-gravity.gif
R/T93
01-20-2011, 01:21 AM
Haha I can imagine the sounds those cats were making. Pretty much a feline "WTF is going onnn?!?!?"
zelstin
01-20-2011, 02:53 AM
YouTube - Look At This Car!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF8GhC-T_Mo&feature=player_embedded#)!
Everyone needs to watch this lmfao
93STLTH
01-20-2011, 06:47 AM
http://pigroll.com/img/hand_signals.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xcZnl5kI94
Funny enough for me to ignore their confusing Enterprises -, D and E.
dumb.
i'll attempt to salvage with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxhrPaaCA4
p.s.
i've seen those hand signals before. hilarious!
Telionis
01-20-2011, 08:01 AM
dumb. i'll attempt to salvage with this:
Bullsh-t. Have you ever seen a Dire Straights Techno mashed up with Star Trek? It's pure awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxhrPaaCA4
Yeah I saw that years ago. Fantastic job editing, being a Trekker, I can name most of those episodes off the top of my head, but it wouldn't have occurred to me to use them in this way. The best part is how well the quotes match up, as I recall the TIE fighter was actually fusion reactor powered and equipped with lasers (yes I know it has twin ion engines for propulsion), 29m in length is a bit much though.
The sole serious oddity was how the star destroyer suddenly turned in to Vadar's SSD once hit. Also, the 2:1 movie aspect ratio of Riker saying "Fire!" from ST: Generations, while all the rest of the clips came from the series.
The Survivors, where most of the quotes came from, was a fantastic episode.
...and another one. i love these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFCBwob65Nw
Telionis
01-20-2011, 08:12 AM
...and another one. i love these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFCBwob65Nw
Fantastic. The first one must have taken a lot more time, but still great. Can Vader force choke 1000+ people at the same time? Even maxed out Star Killer can't grab more than a couple.
Was it the Family Guy spoof where the commander says "hold your fire, there's no lifeforms, it must have short circuited...", and the guy responds, "what are we charging by the laser beam now?"
Telionis
01-20-2011, 08:17 AM
Also fantastic video editing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf9oD_xl8mI
either that or robot chicken. "what the hell is an aluminum falcon anyway?"
CoreyB
01-20-2011, 10:12 AM
Lots of laughs here. Those are great.
Telionis
01-20-2011, 10:40 AM
Here are another two by the guy that did the gay Picard one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtmbzJNPsaQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk7eyqY4bbQ
sketch
01-20-2011, 04:52 PM
from reddit:
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog, Casper, and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me . I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
My Last Trip to Costco : funny (http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/f5ijm/my_last_trip_to_costco/)
onebadmollafolla
01-20-2011, 05:36 PM
I dare you.
http://i.imgur.com/U9m85.gif
bluzvr4
01-20-2011, 07:16 PM
where did all these troll faces come from on another form im on theres 3 or 4 pages of nothing but troll faces
Zaroth
01-20-2011, 07:40 PM
where did all these troll faces come from on another form im on theres 3 or 4 pages of nothing but troll faces
What?
bluzvr4
01-20-2011, 07:53 PM
troll face
http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr212/Takorax/trollface.jpg
93mitsVR4
01-20-2011, 08:23 PM
how come none of the girls i know can do this?
1893
1892
nice shirt
1894
Stealthdriver
01-20-2011, 08:25 PM
where did all these troll faces come from on another form im on theres 3 or 4 pages of nothing but troll faces
+1 I have no idea where all the weird faces came from.
AgentOblivious
01-20-2011, 10:27 PM
how come none of the girls i know can do this?
1893
My sister used to dance competitively, some of the acro girls could do that...and a lot of other freaky shit too ;P
mb3000
01-20-2011, 10:52 PM
<------------------------- DeMotivator :lol:
AgentOblivious
01-21-2011, 01:25 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3IjRgoGWUBo/TIVOTDS72lI/AAAAAAAAArY/jk3l7ZeXSEQ/s1600/scott-pilgrim-demotivational-posters.jpg
http://cdn0.mattters.com/photos/photos/3372869/demotivational-posters-nerds.jpg
http://files.sharenator.com/demotivational_posters_torturing_your_daughters_bo yfriend_Yes_yet_more_demotivationals_s492x464_8996 5_580_random_shit-s492x464-102273-580.jpg
http://files.sharenator.com/funny_commixed_pictures_02_Funny_verticals_s500x13 33_76798_580_random_shit-s500x1333-102289-580.jpg
http://files.sharenator.com/funny_commixed_pictures_01_Funny_verticals_s500x16 67_76799_580_random_shit-s500x1667-102288-580.jpg
GTO Assassin
01-21-2011, 02:43 AM
An oldy but a goody....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZJqUdVY1iw
Scooter
bluzvr4
01-21-2011, 12:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs5HQqElIx4
sketch
01-21-2011, 12:36 PM
dear god.
12 hour erection, needles involved. : WTF (http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/f5dhv/12_hour_erection_needles_involved/)
that is disturbing, hahaha
CoreyB
01-21-2011, 01:06 PM
dear god.
12 hour erection, needles involved. : WTF (http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/f5dhv/12_hour_erection_needles_involved/)
Why did I read this lol
onebadmollafolla
01-21-2011, 01:38 PM
Best overtake I've ever seen.
http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100920/1000/gif_collection_06.gif
91stealthrt2
01-21-2011, 01:47 PM
Awesome!!!
Why did I read this lol
my thoughts exactly, hahaha
DocWalt
01-21-2011, 02:45 PM
dear god.
12 hour erection, needles involved. : WTF (http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/f5dhv/12_hour_erection_needles_involved/)
Oh god damn it. I was eating lunch, and lost the ability to eat. Fucker.
bluefox1081
01-21-2011, 03:56 PM
Oh god damn it. I was eating lunch, and lost the ability to eat. Fucker.
Sausage and cheese log for lunch?
93STLTH
01-21-2011, 05:22 PM
Best overtake I've ever seen.
http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100920/1000/gif_collection_06.gif
VTEC kicked in yo!
scorn86
01-21-2011, 05:23 PM
FYI most troll faces originate from (NSFW!!!) 4chan.org/b (NSFW!!!)
onebadmollafolla
01-21-2011, 06:35 PM
Oh, dear. Kinect claims another.
http://i.imgur.com/ugai8.gif
DocWalt
01-21-2011, 07:51 PM
Sausage and cheese log for lunch?
I was eating kandy kakes at the time, lol.
Zaroth
01-21-2011, 08:15 PM
dear god.
12 hour erection, needles involved. : WTF (http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/f5dhv/12_hour_erection_needles_involved/)
ROFL. I don't remember the last time I laughed that hard. Wow.
onebadmollafolla
01-21-2011, 09:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/5K2oh.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jln5Y.gif
MADMarc
01-22-2011, 01:42 AM
hahahah thanks for those two ^^^ :D
93STLTH
01-22-2011, 03:24 PM
http://visboo.com/img/04022010/91032.jpg
http://visboo.com/img/04022010/53724.jpg
http://visboo.com/img/04022010/38688.jpg
http://visboo.com/img/04022010/34083.jpg
http://visboo.com/img/04022010/51995.jpg
http://visboo.com/img/04022010/50167.jpg
http://visboo.com/img/04022010/42354.jpg
http://www.buzzhunt.co.uk/wp-content/2010/12/benefits-of-sign-language.png
onebadmollafolla
01-22-2011, 08:02 PM
I hate Star Trek but this is HILARIOUS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xcZnl5kI94
CoopKill
01-22-2011, 11:03 PM
http://www.behindthehype.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/retards-birds-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0903/spot-the-difference-demotivational-poster-1237280132.jpg
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2009/07/22/2tm396m89x.jpg
http://weak.iblog.co.za/files/2009/09/desperation-demotivational-poster-1234268205.jpg
TwoXist
01-23-2011, 12:10 AM
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m294/heshiro/BiGuyStats26383517.jpg
mb3000
01-23-2011, 01:14 AM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0812/bonnet-pins-drifting-bonnet-pins-demotivational-poster-1228978438.jpg
http://www.baconbabble.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/demotivational-posters-natural-selection-yes-it-do.jpg
http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100620/640/funny_demotivational_posters_640_38.jpg
http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110106/640/funny_demotivational_posters_640_01.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3216/2444148278_b3660e8be0.jpg
http://talkstupid.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/obama-in-italy.jpg
Telionis
01-23-2011, 05:45 AM
http://i.imgur.com/0RwkG.png
R/T93
01-23-2011, 01:07 PM
Omg raptor WIN
Telionis
01-23-2011, 09:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/wReHI.jpg
http://imgur.com/HnbnD.jpg
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/10/129154186400667913.jpg
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/fakey1.png
http://blogs.westword.com/showandtell/AmericaFuckYeah-fuck-yeah-post.jpg
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1101/progress-technology-tradeoffs-demotivational-posters-1294351770.jpg
http://thegreatgeekmanual.com/images/humor/motivational/november/motivational-poster-ambitions-warthog.jpg
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_dlkAw43cLC0/Shc2ux6f3bI/AAAAAAAAEwM/zevjLDaei0A/s800/25-motivational-posters-part-II-mexicans.jpg
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_jDBiJBqQvDY/S7YaIgBKy6I/AAAAAAAApkA/Z1GkpVrTrE4/a-motivational-poster-monday-tf-3.jpg
http://www.icanhasmotivation.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fatherhood-demotivational-poster-1243294871.jpg
Telionis
01-23-2011, 09:46 PM
Man these guys have a lot of faith in that hydraulic system not leaking...
http://www.stupidhumans.org/image/stupidhumans/1101/gotta-get-some-shade-hope-thy-hydraulics-dont-fail-backhoe-s-stupid-human-1294053775.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/demotivational-posters-thats-why1.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/demotivational-posters-no-thanks.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/291320bf-b326-4446-a676-02e76d6a407c.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/50a1f860-e725-4f27-8707-7a1018a97600.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/4d5812aa-139c-466e-a828-a6217e0a8ded.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/73aa0abc-f3fa-4318-91ab-61d45f873e57.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/e4b57594-f5ea-4645-9ac1-53a4517047c4.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/d6af2216-857d-4867-afce-1578029fc313.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/321eadd1-c762-4603-bddc-1153ad5ac75f.jpg
/\ Awesome!
onebadmollafolla
01-23-2011, 09:54 PM
I'd pay money to see this guy actually shoot this. Hopefully, with a 3.5 turkey load.
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_jDBiJBqQvDY/S7YaIgBKy6I/AAAAAAAApkA/Z1GkpVrTrE4/a-motivational-poster-monday-tf-3.jpg
Austin@STM
01-24-2011, 01:28 AM
I'd pay money to see this guy actually shoot this. Hopefully, with a 3.5 turkey load.
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_jDBiJBqQvDY/S7YaIgBKy6I/AAAAAAAApkA/Z1GkpVrTrE4/a-motivational-poster-monday-tf-3.jpg
Boom, HEADSHOT!!
MADMarc
01-24-2011, 01:32 AM
I'd pay money to see this guy actually shoot this. Hopefully, with a 3.5 turkey load.
lol I was just imagining him pulling the trigger hahahah
http://thegreatgeekmanual.com/images/humor/motivational/november/motivational-poster-ambitions-warthog.jpg
fuck halo. scorpion > warthog
93STLTH
01-24-2011, 11:16 AM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/e4b57594-f5ea-4645-9ac1-53a4517047c4.jpg
^^^ Had to Lol at this one!
HilbillyHomeboy
01-24-2011, 11:30 AM
http://i.imgur.com/VI2Xb.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/8QGDM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/3if99.jpg
AdamVR4
01-24-2011, 03:17 PM
Is that last one real? Geeze.
Austin@STM
01-24-2011, 04:46 PM
Is that last one real? Geeze.
I was wondering this to.
onebadmollafolla
01-24-2011, 07:31 PM
Police using excessive brutality backfires hard!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdxh-KaSBSg
bluemax_1
01-24-2011, 08:54 PM
The 2 guys who were most visibly involved in hitting the downed person got away. They took off running real soon didn't they? Especially the guy who was using his baton.
onebadmollafolla
01-24-2011, 10:49 PM
What an opportunity for a lawsuit!!!
http://i.imgur.com/ha0Yq.gif
GTO Assassin
01-25-2011, 04:02 AM
The dude at 0.44 seconds running and falling over on his own made me lol hard! :lol:
What an opportunity for a lawsuit!!!
http://i.imgur.com/ha0Yq.gif
Obviously a soccer gran. ;)
Scotty
Granny
01-25-2011, 02:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA90IlymdZ4
AdamVR4
01-25-2011, 03:40 PM
The 2 guys who were most visibly involved in hitting the downed person got away. They took off running real soon didn't they? Especially the guy who was using his baton.
Really unfortunate. It looks like the cop who gave the "WTF DUDE" look to the worst offender is the one that took the mob beating. I did find it funny that the person that instigated the mob was a soccer player giving a really fancy kick to the head of the worst offender.
onebadmollafolla
01-25-2011, 05:03 PM
To those not from the United States, this is why you don't go to iHop after midnight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9r-ED1QU2Y
CoreyB
01-25-2011, 05:16 PM
Man that makes us look so bad. That shit wouldnt happen where I live though.
93STLTH
01-25-2011, 05:42 PM
I think they started the fight just to get out of paying the bill.
sketch
01-25-2011, 05:49 PM
IHOP. it isn't an apple product "iHop" lol
onebadmollafolla
01-25-2011, 05:59 PM
IHOP. it isn't an apple product "iHop" lol
I like to think of it as the next step up from the iPad. :p
sketch
01-25-2011, 06:16 PM
you mean the iPod Macro? or is the iPod the iPad nano?
MADMarc
01-25-2011, 06:24 PM
pyahahah negus had a pimp cane!
mb3000
01-25-2011, 06:24 PM
To those not from the United States, this is why you don't go to iHop after midnight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9r-ED1QU2Y
Ahh, good 'ole Orangeburg SC...
AdamVR4
01-25-2011, 06:56 PM
They've been "beautifying" South-East (ghetto) portions of Austin and driving low income people to North-Central Austin. I-35 is basically the boundary between nice and not-so nice for much of Austin. The house I currently rent is just west of I-35 in North Austin. So I roll up to Whataburger (right next to an IHOP) one night with a buddy and let's just say I've never seen the place so packed and the crowd resembled the one in that video.
Basically we were the only white people in sight. It wasn't quite like driving into one of the Wards in Houston (I didn't fear for my life), but uh... We opted for drive-through.
Granny
01-26-2011, 02:57 PM
Years ago I worked in a restraunt that was open 24 hours and on Friday and Saturday nights after the bars closed we would get swamped with 100+ drunks.
That looks mild compared to some of the things I saw back then. The security guard got scared one night and ran out the back door. :duckhunt:
Turbo Beast
01-26-2011, 04:44 PM
Less talk mooooaaaarrrr demotivators!
sketch
01-26-2011, 04:48 PM
moar sammiches
terrets
01-26-2011, 04:53 PM
moarr titties.
http://www.3sgto.org/members/inperfectdarkness/albums/ipd-s-pile-crap/1921-duplicity.jpg
Telionis
01-26-2011, 09:35 PM
pyahahah negus had a pimp cane!
I can't be the only one who thought of this when I saw the cane:
YouTube - Pimp Cane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgAPFKDL6Sg&feature=player_detailpage#t=369s)
R/T93
01-26-2011, 10:12 PM
Not as long as I'm wearing these Jamaican colors!!
93STLTH
01-26-2011, 11:39 PM
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/944.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/950.gif
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/962.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/976.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/986.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/999.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/1003.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/1007.jpg
CoopKill
01-26-2011, 11:40 PM
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TUDoQ5G6ydI/AAAAAAAAKrs/c0MAgq9AM78/s640/image001.jpg
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TUDoNCDFMFI/AAAAAAAAKro/5JTB594J6Rw/image002.jpg
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http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TUDoHYGnGZI/AAAAAAAAKrg/ybnYUdu-OlQ/image004.jpg
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TUDoCJn6juI/AAAAAAAAKrQ/MlqsE9XhW-0/image005.jpg
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TUDn_KP15iI/AAAAAAAAKrM/hrqBR9oRCKI/image006.jpg
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TUDn7Zu2LyI/AAAAAAAAKrI/1zl9uRRbVp8/image007.jpg
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TUDn4PQa-YI/AAAAAAAAKrE/GnpWU6mAoZg/image008.jpg
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TUDn05OKSOI/AAAAAAAAKrA/ImWkU0W7hCE/image009.jpg
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TUDnlVEUQhI/AAAAAAAAKqw/206dbCLXuS0/image010.jpg
CoopKill
01-26-2011, 11:43 PM
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TUDniZxjnmI/AAAAAAAAKqs/STwEIKU_si4/image011.jpg
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TUDneS8aH1I/AAAAAAAAKqc/_cnihZeN67E/s512/image012.jpg
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TUDnYxDTMrI/AAAAAAAAKqY/yg6p2s7rHBY/image013.jpg
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TUDnVIPclSI/AAAAAAAAKqU/usZR8m47Tjg/image014.jpg
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TUDnR836TQI/AAAAAAAAKqQ/iRnFGWnj5y0/image015.jpg
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TUDnOGpdZ4I/AAAAAAAAKqA/FwbgaBN3bF4/s512/image016.jpg
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TUDnJyY7aEI/AAAAAAAAKp8/YaFtEWoFvT4/s512/image017.jpg
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TUDnF4LkazI/AAAAAAAAKp4/PaPfp-QyHBg/image018.jpg
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TUDnAIKliTI/AAAAAAAAKp0/gpW3Qc9qq9g/image019.jpg
93STLTH
01-27-2011, 02:53 AM
http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/galleries/01/demotivators-3/18.jpg
http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/galleries/01/demotivators-3/25.jpg
http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/galleries/01/demotivators-3/26.jpg
http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/galleries/01/demotivators-3/30.jpg
http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/galleries/01/demotivators-3/39.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/1095.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/1103.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/1137.jpg
wow, coop. those are some pretty damn cute animal pics. this one may be the cutest i've ever seen:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CBSXYo2N7rs/TPl4a8eG8OI/AAAAAAAAAG0/h_jXxeCdGFY/s1600/Chihuahua%2BPuppies%2BPictures.jpg
Ninja Performance
01-27-2011, 08:54 AM
wow, coop. those are some pretty damn cute animal pics. this one may be the cutest i've ever seen:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CBSXYo2N7rs/TPl4a8eG8OI/AAAAAAAAAG0/h_jXxeCdGFY/s1600/Chihuahua%2BPuppies%2BPictures.jpg
That's not cute, it's pathetic ;)
-Chris
That's not cute, it's pathetic ;)
-Chris
some men have to compensate for their penises with a bigger dog. i am not one of those men. :D
2fnloud
01-27-2011, 09:49 AM
some men have to compensate for their penises with a bigger dog. I am not one of those men. :d
zinggggg!!!!
CoopKill
01-27-2011, 11:59 AM
wow, coop. those are some pretty damn cute animal pics. this one may be the cutest i've ever seen:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CBSXYo2N7rs/TPl4a8eG8OI/AAAAAAAAAG0/h_jXxeCdGFY/s1600/Chihuahua%2BPuppies%2BPictures.jpg
That poor chiwawa was still at the border waiting on his green card at the time...
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Tapatalk Bitches! :transform:
AdamVR4
01-27-2011, 01:52 PM
That's not cute, it's pathetic ;)
-Chris
What, it wouldn't match your purse? ;)
onebadmollafolla
01-27-2011, 02:12 PM
That poor chiwawa was still at the border waiting on his green card at the time...
Chihuahua. Close though.
CoopKill
01-27-2011, 03:23 PM
Chihuahua. Close though.
Hey, I'm American and speak engerish. I.did almost suksesfuly finish graide skoole!
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Tapatalk Bitches! :transform:
Granny
01-27-2011, 03:36 PM
Hey, I'm American and speak engerish. I.did almost suksesfuly finish graide skoole!
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Tapatalk Bitches! :transform:
At least you didn't get cought with your pance down. :Doh:
HilbillyHomeboy
01-27-2011, 04:24 PM
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Tapatalk Bitches! :transform:
Why are you posting this everytime?
onebadmollafolla
01-27-2011, 05:02 PM
Why are you posting this everytime?
It's a signature left (optional) when your using the taptalk app on Androids to view forums on your cell.
GTOJOE
01-27-2011, 06:40 PM
there are lots of ppl using tapatalk. some of the sigs say "tapatalk is my bitch" lol. I actually wondered wether these were preset option or did the person choose this?
onebadmollafolla
01-27-2011, 07:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/5zRew.gif
CoopKill
01-27-2011, 10:09 PM
We can put what ever in there, or nothing. I'll change it if it offends...
CoreyB
01-27-2011, 10:13 PM
It shouldn't offend. I like it. I would have tapatalk but my bank declined the sale because it was a over seas charge.
It shouldn't offend. I like it. I would have tapatalk but my bank declined the sale because it was a over seas charge.
your bank is as full of fail as Steam.
CoopKill
01-27-2011, 10:17 PM
http://s52.radikal.ru/i135/0903/ea/ec17e9dcc854.gif
CoreyB
01-27-2011, 10:32 PM
your bank is as full of fail as Steam.
Nh its a good thing. They called me and asked about it after they declined. Its better than a foreigner be able to steal my life savings of $10.
onebadmollafolla
01-27-2011, 11:21 PM
Inside joke for those that watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
http://i.imgur.com/Dubnt.jpg
Telionis
01-27-2011, 11:58 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/4f617d9a-601c-4ec4-aa2f-ce12a9f5ac3c.gif
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/demotivational-posters-meanwhile7.jpg
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/177761-1/Gorilla_walks_off.gif
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/177491-1/Clinton_flashed.gif
/\ First and only time Clinton ever got flashed and didn't like it! :) :D
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/176717-1/Deer_buttcannon.gif
/\ WTF is this from???
i have no idea, but i think raptor jesus > that.
HilbillyHomeboy
01-28-2011, 09:08 AM
We can put what ever in there, or nothing. I'll change it if it offends...
It's fine, I just didn't know what it was. :)
I was like, dude you don't have to fake a sig, you have one already. :p
Yes, I've actually known many people to fake sigs, LOL.
Jeremy
2fnloud
01-28-2011, 10:35 AM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/176717-1/Deer_buttcannon.gif
/\ WTF is this from???
It is from a newer movie, that released in 09 called.
"Gentlemen Broncos" (http://www.foxsearchlight.com/gentlemenbroncos/)
I was going to do the "Let me Google that for you" but it took some digging. Looks like it could be hilarious.
Telionis
01-28-2011, 12:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDAfFvddDo4
Man, Eddie kicks ass!!! Man, he embarrasses the heck out of us white guys. :D
HilbillyHomeboy
01-28-2011, 12:55 PM
Cool as hell, set-up, but still cool.
Jeremy
AdamVR4
01-28-2011, 03:26 PM
Looks like it takes some practice to get a good jump off that trampoline, but that was pretty awesome.
sketch
01-28-2011, 04:09 PM
jumping off of a trampoline like that is not easy. look at how long of a jump eddie takes into it (and how fast he's going) vs. the other guys. you have to know exactly where to jump and be going as fast as you can to get a proper jump.
HilbillyHomeboy
01-28-2011, 04:30 PM
^Ya, its comparable to skipping a rock. You don't want to plop down in the middle of the trampoline and think it's going to do all the work(the mistake that all the rest of them made). Those guys are getting a long angle, and as soon as they touch the trampoline springing forward, rather than all up.
Jeremy
GTOJOE
01-28-2011, 11:16 PM
That gorilla is awesome. Reminds me of the juggernaut. "fuck you i'm the juggernaut bitch"
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/177761-1/Gorilla_walks_off.gif
93STLTH
01-29-2011, 01:53 AM
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/2280.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/2267.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/2248.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/2246.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/2240.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/2214.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/2183.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/2154.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/2116.jpg
93STLTH
01-29-2011, 02:57 AM
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/2082.png
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/2083.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/2066.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/2059.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/1946.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/1820.gif
my car is now officially for trade for a light cycle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivPheV77JcU
bluemax_1
01-29-2011, 12:14 PM
Sweet!
With body lights on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_485717&v=FtJI-I9yl48&feature=iv
onebadmollafolla
01-29-2011, 12:38 PM
http://i.imgur.com/yzz9v.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9SS95q2kpg
onebadmollafolla
01-29-2011, 02:12 PM
Looking at this picture made me hyperventilate.
http://www.impactlab.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Norway-083.jpg
DocWalt
01-29-2011, 02:19 PM
Yeah, no way I'd go out that far, lol. I'd love to see that view, but I'm deathly afraid of heights :(
stealthee
01-29-2011, 02:23 PM
Pussies. :-p
onebadmollafolla
01-29-2011, 02:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/h7mPE.jpg
4chan win!!!
http://i.imgur.com/0lHTd.jpg
R/T93
01-29-2011, 02:37 PM
Bwhahaha
onebadmollafolla
01-29-2011, 05:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/j4uYD.jpg
onebadmollafolla
01-29-2011, 05:17 PM
Holy...
0_o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TmlBU4djL0
mb3000
01-29-2011, 08:08 PM
^The slow-mo on that just killed me :lol: Glad the kid is ok.
Telionis
01-29-2011, 09:18 PM
Crafty Bastard!
http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/epic-win-photos-rugrat-win.gif
CoopKill
01-29-2011, 10:15 PM
Crafty Bastard!
http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/epic-win-photos-rugrat-win.gif
Future criminal right there!
Granny
01-29-2011, 10:15 PM
I have a 2 year old Grandson that crafty. LOL!
You need to repost the story about you and the snapping turtle!
I LMAO!
Crafty Bastard!
http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/epic-win-photos-rugrat-win.gif
CoopKill
01-29-2011, 10:19 PM
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/2066.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/1820.gif
There's a crowd I want to surf!
The leap missing frog trick, yup me seester went to the hospital wit that one. :sad:
Granny
01-29-2011, 10:21 PM
Future criminal right there!
HAHA..That is what I was thinking...LOL!
onebadmollafolla
01-30-2011, 01:36 AM
Little snipe shot of an ad here on 3SGTO I took. Best Super Bowl ad...ever?
http://i.imgur.com/OmACu.png
This is me. Damn near paralyzed my own self from this sort of thing.
http://i.imgur.com/2naRJ.png
you mean, they have recipes on how to cook a jew? :suspect:
Telionis
01-30-2011, 04:01 AM
You need to repost the story about you and the snapping turtle!
I LMAO!
Me?
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/demotivational-posters-smeargle.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/b8f26f53-e124-4db0-abd6-e84f498e3962.jpg
http://www.hiphophater.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Girls-are-racist.jpg
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-birthday-win.jpg
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1101/animal-husbandry-fat-whale-shamu-animal-husbandry-demotivational-posters-1296031279.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/a5c8iw.jpg
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4035/4362368534_f1582440c4_o.jpg
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/RockmanHalo/1293974727447.png
omg, smeargle one stopped me from breathing for 10 seconds. lol!
onebadmollafolla
01-30-2011, 04:29 PM
http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/drag_me_please.png?w=500&h=400
onebadmollafolla
01-30-2011, 05:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4sqG85FU4&feature=player_embedded
i award you no points and may got have mercy on your soul.
2fnloud
01-30-2011, 05:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4sqG85FU4&feature=player_embedded
WTF......How do you find such thin........never mind I don't think I want to know.
onebadmollafolla
01-30-2011, 05:42 PM
WTF......How do you find such thin........never mind I don't think I want to know.
Slowish day at work.
sketch
01-30-2011, 05:46 PM
someone just sent me is "imma bee" video. i couldn't stop laughing, his expressions were priceless:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3WBVIBzM_o
also awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIwTYL1fwJk&feature=related
and an awesome reaction:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4BTmHEmUQw&feature=related
i liked the part where he says "BAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAH AHAHA"
sketch
01-30-2011, 05:52 PM
drift cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvUHW8Yl3lQ&feature=player_embedded
CoopKill
01-30-2011, 06:49 PM
I don/t think the table gonna recover! :lmao:
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