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IPD
07-19-2011, 08:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/xptnv.jpg

i'm dying over here!

CoopKill
07-19-2011, 09:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/xptnv.jpg
You win the most epic, epic pic post so far!

mb3000
07-20-2011, 03:25 AM
http://troll.me/images/dwight-schrute/your-argument-is-invalid-false-my-argument-makes-perfect-sense-and-youre-a-vagina.jpg

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/barack-obama-looking-at-womans-butt.jpg



if you ain't RUBBIN, you aint DUBBIN | Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2349188199)




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8CEzILvtg8


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdkZbZvtFBk&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86Fpd5HibiQ&feature=related

IPD
07-20-2011, 05:42 AM
"i'll have some fucking diddy doughnuts"

onebadmollafolla
07-20-2011, 10:54 AM
http://i.imgur.com/B9zAF.jpg



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj7LfR5Ee2c

HilbillyHomeboy
07-20-2011, 12:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj7LfR5Ee2c

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/misc-the-fuck.png

onebadmollafolla
07-20-2011, 12:25 PM
http://i.imgur.com/fEcu2.jpg

onebadmollafolla
07-20-2011, 12:42 PM
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/misc-the-fuck.png

http://i.imgur.com/qU2FQ.gif

bluefox1081
07-20-2011, 01:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj7LfR5Ee2c

I don't get it

onebadmollafolla
07-20-2011, 01:15 PM
I don't get it

Isn't it obvious. He must be one of Anon's top haxors since he can use command prompts to get to Google. :lol:

2fnloud
07-20-2011, 01:22 PM
All he showed his viewers how to do is get the IP address of a website.

open up a new web session, and type "207.7.88.24".

OMG, you just "hacked" 3SGTO.

bluefox1081
07-20-2011, 01:46 PM
Isn't it obvious. He must be one of Anon's top haxors since he can use command prompts to get to Google. :lol:


All he showed his viewers how to do is get the IP address of a website.

open up a new web session, and type "207.7.88.24".

OMG, you just "hacked" 3SGTO.

Oh ok...I see.
<== not very computer savvy. I understand entering an IP address into an address bar, I was just trying to figure out what exactly the point of his "hack" was.

onebadmollafolla
07-20-2011, 01:54 PM
All he showed his viewers how to do is get the IP address of a website.

open up a new web session, and type "207.7.88.24".

OMG, you just "hacked" 3SGTO.

Time for some upped security, Alan. We have your IP now. Consequences, they will never be the same.

vr3.9
07-20-2011, 02:21 PM
I'm so much dumber for having seen that. The only way that would have been worthwhile to see is if I knew his phone # and could call him as special agent Fitzer with the FBI. Hacking google is a Federal offense you know.

SilverBullet
07-20-2011, 05:49 PM
He's got plenty of toolbars, maybe he uses them to hack also..

onebadmollafolla
07-21-2011, 12:07 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Yo1ys.gif

ictponder
07-21-2011, 12:21 AM
FF to 2:15 but the whole video made me laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2pAHe01DAk

VR-4 0wnz j00
07-21-2011, 12:33 AM
FF to 2:15 but the whole video made me laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2pAHe01DAk

Yeah, you need torx head to take out your nails in your Xbox controller. Dont forget you need a cereal bowl.

terrets
07-21-2011, 12:45 AM
Didnt know you could unscrew nails. That was painful to watch :). Doesnt help I hate people who do this mod.

mb3000
07-21-2011, 01:40 AM
What was the point of the video?

IPD
07-21-2011, 05:46 AM
"consequences will never be the same." lol!

ok so....

one day, a proper english mum decides it would be nice if her husband invites one of his buddies from "the great war" to be the guest speaker at her ladies group's monthly tea. worried about his buddy's "colorful language", the husband decides to accompany the man to his wife's tea. after some brief introductions, the man is invited to share some of his war stories. agreeably, the man stands up and begins regaling his exploits in a THICK derby accent.

"vell we wuz flying spitfires across the channel when we sawv deese fokkers diving at us from 3 o'clock high. my buddy split right & i went left. doze fokkers tried to follow us, but we banked hard and got away. just as we were about lined up to shoot doze fokkers down, another group of fokkers starts shooting at us, and...."

alarmed that the man's language might offend, the husband interrupts at this point to explain that, "for those of you who don't know, fokker is a type of german aircraft."

"dez right," says the war vet, "boot on diz day, doze fokkers wuz flying messerschmitts."

bluefox1081
07-21-2011, 10:56 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Yo1ys.gif
lol, I was at that game...unless he does that to other girls, but this was the only time I've ever seen him do that.

Turbo Beast
07-21-2011, 11:06 AM
So you use the soldering wire that came with the soldering iron or can i use something else? Mom says i cant use the cerial bowl, what are other possibilities?

Homie's got a bad lisp!

onebadmollafolla
07-21-2011, 02:16 PM
One of many perks in the life of a bachelor.

http://i.imgur.com/k0sr2.jpg

dtc2002
07-21-2011, 03:00 PM
one of many perks in the life of a bachelor.

http://i.imgur.com/k0sr2.jpg

so true!

Dbeltran24
07-21-2011, 03:09 PM
How to troll a dating website...... (http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=1017090&mid=19567&i=0&nmt=How+to+troll+a+dating+website)

Danube_3KGT
07-21-2011, 05:11 PM
http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h426/Danube_3KGT/c179a1f6889fd646db4133f8d61f4701.gif

Alan92RTTT
07-21-2011, 05:19 PM
The last frame on that is kind of disturbing.

HilbillyHomeboy
07-21-2011, 05:31 PM
^Good catch. I saw that gif yesterday and it didn't have that.

Jeremy

onebadmollafolla
07-21-2011, 07:44 PM
Shoulder firing an 80mm mortar. :popout:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyAl9qK3Rlg&feature=related

Jenkins
07-21-2011, 08:06 PM
Shoulder firing an 80mm mortar. :popout:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyAl9qK3Rlg&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzHCDknFbDU&feature=player_embedded

Danube_3KGT
07-21-2011, 08:12 PM
The last frame on that is kind of disturbing.
I saw that! I had it on my desktop and was like.. what picture is that!?

Mikes2nd
07-22-2011, 12:42 AM
this one is nuts


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ABGIJwiGBc&feature=player_embedded

NickS VR4
07-22-2011, 03:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj7LfR5Ee2c

Looking at all them tool bars and I bet this kid figured this out pinging porn sites and doing this to hide the domain names.

93STLTH
07-22-2011, 05:25 AM
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/187496-1/Jumping_docks.gif

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/187126-1/Motorbikes_entangled.gif

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/183759-1/Grandma_rides_bike.gif

HilbillyHomeboy
07-22-2011, 10:15 AM
http://i.imgur.com/hPijS.gif

http://i.imgur.com/FpD8b.gif

onebadmollafolla
07-22-2011, 02:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/tzDYz.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/zP10f.gif

2fnloud
07-22-2011, 02:31 PM
That fail palm is WIN.

mb7050
07-22-2011, 02:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtFEnchGVHM&feature=player_embedded

Ninja Performance
07-22-2011, 03:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtFEnchGVHM&feature=player_embedded

I lol'd

-Chris

HilbillyHomeboy
07-22-2011, 04:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9MtttXI2q8

Ninja Performance
07-22-2011, 04:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9MtttXI2q8

I have a google+ invite but during setup it said my firefox (3.5.8) was too old. But I have read too many crash and other issues in reviews of the newest firefox release. I am skerd.

-Chris

IPD
07-22-2011, 04:38 PM
I have a google+ invite but during setup it said my firefox (3.5.8) was too old. But I have read too many crash and other issues in reviews of the newest firefox release. I am skerd.

-Chris

are you shitting me? i'm using 5.0. you could at least upgrade to the 4.0 series.

Ninja Performance
07-22-2011, 04:39 PM
I know, back in the day I upgraded once from 3.5.8 and it was unstable as Lindsey lohan. I backed down to 3.5.8 and haven't had any issues since. So the 5.XX with the issues I have seen in reviews scare me.

-Chris

AdamVR4
07-22-2011, 04:42 PM
Use google chrome.

IPD
07-22-2011, 04:43 PM
Use google chrome.

only if you absolutely have to.

Mikes2nd
07-22-2011, 04:44 PM
google+ is for nerds... and just another attempt for google to control everything about your life

Facebook is for women...

f social websites.

AdamVR4
07-22-2011, 04:46 PM
Facebook is for women...

f social websites.

First thing I've ever agreed with you about.

And frankly, I don't mind google expanding. They're good at what they do, and cable TV needs some competition.

Ninja Performance
07-22-2011, 04:48 PM
Use google chrome.

Tried chrome once, albeit it was a while ago....Was totaly unimpressed. Been a firefox person for many years.

-Chris

Ninja Performance
07-22-2011, 04:49 PM
google+ is for nerds... and just another attempt for google to control everything about your life

Facebook is for women...

f social websites.

Umm, this IS a social website.

-Chris

HilbillyHomeboy
07-22-2011, 06:12 PM
Umm, this IS a social website.

-Chris

haha, touche!

Jeremy

Erron Spalsbury
07-22-2011, 06:37 PM
^^^^Hahaahaha!

Chris = Victory!

AdamVR4
07-22-2011, 06:50 PM
Umm, this IS a social website.

-Chris


To be fair, the media has done a good job of defining "social websites/media" as facebook, twitter, myspace, etc, etc, etc. The literal definition including any and all forums doesn't exactly match the widely use public definition.

I mean, how often did you hear about "social media" back when it was just forums?

onebadmollafolla
07-22-2011, 07:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/iY6ZQ.gif

CoopKill
07-22-2011, 11:53 PM
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1234955448_1061fe8.gif

93STLTH
07-23-2011, 12:05 AM
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/188551-1/Corgi_Rodeo.gif

CoopKill
07-23-2011, 12:07 AM
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/188551-1/Corgi_Rodeo.gif

^^ = Win ^^

green-lantern
07-23-2011, 12:12 AM
google+ is for nerds... and just another attempt for google to control everything about your life

Facebook is for women...

f social websites.


First thing I've ever agreed with you about.

And frankly, I don't mind google expanding. They're good at what they do, and cable TV needs some competition.

F-ing ditto

93STLTH
07-23-2011, 12:46 AM
http://i.imgur.com/PwCSw.gif

http://i.imgur.com/j39qC.gif

http://i.imgur.com/n6u2l.gif

Boomer3000
07-23-2011, 02:51 AM
http://i.imgur.com/n6u2l.gif


Holy fucking shit

Danube_3KGT
07-23-2011, 02:58 AM
would have been way better if the car landed in the lines..

Danube_3KGT
07-23-2011, 03:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYrR6Lukxt8&NR=1

93STLTH
07-23-2011, 06:47 AM
http://i.imgur.com/nvOjD.gif


Don't know if it's the same girl, but it's the same place...

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/52283-2/Bike_ramp_owned.gif

onebadmollafolla
07-23-2011, 05:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/h6VpC.jpg

In before I'm a bad person and too soon.

IPD
07-23-2011, 05:33 PM
i was wondering if someone was going to comment on that...

onebadmollafolla
07-23-2011, 05:36 PM
:lol:

Click this link. When it asks your if you are over or under 21, click under 21.

Black Acre Brewing Co. | Indianapolis, IN (http://blackacrebrewing.com/home/)

IPD
07-23-2011, 05:56 PM
:lol:

Click this link. When it asks your if you are over or under 21, click under 21.

Black Acre Brewing Co. | Indianapolis, IN (http://blackacrebrewing.com/home/)

you never cease to amaze me with the bizarre shit you find.

IPD
07-23-2011, 06:26 PM
http://superdimension.net/gifs/animated/153.gif
http://superdimension.net/gifs/animated/154.gif
http://superdimension.net/gifs/animated/157.gif
http://superdimension.net/gifs/animated/162.gif

onebadmollafolla
07-23-2011, 07:21 PM
Apache in Afghanistan.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-ij6h33U1o

AC130 in Afghanistan.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZRoU1qkePw&feature=related

AgentOblivious
07-23-2011, 10:56 PM
Cool vids, but don't make me post the one of the apache gunner killing the Reuters journalists because he mistook a camera for an RPG.

93STLTH
07-23-2011, 11:02 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-s14rqFRQpe4/Tin5bXs3ZWI/AAAAAAAAMUI/_YHtHp4tpcg/s640/jbNXz.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EI2EIMIhFks/Tin5dAs6p1I/AAAAAAAAMUY/rMlVDaG6kYs/s1600/L7rPK.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SdCoiEKuw1g/Tin5ef64oZI/AAAAAAAAMUk/73TnQAuKmFw/s1600/lP78A.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EHalJ_iuvmU/Tin5kyT9ozI/AAAAAAAAMVk/-AWKd6bUC4w/s1600/Q0LRr.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sDOg3o7XL9g/Tin50T6jn6I/AAAAAAAAMYA/Uko19WvPdqg/s1600/zaKXf.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wyA9LBu3HCo/TiRcCt9dU2I/AAAAAAAAMEs/6-DIk2PhzTQ/s1600/44COm.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HIcD-qeNrf4/TiRcM3jtFSI/AAAAAAAAMFM/1_wip8OTXVg/s400/4t1lM.gif

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gj1xx4KOsZk/TiRcW7NQVgI/AAAAAAAAMGk/RI7H76ms9lo/s400/ahgNl.gif

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-O9E7vHMBtzI/TiRce76K0LI/AAAAAAAAMHo/zhXSY0GLe0A/s1600/Every+picture+tells+a+story.jpg

93STLTH
07-24-2011, 01:15 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-y2gfxsUn56k/TgJ1rXjTNCI/AAAAAAAADbc/ZnvYq0MR8bw/s1600/39.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4C50FsARtZY/TgJ1onHLuTI/AAAAAAAADbM/MfEWd3zfD6g/s1600/16.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-y8g-1rdlUJ4/TgJyTp5pV3I/AAAAAAAADZw/PgAZsIl_D4o/s1600/epic-fail-photos-headline-fail.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6MJii8O-Nz0/TgJyaEQBe9I/AAAAAAAADac/nuqQtRz1I0k/s640/fail_photos_025.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GYZi-RcK5eE/Tg2t7itwbCI/AAAAAAAALj4/gC7jMT3YbGE/s640/7ohM2.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-O6zb0YT0-0U/Tg2uHaJRLkI/AAAAAAAALlc/8EYoNWkKj3o/s640/149798_1422631775222_1515546517_30986926_2091648_n .jpg

http://i.imgur.com/gNilX.jpg

VR-4 0wnz j00
07-24-2011, 01:45 AM
http://i.imgur.com/h6VpC.jpg

In before I'm a bad person and too soon.

Horrible, haha

IPD
07-24-2011, 08:32 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GYZi-RcK5eE/Tg2t7itwbCI/AAAAAAAALj4/gC7jMT3YbGE/s640/7ohM2.jpg

this is demotivating? :suspect:

R/T93
07-24-2011, 11:17 AM
Yes cuz the guy on the left continues to play his dumbass nintendo instead of drooling at that ass.

IPD
07-24-2011, 12:09 PM
Yes cuz the guy on the left continues to play his dumbass nintendo instead of drooling at that ass.

you can't even see his face! hell, i'd be holding my GBA-SP as well, if it allowed me an "out" in case she turned around.

R/T93
07-24-2011, 12:15 PM
It's Japan, an old guy could just stand behind her looking down at her butt, and no one would say anything.

IPD
07-24-2011, 12:53 PM
It's Japan, an old guy could just stand behind her looking down at her butt, and no one would say anything.

if you say so. her shirt's in english and so is the closed sign.

green-lantern
07-24-2011, 01:05 PM
Who cares, dat ass deserves to be posted anywhere it wants. :lo5l:



http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sDOg3o7XL9g/Tin50T6jn6I/AAAAAAAAMYA/Uko19WvPdqg/s1600/zaKXf.jpg



Is that a dead body bag in the 3rd seat? :eek:

R/T93
07-24-2011, 01:57 PM
if you say so. her shirt's in english and so is the closed sign.

There are plenty of english signs in Japan (lived there for 4 years). The woman behind the counter is Japanese, the man helping the lovely young lady is probably Japanese, the guy on the cell phone looks Japanese, the signs on the wall have Japanese Hirigana on them, the girls dyed hair is very common in Japan.

Just what I see is all.

stealthee
07-24-2011, 02:04 PM
Either way, its an epic ass, and the girl knows EXACTLY what she is doing.

Danube_3KGT
07-24-2011, 02:10 PM
http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/vv64/Lordofwar918/demotivational-posters-suicide-jager-bomber1.jpg

onebadmollafolla
07-24-2011, 04:25 PM
Wow!

http://i.imgur.com/bjh2i.gif

onebadmollafolla
07-24-2011, 05:23 PM
:lol:

http://i.imgur.com/DhSJK.png

CoopKill
07-24-2011, 07:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKO-tZGuFDg&feature=player_embedded

92pearltt
07-24-2011, 07:46 PM
Haha that video was pure awesome.

onebadmollafolla
07-25-2011, 01:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/47FAO.gif

HilbillyHomeboy
07-25-2011, 01:13 PM
:lmao: I actually watched that one when it first aired.

Jeremy

HilbillyHomeboy
07-25-2011, 04:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QaEyM.jpg

B-Man
07-25-2011, 07:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QaEyM.jpg

10 in the upper pic......

9 in the bottom.......

:suspect:

terrets
07-25-2011, 07:12 PM
^Good eye. Still funny. And mean. :)

stealthee
07-25-2011, 07:15 PM
10 in the upper pic......

9 in the bottom.......

:suspect:

The fat chick ate the missng girl.

IPD
07-25-2011, 07:35 PM
chick #5 is missing? :suspect:

93mitsVR4
07-26-2011, 01:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKO-tZGuFDg&feature=player_embedded

There need to be more commercials like that..


&#x202a;Motorcycle Monkey&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube (http://youtu.be/9ImQ4Mr7B08)

I want this monkey, i feel kinda bad the guy is yanking him around by his neck tho. But its funny to see him looking both way for traffic

Dbeltran24
07-26-2011, 12:03 PM
NOW THAT IS A GOOD NEIGHBOR! from Joe Burton - StumbleUpon (http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1ltVzY/www.funnyordie.com/articles/6b2a6c414d/now-that-is-a-good-neighbor)

onebadmollafolla
07-26-2011, 06:24 PM
Such a terrible feeling.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lowiod82F71qzigjno1_500.jpg

CoopKill
07-26-2011, 07:23 PM
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise



I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,

P. Niss

The Response

Dear P. Niss:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay
in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the
assigned task...
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting
the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,

V. Gina

onebadmollafolla
07-27-2011, 02:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSQ0YrJnVac

DocWalt
07-27-2011, 08:59 AM
I've seen that General Lee drift about a thousand times... It was uploaded in 2006, get with the game.

IPD
07-27-2011, 10:15 AM
I've seen that General Lee drift about a thousand times... It was uploaded in 2006, get with the game.

first time for me, so stfu.

vr3.9
07-27-2011, 11:00 AM
Ok then, lets have some more fun with Monkeys....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puPQg7fTBV4&playnext=1&list=PLDEF082D755F1DF85

AgentOblivious
07-27-2011, 12:40 PM
Also by 20th century fox....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3tidwW1gGM&feature=player_embedded

CoreyB
07-27-2011, 12:44 PM
I really want to see that movie

Alan92RTTT
07-27-2011, 12:59 PM
Everything I've see on the Rise of the Apes looks good.

onebadmollafolla
07-27-2011, 01:36 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4TFln.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/aHMXT.png


http://i.imgur.com/dkJGg.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
07-27-2011, 02:59 PM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lozvsq0xYi1qfjjglo1_400.gif

Ninja Performance
07-27-2011, 03:01 PM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lozvsq0xYi1qfjjglo1_400.gif

That's cool

-Chris

Ninja Performance
07-27-2011, 03:04 PM
Everything I've see on the Rise of the Apes looks good.

Does look promising

-Chris

J-Groove
07-27-2011, 03:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4TFln.jpg



Hahaha so true.

I just did my work budget, Lion was NOT included on it. Maybe when they fix all of the little things, maybe. Snow Leopard is to awesome and stable. :)

-John

93STLTH
07-27-2011, 06:09 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/39/tumblr_lkparjgqUr1qzq52eo1_500.png

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/14/i_dont_know_what_im_looking_at.jpg

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/car-in.gif

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/56/jelly_sammiches.jpg

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/penis.jpg

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/memes-united-states-of-troll.jpg

onebadmollafolla
07-27-2011, 07:03 PM
This guy has the patience of a saint. I would lose my mind!!!

Verizon Operator Gets Math Lesson | whoisthemonkey.com (http://www.whoisthemonkey.com/videos/13/verizon-operator-gets-math-lesson)

2fnloud
07-27-2011, 07:39 PM
This guy has the patience of a saint. I would lose my mind!!!

Verizon Operator Gets Math Lesson | whoisthemonkey.com (http://www.whoisthemonkey.com/videos/13/verizon-operator-gets-math-lesson)


Well we do not know how that conversation ended.

stealthee
07-27-2011, 08:18 PM
This guy has the patience of a saint. I would lose my mind!!!

Verizon Operator Gets Math Lesson | whoisthemonkey.com (http://www.whoisthemonkey.com/videos/13/verizon-operator-gets-math-lesson)

You do realize that that is several old dont you?

VR-4 0wnz j00
07-27-2011, 08:59 PM
http://www.fistofblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/thehoff.jpg
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/265204/80571692.png
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ieUnpfTZq0Q/TVnMl4JegUI/AAAAAAAAA10/PyQIi-T8bEQ/s1600/reality-worst-game-demotivator.jpg

onebadmollafolla
07-27-2011, 11:46 PM
You do realize that that is several old dont you?

I did not know it was several old, no.

VR-4 0wnz j00
07-28-2011, 12:26 AM
http://nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/blending-in.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/demotivational-posters-since-thats-your-mother.jpg
For TF2 guys http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/demotivational-posters-deception.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/demotivational-posters-owling2.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/demotivational-posters-nice-legs.jpghttp://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/demotivational-posters-nice-legs.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/demotivational-posters-planking7.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/demotivational-posters-bring-it.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/demotivational-posters-seems-legit30.jpg

And im spent

MR2
07-28-2011, 12:34 AM
That Guys mom ain't bad :p

DocWalt
07-28-2011, 08:38 AM
That Guys mom ain't bad :p

+1 lol

NickS VR4
07-28-2011, 10:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGEgJSjEEoI

Ninja Performance
07-28-2011, 12:24 PM
That Guys mom ain't bad :p

Agreed

-Chris

CoreyB
07-28-2011, 12:33 PM
I would hit it...

bluefox1081
07-28-2011, 01:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGEgJSjEEoI

Cool cop. But I'd like to know two things:
1) What was he being stopped for?
2) Why was the guy being stopped refusing to show ID or identify himself?
2a) Aren't you required to have a license to carry, or is that not required in all states? If so, why didn't the officer ask for his carry license and wouldn't his license to carry have his ID information on it?

CoreyB
07-28-2011, 01:18 PM
In VT you dont need a license, not sure where this is

SilverBullet
07-28-2011, 01:37 PM
Cool cop. But I'd like to know two things:
1) What was he being stopped for?
2) Why was the guy being stopped refusing to show ID or identify himself?
2a) Aren't you required to have a license to carry, or is that not required in all states? If so, why didn't the officer ask for his carry license and wouldn't his license to carry have his ID information on it?

1. He got stopped because he was open carrying. Even though it's legal where he is, people driving down the street still freaked out and called the cops to report it.
2. Since he wasn't doing anything illegal, he technically doesn't need to provide ID.. at least that's what I'm going with. That'd be like a cop seeing you just sitting on a park bench and asking you for your ID.
2a. He was in Oceanside, CA. In CA, you can legally open carry as long as A) it's not concealed (duh), B) it's not loaded (which it wasn't), and C) as long as you're not in a prohibited area (school, post office, government building).

bluefox1081
07-28-2011, 01:41 PM
1. He got stopped because he was open carrying. Even though it's legal where he is, people driving down the street still freaked out and called the cops to report it.
2. Since he wasn't doing anything illegal, he technically doesn't need to provide ID.. at least that's what I'm going with. That'd be like a cop seeing you just sitting on a park bench and asking you for your ID.
2a. He was in Oceanside, CA. In CA, you can legally open carry as long as A) it's not concealed (duh), B) it's not loaded (which it wasn't), and C) as long as you're not in a prohibited area (school, post office, government building).

Ok thanks.

HilbillyHomeboy
07-28-2011, 03:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ2HlePbD20

http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/skydiving_accident.jpg

bluemax_1
07-28-2011, 03:22 PM
Cool vid. The guy was definitely aware of ALL his rights. I AM pretty curious as to how things would have went and if he would have gotten hassled more if he had been recording surreptitiously as opposed to openly/obviously.


Max

ViperZ
07-28-2011, 03:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlyLdvQA6_4&feature=player_embedded

Zaroth
07-28-2011, 04:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlyLdvQA6_4&feature=player_embedded

That's what he gets for playing on Xbox instead of a PC...

onebadmollafolla
07-28-2011, 04:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1MhMj.jpg

IPD
07-28-2011, 11:07 PM
That's what he gets for playing on Xbox instead of a PC...

+eleventy billion.

NickS VR4
07-29-2011, 12:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbsgHbXubGU

terrets
07-29-2011, 02:14 AM
FPS Russia...Is.The.Shit.

onebadmollafolla
07-29-2011, 03:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbsgHbXubGU

It's not explosive it's just trace ammo. Also terrible for your gun

AdamVR4
07-29-2011, 10:14 AM
Dude, fully auto glock? Awesome. Is that guy actually in russia? would be expensive as fuck to do that legally here...

HilbillyHomeboy
07-29-2011, 10:29 AM
He's from Georgia, USA. The accent is fake. He also goes by fpskyle, with video game videos mostly.

With the fpsrussia persona, every video he puts out gets 7 figures in views. He's a youtube director now; they can make decent money off of that.

Jeremy

onebadmollafolla
07-29-2011, 10:52 AM
He's from Georgia, USA. The accent is fake. He also goes by fpskyle, with video game videos mostly.

With the fpsrussia persona, every video he puts out gets 7 figures in views. He's a youtube director now; they can make decent money off of that.

Jeremy


Exactly. His close friend's father owns a gun shop that has licenses allowing for fully automatic weapons and likewise.

onebadmollafolla
07-29-2011, 11:04 AM
http://i.imgur.com/8oEKh.gif

CoreyB
07-29-2011, 11:20 AM
Haha thats great

Dbeltran24
07-29-2011, 11:47 AM
From an email I received today
-----------------------------

Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago (When Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel. This is the Promised Land!

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security,
Retirement funds, etc...I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

CoreyB
07-29-2011, 12:20 PM
Hahahaha

massacremasses
07-29-2011, 12:26 PM
From an email I received today
-----------------------------

Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago (When Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel. This is the Promised Land!

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security,
Retirement funds, etc...I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

stolen and re-posted. lol

AdamVR4
07-29-2011, 12:57 PM
LOL, geeze.

onebadmollafolla
07-29-2011, 04:44 PM
:lol:

http://i.imgur.com/dzEAW.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/9kKzc.jpg

onebadmollafolla
07-29-2011, 07:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/pud8A.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
07-29-2011, 07:22 PM
http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g381/Google-Images/Internet%20Memes/Me-Gusta-Face-Meme.png

green-lantern
07-29-2011, 08:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbsgHbXubGU

I like this guy! :lo5l:

HilbillyHomeboy
07-30-2011, 10:16 AM
http://i.imgur.com/IWAVh.gif

http://i.imgur.com/RQmBI.gif

onebadmollafolla
07-30-2011, 11:37 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Pks8a.jpg

VR-4 0wnz j00
07-30-2011, 01:22 PM
http://www.captainsquid.com/go/amphibiousattacktiger.jpg
http://i1.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens1504404module92419801photo_1269762425tor nainbow.jpg

{ADMIN EDIT: NWS Image removed. Suspension Applied}

http://bestdemotivators.com/wp-content/uploads/54de0a22156ef316d39a268d6330a862.jpg
http://bestdemotivators.com/wp-content/uploads/bb52c4f67ac215eb1494e416787dedc7.jpg

2fnloud
07-30-2011, 01:39 PM
{ADMIN EDIT: NWS image removed.

I think I will go to the U.K. or Germany ;)

onebadmollafolla
07-30-2011, 01:48 PM
I think I will go to the U.K. or Germany ;)

Deutschland ist über Alles.

CoopKill
07-30-2011, 02:38 PM
I think I will go to the U.K. or Germany ;)I think I will take a trip round the world!

onebadmollafolla
07-30-2011, 04:03 PM
http://i.imgur.com/2rSvg.jpg

2fnloud
07-30-2011, 07:56 PM
great movie.

93STLTH
07-30-2011, 09:34 PM
Funny shit!! Where's the next part?? :lol7:

ViperZ
07-31-2011, 12:38 AM
Talk about an epic fail

Biertijd.com // Media » New House, New Pool.. (http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=28443)

onebadmollafolla
07-31-2011, 03:36 AM
Funny shit!! Where's the next part?? :lol7:

Well, since you asked nicely.

http://i.imgur.com/Q4ifR.jpg

IPD
07-31-2011, 05:36 AM
thanks, now i won't have to waste time watching that movie. :)

p.s.

can someone post the NWS thingy in the members area so i can see what it was?

2fnloud
07-31-2011, 08:35 AM
Talk about an epic fail

Biertijd.com // Media » New House, New Pool.. (http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=28443)

I hope that contractor has all his insurances up to date.

onebadmollafolla
07-31-2011, 05:09 PM
http://i.imgur.com/jFoNr.jpg

futurevr4man
07-31-2011, 07:59 PM
^^^ DANG thats crazy

green-lantern
07-31-2011, 09:31 PM
can someone post the NWS thingy in the members area so i can see what it was?

:stupid:

Telionis
08-01-2011, 02:40 AM
LOL. I can't believe they still republish the Panavia Tornado speeding ticket story (often it is a Harrier or F-18 instead).

snopes.com: Police Radar Prompts Missile (http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/radar.asp)
__________________________

At any rate, check this out!:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkoMbxHQmuM

HilbillyHomeboy
08-01-2011, 05:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/fH9e2.gif

http://i.imgur.com/JgGm3.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/B2jNo.jpg

UTRacerX9
08-01-2011, 07:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g1kI8bkLbU&feature=related

Ah, love it.

CoopKill
08-01-2011, 07:41 PM
^^lol

futurevr4man
08-02-2011, 08:16 AM
i love scrubs. some well thought out characters in it

onebadmollafolla
08-02-2011, 03:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/SeCVv.gif

CoopKill
08-02-2011, 03:36 PM
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9mb8zrXzRQ

onebadmollafolla
08-03-2011, 12:39 AM
http://i.imgur.com/IKa7M.png

HilbillyHomeboy
08-03-2011, 11:54 AM
This one is for onebadmollafolla.

http://i.imgur.com/Jko2y.jpg

onebadmollafolla
08-03-2011, 01:29 PM
This one is for onebadmollafolla.

:lol: Nice.


http://i.imgur.com/Axc8o.gif


Edit for teh lulz:

http://i.imgur.com/Ja3EN.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
08-03-2011, 02:10 PM
^LMAO...so bad. :lmao:

Jeremy

onebadmollafolla
08-03-2011, 04:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/S53Lq.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
08-05-2011, 10:44 AM
http://i.imgur.com/dgrxa.gif

http://i.imgur.com/gpz0r.jpg

onebadmollafolla
08-05-2011, 04:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/g6Uz3.jpg

IPD
08-05-2011, 05:25 PM
i'd have replied "i'm a porn-star". :)

stealthee
08-05-2011, 08:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/zEXqk.jpg

onebadmollafolla
08-05-2011, 10:12 PM
Ahhh, the peace of mind you get from a 360.

http://i.imgur.com/jztgH.jpg

AgentOblivious
08-05-2011, 11:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifTIuA8Dq58&feature=player_embedded

MR2
08-06-2011, 06:09 AM
that's AWESOME.

MaelstromOC
08-06-2011, 05:42 PM
Dude, when I saw that a few months ago, I immediately reinstalled GTA IV and did the modifications they stated to turn the world into that. It's amazingly fun to just run around and try to live. You can't even try and get in a parked car because the second you try to grab the handle it just goes CRAZY!

Telionis
08-06-2011, 08:17 PM
http://i.imgur.com/T6c7u.jpg

onebadmollafolla
08-07-2011, 04:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1L9Nw.jpg

Mikes2nd
08-07-2011, 05:32 PM
no friction mode is funny

ragdoll stuff is great

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFTy70wgaMg&feature=related

onebadmollafolla
08-08-2011, 01:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dRAhs.jpg

onebadmollafolla
08-09-2011, 02:18 AM
http://www.gifb.in/bin/052009/1243419788_bakflip-basketball-trick.gif



......................http://i.imgur.com/wrQCx.jpg

onebadmollafolla
08-09-2011, 12:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Tic8N.gif

2fnloud
08-09-2011, 01:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/tic8n.gif

karma!!

onebadmollafolla
08-09-2011, 04:07 PM
Shaq next to his girlfriend. How?!

http://i.imgur.com/TON2H.jpg

J-Groove
08-09-2011, 04:28 PM
Shaq next to his girlfriend. How?!



Lube, lots and lots of lube.

HilbillyHomeboy
08-09-2011, 05:11 PM
Super classy look, Shaq.

Jeremy

AdamVR4
08-09-2011, 05:15 PM
I never noticed that he has no calves what so ever.

And maybe he's hung disproportionately... Otherwise, she must have done pron in the past. Lots and lots of pron. With horses.

93mitsVR4
08-09-2011, 07:17 PM
^lol thats awesome..

So Im browsing around for some full vinyl wraps for my bike and i find this.

Death Star - Universal Full Set Decals - Honda , Kawasaki , Suzuki , Yamaha - Motorcycle Decals|Motorcyle Graphics| - BikeVinyl.com (http://bikevinyl.com/universal-full-set-decals-honda-kawasaki-suzuki-yamaha/death-star/prod_125.html)

is that not a swastika on the side of the bike?

HilbillyHomeboy
08-09-2011, 07:22 PM
I see what you're saying, but I can't imagine anyone interpreting it in that manner.

Jeremy

onebadmollafolla
08-09-2011, 07:28 PM
I see what you're saying, but I can't imagine anyone interpreting it in that manner.

Jeremy

As a qualified German I can attest to this statement. :p

93mitsVR4
08-09-2011, 07:33 PM
for some reason that was the first thing that i noticed

onebadmollafolla
08-10-2011, 02:36 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Tic8N.gif

GTOJOE
08-10-2011, 02:40 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Tic8N.gif

You posted this about 10 post up.......

onebadmollafolla
08-10-2011, 03:00 AM
You posted this about 10 post up.......

Dammit.

EDIT:

My apologies. Here is a picture of Lloyd to make up for it.

http://i.imgur.com/dxiqF.gif

CoreyB
08-10-2011, 08:00 AM
Weird, OBMF posted at 3am, the thread doesnt clear from my list and his post is not here....

HilbillyHomeboy
08-10-2011, 08:45 AM
I can see it.

Jeremy

CoreyB
08-10-2011, 08:50 AM
I see it now

2fnloud
08-10-2011, 10:40 AM
You posted this about 10 post up.......

Perhaps he is sad that only one person commented about it.

onebadmollafolla
08-11-2011, 11:57 AM
:lol:

http://i.imgur.com/eRfPz.jpg

AdamVR4
08-11-2011, 12:01 PM
David... Davis? Really? :PicardFacepalm:

Jenkins
08-11-2011, 04:51 PM
Looks like he was getting his hair braided not a hair cut.

GTOJOE
08-11-2011, 07:06 PM
David... Davis? Really? :PicardFacepalm:

I had a customer yesterday named David Davis. There is also a car dealership in town owner by a guy named Adam Adams :lol:

onebadmollafolla
08-12-2011, 01:32 AM
Everyone can enjoy this. Kanye West falling off the stage just recently.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ElBNWlGF2I&feature=player_embedded

Danube_3KGT
08-12-2011, 01:48 AM
Everyone can enjoy this. Kanye West falling off the stage just recently.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ElBNWlGF2I&feature=player_embedded

Hey Kanye, that fall was great and all but..

GTOJOE
08-12-2011, 01:48 AM
I lol'd.... to both posts :lol:

HilbillyHomeboy
08-12-2011, 11:15 AM
http://i.imgur.com/jS9kB.png

HilbillyHomeboy
08-12-2011, 11:42 AM
http://i.imgur.com/VvpLo.gif

http://i.imgur.com/ll3ER.gif

2fnloud
08-12-2011, 11:45 AM
I felt the impact in my chest....ouch!

futurevr4man
08-12-2011, 12:45 PM
:Corey:

CoreyB
08-12-2011, 12:54 PM
Fuck head, Alan fix my damn smiley.

DocWalt
08-12-2011, 01:39 PM
:Corey:

CoopKill
08-12-2011, 10:59 PM
:corey:

Boomer3000
08-12-2011, 11:34 PM
lol...

Danube_3KGT
08-12-2011, 11:53 PM
:Corey: That is awesome.. lol

onebadmollafolla
08-13-2011, 01:26 PM
http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9356213.jpg

OhioSpyderman
08-13-2011, 01:31 PM
:corey:

j2k4
08-13-2011, 02:01 PM
:corey:

You can say that again (again).

onebadmollafolla
08-13-2011, 06:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/OQnrO.png

onebadmollafolla
08-14-2011, 03:04 AM
Sue me.

http://i.imgur.com/KT2mb.jpg

onebadmollafolla
08-14-2011, 03:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/EAloE.png

MR2
08-14-2011, 04:41 PM
That's awesome :)

2fnloud
08-14-2011, 07:00 PM
You can say that again (again).

How about:
http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/260x260/9385321.jpg

Alex3000gt
08-14-2011, 07:07 PM
^Haha

j2k4
08-14-2011, 07:18 PM
How about:
http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/260x260/9385321.jpg

Yeah, like that.

2fnloud
08-14-2011, 07:41 PM
Yeah, like that, I do


Fixed ;)

j2k4
08-14-2011, 08:22 PM
How about:
http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/260x260/9385321.jpg


Yeah, like that.


Fixed ;)

Oh, I like it, but I meant, "like" - as in, 'in that manner'.

2fnloud
08-14-2011, 09:47 PM
http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9387054.jpg

AgentOblivious
08-15-2011, 01:34 AM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/t_cells.png

...and one for the haters... :corey:

Danube_3KGT
08-15-2011, 01:44 AM
http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h426/Danube_3KGT/coreycopy.jpg

terrets
08-15-2011, 03:10 AM
:lol:

Danube_3KGT
08-15-2011, 03:40 AM
http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h426/Danube_3KGT/COREY3.jpg

DK77
08-15-2011, 04:12 AM
OMG I love all these Corey jokes!

CoreyB
08-15-2011, 07:23 AM
Fuck off :tongue:

futurevr4man
08-15-2011, 09:10 AM
you are wlecome corey. i hath given the best gift i can giveth

DrGonzo
08-15-2011, 12:27 PM
It's so bad that Corey even broke the code for this thread:

Subliminal Code...LMFAO
http://3s.gonzoinc.com/albums/userpics/10002/untitled.JPG (http://3s.gonzoinc.com/albums/userpics/10002/untitled.JPG)

Corey Tagging Fail!!!

:owned:

CoreyB
08-15-2011, 12:34 PM
Haha :p

Alan92RTTT
08-15-2011, 12:46 PM
It's so bad that Corey even broke the code for this thread:

Subliminal Code...LMFAO
http://3s.gonzoinc.com/albums/userpics/10002/untitled.JPG (http://3s.gonzoinc.com/albums/userpics/10002/untitled.JPG)

Corey Tagging Fail!!!

:owned:

thanks, I'd been meaning to figure out what happened with the thread header.

onebadmollafolla
08-15-2011, 12:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/H4lcN.jpg

DrGonzo
08-15-2011, 12:48 PM
Token tagging is what it looks like. Either that or the parser for tagging is not removing the double quotes.

Just too funny that it fit in with all of the other Corey stuff...:P

2fnloud
08-15-2011, 12:56 PM
What is the toilet one supposed to be? Feel free to PM the answer to me so we don't ruin it for anyone else.

DrGonzo
08-15-2011, 01:04 PM
what is the toilet one supposed to be? Feel free to pm the answer to me so we don't ruin it for anyone else.

Fail!!!

:idwimie2:

:PicardFacepalm:

2fnloud
08-15-2011, 01:06 PM
by process of elimination I was guessing that but that was the only way I would get it.

Alan92RTTT
08-15-2011, 02:00 PM
all of the web developers knew it was IE ;)