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MeTarzan
12-20-2012, 08:56 AM
4818

4817

4816

4815

NickS VR4
12-20-2012, 02:02 PM
This was all over facebook yesterday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MqiFM7AB78

Did the Chevy driver ever come off the brake?

Not a truck guy, so have no bias... but it was clearly a matter of traction... and the other guy didn't even let off the brakes to give it gas.

Vantage
12-20-2012, 05:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nh4SiZXDMVo

Boomer3000
12-20-2012, 06:30 PM
I would have beat some ones ass if they would have done something like that to me

HilbillyHomeboy
12-21-2012, 07:47 AM
http://i.imgur.com/GeSWQ.jpg

Echo419
12-21-2012, 07:50 AM
wth kind of car is that?

Echo419
12-21-2012, 07:57 AM
http://yeswecanhas.com/files/2008/02/lolcat6024135.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ShssuEE1cx0/SXRcECyhtII/AAAAAAAACqU/1b05igpsSdE/s400/Lolcat+Bailout.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
12-21-2012, 07:58 AM
BMW 7 series...wif glow in da dark rimZ

Jeremy

Echo419
12-21-2012, 07:58 AM
BMW 7 series...wif glow in da dark rimZ

Jeremy

is f*ckin' badass! looks like I know what I'm getting the 430 for Christmas. :lmao:

n2nsanity
12-21-2012, 02:43 PM
TRON Car :p

wingnut
12-21-2012, 10:01 PM
http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r399/Saif_Alvi/9781.jpg

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r399/Saif_Alvi/9950_zps54d25d23.jpg

CoopKill
12-21-2012, 10:15 PM
Bah Hahaha

MeTarzan
12-22-2012, 12:48 PM
LOL talk about some Redneck fun :D

Fainting Goats - Very Funny - YouTube (http://youtu.be/RGz97dxGHV8)

93STLTH
12-23-2012, 11:21 AM
http://i.imgur.com/saLcH.gif


I have no idea what they thought they were going to do. This had fail written all over it from the start.

n2nsanity
12-23-2012, 12:28 PM
one of them managed to pull it off

wingnut
12-24-2012, 12:35 PM
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/542513/MEME-TEXTING-CONVERSATION-2.jpg

93STLTH
12-24-2012, 06:50 PM
http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/kill_your_brother.gif

93STLTH
12-24-2012, 09:19 PM
http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/10/5070c79bd8a82.png
http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/10/5070c6c3d51c1.png
http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/10/5070c6e6501b8.png
http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/10/5070c7326adec.png
http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/10/5070c7f5d24d6.png
http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/10/5070c80e52ba4.png

93STLTH
12-24-2012, 10:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/41ZEc.png

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m69854yvmu1qe0s2eo1_400.gif

Too late for Christmas??

http://neckbeardnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/beard1.jpg

Ninja Performance
12-25-2012, 12:06 PM
QB Funny

That was hilarious!

-Chris

onebadmollafolla
12-25-2012, 02:37 PM
imgur.com/qP2bz.gif

wingnut
12-25-2012, 04:21 PM
imgur.com/qP2bz.gif

http://i.imgur.com/qP2bz.gif

...you forgot the "http://i.". :D




That was hilarious!

x2...that was awesome tom!

RealMcCoy
12-25-2012, 10:58 PM
http://c.asset.soup.io/asset/3976/6204_6cb2.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zqugCF2A1ql9opxo1_500.jpg

http://i1297.photobucket.com/albums/ag35/BensonBrown/nothing/FatBarbie_zpsf3fce8b2.jpg

wingnut
12-26-2012, 12:02 AM
http://i.imgur.com/RouMD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/eZnLe.jpg

and one for the gun threads...

http://i46.tinypic.com/16m2bs5.jpg

CoopKill
12-26-2012, 12:48 AM
Wait, the first and the last contradict each other! I am confused now...

AgentOblivious
12-26-2012, 03:20 AM
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/416969_456553601059782_355491849_n.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
12-26-2012, 02:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/LrsTa.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
12-26-2012, 02:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/KPvml.gif

Vantage
12-26-2012, 02:46 PM
^^lolol wtf

R/T93
12-26-2012, 02:48 PM
Hulkster ftw.

93STLTH
12-26-2012, 09:02 PM
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/beastiality/lv18_23a.jpg

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h145/jaaguirre4/untitled-1.jpg

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e288/lovejackal/dynamite20monkey9ri.jpg

stealthee
12-26-2012, 11:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PajolF-m2ww&feature=player_embedded

R/T93
12-26-2012, 11:08 PM
They took out the streetlight, hahaha.

wingnut
12-26-2012, 11:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/G0BjM.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/DHPLO.png

http://i.imgur.com/zz4Vj.jpg

RealMcCoy
12-27-2012, 12:51 AM
LOL.... Didn't she retire or something.....?

http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2010/sasha-grey-dummies.jpg

RI 3gtvr4
12-27-2012, 12:57 PM
Shark Tank Bursts at China Mall, Shoppers Flee | Video - ABC News (http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/shark-tank-bursts-china-mall-shoppers-flee-18073553#.UNyJypjaq68.wordpress)

a2j
12-27-2012, 01:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS3xecCBVv4

IPD
12-27-2012, 01:23 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/550372_535737093112178_1650812058_n.jpg

Lugnut
12-29-2012, 05:12 PM
http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/santa-family-photo-fail-black-eye.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/family-photo-fail-middle-finger.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/holiday-parenting-fail-stripper-pole.jpg

nodoze
12-29-2012, 05:15 PM
in what scenario should their be kids gathered around a stripper pole with a women dressed like santa clause??

Lugnut
12-29-2012, 06:22 PM
http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/x-mas-family-photo-fail.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/son-fail-key-car.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/classic-photo-fail-reflection.jpg

DK77
12-29-2012, 06:35 PM
Gross

2fnloud
12-29-2012, 06:56 PM
:barfaway:gross :barfaway:

Boomer3000
12-29-2012, 08:41 PM
Holy big woman in the background wearing barely anything batman!!!!!

93STLTH
12-29-2012, 09:10 PM
in what scenario should their be kids gathered around a stripper pole with a women dressed like santa clause??

Career day in a West Virginia girls school? :w00t:

Snook
12-30-2012, 12:15 AM
in what scenario shouldN'T their be kids gathered around a stripper pole with a women dressed like santa clause??

There. I fixed it. ;)

IPD
12-30-2012, 03:30 AM
There. I fixed it. ;)

i lol'd

Vantage
12-30-2012, 11:25 AM
Video of that Tupolev-204 that crashed Friday in Russia..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hEQdW6yS5o4

Vantage
12-30-2012, 11:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZPkE2hHneP4

IPD
12-30-2012, 12:03 PM
thank god i stick to airbus, embrarer and boeing.

IPD
12-30-2012, 12:31 PM
wow, vantage...i see why so many people have dash-cam's in their cars. reminds me of the middle-east. thank god germans know how to drive.

wingnut
12-30-2012, 12:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/xx6m1.jpg

IPD
12-30-2012, 12:39 PM
lol, but it's a lot easier than that. mate the corners up first, then fold. some people just aren't mechanically inclined. if you own a 3/s, folding a fitted sheet should be cake. :p

nodoze
12-30-2012, 01:11 PM
^lol very true. love the Russia vid , atleast the horses followed crossing area

wingnut
12-30-2012, 01:55 PM
lol, but it's a lot easier than that. mate the corners up first, then fold. some people just aren't mechanically inclined. if you own a 3/s, folding a fitted sheet should be cake. :p

lol, yes...cause a demotivator must be personally related http://www.fullsizebronco.com/images/smilie_slap.gif

rlacasse1
12-30-2012, 01:58 PM
lol, but it's a lot easier than that. mate the corners up first, then fold. some people just aren't mechanically inclined. if you own a 3/s, folding a fitted sheet should be cake. :p

Uh, rebuilding a 6g72 and putting it back in a VR4 after someone else took it apart was way easier than folding a fitted sheet. lol

At least in my experience.

anyonebutme
12-30-2012, 02:02 PM
Folding a fitted sheet the real way: Crumple into pile and shove somewhere. Wash before reuse to remove wrinkles. Buy a new one when you realize folding them is useless.

wingnut
12-30-2012, 02:10 PM
Folding a fitted sheet the real way: Crumple into pile and shove somewhere. Wash before reuse to remove wrinkles. Buy a new one when you realize folding them is useless.

haha, i actually thought thats where the diagram was heading in step seven...

...driving to the store to buy new ones :lol:

93STLTH
12-30-2012, 07:55 PM
Damn Russians drive like the people in Miami, except they seem to crash more often whereas in Miami, it's a lot of close calls.

93STLTH
12-30-2012, 11:58 PM
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/418589_395805763834514_34667630_n.png

wingnut
12-31-2012, 12:43 PM
^^^ pffft...as if the cowboys had a chance :p

Anywhoo...

http://i.imgur.com/KriNI.jpg

and whos gonna whip one of these up this weekend?!?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/222289_10151200268542956_191477518_n.jpg

IPD
12-31-2012, 01:07 PM
wtf is that supposed to be?

FeaRpb
12-31-2012, 01:09 PM
A starting tree..

R/T93
12-31-2012, 01:21 PM
wtf is that supposed to be?

Kidding?

IPD
12-31-2012, 01:45 PM
well now that you mention it, yes, it does kinda look like that.

wingnut
12-31-2012, 03:50 PM
wtf is that supposed to be?

http://images2.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp54378%3Enu%3D4432%3E%3B68%3E234%3EWS NRCG%3D35%3B899%3C8%3A%3A348nu0mrj

green-lantern
12-31-2012, 05:42 PM
and whos gonna whip one of these up this weekend?!?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/222289_10151200268542956_191477518_n.jpg

That has Greg written all over it.


http://images2.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp54378%3Enu%3D4432%3E%3B68%3E234%3EWS NRCG%3D35%3B899%3C8%3A%3A348nu0mrj

This lol

DrGonzo
12-31-2012, 07:07 PM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/222289_10151200268542956_191477518_n.jpg



Ooohh.... Gonna have to remember to get some parts from the junk yard the next time I am there. Make nice trophies for BRG! :rolleyes3:

green-lantern
12-31-2012, 07:55 PM
Make nice trophies for BRG! :rolleyes3:

I thought the same thing. lol

DrGonzo
12-31-2012, 08:00 PM
They might not be 3S specific parts but I'm sure I can get some Mitsu parts that would work. There hasn't been any 3S's at the junk yard lately.

green-lantern
12-31-2012, 08:10 PM
There hasn't been any 3S's at the junk yard lately.

That's a good thing

IPD
12-31-2012, 08:16 PM
That's a good thing

agreed. but i'm sure you can get some 6g73 parts that will work just fine.

nodoze
12-31-2012, 09:03 PM
i have some old dsm cams and gears and a bunch of bent bmw valves just need to find some wrist pins and decent rod bolts

DrGonzo
12-31-2012, 09:10 PM
Yeah there are a lot of Galants and such I can get parts from for dirt cheap. I'll stop by this weekend and see what I can put together.

AgentOblivious
12-31-2012, 09:57 PM
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/557132_578825912146866_1388468067_n.jpg

MeTarzan
01-01-2013, 02:13 PM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/536257_10151337962239656_524045494_n.jpg

wingnut
01-01-2013, 04:13 PM
Hugh Hefner, Crystal Harris Wed at Playboy Mansion last night...

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2011/02/107505344_a_l.jpg

...hes 86, shes 26 :lol:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/hugh-hefner-crystal-harris-wed-407386

wingnut
01-01-2013, 04:52 PM
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/559028_513150382047753_203801689_n.jpg

Vantage
01-01-2013, 05:09 PM
Hugh Hefner, Crystal Harris Wed at Playboy Mansion last night...

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2011/02/107505344_a_l.jpg

...hes 86, shes 26 :lol:

Hugh Hefner, Crystal Harris Wed at Playboy Mansion - The Hollywood Reporter (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/hugh-hefner-crystal-harris-wed-407386)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY

wingnut
01-01-2013, 05:34 PM
hope its not a repost...

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s480x480/400887_448027991908309_2041936055_n.jpg

wingnut
01-01-2013, 05:38 PM
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/423587_521093831253408_1583901270_n.jpg

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/207837_521093624586762_289810066_n.jpg

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/527201_521093714586753_694201052_n.jpg

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/540005_521093774586747_155188306_n.jpg

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/538674_521093801253411_155518074_n.jpg

Keyan
01-01-2013, 09:02 PM
those aren't nouns...

stealthee
01-01-2013, 09:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qNC8xRo9vXY

wingnut
01-01-2013, 11:09 PM
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/417086_314774661969364_1812943908_n.jpg

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/189879_314343122012518_1113554753_n.jpg

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s480x480/155427_569047353124722_1926875108_n.jpg

TT Eric
01-01-2013, 11:26 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/409401_580382161991241_1040750411_n.jpg

Eric

RealMcCoy
01-02-2013, 12:30 AM
http://uncivilpeasants.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/fucktard-apocalypse.jpg?w=490
http://24.media.tumblr.com/49384e1f6a0d5555ab659cf4cb30b108/tumblr_mfee1vEwmA1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg
http://www.damnlol.com/i/0ed86aa236ffa87f4a56c650d33d0c15.jpg

wingnut
01-02-2013, 12:49 AM
http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r399/Saif_Alvi/9844-1.jpg

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r399/Saif_Alvi/9907.jpg

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r399/Saif_Alvi/9986_zps90ed930c.jpg

IPD
01-02-2013, 01:01 AM
http://uncivilpeasants.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/fucktard-apocalypse.jpg?w=490

mindless, brainwashed followers of political dogma ARE zombies.

DocWalt
01-02-2013, 08:55 AM
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/206845-1/Digging-camo-spider-nope.gif

93STLTH
01-02-2013, 05:56 PM
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/206849-1/Dump-truck-collision-close-call.gif

NickS VR4
01-02-2013, 06:01 PM
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/206849-1/Dump-truck-collision-close-call.gif

Damn that guy got lucky.

wingnut
01-02-2013, 06:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H40wUz-Fd8&feature=player_embedded

green-lantern
01-02-2013, 06:56 PM
dude :headshake:

NickS VR4
01-02-2013, 07:13 PM
http://i.qkme.me/3seuwh.jpg

CoopKill
01-02-2013, 07:15 PM
Man card revoked!

wingnut
01-02-2013, 07:37 PM
Man card revoked!

http://techredible.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ha_ha_ha_no_lol.jpg?9d7bd4

i have a 10 year old daughter who decided to share :p

but then i sent her this one after seeing her texting...

http://i.imgur.com/XYSI0.png

green-lantern
01-02-2013, 07:39 PM
http://www.vanvleet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/yes.jpg

93STLTH
01-02-2013, 07:44 PM
i have a 10 year old daughter who decided to share :p

but then i sent her this one after seeing her texting...

http://i.imgur.com/XYSI0.png

Except, a 10 year old probably has no idea what movie this is from and what that pic means.

R/T93
01-02-2013, 07:56 PM
My favorite movie.

wingnut
01-02-2013, 08:00 PM
Except, a 10 year old probably has no idea what movie this is from and what that pic means.

nah...she actually knew the movie, but had no idea who ed harris was :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URh-x_QEzrU

nodoze
01-02-2013, 08:19 PM
i hate you doc walt i had nightmares last night now i will again tonight

TT Eric
01-02-2013, 09:19 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/200064_10151309501448706_1192782858_n.jpg

Eric

green-lantern
01-02-2013, 10:59 PM
Sweet!

2fnloud
01-02-2013, 11:04 PM
Bad lip readings:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmxSk0wZxss


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYC-waukYWo

FeaRpb
01-02-2013, 11:15 PM
That was great, never seen any of them before so that was a great intro haha.

2fnloud
01-02-2013, 11:18 PM
"You slapped a feeeshhh." :lol: that was great!!

Alan92RTTT
01-03-2013, 12:01 AM
My favorite movie.

Have you seen the directors cut?

R/T93
01-03-2013, 12:08 AM
Yes Alan I have it on DVD. All great stuff. My parents and brother even quote the movie from time to time. Its a family movie for us, lol.

Alan92RTTT
01-03-2013, 12:24 AM
The regular version is good the Directors Cuts is amazing. THe extra bits really change the story and make it better.

R/T93
01-03-2013, 12:26 AM
Sniff something............ did ya Rat Boy?

IPD
01-03-2013, 01:32 AM
The regular version is good the Directors Cuts is amazing. THe extra bits really change the story and make it better.

http://cdn.motinetwork.net/motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0908/your-man-card-demotivational-poster-1249600540.jpg

RealMcCoy
01-03-2013, 02:02 AM
http://xltronic.com/media/images/attachments/9_2237797.jpg

wingnut
01-03-2013, 02:16 AM
http://i.imgur.com/V3mH9.jpg

http://i56.tinypic.com/ipuo88.jpg

IPD
01-03-2013, 02:03 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/ipuo88.jpg

$20 to put up a billboard on the right of BMW that says "aren't you two cute" and a picture of a stealth tt.

green-lantern
01-03-2013, 02:20 PM
$20 to put up a billboard on the right of BMW that says "aren't you two cute" and a picture of a stealth tt.

Or a 3000GT and "Game over!" :p

DrGonzo
01-03-2013, 03:30 PM
Nah... A 3S running over a chess board, With the slogan "Games Over!"

VR4Rob
01-03-2013, 03:32 PM
Nah... A 3S running over a chess board, With the slogan "Games Over!"

Is that a fat joke?

DrGonzo
01-03-2013, 03:44 PM
Is that a fat joke?

Only if the shot was of the back of the car.......:p

IPD
01-03-2013, 03:54 PM
Is that a fat joke?

no. that would require a dodge challenger.

Echo419
01-04-2013, 11:12 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v65/holohedd/exercise-demotivational-poster.jpg

dbest671
01-04-2013, 11:35 AM
no. that would require a dodge challenger.

Say what :mad: The Challenger cannot possibly be "fat", it's just too damn sexy.

FeaRpb
01-04-2013, 12:10 PM
Sexy? When did this happen?

dbest671
01-04-2013, 12:25 PM
Sexy? When did this happen?

Since 2008

IPD
01-04-2013, 12:54 PM
Say what :mad: The Challenger cannot possibly be "fat", it's just too damn sexy.

wrong on both counts. :)

FeaRpb
01-04-2013, 12:59 PM
Not sure what you see in the Challenger. It is fat and damn ugly. I laugh when I see them on the roads.

onebadmollafolla
01-04-2013, 01:01 PM
I love how the Challengers look. Definitely sharper than the Camaros.

HilbillyHomeboy
01-04-2013, 01:04 PM
I love how the Challengers look. Definitely sharper than the Camaros.

Agree with this. I don't really care for the way they ride and drive(they feel massive), but aesthetically speaking I much prefer the Challenger.

Jeremy

DocWalt
01-04-2013, 01:12 PM
The Challenger looks the best of the retro muscle cars. Still a heavy cow though.

nodoze
01-04-2013, 01:17 PM
Either way they are no mustang :)

Sent from my HTC Hero S using Tapatalk 2

CoreyB
01-04-2013, 01:26 PM
Love the Challenger.

dbest671
01-04-2013, 01:32 PM
Not sure what you see in the Challenger. It is fat and damn ugly. I laugh when I see them on the roads.

Says the person that drives a heavy ass 3000GT/Stealth LOL.

I mean seriously, the Spyder weighs almost as much as the Challenger... but has far less advanced safety features LOL.

HilbillyHomeboy
01-04-2013, 01:46 PM
Except the 3000/Stealth has a reason for being heavy, it's a true GT, and AWD. Throw the Spyder into the mix and we now have a complex retractable hard top to boot.

Safety features? Because that's what people shop for in a sports car LOL.

My brother in law had a SRT-8. I got to play with it plenty. That said, I still like the car, just not one I would own. :)

Jeremy

FeaRpb
01-04-2013, 02:08 PM
Says the person that drives a heavy ass 3000GT/Stealth LOL.


Still doesn't change the fact that it's ugly as hell.

Also weighs more than my vr4 so, your argument is fail.

IPD
01-04-2013, 02:24 PM
the challenger makes the r35 look svelte.

B-Man
01-04-2013, 03:40 PM
In for Challenger love. Too bad chrysler can't make a chassis/engine/trans to save it's life.

Alex3000gt
01-04-2013, 06:04 PM
This conversation is demotivational. I don't understand why this group, WHICH GETS SHIT ALL THE TIME FOR DRIVING HEAVY CARS AND COMPLAINS ABOUT IT, has a leg to stand on and jumps at every chance to dish it out.

Completely off topic and you all suck for it.


Back on topic:

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/7869/gorillasmistakenjpg.jpg
http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/demotivate-4.jpg

MeTarzan
01-04-2013, 06:16 PM
Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they always have sex in the dark.

Hoping to rid him of his inhibitions, during a passionate evening she flipped on her reading lamp and was shocked to find a cucumber in his hand.

"Is this what you have been using on me for the past 8 years?" she exclaimed.

"Honey, let me explain." he pleaded.

"You sneaky swine!" she screamed. "You impotent Son of a Bitch!"

"Speaking of sneaky!" he interjected, "Perhaps you'd care to explain our two children!!"

HilbillyHomeboy
01-04-2013, 06:44 PM
This conversation is demotivational. I don't understand why this group, WHICH GETS SHIT ALL THE TIME FOR DRIVING HEAVY CARS AND COMPLAINS ABOUT IT, has a leg to stand on and jumps at every chance to dish it out.

Completely off topic and you all suck for it.


Back on topic:

http://www.jeremygilby.com/Images/KnutDemotivator.jpg
http://files.sharenator.com/demotivator_health_insurance-s750x600-189385.png

Getting a lecture...annoying.
Lecturer 404's...priceless.

:lol:

Jeremy

stealthee
01-04-2013, 07:11 PM
The Mustang is ugly, the Camaro is ehh, and the Challenger is absolutely SEXY.

NickS VR4
01-04-2013, 07:21 PM
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6240168_460s.jpg

https://9gag.com/gag/6245810http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6245810_460s_v1.jpg

Alex3000gt
01-04-2013, 11:15 PM
Y
Getting a lecture...annoying.
Lecturer 404's...priceless.

:lol:

Jeremy

Interesting, I see two pictures. Wonder why they didn't load for you?

Vantage
01-04-2013, 11:25 PM
Y

Interesting, I see two pictures. Wonder why they didn't load for you?

Shows up as a 404 for me as well.

wingnut
01-05-2013, 01:54 AM
Mmmm, tough call...

http://image.internetautoguide.com/f/aftermarket/hennessey-hpe650-camaro-vs-speedfactory-challenger-vs-shelby-gt500-super-snake/26816764/2010-camaro-with-mustang-and-challenger-race-track-battle.jpg

wingnut
01-05-2013, 01:56 AM
Anywhoo...

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s302/workingr/bigwheel_zpsd6f4ad6f.jpg

Mikes2nd
01-05-2013, 02:30 AM
Says the person that drives a heavy ass 3000GT/Stealth LOL.

I mean seriously, the Spyder weighs almost as much as the Challenger... but has far less advanced safety features LOL.

challenger: 4170 lbs why would you compare a hardtop challenger to a convertible vr4?

3000gt vr4: 3760 lbs

that's a lot of weight.

1/4 mile for both is in the 13 second range.

braking 60 to 0 is 119 feet for the challenger.

srt-8 skidpad = .84...
3000gt vr4 skidpad .90...

IPD
01-05-2013, 02:39 AM
https://9gag.com/gag/6245810http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6245810_460s_v1.jpg

"No, Todd....VISION makes you look fat."

p.s.
100 man points if you know that reference without looking it up.

FeaRpb
01-05-2013, 03:15 AM
Looks like IPD is trying to make up for lost man points....

MeTarzan
01-05-2013, 03:44 AM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/386700_559891200706421_1790798916_n.jpg

IPD
01-05-2013, 04:45 AM
Looks like IPD is trying to make up for lost man points....

you keep count? real men don't. ;)

IPD
01-05-2013, 06:53 AM
http://chivethethrottle.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/random-t-11_11_10-500-10.jpg?w=500&h=375

i want to buy a set of these for my kia. hit me up with pm if you know where i can buy.

Snook
01-05-2013, 07:36 AM
4836 fail

IPD
01-05-2013, 10:08 AM
i bet someone still buys it thinking it's a 6.

93STLTH
01-05-2013, 12:22 PM
"VTAC is the same as 2 extra cylinders"

nodoze
01-05-2013, 12:54 PM
dude i want some of those rime covers for my escort

wingnut
01-05-2013, 01:04 PM
i want to buy a set of these for my kia. hit me up with pm if you know where i can buy.

screw it, just get a set of tweels...

http://images.gizmag.com/gallery_lrg/3603_29040560844.jpg

...makes curb rash a thing of the past :p

http://images.gizmag.com/gallery_lrg/3603_01.jpg

93STLTH
01-05-2013, 01:24 PM
I can't decide if this is demotivating, or the most awesome picture ever!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v681/Shooter11/2.jpg

More Lols...

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/9131/shitabuckmm3an8.jpg

http://www.empireonline.com/images/newsletter/5-2008/2/postbag.jpg

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h138/jameseyjamesey/1214538880973.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e147/solja19k/funny%20pics/7xmuykw.gif

IPD
01-05-2013, 02:51 PM
screw it, just get a set of tweels...

http://images.gizmag.com/gallery_lrg/3603_29040560844.jpg

...makes curb rash a thing of the past :p

http://images.gizmag.com/gallery_lrg/3603_01.jpg

wtf? are those super-suckers tires for cars?

Snook
01-05-2013, 10:25 PM
http://i1321.photobucket.com/albums/u554/davidsnook/h-iB-1RnKEW5Q-72IDZ0xw2_zps9d58d61a.jpg

green-lantern
01-05-2013, 11:05 PM
I can't decide if this is demotivating, or the most awesome picture ever!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v681/Shooter11/2.jpg

More Lols...



http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e147/solja19k/funny%20pics/7xmuykw.gif

Awesome!


wtf? are those super-suckers tires for cars?

Please tell me you have seen these before.

n2nsanity
01-06-2013, 12:31 AM
i've never actually seen tweels on a car. they came out like 10+ years ago tho

the lion cruising the wall is pretty awesome

stealthee
01-06-2013, 01:43 PM
How the hell did I miss the lion?

wingnut
01-06-2013, 06:26 PM
How the hell did I miss the lion?

Question is...how in the HELL did they get a lion used to that?

nodoze
01-06-2013, 06:28 PM
lions used to be way cool , back in the day it was common practice to invite them over to dinner. But like everything else that came to a rest.

wingnut
01-06-2013, 06:45 PM
http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r399/Saif_Alvi/10019_zps96ac0f91.jpg

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/321010_10200279418046546_661777102_n.jpg

http://dantaguestudio.com/files/gimgs/14_-holy-shit-2011.jpg

stealthee
01-06-2013, 09:19 PM
First watch the video, because its kinda cool.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EQCmPzPC3A&feature=player_embedded

Once you watch the video, play it again, but close your eyes and just listen.

NickS VR4
01-06-2013, 10:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lNqChN3WHh8

Ninja Performance
01-07-2013, 12:12 PM
^
Wow.....LOL

-Chris

wingnut
01-07-2013, 03:22 PM
http://www.theoutdoorstrader.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=149738&d=1357572181&thumb=1

wingnut
01-07-2013, 07:04 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9P4GG.gif

http://img1.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/17128/171288841a11624c3a1c4f3669f16810b6e90d8c.jpg

CoopKill
01-07-2013, 08:28 PM
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=390186801072668&set=a.304107426347273.69682.259768227447860&type=1&ref=nfhttps://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/481157_390186801072668_579397648_n.jpg

Uniuno
01-07-2013, 08:29 PM
At least his wiper is safe..

green-lantern
01-07-2013, 08:57 PM
At least his wiper is safe..

I'm sure he sued the car wash and won. Par for the course these days.

HilbillyHomeboy
01-08-2013, 10:58 AM
http://i.imgur.com/i5MeR.jpg

rlacasse1
01-08-2013, 11:04 AM
That is a nasty ass bathroom.

anyonebutme
01-08-2013, 11:05 AM
wow, that's possibly the nastiest shower I've ever seen.

AgentOblivious
01-08-2013, 01:02 PM
I've had to deal with worse, in person.

green-lantern
01-08-2013, 01:17 PM
Looks like my kids bathroom lol .......well not that bad.....not even close really.

Black mold FTW!

HilbillyHomeboy
01-08-2013, 01:20 PM
You wouldn't even believe some of the things I deal with in rural WV. The one up game will not be won here, lol.

Jeremy

zelstin
01-08-2013, 07:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdb5wDbshqA

HilbillyHomeboy
01-08-2013, 07:28 PM
^Tried to fix that so it will embed. No luck. Edit: you've got your setting so it doesn't auto convert links to videos. Mine was off, again, also.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdb5wDbshqA

NickS VR4
01-08-2013, 07:41 PM
^Tried to fix that so it will embed. No luck. Edit: you've got your setting so it doesn't auto convert links to videos. Mine was off, again, also.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdb5wDbshqA

Not Demotivating

zelstin
01-08-2013, 07:42 PM
Thanks. I tried three or four times but couldn't get it to work.

CoopKill
01-08-2013, 07:45 PM
I actually think that is pretty good... No demotivator there.

j2k4
01-09-2013, 07:41 AM
I've had to deal with worse, in person.

Canada's not so hot, huh? :p

HilbillyHomeboy
01-09-2013, 08:55 AM
Thanks. I tried three or four times but couldn't get it to work.

When you make a post, use the go advanced option, and check the box to automatically convert links to videos. It should stay that way, after that. For some reason the forum seems to be resetting that option every so often.

Jeremy

NickS VR4
01-09-2013, 08:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=Ujwod-vqyqA&NR=1

HilbillyHomeboy
01-09-2013, 08:58 AM
Not Demotivating


I actually think that is pretty good... No demotivator there.

The point is he's a 'ginger kid', but has 'soul'. ;)

Jeremy

CoreyB
01-09-2013, 09:08 AM
Nice!!!

wingnut
01-09-2013, 12:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVrJ8DxECbg&feature=player_embedded

NickS VR4
01-09-2013, 01:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVrJ8DxECbg&feature=player_embedded

Just saw that on FB. I can't believe they couldn't notice the costume. Also loved that one guy that kept turning around an closing the window and trying again.

CoreyB
01-09-2013, 02:28 PM
That video was hilarious.

NickS VR4
01-09-2013, 03:05 PM
That video was hilarious.

From 2:40 to 2:56 was the best IMO.

stealthee
01-09-2013, 08:22 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/parents-facebook-11.jpg

Erron Spalsbury
01-09-2013, 08:32 PM
^^^^^Awesome, awesome, awesome...

n2nsanity
01-10-2013, 02:48 AM
oops

http://i45.tinypic.com/2uihydk.jpg

onebadmollafolla
01-10-2013, 03:59 AM
http://i.imgur.com/c33ZE.jpg

CoopKill
01-10-2013, 06:04 AM
http://i.imgur.com/c33ZE.jpg

Bahahahaha! :p

HilbillyHomeboy
01-10-2013, 10:32 AM
http://i.imgur.com/V30lk.gif

HilbillyHomeboy
01-10-2013, 10:33 AM
http://i.imgur.com/14UkR.jpg

CoreyB
01-10-2013, 10:55 AM
http://i.imgur.com/V30lk.gif

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H that is freaky as hell

n2nsanity
01-10-2013, 03:06 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H that is freaky as hell

yeah, wtf was that?

93STLTH
01-10-2013, 04:57 PM
Yeah, I wouldn't try to nicely grab that thing with some tweezers, I'd be more into using small explosive devices, fire, acid, poison... I'm not letting some creature live under my skin.

green-lantern
01-10-2013, 07:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/V30lk.gif

http://ut-images.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/khan.jpg

CoopKill
01-10-2013, 07:56 PM
Willing to bet that is shopped, but creepy none the less...

GTOJOE
01-10-2013, 08:31 PM
Botfly is worse. Lives under your skin and eats your flesh. Fuck that.

Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk 2

onebadmollafolla
01-11-2013, 03:12 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Qfn5V.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/lauEb.png

FeaRpb
01-11-2013, 10:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1VyQipO4miw

IPD
01-11-2013, 11:19 AM
You wouldn't even believe some of the things I deal with in rural WV. The one up game will not be won here, lol.

Jeremy

try being in asscrackistan

green-lantern
01-11-2013, 11:21 AM
:lol: @ mouse vid

DocWalt
01-11-2013, 12:56 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mGCjGLUiVm4/T9C6fkEyBGI/AAAAAAAAAkc/Tq1k-_w4Ym8/s1600/484285_379853398743566_1989524798_n.jpg

rlacasse1
01-11-2013, 01:43 PM
^^^^^^Now my new list of things to do.

HilbillyHomeboy
01-11-2013, 02:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/fB2OA.gif



http://i.imgur.com/TtLVy.jpg

FeaRpb
01-11-2013, 02:38 PM
Lol, I actually made a Meme of that today.

http://memecaptain.com/4f2ee1.jpg

2fnloud
01-11-2013, 02:59 PM
I so hope my son never speaks in Third person. But when he is older I SURE hope he has fun with the ladies and "Simon Says" :suspect:

DocWalt
01-11-2013, 03:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4E5vUUtSWT4




It's a round worm, it could be found human stomachs and animals its very common usually the egg of the worm is carried by flies and when the fly land on food it will lay that egg and you will be infected, I didn't know spiders had them but still makes sense cause spiders trap flight flies on there web.

So if a fly land on your food don't eat it or you'll get a round worm in your stomach and it could grow to a little over a foot long.




In comments...

What do I do to make sure I don't have worms?
Like, seriously. I am so fucking freaked out right now.

This one is my FAV!!!
Milk Bath
According to Patty at Grandma's Wisdom, a milk bath will rid your intestinal tract of a tapeworm, its egg sacs and larvae. You will need 3-4 gallons of room temperature, whole milk and a bathtub. Warm the tub by filling it with hot water and allowing it to sit 5 minutes. Drain the tub and add the milk. Sit in the tub with your knees bent and your rectum immersed in the milk for about an hour, remaining relaxed.

If you feel a tapeworm working its way out, stay relaxed or it will not exit. Repeat this several times over a period of several weeks to remove all the larvae.

green-lantern
01-11-2013, 03:42 PM
Thanks Doc, I don't even want to watch the vid :runaway:

2fnloud
01-11-2013, 03:52 PM
I wanna play:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiHtUFuGgSA&feature=player_embedded

Rom3BreaK
01-11-2013, 03:57 PM
That was horrendous. You guys think hood milk is best what with the light block plastic jug and all???

Sent from my Motorola Atrix

DocWalt
01-11-2013, 04:04 PM
That was horrendous. You guys think hood milk is best what with the light block plastic jug and all???

Sent from my Motorola Atrix

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

green-lantern
01-11-2013, 04:04 PM
Can we keep gross stuff out of the thread? We should start a thread for just nasty shit. :barf:

green-lantern
01-11-2013, 04:05 PM
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Wat? lol

HilbillyHomeboy
01-11-2013, 04:19 PM
Kenny FTW! Perfectly played. ;)

Jeremy

FeaRpb
01-11-2013, 04:26 PM
What is gross?

DocWalt
01-11-2013, 04:45 PM
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2010/06/17/2012145433.jpg

hurrr durrr

HilbillyHomeboy
01-11-2013, 04:52 PM
Took me a minute to figure that one out.

Jeremy

FeaRpb
01-11-2013, 04:53 PM
dafuq am I missing from that picture?

Alex3000gt
01-11-2013, 05:10 PM
dafuq am I missing from that picture?

A bridge.

wingnut
01-11-2013, 05:19 PM
http://www.funny-potato.com/images/accidents/car-hit-tree.jpg

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa150/Sleepercp/ForSale.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ai6o09PU2_Y/T2jrXdqy8dI/AAAAAAAAD00/ZatEL04_E30/s1600/travel-australia-australia-demotivational-poster-1242352192.jpg

AdamVR4
01-11-2013, 05:46 PM
Wat? lol

Lol agreed, wat.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747 using Tapatalk 2

wingnut
01-11-2013, 06:00 PM
Wat? lol


Lol agreed, wat.



Urban Dictionary: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Has%20anyone%20really%20been%20far %20even%20as%20decided%20to%20use%20even%20go%20wa nt%20to%20do%20look%20more%20like%3F)

HilbillyHomeboy
01-11-2013, 06:05 PM
Urban Dictionary: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Has%20anyone%20really%20been%20far %20even%20as%20decided%20to%20use%20even%20go%20wa nt%20to%20do%20look%20more%20like%3F)

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

wingnut
01-11-2013, 06:28 PM
It's just common sense.

http://www.mlponline.net/attachments/2316636-agreed-jpg.2050/

TT Eric
01-11-2013, 11:41 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/252064_482884648424095_1929861442_n.jpg

Eric

93STLTH
01-12-2013, 02:25 AM
Of course, this...


Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

would turn into this...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc9uczBebi1qzqzo6o1_500.jpg

93STLTH
01-12-2013, 02:28 AM
t's a round worm, it could be found human stomachs and animals its very common usually the egg of the worm is carried by flies and when the fly land on food it will lay that egg and you will be infected, I didn't know spiders had them but still makes sense cause spiders trap flight flies on there web.

So if a fly land on your food don't eat it or you'll get a round worm in your stomach and it could grow to a little over a foot long.

If you know how a spider eats it's food, you'd know this is BS.

onebadmollafolla
01-12-2013, 03:00 AM
Working smart.

http://i.imgur.com/LIhkJ.png

IPD
01-12-2013, 03:06 AM
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

no. fuck that shit. trying to keep up that meme only makes you look as retarded as your average 12 year old who is texting her "omg my bff jill!" and if you do decide to keep up with that incoherent babble which only makes YOU look like a tool--not a meme hipster--just remember; the consequences will never be the same.

onebadmollafolla
01-12-2013, 05:24 AM
http://i.imgur.com/TmgNz.jpg

onebadmollafolla
01-13-2013, 12:46 AM
http://i.imgur.com/5wLwy.jpg

wingnut
01-13-2013, 10:26 PM
http://www.dailyrandomfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/more-random-facts-part2-25.jpg

IPD
01-14-2013, 12:44 AM
http://www.dailyrandomfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/more-random-facts-part2-25.jpg

so slightly longer than how long it would take to watch every movie, ever made, everywhere.

HilbillyHomeboy
01-14-2013, 07:46 PM
http://i.minus.com/i2RDiUNF8F7zx.gif

DocWalt
01-14-2013, 08:26 PM
:lol: nice!

http://global3.memecdn.com/apple-maps_o_812811.png

IPD
01-15-2013, 12:58 AM
http://i.minus.com/i2RDiUNF8F7zx.gif

that's why i carry a tire-iron. :)

onebadmollafolla
01-15-2013, 05:19 AM
http://i.imgur.com/8ZuXj.jpg

#Deustchland

green-lantern
01-15-2013, 06:10 AM
I need one of those glasses

Lugnut
01-15-2013, 08:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_fKiMROLug

TT Eric
01-15-2013, 11:23 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/537432_10200474928619568_1164291748_n.jpg

Meanwhile in Canada :

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/555341_316315768473468_2138775179_n.png

Eric

green-lantern
01-15-2013, 11:26 AM
:lo5l:

DocWalt
01-15-2013, 11:57 AM
Meanwhile in Canada :

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/555341_316315768473468_2138775179_n.png

Eric

:lol: stupid gangstas