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IPD
01-15-2013, 12:27 PM
http://i.imgur.com/8ZuXj.jpg

#Deustchland

doesn't BW3's have something like that?

p.s.

people are WAY too wrapped around the axle on monogamy in the USA. women "getting revenge" is probably as motivated out of their rigid adherence to cultural norms as it is anything else.

HilbillyHomeboy
01-15-2013, 12:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/fsnVp.jpg

NickS VR4
01-15-2013, 12:33 PM
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6331254_460s.jpg

RI 3gtvr4
01-15-2013, 02:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HfBHn19KGo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZw29SsJ5YU

green-lantern
01-15-2013, 02:58 PM
wow that's some redneck shit right there.

FeaRpb
01-15-2013, 03:13 PM
Wooooooooow. That really happened...

HilbillyHomeboy
01-15-2013, 03:54 PM
WTF? The Blazer guy is a turd.

Jeremy

Vantage
01-15-2013, 04:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KUW2vCPX7w

B-Man
01-15-2013, 04:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kuw2vcpx7w

wtf!?

RI 3gtvr4
01-15-2013, 06:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zce-QT7MGSE

green-lantern
01-15-2013, 07:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KUW2vCPX7w

Welcome to the USA, isn't this how Obama won? Forget responsibility, you are owed something for being born.

93STLTH
01-15-2013, 08:10 PM
Welcome to the USA, isn't this how Obama won? Forget responsibility, you are owed something for being born.

She bore 15 future Obama supporters, so I guess she wants her reward.

green-lantern
01-15-2013, 09:09 PM
She bore 15 future Obama supporters, so I guess she wants her reward.

Well that's it isn't it. Even Obama knows it wont work, but it will win elections.

IPD
01-15-2013, 10:08 PM
and i'm inhuman because i'm a social darwinist...and i would let them starve.

"Somebody needs to pay for all our suffering...somebody needs to be held accountable."

I agree. I hold you personally responsible. bitch.

onebadmollafolla
01-16-2013, 03:50 AM
Public service announcement: West Virginia has moved to the deep deep south.

http://i.imgur.com/YTagK.jpg


Annnnd one of my favorite scenes from Bad Boys II. :lol: (EDIT: NSFW langauge)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMnP_zQmMLw

J-Groove
01-16-2013, 09:19 AM
and i'm inhuman because i'm a social darwinist...and i would let them starve.

"Somebody needs to pay for all our suffering...somebody needs to be held accountable."

I agree. I hold you personally responsible. bitch.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/everything-happens-for-a-reason.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
01-16-2013, 11:19 AM
http://i.imgur.com/SHLaa.jpg

green-lantern
01-16-2013, 11:21 AM
and i'm inhuman because i'm a social darwinist...and i would let them starve.

"Somebody needs to pay for all our suffering...somebody needs to be held accountable."

I agree. I hold you personally responsible. bitch.

Fucking sig worthy

DocWalt
01-16-2013, 01:08 PM
http://nathansterminator.com/random/5WrXD.jpg

93STLTH
01-16-2013, 05:23 PM
Also NSFW language, but funny!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hxMeJL2pSQ

How do I get a video to embed?

Fixed it. Thanks Jeremy!

HilbillyHomeboy
01-16-2013, 05:32 PM
How do I get a video to embed?

http://i.imgur.com/QjqQq.jpg

93STLTH
01-16-2013, 05:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QjqQq.jpg

I've got that checked, but no bueno.

HilbillyHomeboy
01-16-2013, 05:50 PM
Drop the s from http. See below. :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hxMeJL2pSQ

CoopKill
01-16-2013, 08:18 PM
NahIiice!

a2j
01-17-2013, 08:56 AM
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2010/06/17/2012145433.jpg

hurrr durrr


A bridge.
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24619065.jpg

wingnut
01-17-2013, 09:45 AM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/12577_487085924667717_1549612771_n.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/1h0VP.jpg


https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/396171_488151861227790_443518652_n.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
01-17-2013, 11:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zIom3LSbB0I

...and the Walking Dead

green-lantern
01-17-2013, 01:09 PM
:lo5l: I'm guilty

IPD
01-17-2013, 01:29 PM
ok, this might just be the most bad-ass apartment in the universe. i kinda want one:

The Tiny Transforming Apartment That Packs Eight Rooms into 420 Square Feet (http://gizmodo.com/5967622/the-tiny-transforming-apartment-that-packs-six-rooms-into-350-square-feet?popular=true)

HilbillyHomeboy
01-17-2013, 01:40 PM
That's a closet. /'murica

Jeremy

n2nsanity
01-17-2013, 02:29 PM
ok, this might just be the most bad-ass apartment in the universe. i kinda want one:

The Tiny Transforming Apartment That Packs Eight Rooms into 420 Square Feet (http://gizmodo.com/5967622/the-tiny-transforming-apartment-that-packs-six-rooms-into-350-square-feet?popular=true)


I could use this guys help with my garage, lol

B-Man
01-17-2013, 04:53 PM
ok, this might just be the most bad-ass apartment in the universe. i kinda want one:

The Tiny Transforming Apartment That Packs Eight Rooms into 420 Square Feet (http://gizmodo.com/5967622/the-tiny-transforming-apartment-that-packs-six-rooms-into-350-square-feet?popular=true)

That's ridiculous. So, when I want to have dinner, I have to pull out a kitchen table, pull out my 'stove', cook, then put it all back again?

The only cool/revolutionary thing they did was the sliding wall for the guest 'room'

And to make sure this meme hits every page:

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24619065.jpg

green-lantern
01-17-2013, 07:01 PM
That's ridiculous. So, when I want to have dinner, I have to pull out a kitchen table, pull out my 'stove', cook, then put it all back again?

The only cool/revolutionary thing they did was the sliding wall for the guest 'room'

And to make sure this meme hits every page:

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24619065.jpg

I agree, I like the organization but the guy had an electric composter. lol

nodoze
01-17-2013, 10:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1h0VP.jpg




except in europe its required to have 2 :)

DocWalt
01-18-2013, 12:36 PM
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6901086464/hED8FC6F6/

http://www.yaplakal.com/uploads/post-3-13566144797125.gif

http://static.mellbimbo.eu/files/2012/11/28/7d7e1125e79e01b5198998851f1c60027573f93a055a84096e 211ffe1411c31b.gif

http://static.mellbimbo.eu/files/2012/11/17/animated-gifs-80-009.gif

http://static.mellbimbo.eu/files/2012/11/30/gifs_20.gif

http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20121206/1000/daily_gifdump_269_02.gif

http://i.imgflip.com/98fu.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc1t6eJD981roly9io1_500.gif

http://static.mellbimbo.eu/files/2012/10/23/gifs_11.gif

HilbillyHomeboy
01-18-2013, 12:45 PM
http://i.minus.com/imQ5XeWa6mXIc.gif


Full video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M--vkwqxPUU

DocWalt
01-18-2013, 12:49 PM
http://static.mellbimbo.eu/files/2012/10/03/gifs_02.gif

http://static.mellbimbo.eu/files/2012/10/08/717666-20121006-XAFfvr.gif

CoopKill
01-18-2013, 01:25 PM
http://static.mellbimbo.eu/files/2012/10/03/gifs_02.gif (http://static.mellbimbo.eu/files/2012/10/03/gifs_02.gif)

Awesome!

DocWalt
01-18-2013, 03:25 PM
http://www.damnlol.com/pics/277/bd5f831341b59e6800c51b7efcfc3a76.gif

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/71865-3/Muzzle_break_tail_light.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/93056878-cdd0-49a8-9f8a-32aab10adc48.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/gettinghitbyacarlikeabossp1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/youvebeenterminatedp1.gif

futurevr4man
01-18-2013, 05:29 PM
is that last one beiber?

DocWalt
01-18-2013, 06:47 PM
Yup. :)

TT Eric
01-19-2013, 11:57 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/184522_365128310251304_1322753652_n.jpg

Eric

AgentOblivious
01-19-2013, 09:28 PM
http://i.minus.com/imQ5XeWa6mXIc.gif


Full video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M--vkwqxPUU

Not even cool, I've been there before.

AgentOblivious
01-20-2013, 10:19 PM
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/552445_10151117065106120_294616653_n.jpg

green-lantern
01-20-2013, 10:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD1GiJEi1cY

MeTarzan
01-21-2013, 12:12 AM
Stalked??? shouldn't have been Stomped

wingnut
01-21-2013, 12:42 AM
http://i1258.photobucket.com/albums/ii535/madcaddyman/043_.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
01-21-2013, 10:53 AM
http://i.imgur.com/2A5mxOZ.jpg

rlacasse1
01-21-2013, 11:40 AM
^^^^ Were you watching porn? Lol

FeaRpb
01-21-2013, 02:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxHVhxbtrhY

HilbillyHomeboy
01-21-2013, 02:19 PM
:lmao:

onebadmollafolla
01-21-2013, 07:56 PM
If you believe this is used to clean your windshield you probably shouldn't be allowed to drive. :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/JDkdELG.gif


EDIT: Video to go with it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBM8e_VOOqI

Vantage
01-21-2013, 08:01 PM
http://s8.postimage.org/95lv88w9h/grenadelug.jpg

Guess I was doing it wrong all those years..

NickS VR4
01-21-2013, 08:36 PM
http://s8.postimage.org/95lv88w9h/grenadelug.jpg

Guess I was doing it wrong all those years..

I haven't touched an M-16/M-4 in years, but isn't that where the strap attaches to?

anyonebutme
01-21-2013, 08:37 PM
correct

onebadmollafolla
01-21-2013, 10:01 PM
I haven't touched an M-16/M-4 in years, but isn't that where the strap attaches to?

The *assault strap.

-Obama

NickS VR4
01-21-2013, 10:03 PM
The *assault strap.

-Obama

That strap allows you to carry more weapons than you need to go hunting.

wingnut
01-21-2013, 10:15 PM
I haven't touched an M-16/M-4 in years, but isn't that where the strap attaches to?

Yep, its the NEXT lug up that is for the bayonet ;)

http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Oil-Filter-Suppressor-Silencer.jpg

green-lantern
01-21-2013, 10:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxHVhxbtrhY

LMAO! the music makes it! I had to watch it 4-5 times.


If you believe this is used to clean your windshield you probably shouldn't be allowed to drive. :lol:


http://i.imgur.com/JDkdELG.gif


EDIT: Video to go with it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBM8e_VOOqI

WOW


http://s8.postimage.org/95lv88w9h/grenadelug.jpg

Guess I was doing it wrong all those years..


The *assault strap.

-Obama

Classic! :lol:

AgentOblivious
01-21-2013, 11:40 PM
Yep, its the NEXT lug up that is for the bayonet ;)

http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Oil-Filter-Suppressor-Silencer.jpg

Chinese M7 grenade launcher knock-off?

TT Eric
01-21-2013, 11:43 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/735236_540710409296038_2019378566_n.jpg

Eric

green-lantern
01-22-2013, 10:37 AM
http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Oil-Filter-Suppressor-Silencer.jpg

That gun is going to explode if they try to use it. All the engines grenade with that filter attached anyway.

DocWalt
01-22-2013, 10:47 AM
^^ lol

http://www.theladbible.com/sites/default/files/styles/full_photo/public/IMG_1186.jpg

wingnut
01-22-2013, 12:41 PM
lol, makes one wonder if she was actually screaming when the airbag went off, or...

TT Eric
01-22-2013, 01:16 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/154142_497508033648607_2054935317_n.png

Eric

Echo419
01-22-2013, 01:53 PM
so using that!

DocWalt
01-22-2013, 02:44 PM
http://www.speedsportlife.com/wp-content/2011/01/30kJetta.jpg
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4130/5394449930_effaf9bb73_z.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v518/tipnback21/turn.jpg
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m96/lmaoxfilip/comic1.jpg

CoopKill
01-22-2013, 04:53 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/19030_397096000382236_911156987_n.jpg

green-lantern
01-22-2013, 05:40 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v518/tipnback21/turn.jpg


God this happened on my way home from work. F-ing idiots

HilbillyHomeboy
01-22-2013, 06:18 PM
http://i.imgur.com/5eYrpLm.jpg

Vantage
01-22-2013, 06:23 PM
Where'd her butt go?

anyonebutme
01-22-2013, 06:24 PM
Not that I think a pellet gun would cause injury..........but what the hell is she doing?

HilbillyHomeboy
01-22-2013, 06:31 PM
Where'd her butt go?

Lost it in 'nam.


Not that I think a pellet gun would cause injury..........but what the hell is she doing?

Hopefully she's just using the scope to look at something. Either way, that discipline makes me cringe!

Jeremy

anyonebutme
01-22-2013, 06:55 PM
Hopefully she's just using the scope to look at something. Either way, that discipline makes me cringe!

Jeremy

I don't think you can see anything through a scope that far close to it....eye relief anyone?

HilbillyHomeboy
01-22-2013, 07:03 PM
Considering how she's holding the gun....something tells me she's a bit inexperienced. :rolleyes:

Jeremy

Vantage
01-22-2013, 07:17 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=004_1358809777&p=1

onebadmollafolla
01-22-2013, 08:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/awfvt0D.jpg

DocWalt
01-22-2013, 09:10 PM
Lost it in 'nam.



Hopefully she's just using the scope to look at something. Either way, that discipline makes me cringe!

Jeremy

:lol: awesome.

onebadmollafolla
01-22-2013, 09:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3YlQ4Ej.gif

IPD
01-22-2013, 11:21 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=004_1358809777&p=1

probably should NOT have been on an active runway...

TT Eric
01-23-2013, 11:52 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/549891_10151371283153944_93675000_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/76896_10151366640083944_127499824_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/428310_10151358197388944_368742547_n.png

Eric

IPD
01-23-2013, 01:10 PM
i had to google the yoda thing. IPR on a tombstone--to me--is "in pace requiescat". fail, this artist has.

wingnut
01-23-2013, 01:38 PM
i had to google the yoda thing.

http://hotnerdgirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/double-facepalm1.jpg

...no offense :D

IPD
01-23-2013, 01:55 PM
http://hotnerdgirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/double-facepalm1.jpg

...no offense :D

just because i speak a little latin...

HilbillyHomeboy
01-23-2013, 01:58 PM
It was pretty obvious what the joke is...

Jeremy

FeaRpb
01-23-2013, 02:10 PM
Joke was pretty simple honestly.

IPD
01-23-2013, 02:40 PM
i hate being smart. :35:

j2k4
01-23-2013, 03:26 PM
i hate being smart. :35:

I'm smarter than you, and I got it, Thadd. :huh:

CoopKill
01-23-2013, 04:33 PM
Lolz all around! :lmao:

green-lantern
01-23-2013, 06:15 PM
i hate being OCD. :35:

Fixed :D

green-lantern
01-23-2013, 06:21 PM
http://www.kcsr.org/kafir/funny-cl.jpg

familyMAN
01-23-2013, 07:41 PM
"Nothing weird is going to happen." Too late for that!

Vantage
01-23-2013, 07:42 PM
^^seems legit.

TT Eric
01-23-2013, 10:06 PM
i had to google the yoda thing. IPR on a tombstone--to me--is "in pace requiescat". fail, this artist has.

http://aaa.tinos.uni5.net/mariene/wp-content/gallery/galeria-teste/why_so_serious__wallpaper_by_freddyjasonv.jpg

Eric

mb3000
01-24-2013, 12:31 AM
possible donations? - 3000GT/Stealth International Message Center (http://www.3si.org/forum/f1/possible-donations-546553/)

That is all.

IPD
01-24-2013, 01:29 AM
possible donations? - 3000GT/Stealth International Message Center (http://www.3si.org/forum/f1/possible-donations-546553/)

That is all.

dude is lucky i got banned from there. my response would make kenneth ellis proud.

p.s.

prime example of why social darwinism is a good thing.

p.p.s.

he used a pic of 1st season of TNG. obviously, this guy's re-enactment isn't going to be THAT good.

NickS VR4
01-24-2013, 10:44 AM
possible donations? - 3000GT/Stealth International Message Center (http://www.3si.org/forum/f1/possible-donations-546553/)

That is all.

Wow..

FeaRpb
01-24-2013, 11:35 AM
I can't fucking believe that happened. Oh my god.

Echo419
01-24-2013, 12:10 PM
Wow..

you ain't seen nuffin yet.
http://www.3sgto.org/f8/donate-money-good-cause-11017.html#post216110

DocWalt
01-24-2013, 02:03 PM
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/207226-1/Kid-jumps-on-ice.gif

:lol:

green-lantern
01-24-2013, 02:09 PM
possible donations? - 3000GT/Stealth International Message Center (http://www.3si.org/forum/f1/possible-donations-546553/)

That is all.

Saw that last night. I thought dude had to be trolin


you ain't seen nuffin yet.
http://www.3sgto.org/f8/donate-money-good-cause-11017.html#post216110

It was Bobby! lol

Echo419
01-24-2013, 02:13 PM
oh I'm not mb3000. don't know who that is

stealthee
01-25-2013, 01:37 PM
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6973812480/hF9CE6B17/

wingnut
01-25-2013, 10:11 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/striklylegit/Lulz/52320-funny-Durex-ad-Honey-Boo-Boo_zpscdd8c432.jpg

onebadmollafolla
01-25-2013, 10:27 PM
I'd imagine this feller is going to have some back issues. :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw7su06c8UE


EDIT: We'll throw this one in hear too after NK's most recent threat. Like watching a little puppy attempt to be aggressive.

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/025/0/e/little_man_syndrome_by_jollyjack-d5sno37.jpg

DocWalt
01-25-2013, 11:32 PM
This looks like one hell of a win, but what you can't see is that the driver ended up with a pretty serious back injury.

Rednecks Roundup - Bringing you the funniest down-home country redneck and hillbilly videos on YouTube



Yeahhhh. :lo5l:

green-lantern
01-26-2013, 12:46 AM
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/025/0/e/little_man_syndrome_by_jollyjack-d5sno37.jpg

Too funny, when I was listening to the news the other day and hearing about them trying to flex, all I could think of was a pecker nat being swatted.



Yeahhhh. :lo5l:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOEIruwzf54

wingnut
01-26-2013, 01:18 PM
http://68forums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=8648&d=1359084347

stealthee
01-26-2013, 01:22 PM
http://68forums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=8648&d=1359084347

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff92/stealthee3k/redxkill.gif

Vantage
01-26-2013, 06:26 PM
Un-fucking-believable, and the video is older than the recent anti-gun craze.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHsX7STHqNg

IPD
01-27-2013, 03:06 AM
Un-fucking-believable, and the video is older than the recent anti-gun craze.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHsX7STHqNg

oh hell. now i'm going to have to register my ass as a deadly weapon, because i'm sure the damage dealt after bean-burrito night is much more lethal than an unloaded gun.

GTOJOE
01-27-2013, 03:32 AM
http://68forums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=8648&d=1359084347

Requires a login :(

wingnut
01-27-2013, 04:17 AM
Requires a login :(

My bad, its basically a picture of this...

http://www.gunreports.com/media/newspics/selector/17-4-Ruger45-1_1.jpg

...and a caption that states;

Ruger is coming out with a new firearm called the Senator, it doesnt work and you cant fire it!

Ninja Performance
01-27-2013, 11:04 AM
Un-fucking-believable, and the video is older than the recent anti-gun craze.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHsX7STHqNg

I think what she is saying is people get shot all the time with an "unloaded" gun. Cause people say or think a gun is unloaded and BAM, it wasn't. So goes the phrase, a gun is NEVER unloaded. Cmon people.
You don't honestly think she meant you can get shot without a bullet do you?

-Chris

DrGonzo
01-27-2013, 12:50 PM
I think what she is saying is people get shot all the time with an "unloaded" gun. Cause people say or think a gun is unloaded and BAM, it wasn't. So goes the phrase, a gun is NEVER unloaded. Cmon people.
You don't honestly think she meant you can get shot without a bullet do you?

-Chris

The problem with her statement is that only people who know how to properly handle a gun would understand what she was meaning "Always handle a gun as if it as loaded, regardless". Those who don't will take it the wrong way. She should have emphasized more sarcasm in the word "unloaded" to get her point across better.

Vantage
01-27-2013, 02:10 PM
You don't honestly think she meant you can get shot without a bullet do you?


She's a politician, so yup, I sure do.

onebadmollafolla
01-27-2013, 05:18 PM
She's a politician, so yup, I sure do.

It's funny because politicians are usually very well spoken and knowledgeable when it comes to these matters.

http://i.imgur.com/wgQRhFd.png

green-lantern
01-27-2013, 06:57 PM
It's funny because politicians are usually very well spoken and knowledgeable when it comes to these matters.

http://i.imgur.com/wgQRhFd.png

:lo5l: Good ole Joe, never a dull moment.

Ninja Performance
01-27-2013, 08:54 PM
he's something

-Chris

onebadmollafolla
01-27-2013, 10:39 PM
Upon not being able to form a coherent sentence it makes me sad that next in command of our armed forces can't speak to the proper wording about a topic he holds so passionately. Glocks have never, ever, had clips. Clips load some mags you detached from society, goon.

wingnut
01-27-2013, 10:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/871wryt.jpg

RealMcCoy
01-28-2013, 12:45 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7lrwahCvM1r8i1kpo1_1280.jpg

wingnut
01-28-2013, 03:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGih7eWI3E&feature=youtube_gdata_player

IPD
01-28-2013, 04:06 PM
i love the sponge bob tape

stealthee
01-28-2013, 06:12 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18cx0dvv0w216gif/original.gif

stealthee
01-28-2013, 06:20 PM
http://media-cdn.pinterest.com/upload/143552306841922508_DycFGAG2_c.jpg

93STLTH
01-28-2013, 07:04 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18cx0dvv0w216gif/original.gif

I'd love to know the story behind this.

green-lantern
01-28-2013, 07:22 PM
I'd love to know the story behind this.

Looks like he slid through from another road.

93STLTH
01-28-2013, 07:35 PM
Slid though what? I can't tell what that stuff is.

green-lantern
01-28-2013, 07:46 PM
Slid though what? I can't tell what that stuff is.

:Tantrum2: Damn Florida/California bastards!

NickS VR4
01-28-2013, 08:04 PM
Sea Foam?

RealMcCoy
01-28-2013, 09:52 PM
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f42/cid2001/journalismguide.jpg

http://i1140.photobucket.com/albums/n567/AlanTenfelder/JackDanielsFunny.jpg

green-lantern
01-28-2013, 10:19 PM
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f42/cid2001/journalismguide.jpg



:sweet:

onebadmollafolla
01-28-2013, 10:47 PM
Opportunist.

http://i.imgur.com/1bbGamx.gif

wingnut
01-28-2013, 11:26 PM
Sea Foam?

Yep, in australia...http://autos.aol.com/article/sea-foam-police-officer-australia-car/

And on the squirrel note...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpfUE3iyS5w&feature=youtube_gdata_player

box
01-29-2013, 04:04 AM
Opportunist.

Brilliant

nodoze
01-29-2013, 08:40 AM
lol love the trap launcher

2fnloud
01-29-2013, 09:58 AM
I think what she is saying is people get shot all the time with an "unloaded" gun. Cause people say or think a gun is unloaded and BAM, it wasn't. So goes the phrase, a gun is NEVER unloaded. Cmon people.
You don't honestly think she meant you can get shot without a bullet do you?

-Chris

Chris, I would like to think so, but when you have proof of this much lack of intelligence in our government:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

You NEVER can tell.

IPD
01-29-2013, 10:15 AM
Chris, I would like to think so, but when you have proof of this much lack of intelligence in our government:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

You NEVER can tell.

and to think, that's the kind of people we've ELECTED to run this country. "oh, i know, let's base strategic military decisions off of environmental concerns and 'the world is flat' scare tactics, rather than sound military doctrine and rational posturing for a timely global response."

there are simply not enough facepalms for this.

wingnut
01-29-2013, 12:53 PM
http://www.lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/27844598772746217240.jpg

green-lantern
01-29-2013, 02:22 PM
http://www.autoweek.com/storyimage/CW/20130128/F1/130129798/AR/0/Lotus-F1-E21-steering-wheel.jpg

IPD
01-29-2013, 02:52 PM
http://www.autoweek.com/storyimage/CW/20130128/F1/130129798/AR/0/Lotus-F1-E21-steering-wheel.jpg

you mean....your forza setup doesn't look like that?

HilbillyHomeboy
01-29-2013, 05:06 PM
http://i.imgur.com/jShA8dL.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/KNIJ6lJ.jpg


This one is for IPD. Proof that vidja games are eeevvviiilll.

http://i.imgur.com/YnRreZA.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
01-29-2013, 05:06 PM
http://i.imgur.com/jShA8dL.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/KNIJ6lJ.jpg


This one is for IPD. Proof that vidja games are eeevvviiilll.

http://i.imgur.com/YnRreZA.jpg

wingnut
01-29-2013, 08:22 PM
lol ^^^ the computer games one should end with..."oh, wait" :lol:

green-lantern
01-29-2013, 09:47 PM
you mean....your forza setup doesn't look like that?

Mine has "missiles" instead of "deploy angry birds" but other than that......

MeTarzan
01-30-2013, 01:07 AM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/22120_427512373996365_2095384046_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/550153_411052175648930_1219020926_n.jpg
I'm sure we've all been there :P

IPD
01-30-2013, 03:24 AM
nah. the pac-man generation aren't the ones popping x & going to raves. :) that would be the halo generation.

95gto
01-30-2013, 10:37 AM
http://www.autoweek.com/storyimage/CW/20130128/F1/130129798/AR/0/Lotus-F1-E21-steering-wheel.jpg

Jenson 'Button' FTW

green-lantern
01-30-2013, 12:14 PM
Jenson 'Button' FTW

Pretty funny huh? :lo5l:

I'm not sure if many people have paid attention to the buttons yet.

Banana lol

Echo419
01-30-2013, 01:45 PM
a Jensen button.... :lol:

DrGonzo
01-30-2013, 01:51 PM
Weird, I just got notified that Echo419 posted last in this thread but I'm not seeing his post?!? WTH??

HilbillyHomeboy
01-30-2013, 02:01 PM
Showing up fine for me. Are you using Firefox? There's a known issue.

Jeremy

IPD
01-30-2013, 02:11 PM
i have zero issues like that in ff, jeremy.

Echo419
01-30-2013, 03:11 PM
Weird, I just got notified that Echo419 posted last in this thread but I'm not seeing his post?!? WTH??

cause I'm a BAMF that's why ;)

green-lantern
01-30-2013, 03:29 PM
Weird, I just got notified that Echo419 posted last in this thread but I'm not seeing his post?!? WTH??

Alan has him on global ignore

IPD
01-30-2013, 03:39 PM
cause I'm a BAMF that's why ;)

hello global ignore.

DrGonzo
01-30-2013, 04:22 PM
cause I'm a BAMF that's why ;)

I see this post but I didn't get the one before, So he is not on my ignore list. I think steve68 is only one on my ignore list...LOL

Edit: Now after I made this post his other one about the Jenson Button showed up. looks like I'm having the same weird issues Chris was talking about in the other thread. I'm on Chrome so it's not an IE issues as he thought it was! IDK

HilbillyHomeboy
01-30-2013, 04:59 PM
I dunno. I use chrome, and have no problems(right now anyway).

Jeremy

green-lantern
01-30-2013, 05:29 PM
I see this post but I didn't get the one before, So he is not on my ignore list.

Yeah I was joking

green-lantern
01-30-2013, 05:52 PM
http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/1272013202824isxY6j6IavKLM.gif

Vantage
01-30-2013, 06:01 PM
^^lmao what the frack

green-lantern
01-30-2013, 06:19 PM
^^lmao what the frack

Meanwhile in Russia

2fnloud
01-30-2013, 06:22 PM
"Im a tank!!"

DrGonzo
01-30-2013, 06:32 PM
Virtual Dyno didn't like one of my old log files very much... O.o

http://3s.gonzoinc.com/albums/userpics/10002/Dyno_1.jpg

familyMAN
01-30-2013, 07:59 PM
Seems legit

wingnut
01-30-2013, 11:34 PM
http://i1258.photobucket.com/albums/ii535/madcaddyman/483_how_i_spent_time_in_my_garage_700.jpg

anyonebutme
01-30-2013, 11:37 PM
True story

RealMcCoy
01-30-2013, 11:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/raFpXTb.gif

DK77
01-31-2013, 02:08 AM
^
Makes me think of the "magic trick" from the Dark Knight LOL

HilbillyHomeboy
01-31-2013, 08:32 AM
http://i.imgur.com/GckaroI.gif

NickS VR4
01-31-2013, 08:39 AM
http://i.imgur.com/EOa82iX.jpg

green-lantern
01-31-2013, 09:59 AM
http://i.imgur.com/raFpXTb.gif

Next on craxy ex-girlfriends.......

IPD
01-31-2013, 01:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5dSyT50Cs8

Neil D. Tyson is one of my favorite individuals on the planet.

DocWalt
01-31-2013, 01:59 PM
I agree with IPD on something besides the color purple being a nice accent color :p

AgentOblivious
01-31-2013, 02:10 PM
http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/486113_545306778827879_1138108102_n.jpg

If you've seen Django you'll get it.

j2k4
01-31-2013, 04:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5dSyT50Cs8

Neil D. Tyson is one of my favorite individuals on the planet.

This is why I refer to my faith as...faith.

I do feel we generally lack the art to properly describe the need to act with courtesy, honor and integrity toward each other without it, but...until my threshold for abiding rudeness or cheap behavior is toppled, I guess there's nothing to worry about, at least for me. :)

I don't hassle people for not believing, though - not that Tyson is - but I have had people accost me in the street to offer arguments for non-belief, and likewise watched enough proselytizing to know it makes me just as uncomfortable.

People of both camps should just STFU about it, frankly.





People in any other camps can just go fuck themselves.

green-lantern
01-31-2013, 05:12 PM
http://i.imgur.com/I3CMA4w.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/x4D6Q0V.jpg
http://www.woahh.com/uploads/what_if._2624522079.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/goose-fight-goose-run-over.gif?w=450&h=205

93STLTH
01-31-2013, 05:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/raFpXTb.gif
"F*ck yo truck!!"



As a side note, why the heck did he park so far from the front door anyway??

green-lantern
01-31-2013, 05:43 PM
As a side note, why the heck did he park so far from the front door anyway??

Keep it safe.....duh

FeaRpb
01-31-2013, 09:20 PM
http://cdn.hugelol.org/i/63560.gif

IPD
02-02-2013, 12:37 PM
http://warningsignsstore.com/images/Warning%20Do%20Not%20Screw%20With%20my%20Hyundai%2 0copy.jpg

just need some for mitsubishi...

onebadmollafolla
02-02-2013, 08:26 PM
http://warningsignsstore.com/images/Warning%20Do%20Not%20Screw%20With%20my%20Hyundai%2 0copy.jpg

just need some for mitsubishi...

Close enough.

http://i.imgur.com/XapDdlC.png

onebadmollafolla
02-02-2013, 10:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1UpLatwmBY



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhz9Aa6tDwk&feature=share

RealMcCoy
02-02-2013, 11:24 PM
Aparrently the U.S. legal system isn't the only one in the world that's fucked.... Check out the testimonial from the satisfied client:

http://www.accidentclaims.org/


http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k252/lnmccoy/ForumPics/UKlegal_zps69bc9db7.jpg

FeaRpb
02-03-2013, 02:32 AM
http://i.imgur.com/ShkzUc9.jpg

athamay
02-03-2013, 11:18 AM
my god I love this thread, gave me a few laughs on a day I sorely needed it, will contribute later

Alex3000gt
02-03-2013, 11:37 AM
"F*ck yo truck!!"



As a side note, why the heck did he park so far from the front door anyway??

Possibly because of handicap spots that we can't see marked. Typically the spots in front of gas station doors are either handicapped or crosshatched for ingress/egress from the store.

futurevr4man
02-03-2013, 12:06 PM
my friends dog does the growling thing as well. its fun haha

IPD
02-03-2013, 12:17 PM
Possibly because of handicap spots that we can't see marked. Typically the spots in front of gas station doors are either handicapped or crosshatched for ingress/egress from the store.

and he probably didn't want some drunk assclown dinging his truck with a car door.

MeTarzan
02-03-2013, 04:36 PM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/529321_603669769662480_1082391310_n.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
02-04-2013, 10:38 AM
Very loud, watch your volume on this one.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=032_1359911348

Alan92RTTT
02-04-2013, 11:03 AM
Holy crap!

Alan92RTTT
02-04-2013, 11:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZi4JxbTwPo

Ninja Performance
02-04-2013, 11:38 AM
damnit, I've been rick rolled

-Chris

Ninja Performance
02-04-2013, 11:40 AM
Very loud, watch your volume on this one.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=032_1359911348

OH MY FREAKIN GOD.......

-Chris

Ninja Performance
02-04-2013, 11:53 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5dSyT50Cs8

Neil D. Tyson is one of my favorite individuals on the planet.

Always liked this guy, now I like him even more.

-Chris

green-lantern
02-04-2013, 12:48 PM
Very loud, watch your volume on this one.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=032_1359911348

Holy crap, is that Beaker from the Muppets riding in car? That's a high pitched voice!

green-lantern
02-04-2013, 12:54 PM
and he probably didn't want some drunk assclown dinging his truck with a car door.

That's why I park far away, doesn't matter though, some ass hat will still park next to it.

DrGonzo
02-04-2013, 01:16 PM
Holy crap, is that Beaker from the Muppets riding in car? That's a high pitched voice!

http://3s.gonzoinc.com/albums/userpics/10002/QZEm9.jpg

green-lantern
02-04-2013, 01:22 PM
I laugh every time I see that puppet lol

MeTarzan
02-04-2013, 02:16 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/379695_338017016306763_1241927794_n.jpg

DrGonzo
02-04-2013, 02:44 PM
I laugh every time I see that puppet lol

I have him as the background on my secondary monitor. He is looking up at my gonzo stuffed animal sitting above the monitor....

HilbillyHomeboy
02-04-2013, 03:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/sT1LEOz.gif

green-lantern
02-04-2013, 03:11 PM
Somebody needs to switch to decaffeinated…..or lay off the PCP

J-Groove
02-04-2013, 03:33 PM
Damn!! Makes me want to see the whole video to see what happened before.

-John

HilbillyHomeboy
02-04-2013, 03:45 PM
Damn!! Makes me want to see the whole video to see what happened before.

-John

This asshole is known for this. Many more people have come forward now to say he had done this kind of stuff to them, also.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYm9vCPLoG4

dpartinvr4
02-04-2013, 03:55 PM
http://i.imgur.com/sT1LEOz.gif
I would not hesitate to run that ass hat over.

green-lantern
02-04-2013, 03:55 PM
This asshole is known for this. Many more people have come forward now to say he had done this kind of stuff to them, also.



I'm surprised he's still alive then. Probably 50% of the people in my town are armed. He would get a bullet in his head real quick.

HilbillyHomeboy
02-04-2013, 04:02 PM
I'm surprised he's still alive then. Probably 50% of the people in my town are armed. He would get a bullet in his head real quick.

Australia.

And yeah, I would absolutely run him over, too. Self defense, dude's a lunatic!

Jeremy

IPD
02-04-2013, 04:02 PM
austrailia, this is what you get for trying to mimic the UK's gun laws.

i'm betting you don't see road rage like that in texas...because the aggressor would probably be shot by a .45acp before he even got close to punching the windshield.

J-Groove
02-04-2013, 04:55 PM
Holy shit!?!?!

Yeah, I can't believe that guy is alive!

I understand in Australia, they have bass ackwards gun laws, but I'm still surprised the guy has not been run over multiple times. Pin the psycho between the two vehicles.

But as for the comments about Texas...yup. I say at least a quarter of all drivers are armed. That psycho would be taken out before long.

Watching that video, I would be freaked the fuck out if I was in that guys shoes.

-John

wingnut
02-04-2013, 04:55 PM
shamelessly stolen from the chat, courtesy of mitoska...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKQdlXvbWSU

...but holy crap!

HilbillyHomeboy
02-04-2013, 05:08 PM
Sweet jump! :lol:

I get the feeling they thought they were actually going to pull that off. Who does that with a 60k commercially produced truck? Idiots.

Jeremy

JasonY
02-04-2013, 06:49 PM
You can get away with that chit on sand...but not packed dirt...lol

Jason

NickS VR4
02-04-2013, 10:36 PM
http://i.imgur.com/TcChcCN.gif

IPD
02-05-2013, 12:20 AM
Sweet jump! :lol:

I get the feeling they thought they were actually going to pull that off. Who does that with a 60k commercially produced truck? Idiots.

Jeremy

he's got an APC bumper on it; it MUST be bulletproof.

p.s.

no redneck ever stops to think about the spinal injuries liable to occur when you do shit like this. i saw a video of a guy doing a jump with a virtually unmodified 70's sedan & the end result (after MONTHS in a hospital) was that he was like 3" shorter, due to spine compression injuries.

green-lantern
02-05-2013, 07:02 AM
no redneck ever stops to think about the spinal injuries liable to occur when you do shit like this.

Hey man! Hold my beer and watch this! :awesome:

Ninja Performance
02-05-2013, 09:01 AM
Hey Ya'll, Watch This!

-Chris

RI 3gtvr4
02-05-2013, 11:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbzmt2OSOog

green-lantern
02-05-2013, 11:10 AM
V What does a Redneck say right before he dies? V






Hey man! Hold my beer and watch this! :awesome:


Hey Ya'll, Watch This!

-Chris

IPD
02-05-2013, 11:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbzmt2OSOog

does it also collect the ticket at the entrance to the garage & pay the parking fees on it's own? does it also know how to avoid the maniac blonde soccer-mom who is applying lipstick while backing up her yukon into the "compact only" parking spot? and if it does get in an accident (through no fault of audi) does it tell you, or do you just sit at the drop-off point for an hour wondering wtf happened?

HilbillyHomeboy
02-05-2013, 11:28 AM
Pretty amazing stuff.

Jeremy

BucknVr4
02-05-2013, 12:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbzmt2OSOog

Just image being the poor schmuck that gets stuck behind one of these driving up 8 levels before finding a parking spot!!

MeTarzan
02-05-2013, 01:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbzmt2OSOog

Its just one step closer to a completely autonomous car


https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=10200513223453109

dpartinvr4
02-05-2013, 01:57 PM
is it smart enough to recognize that what seems like the first two floors of all parking garages on campus are $1000 parking permit only spaces, and to not park until you get to the poor mans levels?

NickS VR4
02-05-2013, 02:22 PM
My guess is this only works for special garages that have been digitally mapped out.

green-lantern
02-05-2013, 03:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b424iGkWe0Q

NickS VR4
02-05-2013, 03:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b424iGkWe0Q

Wow, awesome fail.

j2k4
02-05-2013, 03:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b424iGkWe0Q

Done in by a saddlebag...:lol:

Best I've seen in a while...

wingnut
02-05-2013, 08:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbzmt2OSOog

do...not...like



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b424iGkWe0Q

laffed...my..ass...off

wingnut
02-05-2013, 09:06 PM
http://i.imgur.com/K8wWTGO.jpg?1

green-lantern
02-05-2013, 09:08 PM
:lol:

IPD
02-06-2013, 10:13 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1034314/

this movie. o.m.f.g.

rlacasse1
02-06-2013, 10:22 AM
^^^^ That movie was retardedly hilarious. "It's like little Africa in this motha fucka"

DrGonzo
02-06-2013, 11:34 AM
Ha, I was wondering about it. I keep seeing it pop up in my netflix queue.

IPD
02-06-2013, 01:57 PM
Ha, I was wondering about it. I keep seeing it pop up in my netflix queue.

watch it. you can buy me a beer later for recommending it.

nodoze
02-06-2013, 02:18 PM
Yea def worth a watch , mildly funny and entertaining

Sent from my HTC Hero S using Tapatalk 2

IPD
02-06-2013, 02:32 PM
worth watching for the hitler downfall imitation scene alone

MeTarzan
02-07-2013, 01:38 AM
http://www.mandatory.com/2013/02/07/this-is-what-happens-when-youre-allergic-to-hair-dye/

onebadmollafolla
02-07-2013, 02:49 AM
http://i.imgur.com/VVoeZ.gif

MeTarzan
02-07-2013, 03:09 AM
http://i.imgur.com/VVoeZ.gif


That has to be the freakiest then ever the first time it loaded it froze at the last part and I was :eek4: at the last part waiting for something to happen till i couldnt take it anymore and refreshed OMG that was scary

green-lantern
02-07-2013, 06:55 AM
The beer goggle blocker

NickS VR4
02-07-2013, 11:51 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8c9_1360192378

green-lantern
02-07-2013, 12:51 PM
The one guy trying to ignore them on the bench :lo5l:

He looked a bit like Pete.

wingnut
02-07-2013, 09:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Di6PfMt.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QAUAs5M.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/piwJK6d.jpg

mb3000
02-08-2013, 09:30 AM
Took this picture myself, thought it was pretty funny.

http://i928.photobucket.com/albums/ad128/mb3000gt_photos/EBFE2517-B038-49AD-B772-9EC5A39B85C2-3847-000005A209CFC2EA_zps80a44034.jpg

DocWalt
02-08-2013, 09:45 AM
lol, nice.

HilbillyHomeboy
02-08-2013, 10:29 AM
Love it. I have a picture similar to that with my old VW. 1,000lb hitch, trailer weighed 1080 empty. Then loaded 3 all wood bedroom suits. The trailer with contents ending up being as larger, or larger than the VW. Car hauled it like a champ.

Jeremy

TT Eric
02-08-2013, 02:57 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/65588_352728401508139_129827204_n.jpg

Eric