DeMotivators

[R/T93]

The last drift cat was the best, perfect launch!

[J-Groove]

Sketch, dear god, that video made me cry I was laughing so hard.

I need to get a video of my cat doing the same thing.

-John

[CoopKill]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/fe6f1859-8d7c-4dbb-9f3a-a4d1061b7d9a.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/6aa42b84-1612-4c51-aacd-bad47de80188.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/3c4da2f0-91ec-4c0a-ad42-f4c6b314f493.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/18068fa5-ef79-4b75-9063-2875956968b4.jpg

[sketch]

http://i.imgur.com/okcKB.png

[sketch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXeijjlQwfg&feature=channel

[93STLTH]

http://wackymania.com/image/2010/12/funny-fail-photos/funny-fail-photos-18.jpg

http://wackymania.com/image/2010/12/funny-fail-photos/funny-fail-photos-23.jpg

http://wackymania.com/image/2010/12/funny-fail-photos/funny-fail-photos-25.jpg

http://wackymania.com/image/2010/12/funny-fail-photos/funny-fail-photos-05.jpg

http://www.bezbrige.com/images/stories/galerija/07/motivationals-8/bezbrige.com-16.jpg

[Telionis]

\/ Dude throws a sewing needle through pane of glass!:

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/8f16dc92-74db-4e4e-a117-d47a6d62f7d0.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/spideronsteroidsp1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/hoppingforhopep1.gif

\/ Gotta try this with the bugger that raids my bird feeder:

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/122350df-4d46-4b24-b236-e06c0441d9d9.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/639ea094-e21a-4bff-9e75-bdc7e282fb1f.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/9486668a-f08d-4b5a-9c4e-12ccf5973ced.gif

/\ Hope this guy isn't sick.

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/5f58157c-c15e-42a2-988b-dc959c1d6fd6.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/732110bf-72e7-49ce-b7b7-864ba291052f.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/candytrapp1.gif

\/ Kind of feel like a dick for laughing at this one:

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/177956-1/Standing_motorcycle.gif

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Yorkie poker face FTW!

Lol, screw that guy on the bike. You dick off, you pay the consequences.

Jeremy

[MADMarc]

lmao "I'm a snaaaaaaaake" Watch it on Tosh.o...friggin hilarious.

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/ySZYu.jpg



Yorkie poker face FTW!


That Yorkie has a poker face because his owner got him high. And no, I am not joking. Some worthless pothead on reddit...

[CoopKill]

http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr302/caliswift/heinz.jpg

[sketch]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/andrewbrandon19/internet%20pics/buffering.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/andrewbrandon19/internet%20pics/1204045495595.jpg
HL2 reference ^^

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/2240/ownedusbeb2.jpg
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4277/1169377730701sp3.jpg
http://s4.tinypic.com/2dhy9a1.jpg
http://www.hutmeel.nl/demotivator/darwinawards.jpg
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6060/epicgfu.jpg


http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w46/kunn/Despair65.jpg

[Telionis]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/demotivational-posters-aircraft-crossing.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/demotivational-posters-im-sure-hes-legit.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/demotivational-posters-work.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/demotivational-posters-untitled.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/ed6d06b1-cd0f-429a-bf52-94feb5bd72a3.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/a3a06106-7975-40b1-b698-562748679589.jpg

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/dammitescherp1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/af2ea7c0-7f10-42ad-ae79-0f957c159ad5.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/f33bb480-8934-44b0-adc6-702e6fa6d021.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/d961ac40-f6fa-4544-a80e-708616110098.gif

[R/T93]

OMG the river otter is precious! no homo

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/3if99.jpg

Just a little insight and clarification to this picture.

http://i.imgur.com/cFIDc.jpg

[HilbillyHomeboy]

LMAO...welcome to the internet to those who thought that pic was real. :lmao:

Jeremy

[IPD]

knew it wasn't real...but i couldn't find it on snopes. my google-fu is yet weak.

[Echo419]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/af2ea7c0-7f10-42ad-ae79-0f957c159ad5.gif

I've spent the last 1/2hr with this up on my screen I can't stop watching and I'm not even a "boob guy" :lol:

[2fnloud]

I've spent the last 1/2hr with this up on my screen I can't stop watching and I'm not even a "boob guy" :lol:

coming out of the closet I see. It is ok the first step towards is.....WTH am I typing....WELCOME TO THE CLUB BROTHER!!

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/5xzSy.png

[NickS VR4]

NSFW: PETA's Controversial New Super Bowl Ad (VIDEO/NSFW) (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/31/peta-super-bowl-ad_n_816341.html)

PETA Superbowl commercial (banned?)

[Telionis]

This seems legit:

http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/1707/lawyerqi5.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1101/uniforms-fashion-success-body-curves-demotivational-posters-1296097791.jpg

/\ I wonder what their sport of choice is...

http://i.imgur.com/yXms5.jpg

http://www.geekosystem.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/antoine-dogson-550x361.jpg

http://www.jacanaent.com/Photos/DemotivPost/IndianCuisine.jpg

http://www.jacanaent.com/Photos/DemotivPost/DogEmotions.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/fKYoS.jpg

/\ As long as his 20 man camera crew has his hot tub prepared for when the scene is done.

http://i.imgur.com/0U5Ww.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1101/until-you-jay-cutler-toughness-demotivational-posters-1295890947.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RKsYn.jpg

[CoopKill]

:lmao:
http://i.imgur.com/RKsYn.jpg

[Granny]

:lmao:
http://i.imgur.com/RKsYn.jpg

I think I know that Guy!

[CoopKill]

I think I know that Guy!:w00t::Bwahaha:

[AdamVR4]

LMAO...welcome to the internet to those who thought that pic was real. :lmao:

Jeremy

When I saw the pic, I thought it would have made sense if it were a photochopped backpack, but they did a decent job, so whatever.

The additional chops were hilarious, BTW.

[Telionis]

I have a 2 year old Grandson that crafty. LOL!

You need to repost the story about you and the snapping turtle!
I LMAO!

This one???

3000GT/Stealth International Message Center (http://www.3si.org/forum/f174/dude-snapping-turtles-mean-422677/)

Cliff Notes: Snapping turtles... they are fast as f-ck and have aggression management problems!!!
_________________________

I had to get one off the road for this lady and her kids on the way home from work. Who would have expected that all the able-bodied men driving by didn't bother trying to move it and instead just drove past? Not to be sexist about her being unable to do it herself, but she was actually scared to death of it. She still was nice enough to park next to it so nobody would hit it, but she couldn't do anything more but try to flag someone else down.


(I actually bet it could cause a crash if someone didn't see it until the last minute, or even worse, hit it at full speed. I mean, you hit a 8" tall organic speed-bump with just one wheel at 40 mph in a sedan, it could easily cause a crash. Or you might see it and swerve off the road to avoid the little dinosaur. I considered it a threat to people, as well as to itself there.)

So I stopped and tried foolishly to prod it along with my snow scraper thing... I was expecting it to either move, hiss at me, or ignore me. But apparently the only thing it knows how to do is MOTHER F_CKING ATTACK!!!!! The Jurassic bastard jumped at me. I mean, he was too heavy to get off the ground, but he literally got almost a foot closer and took a swing at my foot (with his mouth, not a fist). Holy crap, I knew they were fast, but not that fast. They are MUCH faster than a dog trying to catch a toy.

Back to the truck to look for something longer... The only thing I could find was the retractable cargo-cover thing in the back of my Jeep. It worked well enough, though he took some pieces out of it. It was too slick for the thing to get a good grip on with its jaw, but that didn't stop him from attacking the sh-t out of it. Furthermore, when I tried to push him off the road, he decided his best course of action was to push back and try to go the other way. I literally had the opposite of a tug of war with a 30 lbs snapping turtle, trying to push its dumbass with a 6 foot plastic stick while people are driving at full speed (assholes didn't even slow down when they saw a fat dude in dress clothes fighting with a pissed off snapping turtle in the right lane???).

I flipped him over a couple of times, expecting I could slide his ass like a hockey puck, but every time he flipped back in less than a second and charged the stick again. Man, what an effort. I finally pushed his dumbass into the grass where he had no traction, and slid him under the guard rail, but I wouldn't be surprised if he decided to go back onto the road as soon as I left. The cantankerous dinosaur-looking mother f-cker...

I much prefer moving little turtles that just go into their shells and pee if you pick them up.


:lmao:
http://i.imgur.com/RKsYn.jpg

I love how they bothered to find grass to use as pubes...

[IPD]

http://www.geekosystem.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/antoine-dogson-550x361.jpg

i lol'd!

[Granny]

This one???

3000GT/Stealth International Message Center (http://www.3si.org/forum/f174/dude-snapping-turtles-mean-422677/)

Cliff Notes: Snapping turtles... they are fast as f-ck and have aggression management problems!!!
_________________________

I had to get one off the road for this lady and her kids on the way home from work. Who would have expected that all the able-bodied men driving by didn't bother trying to move it and instead just drove past? Not to be sexist about her being unable to do it herself, but she was actually scared to death of it. She still was nice enough to park next to it so nobody would hit it, but she couldn't do anything more but try to flag someone else down.


(I actually bet it could cause a crash if someone didn't see it until the last minute, or even worse, hit it at full speed. I mean, you hit a 8" tall organic speed-bump with just one wheel at 40 mph in a sedan, it could easily cause a crash. Or you might see it and swerve off the road to avoid the little dinosaur. I considered it a threat to people, as well as to itself there.)

So I stopped and tried foolishly to prod it along with my snow scraper thing... I was expecting it to either move, hiss at me, or ignore me. But apparently the only thing it knows how to do is MOTHER F_CKING ATTACK!!!!! The Jurassic bastard jumped at me. I mean, he was too heavy to get off the ground, but he literally got almost a foot closer and took a swing at my foot (with his mouth, not a fist). Holy crap, I knew they were fast, but not that fast. They are MUCH faster than a dog trying to catch a toy.

Back to the truck to look for something longer... The only thing I could find was the retractable cargo-cover thing in the back of my Jeep. It worked well enough, though he took some pieces out of it. It was too slick for the thing to get a good grip on with its jaw, but that didn't stop him from attacking the sh-t out of it. Furthermore, when I tried to push him off the road, he decided his best course of action was to push back and try to go the other way. I literally had the opposite of a tug of war with a 30 lbs snapping turtle, trying to push its dumbass with a 6 foot plastic stick while people are driving at full speed (assholes didn't even slow down when they saw a fat dude in dress clothes fighting with a pissed off snapping turtle in the right lane???).

I flipped him over a couple of times, expecting I could slide his ass like a hockey puck, but every time he flipped back in less than a second and charged the stick again. Man, what an effort. I finally pushed his dumbass into the grass where he had no traction, and slid him under the guard rail, but I wouldn't be surprised if he decided to go back onto the road as soon as I left. The cantankerous dinosaur-looking mother f-cker...

I much prefer moving little turtles that just go into their shells and pee if you pick them up.



I love how they bothered to find grass to use as pubes...

That's the one!

"Jurassic bastard" :Bwahaha:

Thanks for the laugh...again. :D

[onebadmollafolla]

This pretty much sums up most debates on here.

http://i.imgur.com/qePef.jpg

[1993RT/TT]

i know its old but after reading that turtle story, i think we need this one too.
Rope a Deer? (http://www.bowhunting.net/artman/publish/NEWS/Rope_a_Deer.shtml)

[Dbeltran24]

i know its old but after reading that turtle story, i think we need this one too.
Rope a Deer? (http://www.bowhunting.net/artman/publish/NEWS/Rope_a_Deer.shtml)

Hilarious!!!

[bluzvr4]

some nudes for u guys
http://www.kirppismonitori.fi/flash/nudegirls.swf

[onebadmollafolla]

some nudes for u guys
http://www.kirppismonitori.fi/flash/nudegirls.swf

LMAO! Well played.

[CoopKill]

some nudes for u guys
http://www.kirppismonitori.fi/flash/nudegirls.swf

:lmao:

[AgentOblivious]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vasc8ghyu1g

[B-Man]

http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/naughty-memes-very-demotivational-totally-was1.jpg

[IPD]

This pretty much sums up most debates on here.

http://i.imgur.com/qePef.jpg

yep, that's me. :)

[Tsi_shinobi]

http://static.numaga.com/galleries/demotivationals17/2010_Demotivational_004/height_1440.jpg
http://static.numaga.com/galleries/demotivationals17/2010_Demotivational_005/height_1440.jpg
http://badcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sexy-demotivational-posters-09-250x250.jpg
http://static.numaga.com/galleries/demotivationals17/2010_Demotivational_006/height_1440.jpg
http://www.cavemancircus.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2009/december/sexy_demotivational_posters/sexy_demotivational_posters_12.jpg
http://static.numaga.com/galleries/demotivationals17/2010_Demotivational_020/height_1440.jpg
http://demotivatorsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Scuba-Demotivational-posters-11.jpg

http://i357.photobucket.com/albums/oo18/la_marmota_qfuma_mota/panda-dog-demotivational-poster-122.jpg
http://static.numaga.com/galleries/demotivationals17/2010_Demotivational_066/height_1440.jpg
http://static.numaga.com/galleries/demotivationals17/2010_Demotivational_080/height_1440.jpg

[DocWalt]

http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/naughty-memes-very-demotivational-totally-was1.jpg

lol... who would take a pic in that pose?

[onebadmollafolla]

If you have the time, watch all of these videos. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFA-rOls8YA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rE0-ek6MZA

[terrets]

lol... who would take a pic in that pose?

How else do you expect her to pose? lol. I dont think she can move her legs..

The deer story and nude link were greeaat.

[NickS VR4]

I want...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-KczCp0OQ4

[CoopKill]

What the hell!

What is powering that thing?

[carmiencke]

What the hell!

What is powering that thing?

Its a waterjetpack. I think there for sale to the public between 130k-160k right now.

[J_Parker]

How else do you expect her to pose? lol. I dont think she can move her legs..

The deer story and nude link were greeaat.

I think it may actually have to do with the fact that every name on her cast is that of a dudes... If you look deep into her eyes she looks like a self loathing skank trying to fit her one night stands in place of her father's neglect.

[Telionis]

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-facebook-fails-milking-it.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/3/e54a6534-154d-46eb-8cd9-9e77329333b8.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

Call of Duty: Black Ops

http://i.imgur.com/kONFD.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/kOiKR.jpg

[AdamVR4]

That's awesome. I wonder if anyone actually tries to have sex in that situation.

[onebadmollafolla]

http://www.intrepid.com.au/pics/thumbs/lrg-2792-a-man-walks-into-a-bar.png

[1993RT/TT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIml7cPow0E

[R/T93]

WTH man why you gotta creep me out before I go to sleep.

[Telionis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIml7cPow0E

Meh. I'd do that as a party trick. Those spiders are cute! This I would not do:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB5Z3YJqMys

Mormon trolling is always fun:

http://i.imgur.com/zwv3y.jpg

Ohh, he got the guy to fall for it, but then ruined the punch line!?! What a waste.

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-meanwhile2.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-jersey-shore.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/d84325da-a5fb-4b79-a14b-c104d6a8713f.jpg

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/satansdollp1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/diggingforsilverp1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/972f171c-7f98-4072-8134-c298b43efcdb.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/69c34963-e841-448e-a443-67cd72f3b67c.gif

[GTO Assassin]

That Connery one is brilliant!

Scotty

[GTOJOE]

Except Connery would say mother not mom.... but it is gold, and I bet every person who read it did so in his voice hahaha

[GTO Assassin]

That was my initial thought as well Joe.

[Telionis]

http://i.imgur.com/IIU33.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

I have to disagree 100% with that assault comparison. Assault weapons though similar, are generally much lighter and adjustable which is a rather large variable to be pulling.

[onebadmollafolla]

Fun fact.

http://i.imgur.com/B5JRY.jpg

[2fnloud]

LOL that is great.

[sketch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR4oKUjzv00&feature=relmfu

[jba3]

Fun fact.

http://i.imgur.com/B5JRY.jpg

WHOA.

I've seen Fraggle Rock AND Boondock Saints a lot of times. Never noticed!

[stealthee]

Fun fact.

http://i.imgur.com/B5JRY.jpg

Mother fuck. I knew that old bastard looked familair.

[DocWalt]

Never seen fraggle rock besides clips. I knew I recognized him from somewhere, lol

[onebadmollafolla]

:lol:


http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/news/local/chibrknews-man-gets-snowy-revenge-on-shovel-thief-20110207,0,7451209.story

[stealthee]

I just got myself in trouble. I told the gf about Doc being well Doc in Fraggle Rock. She's a huge Boondock Saints fan and the reason I first watched it.

Well after I told her she was like "See you never listen to me. I know I've told you that before"

:lol:

[Telionis]

LMFAO! Internet campaign fails to sway Detroit Mayor:

Twitter / Mayor Dave Bing: @MT There are not any plan ... (http://twitter.com/mayordavebing/status/34698788601860096)

[Ninja Performance]

Never seen fraggle rock besides clips. I knew I recognized him from somewhere, lol

Watched them all the time growing up!

-Chris

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/rXhke.jpg

[3KVT]

^^ Hahahahaha

[Granny]

http://i.imgur.com/rXhke.jpg

:bitch: Dumb Bitch!

[CoopKill]

:bitch: Dumb Bitch!

:lmao: ........ :Innocent:

[AgentOblivious]

http://images0.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/3801581/YOUR-VAGINA-MAY-CONTAIN-MY-PENIS.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Diagnostic-House

http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2010/09/10/060vrs3oi3.gif

[onebadmollafolla]

Let's kick today off right with this!

http://i.imgur.com/2vio2.gif

[onebadmollafolla]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/memes-bought-a-box-of-condoms.jpg

[GTO Assassin]

http://i.imgur.com/5xzSy.png

Fun faster? Is spell check or learning to spell the word RUN really that hard?

Scotty

[NickS VR4]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnyKkA05nYw

[stealthee]

And just in time for Valentine's. :lol:

[CoopKill]

I think one of them, or both are living a lie there. How could one not know or suspect that reaction?

Maybe she just got the nerves and had to puke?:barfaway:

[CoopKill]

http://2pep.com/funny%20pics/funny%20hilarious/super_funny_hilarious_pictures_crazy_fun_laughing_ santa_accident-18593.jpg

http://www.hairyfish.org/wp-content/photos/DSC00907.jpg

http://jokes.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/whale-sinks-boat.jpg

http://jokes.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/bike-in-car.jpg

http://jokes.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/plane-crash-5.jpg

http://jokes.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/tornado.jpg

http://jokes.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/rear-view.jpg


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/782622/

[NickS VR4]

Also makes me wonder if it is staged, just to be a youtube hit.

[GTO Assassin]

I think one of them, or both are living a lie there. How could one not know or suspect that reaction?

I asked my partner the other day how people ever say no. I mean, don't you know your fucking partner well enough to know whether or not they will say yes or not? Lauren is always asking me when we are getting married so there wont be any nerves or unsureity. (is that even a word???) So when someone asks and they get a no, I dont feel bad at all! lol And there's a good chance that was staged.

Scotty

[sketch]

staged or not, that marriage proposal rejection still hits a 8.5-9.0 on the "this is so fucking awkward" meter, knowing that she's going to say no

unrelated:
http://i.imgur.com/SzD8X.jpg

[2fnloud]

Right when I was wondering if Pluto was going to be included, I scroll down......Epic!!!

[CoopKill]

Agreed...

[R/T93]

OMG Pluto, so funny.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAZQ0qX5iR0"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAZQ0qX5iR0

[mb3000]

Ahh, the champ!

http://www.adam-mcfarland.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/woody_ex.jpg

[R/T93]

Good ol Woody Paige.

[onebadmollafolla]

Shitsweak.

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/178636-1/Model_ankles_walk.gif


http://www.helpfeedthetroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Girls_Are_Like_Condoms_Troll.jpg

[DocWalt]

Dude, that girl with the heels, ew. I can't stop watching it, but man, that had to hurt like a mofo.

[onebadmollafolla]

:lol: Based on a true story apparently.


http://i.imgur.com/xMXw5.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/d8dQA.jpg

[sublime_whatigo]

http://i.imgur.com/d8dQA.jpg

What are these posters called? Was looking for a specific one a while back, eventually remembered it.

[sketch]

What are these posters called? Was looking for a specific one a while back, eventually remembered it.

"Verbose (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Verbose_Thread)" (pic thumbnails possibly NSFW, haven't looked through them) is the wording style, although I'm unsure what the name is when they have this guy

[onebadmollafolla]

What are these posters called? Was looking for a specific one a while back, eventually remembered it.

IIRC his name is Joseph DeCreux. If you type it into Google images you'll get countless hits.

[R/T93]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/35/FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.jpg

[IPD]

"archaic rap" is the google hotphrase for it. i don't give a crap what ED says. ED is simply wikipedia written by /b/-tards.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/VuBpx.png

[bluemax_1]

http://i.imgur.com/VuBpx.png

Yack*** that just reminded me of something. In college, I had a roommate from Asia who used to consume (can't remember if it was in powder or liquid form) some Chinese herbal concoction that contained, among other things, Bull semen. something about higher testosterone levels.

Now I HAVE found numerous Chinese herbal remedies/medicines that are incredibly effective. The one for strep throat is the MOST effective thing I've EVER found for strep throat. Used in the optimal (but absolutely nasty) way, it tends to get rid of strep throat within 24 to 48 hours, where antibiotics tend to take at least 5 days before your throat stops hurting. anyone interested can look up 'Watermelon Frost Sore Throat Powder'. Be warned though, the stuff tastes FOUL. Yunnan Paiyao is another incredibly effective Chinese herbal medicine. first found out about this one while watching an Australian documentary. An Aussie doc heard about it and after conducting some tests, concluded that the stuff was so effective (it has hemostatic properties), he said he now keeps a bottle in his car, a bottle in his boat and numerous bottles all around the house. There's also the combination of Tienchi and Dit Da Jow, for bruises and contusions (great when your Martial Arts instructor is a heartless bastard whose arms and legs happen to be harder than an old oak tree).

The idea of drinking bull semen making you more manly is ridiculous though,... otherwise, there'd be a lot more manly college girls walking around.


Max

[DocWalt]

^^ :lol: "manly college girls" killed me.

[IPD]

Yack*** that just reminded me of something. In college, I had a roommate from Asia who used to consume (can't remember if it was in powder or liquid form) some Chinese herbal concoction that contained, among other things, Bull semen. something about higher testosterone levels.

Now I HAVE found numerous Chinese herbal remedies/medicines that are incredibly effective. The one for strep throat is the MOST effective thing I've EVER found for strep throat. Used in the optimal (but absolutely nasty) way, it tends to get rid of strep throat within 24 to 48 hours, where antibiotics tend to take at least 5 days before your throat stops hurting. anyone interested can look up 'Watermelon Frost Sore Throat Powder'. Be warned though, the stuff tastes FOUL. Yunnan Paiyao is another incredibly effective Chinese herbal medicine. first found out about this one while watching an Australian documentary. An Aussie doc heard about it and after conducting some tests, concluded that the stuff was so effective (it has hemostatic properties), he said he now keeps a bottle in his car, a bottle in his boat and numerous bottles all around the house. There's also the combination of Tienchi and Dit Da Jow, for bruises and contusions (great when your Martial Arts instructor is a heartless bastard whose arms and legs happen to be harder than an old oak tree).

The idea of drinking bull semen making you more manly is ridiculous though,... otherwise, there'd be a lot more manly college girls walking around.


Max

"a man can't stand, he can't fight. a man can't breathe, he can't fight. a man can't see, he can't fight."

[onebadmollafolla]

:lol: Unreal!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL58hUAGQu8

[CoopKill]

That's not far down the freeway from here...

Gets better when they hit the bank at just the right angle! lol

[RealMcCoy]

They race those things down here at Boatnik every year. They're pretty insane... That track in Albany is pretty awesome though. I'll have to go up and watch them some time. It would almost be worth enduring the smell... :D

[AgentOblivious]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi6Ddd6eRqM

[IPD]

i want a refund on that 6 minutes of my life, AO.

here's something that /b/-tards should recognize:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCae3aSUqaM

[Mikes2nd]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7kMG4yijVY&feature=related

[Tsi_shinobi]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg49fkWzMa1qbu4n1o1_500.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfh28uauXA1qg8v0so1_500.jpg
http://maisonbisson.com/deadletterbox/files/2010/01/ice-ice-baby.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/adbced28-e4b9-4cf6-9610-6e94975ee921.jpg

[SilverBullet]

:) :) :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7kMG4yijVY&feature=related

[Danube_3KGT]

Sorry if this is a repost, havent had time to check all 136 pages.. I love this though..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-QNAwUdHUQ

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/c5YFU.gif

EDIT:

http://i.imgur.com/cTQ3G.jpg

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Mexico/US border.

http://i.min.us/ijA7Sa.jpg

[IPD]

that right there, jeremy, says it all, doesn't it?

...not that i mind immigrants--i'd just prefer not to have illegal ones allowed to be here. and i'd appreciate it if they weren't allowed to send copious amounts of money to our neighboring 3rd world country to the south.

[CoopKill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4hpbOD5sCo

[IPD]

the chick in that video was HOT.

[AgentOblivious]

InperfectDarkness, this is for you :P


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE&feature=relmfu


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk&feature=fvwrel


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbAJivTHPoQ

[sketch]

jon lajoie is awesome. he kills people.

[NickS VR4]

I think he is very talented, even though I guess some do not like his videos.

[SilverBullet]

What is up with the page numbers??? Yesterday, the last page was 36.. Now it goes to 137??

[Echo419]

What is up with the page numbers??? Yesterday, the last page was 36.. Now it goes to 137??

Bush lied!

[CoopKill]

:lmao:



__________________________________________________ ____________________

Tapatalk Bitches! :transform:

[sketch]

I think he is very talented, even though I guess some do not like his videos.
i assume that like me, you have a sick sense of humor (and find most off color things funny)


What is up with the page numbers??? Yesterday, the last page was 36.. Now it goes to 137??
137 if you only show 10 posts per page. i show 50 posts/page, so i only have 35 pages

[SilverBullet]

137 if you only show 10 posts per page. i show 50 posts/page, so i only have 35 pages

Makes sense.. I didn't change my settings though, I wonder why it changed on its own.

[Echo419]

Makes sense.. I didn't change my settings though, I wonder why it changed on its own.

George Bush did it for his oil buddies and so he could spy on you or so I heard

[IPD]

how do you have 50? i have a max available of 40!

[Dbeltran24]

How do you change the max posts shown?

[onebadmollafolla]

I haven't posted on 3SI in a long, long time. However, I almost want to head over there and just post this in the general automotive discussion section.


http://i.imgur.com/s4Xbi.gif

[Echo419]

how do you have 50? i have a max available of 40!

global warming...er' I mean "CLIMATE CHANGE! DUN DUN DUNNNNN!"

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/sxCOW.jpg

[bluemax_1]

http://i.imgur.com/sxCOW.jpg

WIN!!!! ROFL! I want to print that out and bring it in to work!


Max

[sketch]

how do you have 50? i have a max available of 40!
i have 50 via typo =p
i had meant 40


How do you change the max posts shown?
top right corner, click settings. then on that page select general settings from the list on the left.

[stealthee]

Makes sense.. I didn't change my settings though, I wonder why it changed on its own.

Did you delete your cookies?

[onebadmollafolla]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KICIOYlZTr8

[sketch]

Makes sense.. I didn't change my settings though, I wonder why it changed on its own.


Did you delete your cookies?

CHECK YOUR TCP/IP SETTIN'S?
yes, ollie.
ENABLE COOKIES?

[stealthee]

CHECK YOUR TCP/IP SETTIN'S?
yes, ollie.
ENABLE COOKIES?

Haha. That exact thing popped in my head as I submitted my response.

[93mitsVR4]

It would be sick just to cruise on this road

Tateyama Kurobe la carretera de nieve | Genjutsu - Ilusiones diarias (http://genjutsu.es/2010/02/08/tateyama-kurobe-la-carretera-de-nieve/)

Crazzy mofos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kMTHwjy6Z8

[TUFFTR]

Yeah sorry but I find Jon Lajoie's film clips hardly funny at all, sort of like benny bennassi songs, all sound the same.

[Telionis]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-horseplay.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-thriller.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-cookie-monster.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-fire-squirrel.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-nagging.jpg

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/keeptryingp1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/9a46028b-1954-44f3-ac7b-d62b235277a6.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/5871c9e2-3d43-44e9-b564-ecc1d4af41d9.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/e68e5ff4-b580-4537-a15b-e3136538e8bd.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/3905e24a-c7b8-4afc-a691-f900526291c6.gif

[IPD]

Yeah sorry but I find Jon Lajoie's film clips hardly funny at all, sort of like benny bennassi songs, all sound the same.

this.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/3905e24a-c7b8-4afc-a691-f900526291c6.gif

Would be so awesome if it was real!!

Jeremy

[2fnloud]

I am certain it is real. (http://www.break.com/index/paraplegic-kid-does-amazing-skateboard-trick.html)

[HilbillyHomeboy]

I've watched it a hundred times and I can't grasp how he's popping the board. Looks close to a flick, but I still can't see where it's happening, even freeze frame by frame.

Jeremy

[DocWalt]

He's popping it with the crutch doohickey on his right arm. Still looks really BS because they slow it down right when he's doing it as if it was edited.

[3KVT]

I'm a skateboarder, and this is basically a pressure flip using the crutch instead of a foot to flip the board.

for non-skaters, this is a pressure flip:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeTPreaj3HE

It's basically a flip trick that you don't control with your front foot, but rather the foot that pops the board.

[terrets]

CHECK YOUR TCP/IP SETTIN'S?
yes, ollie.
ENABLE COOKIES?

Nice lol.



It would be sick just to cruise on this road

Tateyama Kurobe la carretera de nieve | Genjutsu - Ilusiones diarias (http://genjutsu.es/2010/02/08/tateyama-kurobe-la-carretera-de-nieve/)

Crazzy mofos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kMTHwjy6Z8

Woww thats intenseee :D. Ill have to try it with my buick century.



http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-fire-squirrel.jpg

Love this game ^^

[IPD]

speaking of benny though....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5bYDhZBFLA

[onebadmollafolla]

Boyz n' da Hood

http://i.imgur.com/cWTDt.jpg

[93mitsVR4]

someone likes the circus....

2092

[HilbillyHomeboy]

He's popping it with the crutch doohickey on his right arm. Still looks really BS because they slow it down right when he's doing it as if it was edited.


I'm a skateboarder, and this is basically a pressure flip using the crutch instead of a foot to flip the board.

for non-skaters, this is a pressure flip:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeTPreaj3HE

It's basically a flip trick that you don't control with your front foot, but rather the foot that pops the board.

Ahh I see it now, I was watching his feet and saying "no effing way, he's jumping off the board, no flip/scoop/pressure. how the hell can the board flip?".

Jeremy

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/78VCL.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/LvQLm.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/pFaGL.png

[mb7050]

speaking of benny though....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5bYDhZBFLA

Best "music" video ever !

[mb7050]

wtf

YouTube - Satisfaction versión macho (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfZtfqAKQZw&feature=player_embedded#at=66)

[IPD]

this has win all over it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h4zTEwgCpQ

[2fnloud]

Awesome!!

[bluemax_1]

this has win all over it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h4zTEwgCpQ

That dude makes some sweet vids and sad to say, his special effects skills are significantly better than in a LOT of made for TV productions.


Max

[NickS VR4]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvy2nT5QCJk

[Telionis]

this has win all over it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h4zTEwgCpQ

Awesome. I've never seen anything by Freddyew that I didn't like... The real life aimbot was my favorite, but this is pretty close.

As soon as I saw the link text I assumed you were posting this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y

No special effects, but it is always amusing to see drivers try to avoid bananas thrown at them by a guy in a Mario costume riding a go-kart on a public road.

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/WFkJk.gif

[CoopKill]

http://www.4to40.com/images/jokes/smoking_kid.jpg

[IPD]

i like how i posted the video & max gets the thanks for it. :p

[YoshiBishi]

i like how i posted the video & max gets the thanks for it. :p

Woops, might have been drunk.

[IPD]

http://i9.tinypic.com/42ve0ck.jpg

[stealthee]

The good ole FFMIC. Fake front mount intercooler.

[3KVT]

who the hell thinks they're pullin somethin off with that nonsense?

[Ninja Performance]

who the hell thinks they're pullin somethin off with that nonsense?

Some kids would be in aww of that

-Chris

[IPD]

Some kids would be in aww of that

-Chris

i'm in "aww" of that myself. it's the people in "awe" of that...that i worry about.

[1993RT/TT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyCyzB0CedM&feature=feedwll&list=WL

[onebadmollafolla]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyCyzB0CedM&feature=feedwll&list=WL

The guy that made that video has got some other rather remarkable videos out there. Quite a talented young mind, indeed.

[mb7050]

http://i9.tinypic.com/42ve0ck.jpg

Mastermind

[NickS VR4]

Now that is a cold-air intake.

[IPD]

The guy that made that video has got some other rather remarkable videos out there. Quite a talented young mind, indeed.

seen it before. the best part is the "t-bagging" at the end. :D

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/W6gO9.png

http://i.imgur.com/n5rbF.gif

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/4ZyaE.jpg

[R/T93]

Lol, nice

[GTOJOE]

I LOL'd for some reason I that that was hillarious hahaha I think I spend too much time around computers.

[DrkZide]

ROFL! Right Click -> Save

:D

[onebadmollafolla]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/hip2.jpg

[skater334]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbNxugO-uf0"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbNxugO-uf0

[3KVT]

seen that bov duck call before. shit is hilarious man hahahahahahaha

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/3lNAQ.jpg

[Telionis]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/rocketprobep1.gif

Is it possible to not like MacGyver? I think not. \/
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/macgyverdresstrickp1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/b5666b9a-3606-4cc1-be90-84b5a0768908.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/mortalkombatvsdonkeykongp1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/e551407f-e66c-4731-9d70-32874ec71f3e.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/5d5dc26e-50c2-4c78-af89-a75a97e1a49e.gif

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/epic-win-photos-cos-b-wn.jpg

I wonder if this is playable or gives too much advantage to one side:

http://i.imgur.com/noiYR.jpg

Uhhh... \/
http://thisisphotobomb.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/photobomb-that-guy-classic-formal-love.jpg

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/3c32f2fd-346c-4f5c-9d3c-952e1106a124.jpg

[enollava]

http://asset.soup.io/asset/1030/7970_593f.jpeg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/demotivational-posters-acting-the-part.jpg
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRY63IkHmTj5JFPOomIkcBKWAxWNHe8g XnCkgHelEi19lDDBM9RYA
http://wedinator.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/68aaf367-55ce-4ed3-8e60-0d09cb8affbc.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

Wait for it! Guy keeps his composure far better than I ever could. 0_o


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X21S0estDI

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Wow! Lucky as hell those weren't live rounds. :eek:

Jeremy

[onebadmollafolla]

http://lolbyte.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/facebook-ancient-06.jpg

[DrkZide]

Wow! Lucky as hell those weren't live rounds. :eek:

Jeremy

I don't see the weapon fire after that incident. Something must have broke. I'm not too familiar with the AK style weapons but I'm pretty sure they're not open bolt.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

I don't see the weapon fire after that incident. Something must have broke. I'm not too familiar with the AK style weapons but I'm pretty sure they're not open bolt.

It wasn't his weapon, it was the guy behind him in formation. After that, it doesn't look like that weapon fires when all the others do. But, I can't tell for sure. :) Does seem that you should probably be able to see the muzzle blast from that guy even though they're in that wierd ass box formation, but who knows?

Whatever the case, the dude has balls for not even really flinching! :D

Jeremy

[IPD]

http://wedinator.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/68aaf367-55ce-4ed3-8e60-0d09cb8affbc.jpg

i don't get it????

[CoopKill]

An Email sent to me...





I THINK THIS GUY HAS IT ALL COVERED, I COULDN'T SPOT ANYTHING HE LEFT OUT.
Amen to this, I can't think of a thing I'd change about this statement.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TWceQA30nYI/AAAAAAAAKtA/7uIvu5zklZM/image001.jpg

I Am the Democratic, Republican Liberal-Progressive's Worst Nightmare.
I am a White, Conservative, Tax-Paying, American Veteran, Gun Owning Biker.
I am a Master leatherworker. I work hard and long hours with my hands to earn a living.

I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don't push it on others.
I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles, and drive American-made cars, and I believe in American products and buy them whenever I can.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and not some liberal governmental functionary,Democratic or Republican, that wants to share it with others who don't work!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer; it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac or any other item, you should do it in English.

I believe there should be no other language option.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are Malcolm Forbes, Bill Gates, John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson, who makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, nor was I a slave. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks, and neither have you!

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!

This is AMERICA ...We like it the way it is and more so the way it was ...so stop trying to change it to look like Russia or China , or some other socialist country!

If you were born here and don't like it... you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you. I believe it is time to really clean house, starting with the White House, the seat of our biggest problems.

I want to know which church is it, exactly, where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution?

Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are, but not just because you happen to ride a bike.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my driver's license. I think it's good.... And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money..

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.... Get a job and do your part to support yourself and your family!

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents....

I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know....

We want our country back!
My Country.....
I hope this offends all illegal aliens.

My great, great, great, great grandfather watched and bled as his friends died in the Revolution & the War of 1812. My great, great, great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Mexican American War. My great, great grandfather watched as his friends & brothers died in the Civil War. My great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Spanish-American War. My grandfather watched as his friends died in WW I. My father watched as his friends died in WW II.

I watched as my friends died in Vietnam , Panama & Desert Storm. My son watched & bled as his friends died in Afghanistan andIraq . None of them died for the Mexican Flag. Everyone died for the American flag.

Texas high school students raised a Mexican flag on a school flag pole, other students took it down. Guess who was expelled...the students who took it down.

California high school students were sent home on Cinco de Mayo, because they wore T-shirts with the American flag printed on them.

Enough is enough

This message needs to be viewed by every American; and every American needs to stand up for America .

We've bent over to appease the America-haters long enough. I'm taking a stand.

I'm standing up because the hundreds of thousands who died fighting in wars for this country, and for the American flag.

If you agree, stand up with me. If you disagree, please let me know. I will gladly remove you from my e-mail list.

And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message.

AMERICANS, stop giving away Your RIGHTS !

Let me make this clear! THIS IS MY COUNTRY !

This statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration !

YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY, welcome to come legally:

1. Get a sponsor !

2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past !

3. Live by OUR rules !

4. Get a job !

5. Pay YOUR Taxes !

6. No Social Security until you have earned it and Paid for it !

7. NOW find a place to lay your head !

If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !

We've gone so far the other way . . . bent over backwards not to offend anyone.

Only AMERICANS seems to care when American Citizens are being offended !

WAKE UP America ! ! !

If you do not Pass this on, may your fingers cramp !

Made in the U S A & DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!!!

[sketch]

An Email sent to me...





I THINK THIS GUY HAS IT ALL COVERED, I COULDN'T SPOT ANYTHING HE LEFT OUT.
Amen to this, I can't think of a thing I'd change about this statement.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TWceQA30nYI/AAAAAAAAKtA/7uIvu5zklZM/image001.jpg

I Am the Democratic, Republican Liberal-Progressive's Worst Nightmare.
I am a White, Conservative, Tax-Paying, American Veteran, Gun Owning Biker.
I am a Master leatherworker. I work hard and long hours with my hands to earn a living.

I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don't push it on others.
I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles, and drive American-made cars, and I believe in American products and buy them whenever I can.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and not some liberal governmental functionary,Democratic or Republican, that wants to share it with others who don't work!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer; it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac or any other item, you should do it in English.

I believe there should be no other language option.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are Malcolm Forbes, Bill Gates, John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson, who makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, nor was I a slave. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks, and neither have you!

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!

This is AMERICA ...We like it the way it is and more so the way it was ...so stop trying to change it to look like Russia or China , or some other socialist country!

If you were born here and don't like it... you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you. I believe it is time to really clean house, starting with the White House, the seat of our biggest problems.

I want to know which church is it, exactly, where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution?

Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are, but not just because you happen to ride a bike.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my driver's license. I think it's good.... And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money..

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.... Get a job and do your part to support yourself and your family!

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents....

I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know....

We want our country back!
My Country.....
I hope this offends all illegal aliens.

My great, great, great, great grandfather watched and bled as his friends died in the Revolution & the War of 1812. My great, great, great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Mexican American War. My great, great grandfather watched as his friends & brothers died in the Civil War. My great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Spanish-American War. My grandfather watched as his friends died in WW I. My father watched as his friends died in WW II.

I watched as my friends died in Vietnam , Panama & Desert Storm. My son watched & bled as his friends died in Afghanistan andIraq . None of them died for the Mexican Flag. Everyone died for the American flag.

Texas high school students raised a Mexican flag on a school flag pole, other students took it down. Guess who was expelled...the students who took it down.

California high school students were sent home on Cinco de Mayo, because they wore T-shirts with the American flag printed on them.

Enough is enough

This message needs to be viewed by every American; and every American needs to stand up for America .

We've bent over to appease the America-haters long enough. I'm taking a stand.

I'm standing up because the hundreds of thousands who died fighting in wars for this country, and for the American flag.

If you agree, stand up with me. If you disagree, please let me know. I will gladly remove you from my e-mail list.

And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message.

AMERICANS, stop giving away Your RIGHTS !

Let me make this clear! THIS IS MY COUNTRY !

This statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration !

YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY, welcome to come legally:

1. Get a sponsor !

2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past !

3. Live by OUR rules !

4. Get a job !

5. Pay YOUR Taxes !

6. No Social Security until you have earned it and Paid for it !

7. NOW find a place to lay your head !

If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !

We've gone so far the other way . . . bent over backwards not to offend anyone.

Only AMERICANS seems to care when American Citizens are being offended !

WAKE UP America ! ! !

If you do not Pass this on, may your fingers cramp !

Made in the U S A & DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!!!

wat..

[IPD]

nice rhetoric. too bad nothing will come of it. people die in wars since the beginning of time. dying for freedom doesn't make it any more noble. this country will NOT pull itself up out of the mire. it will eventually sink beneath the quicksand. only countries which censor their media can artificially buoy themselves. we will topple under the weight of our own hard earned freedoms.

[luke_hkd]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/memes-evian-naive.jpg

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/memes-oh-canada.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-well2.jpg
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/memes-forever-alone-jesus.jpg

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/memes-hipster-kitteh-internal-combustion-how-does-it-work.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-sonnets.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-overcompensating1.jpg

[DocWalt]

http://d3uwin5q170wpc.cloudfront.net/photo/82733_460s.jpg

http://d3uwin5q170wpc.cloudfront.net/photo/70743_700b.jpg

http://eatliver.com/img/2011/6831.jpg

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/2772.jpg

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/2692.jpg

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/2684.gif

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/2656.jpg

[Alan92RTTT]

Get in the tube!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Get in the tube!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome times right there! :cool:

Jeremy

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/DigBo.png

[enollava]

Not sure if this is motivating, or demotivating, but enjoy the link with pictures.

Shocking mug shots reveal toll of addiction - Health - Addictions - msnbc.com (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41787410/ns/health-addictions/)

From drugs to mugs: Disfiguring toll of addiction - Addictions- msnbc.com (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41786945/ns/health-addictions/)

Drugs are bad. Don't do drugs. Mmmk

[onebadmollafolla]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/angry_birds/1.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/angry_birds/2.png

[2fnloud]

So true....so so true.

[ictponder]

Most of those mug shots are pretty unattractive even in the "before" shot lol

[Alan92RTTT]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/angry_birds/1.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/angry_birds/2.png
I do not agree with the last two.

When used properly they can do alot of damage.

[2fnloud]

It is the learning curve behind the last one that frustrates me.

[onebadmollafolla]

I do not agree with the last two.

When used properly they can do alot of damage.

Yeah, the bomb-dropping bird is useful when you can shoot it low and rocket it up into the structure.

[sketch]

Yeah, the bomb-dropping bird is useful when you can shoot it low and rocket it up into the structure.

truth. it might be the most overlooked bird of anger.

[dpartinvr4]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMltvlqEM54
so worth the repost.

[CoopKill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMltvlqEM54
so worth the repost.

I rewatch that damn thing whenever I need an attitude adjustment! lol

[dpartinvr4]

I rewatch that damn thing whenever I need an attitude adjustment! lol
So do I, I watch it like 20 times a day. ............Say What!!

[CoopKill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz1KXYrX7MQ

[IPD]

i don't fucking get the birds. wtf is this from?

[NickS VR4]

i don't fucking get the birds. wtf is this from?

Angry Birds.... game on iPhone and Droid

[sketch]

i don't fucking get the birds. wtf is this from?

the birds will be very displeased with you.

[CoopKill]

Also on pc/mac

It's very addictive!

[dpartinvr4]

Also on pc/mac

It's very addictive!
where do I download it for the PC?

[onebadmollafolla]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh5d8uM1uT1qbwaheo1_500.jpg

[CoopKill]

where do I download it for the PC?

http://www.appup.com/applications/applications-Angry+Birds

[Telionis]

http://i.imgur.com/ZatqG.jpg

[Mikes2nd]

YTMND - The Mark of a Great Artist (http://goodbyebraxton.ytmnd.com/)

[CoopKill]

^ Love that guy!

[IPD]

http://i.imgur.com/ZatqG.jpg

this one had me dying of laughter. guess it helps when you know someone who is prone to doing that....ALL THE DAMN TIME.

[AgentOblivious]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__tbLl_rM8UM/TUNOwk4UJpI/AAAAAAAACug/kzghDqbtJnk/s1600/1000-words-this-picture-is-worth-em-hillary-clinton-demotivational-poster.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

So, I'm on Facebook and this catches my eye. Yeah, I get it, Facebook. I'm single.


http://i.imgur.com/yC0bS.png

[DK77]

Those ads don't care if you're single or not lol.

Also, Hooray for another Nebraskan that owns a 3S and is a Packer fan!

[Ninja Performance]

So, I'm on Facebook and this catches my eye. Yeah, I get it, Facebook. I'm single.


http://i.imgur.com/yC0bS.png

firefox FTMFW

-Chris

[onebadmollafolla]

Those ads don't care if you're single or not lol.

Also, Hooray for another Nebraskan that owns a 3S and is a Packer fan!

:D Good day, fellow Nebraskan.



http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk41/Violetninja420/Used%20gifs/1245278665688.gif

[onebadmollafolla]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012011/1296039791_showoff-fail.gif

[B-Man]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012011/1296039791_showoff-fail.gif

From the stupid movie (never back down?). Cell footage from an extra in the crowd.

[DK77]

http://auto-fail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Demotivational-super-tacho-turbo-noises.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0802/super-wing-rice-demotivational-poster-1204217309.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/non-genuine-replacement-parts-demotivational-poster-1282727966.jpg

[IPD]

why does every fucking movie ever made show capoeira as the "bitch" martial art? seriously, wtf? apart from the stupid, lame-ass "only the strong", not one single movie has even attempted to provide an accurate portrayal of it.

[bluzvr4]

i had a freind that was a 3rd degree black let in tae kwon do and he was just starting in capoeira and he said it was way harder and he injoyed it more. i always thought it would be neat to do

[3KVT]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0802/super-wing-rice-demotivational-poster-1204217309.jpg



I've seen this before, but it is still hilarious... just w t f

[IPD]

i had a freind that was a 3rd degree black let in tae kwon do and he was just starting in capoeira and he said it was way harder and he injoyed it more. i always thought it would be neat to do

three martial arts i've always wanted to learn:

1. jeet-kune-do (striking)
2. krav maga/bjj (grappling)
3. capoeira (style)

[AgentOblivious]

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/181919_10150095269048920_508763919_6376620_4401157 _n.jpg

[IPD]

you can just barely tell where the lettering was modified on that one. still pretty good though.

[J_Parker]

http://demotivatorsite.com/images/hp_internet.jpg

[J_Parker]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/31995da0-1b92-45f8-b777-092a3020a8a6.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

Yoga vs Vodka (or any alcohol for that matter)

http://i.imgur.com/182iq.jpg

[gametrainer]

three martial arts i've always wanted to learn:

1. jeet-kune-do (striking)
2. krav maga/bjj (grappling)
3. capoeira (style)

That's 4, Krav & BJJ are separate arts.

[IPD]

That's 4, Krav & BJJ are separate arts.

krav maga is heavily derivative of jujitsu. bjj is just thrown in there because it doesn't rely on clothing holds.




on a COMPLETELY different note. new personal high score for the original apple II oregon trail. 8034. SUCK IT BITCHES!

[IPD]

Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Short Imagined Monologues (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/monologues/21JustinKahn.html)

there's a LOT of win on that site. some are hit or miss. a few are hilarious. i was crying after i read this one:

Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Short Imagined Monologues (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/monologues/6oregontrail.html)

[Ninja Performance]

three martial arts i've always wanted to learn:

1. jeet-kune-do (striking)
2. krav maga/bjj (grappling)
3. capoeira (style)

I would rather be a ninja

-Chris

[IPD]

I would rather be a ninja

-Chris

just for you, chris:

Ninja - rathergood.com (http://www.rathergood.com/ninja)

[Ninja Performance]

just for you, chris:

Ninja - rathergood.com (http://www.rathergood.com/ninja)

that was ratherbad.

-Chris

[YoshiBishi]

I took a year of Ninjitsu, and it is one of my favorite martial art styles. I had to go to college though, so I quit. I may pick it up again. There is a Ninjitsu school on the way to work :).

[sketch]

I can teach you jeffjitsu. It consists of playing video games all week after work, drinking beer on the weekends & still getting laid on almost a semi-regular basis.

[Roybatty]

Rflmao
I can teach you jeffjitsu. It consists of playing video games all week after work, drinking beer on the weekends & still getting laid on almost a semi-regular basis.



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[IPD]

I took a year of Ninjitsu, and it is one of my favorite martial art styles. I had to go to college though, so I quit. I may pick it up again. There is a Ninjitsu school on the way to work :).

i always get a kick out of someone saying they practice ninjitsu. it's such a disorganized mish-mash of a lot of different stuff (martial arts is only a piece of it). which means, you don't have a clue as to what a person actually knows. to me, that makes it the perfect BS martial art, because it's not like anyone can call your bluff. completely the opposite of something like shotokan karate or even something like hapkido or aikido.

[Roybatty]

just for you, chris:

Ninja - rathergood.com (http://www.rathergood.com/ninja)

the 4 and 5 year old loved this =P


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCsIklUii_Y

[DK77]

Where did all this ninja/martial arts talk come from? What happened to teh funniez?

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0712/katana-martial-arts-demotivational-poster-1196895838.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0712/hardware-demotivational-poster-1196895632.jpg

http://www.socialfacepalm.com//socialfacepalm/1102/-social-facepalm-1298583759.jpg

http://sportsdemotivation.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/automotivator-19.jpg?w=500&h=425

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0806/martial-arts-girl-demotivational-poster-1214498485.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0811/the-dark-knight-batman-dog-demotivational-poster-1225579223.jpg

[YoshiBishi]

i always get a kick out of someone saying they practice ninjitsu. it's such a disorganized mish-mash of a lot of different stuff (martial arts is only a piece of it). which means, you don't have a clue as to what a person actually knows. to me, that makes it the perfect BS martial art, because it's not like anyone can call your bluff. completely the opposite of something like shotokan karate or even something like hapkido or aikido.

The mish-mash is what I liked about it. I took TKD for nearly 9 years and didn't like them as much. They seemed too "organized." I only took a year of Ninjitsu, and it was actually fun. But I suppose martial arts isn't exactly suppose to be fun. Most of the things I learned i had already learned in TKD, but I did learn how to Ninja roll though... :).

One of my friends took aikido instead of TKD when he was younger too. I would probably put my kids through aikido or hapkido instead of TKD.

Heres a pic for the thread.

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0806/quick-phone-police-car-demotivational-poster-1212512423.jpg

[dpartinvr4]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BAuH-oK68I&feature=feedrec_grec_index
sextuple tips, beacuse having four just isn't' enough