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NickS VR4
03-08-2014, 02:31 AM
http://s8.postimg.org/nxpebi2at/photo.jpg
:shake2:
Spelling fail, and sad news. Hopefully it wasn't a terror attack.
i could have at least forgiven "boing"...but "bowing"? wow. is that CNN or FOX?
NickS VR4
03-08-2014, 02:39 AM
i could have at least forgiven "boing"...but "bowing"? wow. is that CNN or FOX?
Looks like CNN to me.
Edit: If we give them the benefit of the doubt, the W is right next to the E.
sergechronos
03-08-2014, 02:41 AM
i could have at least forgiven "boing"...but "bowing"? wow. is that CNN or FOX?
Does it really matter? Given that these tools just copy each other, wouldn't be surprised if every major network had it saying Bowing.
green-lantern
03-08-2014, 06:47 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Vhgb4ay.jpg
Mikes2nd
03-08-2014, 10:28 PM
http://giant.gfycat.com/AggressiveFlickeringButterfly.gif
RealMcCoy
03-09-2014, 12:20 AM
http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20131017/work_fails_job_lols_33.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1900046_499803900124695_1061230263_n.jpg
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/dma-10.jpg?w=500&h=663
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1/528152_396922983696088_1212678061_n.jpg
That's not beauty...that's a bunch of disgusting mass-produced 'murican beers. especially the keystone.
stealthee
03-09-2014, 10:16 AM
That's not beauty...that's a bunch of disgusting mass-produced 'murican beers. especially the keystone.
That one went right over your head,
That one went right over your head,
No, it didn't....because there's no way I can get drunk enough off 3.5% alcohol 'murican piss-water to "make her pretty". ;)
stealthee
03-09-2014, 10:34 AM
Not all American beer is 3.5%. I drink Bud Light Platinum. It's 6%.
R/T93
03-09-2014, 10:42 AM
Hundreds of quality beers in my state that would rival ANYTHING from europe, fact.
From the phone.
Hundreds of quality beers in my state that would rival ANYTHING from europe, fact.
From the phone.
Agreed...but that's not what was in that picture. ;)
Grimbergen Blonde | Brouwerij Alken-Maes | Alken, Belgium | BeerAdvocate (http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/436/7864/)
it's on the low-proof end for european biers. :)
DrGonzo
03-09-2014, 12:08 PM
I don't consider anything on that shelf "Beer"....
onebadmollafolla
03-09-2014, 04:46 PM
That's not beauty...that's a bunch of disgusting mass-produced 'murican beers. especially the keystone.
We get it, you live in Europe. I'll give you a euro to call someone who cares.
Also, we can get just about any beer under the sun here and have the perks of not living in Europe at the same time.
Vantage
03-09-2014, 10:15 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CQQPwRr.gif
RealMcCoy
03-09-2014, 10:34 PM
https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1623559_607673822643290_714927882_n.jpg
https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/67881_659253874117923_360747032_n.png
http://i59.tinypic.com/1fjyht.jpg
93STLTH
03-09-2014, 11:00 PM
I'm a little late on the bacon discussion, but I just don't get the whole bacon thing. I'd rather have my burger without bacon, sausage with my scrambled eggs, and I don't get all these bacon flavored stuff nowadays. I can't tell you the last time I had any bacon, might have been added on a pizza I had. That said, there are always exceptions...
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-J7uH5Me42VVeejoeKFiD2hANJHCghsBx3dObzAoCfKQAYEaie_ xDWrpt
zel-man
03-10-2014, 01:17 AM
This has to be the absolute worst beer I've ever tasted: Samichlaus Classic Bier | Brauerei Schloss Eggenberg | Vorchdorf, Austria | BeerAdvocate (http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/285/776/)
I had this at Old Chicago when I did the round-the-world beer tour. (IMHO it tastes like tequila and soy sauce.
BTW, thanks Austria!
HilbillyHomeboy
03-10-2014, 08:08 AM
http://i.imgur.com/zb0G6Yk.gif
HilbillyHomeboy
03-10-2014, 09:48 AM
http://i.imgur.com/kGQxz3P.gif
green-lantern
03-10-2014, 10:31 AM
I'm a little late on the bacon discussion, but I just don't get the whole bacon thing. I'd rather have my burger without bacon, sausage with my scrambled eggs, and I don't get all these bacon flavored stuff nowadays. I can't tell you the last time I had any bacon, might have been added on a pizza I had.
Guys, proof that Aliens live among us.
Uniuno
03-10-2014, 11:00 AM
I Love You Like A Fat Lady Loves Apples (http://iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com/)
We get it, you live in Europe. I'll give you a euro to call someone who cares.
Also, we can get just about any beer under the sun here and have the perks of not living in Europe at the same time.
:rolleyes:
perks? meh. there's enough to dislike on both sides of the ocean. my country taking a big steaming pile on my ability to mail-order stuff while serving my country---that's a big downside. i appreciate where i've been--respectfully.
'murica is teh greatest111!!!111!!! attitude is why many areas of the world dislike us so much. i'm not saying it isn't true (or at least it used to be)...but you don't go flaunting it in everyone's faces.
i also won't apologize for being vehemently opposed to any beverages made by ab-inbev. it's why i rarely drink leffe anymore.
Echo419
03-10-2014, 11:47 AM
blah, I think the rest of the world is pretty arrogant myself. just let a Brazillian talk about soccer. my gawd.
blah, I think the rest of the world is pretty arrogant myself. just let a Brazillian talk about soccer. my gawd.
Agreed. Ethnocentrism is everywhere. That said, Germany has a balanced budget and a thriving economy...they deserve some bragging rights. The dutch aren't bad either...they like to party hard a LOT.
onebadmollafolla
03-10-2014, 12:19 PM
:rolleyes:
perks? meh. there's enough to dislike on both sides of the ocean. my country taking a big steaming pile on my ability to mail-order stuff while serving my country---that's a big downside. i appreciate where i've been--respectfully.
'murica is teh greatest111!!!111!!! attitude is why many areas of the world dislike us so much. i'm not saying it isn't true (or at least it used to be)...but you don't go flaunting it in everyone's faces.
i also won't apologize for being vehemently opposed to any beverages made by ab-inbev. it's why i rarely drink leffe anymore.
Nobody here is rallying around "murica" as you say it. It's that every other post of yours is a segue about how you are now in Germany. And as I said, we get it.
green-lantern
03-10-2014, 12:32 PM
I Love You Like A Fat Lady Loves Apples (http://iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com/)
That is strange
DocWalt
03-10-2014, 01:00 PM
I Love You Like A Fat Lady Loves Apples (http://iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com/)
wut..
sergechronos
03-10-2014, 01:43 PM
I'm a little late on the bacon discussion, but I just don't get the whole bacon thing. I'd rather have my burger without bacon, sausage with my scrambled eggs, and I don't get all these bacon flavored stuff nowadays. I can't tell you the last time I had any bacon, might have been added on a pizza I had. That said, there are always exceptions...
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-J7uH5Me42VVeejoeKFiD2hANJHCghsBx3dObzAoCfKQAYEaie_ xDWrpt
http://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/1715/40498.PNG
This has to be the absolute worst beer I've ever tasted: Samichlaus Classic Bier | Brauerei Schloss Eggenberg | Vorchdorf, Austria | BeerAdvocate (http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/285/776/)
I had this at Old Chicago when I did the round-the-world beer tour. (IMHO it tastes like tequila and soy sauce.
BTW, thanks Austria!
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120824080533/en.futurama/images/thumb/d/db/Episode_08_-_Fun_on_a_Bun-(003336)16-03-10-.jpg/500px-Episode_08_-_Fun_on_a_Bun-(003336)16-03-10-.jpg
This is the greatest injustice Germany has ever committed!
Uniuno
03-10-2014, 02:01 PM
That is strange
I like single serve websites.
The best way to revolutionise your flat design (http://www.gradientsmotherfucker.com)
Bury Me With My Money (http://www.burymewithmymoney.com)
Shutup Woman, Get on My Horse (http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com)
Vantage
03-10-2014, 02:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ieJXizD.gif
http://i.imgur.com/PmTuR4W.gif
http://i.minus.com/iX26M0Z87jO39.gif
stealthee
03-10-2014, 05:49 PM
I knew deer could be pretty stupid, but damn.
RealMcCoy
03-10-2014, 10:16 PM
Sooo demotivated when I realized this was a satire story and not real.... I REALLY wanted it to be true. :lol:
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HilbillyHomeboy
03-12-2014, 02:03 PM
http://i.imgur.com/18Y7EJC.jpg
green-lantern
03-12-2014, 04:12 PM
I knew deer could be pretty stupid, but damn.
I bet it's blind, I've seen two blind deer around here. They can survive around their mother for a bit. The game warden had to shoot one :( it was pretty sad. It was while I was at work on DOE property.
I bet it's blind, I've seen two blind deer around here. They can survive around their mother for a bit. The game warden had to shoot one :( it was pretty sad. It was while I was at work on DOE property.
Seen 'em, yep.
Yearling, too - it fits. :wink:
sergechronos
03-12-2014, 05:12 PM
Occasionally the Onion hits it out of the park:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-spends-afternoon-in-garage-restoring-classic,35505/
Laughed my ass off.
WASHINGTON—Taking his time to thoroughly clean a pair of replacement carburetors and install them on a turbocharged Rotax engine as classic rock tracks blared from a nearby transistor radio, sources confirmed that President Barack Obama spent most of Wednesday afternoon in the White House garage continuing his restoration of a vintage military drone.
Pausing every so often to admire his work, the president, dressed in jeans and a grease-stained Champion sweatshirt, explained that he has been tinkering with the 1995 RQ-1 Predator since acquiring it from a military scrapyard two years ago. The commander-in-chief said he considers the salvaged unmanned aerial vehicle a prized find, as the United States only produced 12 of the classic airframes for their inaugural deployment in the Bosnian War.
“Now this baby right here is 1,300 pounds of pure American muscle,” Obama said as he tossed a socket wrench aside and wiped the oil from his hands. “From the single rudder steering to the inverted V-tail at the back, it’s all classic General Atomics engineering. Real beaut, isn’t she?”
“I mean, look at this pretty little antenna dome,” he continued, buffing the drone’s satellite communication housing with a shammy cloth. “They just don’t make UAVs like this anymore.”
After popping the cap off of a fresh Rolling Rock, the 44th president of the United States explained that in an effort to maintain its mid-’90s authenticity, he is rebuilding the craft using mostly original RQ-1 parts ordered either directly from the manufacturer or traded with other collectors online. The head of state added that he has come to prefer the latter, saying that it provides him an opportunity to meet and talk shop with fellow “drone-heads.”
“When I’m done, she’s gonna have all the bells and whistles of the original; I’m talking Moving Target Indicator, APX-100 Friend-Or-Foe transponder, heat sensor, laser designator—the whole enchilada,” Obama said, standing next to a faded poster from the 1994 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. “And, if I can pick one up on the cheap, I’m hoping to put in a top-of-the-line GPS, too.”
“With a set of souped-up avionics like that, you can really open her up once you hit international airspace,” he continued.
The president, who confirmed that he planned on sanding down the tail the next time he has a free weekend, said that after installing custom titanium wing linings, his next project will be to apply a coat of gunmetal gray paint to the vehicle’s body in order to get “that timeless Predator look.”
Obama later mentioned, however, that he hasn’t completely ruled out one day upgrading the paint job to pure white or even MARPAT desert camouflage, which he claimed would “turn a few heads” and make the shell’s classified carbon-Kevlar composite “really pop.”
“Of course some of these mods aren’t exactly regulation,” the sitting president said with a wink, referring to the set of AGM 114-Hellfire missiles his friend, a retired Air Force weapons specialist he would only identify as “Spud,” helped him install last fall. “I also stripped off her Synthetic Aperture Radar to compensate for the added weight, which just means you have to be a little more careful when the weather’s bad.”
“These old Predators are highly temperamental, so you’ve got to know how to treat ’em right,” he continued, adding that he wouldn’t dream of running one with anything less than a 50-50 blend of JP-8 and Syntroleum jet fuel. “Normally people can only get these things to do about 135 at a max altitude of 25,000 feet, but with a little TLC I’ll bet I can juice her up to at least a buck fifty-five, buck sixty.”
Obama boasted that the finished work would harken back to the “glory days” of drones, when he says American ingenuity dominated the skies over the Balkans. Noting that back in that era Predators were the drone of choice for Operation Nomad Vigil, the nation’s chief executive reflected on the machines’ superior handling and reconnaissance capabilities, lamenting that today’s newer models with their “flashy AN/AAS-52 Multi-Spectral Targeting Systems” seem only to be focused on precision strikes against high-value terrorist targets.
The two-term president told reporters he does not intend on selling the drone once it is finished, acknowledging that in addition to its sentimental value, he likes the idea of taking it out for a spin on the occasional Sunday morning or showing it off to some of his older NATO buddies who remember the vintage UAVs from back in their earlier peacekeeping days.
“Michelle sometimes tells me I’m spending too much time and money on this thing,” Obama said. “But I’ve told her that this has always been my passion, that this is what I love to do. At the end of each day, all I’m thinking about is getting in this garage, sliding onto my mechanic’s dolly, and getting to work bringing this baby back to deployment condition.”
“What can I say?” the president added. “I just really connect with these machines.”
According to sources, after testing and recalibrating the propeller, the president spent another hour cleaning up the scraps of metal and foam shavings from his worksite. Observers say Obama then stood in the doorway staring reverently at the drone for several moments before turning off the light and slowly heading inside.
fastfalcon94
03-12-2014, 05:40 PM
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/1898112_701559009886927_359113511_n.jpg
green-lantern
03-12-2014, 07:17 PM
Occasionally the Onion hits it out of the park: Obama Spends Afternoon In Garage Restoring Classic Drone | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-spends-afternoon-in-garage-restoring-classic,35505/?utm_source=Tumblr&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:1:Default)
Laughed my ass off.
The link didn't work for me but I honestly Laughed My Ass Off! just reading the tittle :Bwahaha:
Vantage
03-12-2014, 07:25 PM
Goat Simulator (http://www.goat-simulator.com/)
sergechronos
03-12-2014, 07:30 PM
I posted a different link to it, as well as quoted it. Worth a read IMO.
green-lantern
03-12-2014, 07:56 PM
I like single serve websites.
The best way to revolutionise your flat design (http://www.gradientsmotherfucker.com)
Bury Me With My Money (http://www.burymewithmymoney.com)
Shutup Woman, Get on My Horse (http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com)
Yeah those suck except for the classic "sweet lemonade"
Goat Simulator (http://www.goat-simulator.com/)
This has potential
weebls-stuff.com why go to a rehost site, go to the original source.
Vantage
03-13-2014, 08:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9QUKAlh.gif
CoopKill
03-13-2014, 09:43 PM
Someone left the child in the car running
stealthee
03-13-2014, 10:22 PM
http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_264_20140311211634.jpg
stealthee
03-13-2014, 10:23 PM
http://i59.tinypic.com/102o009.jpg
Vantage
03-13-2014, 10:26 PM
http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_264_20140311211634.jpg
^holy crap, that's scary accurate.
RealMcCoy
03-14-2014, 01:20 AM
http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20140304/funny_demotivational_posters_23.jpg
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1798096_10201662825829335_1220600927_n.jpg
https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1795685_10202185683622707_862605099_n.jpg
RealMcCoy
03-14-2014, 01:24 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1146581_10152712902654498_1360381269_n.jpg
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1453471_1819759381412638_5984501_n.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1hp45QRON1rsyeiqo1_1280.jpg#_=_
https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/1974984_498763423561294_1896219533_n.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1hp45QRON1rsyeiqo1_1280.jpg#_=_
*peoples'
HilbillyHomeboy
03-14-2014, 06:16 AM
*peoples'
Concerning the typical plural possessor, yes. However, people is a plural noun not ending in s, and is therefore one of the exceptions to the rule. The apostrophe comes before the s to show possession (people's, children's, men's).
Jeremy
Echo419
03-14-2014, 07:06 AM
F*ck English
Vantage
03-14-2014, 08:14 AM
Concerning the typical plural possessor, yes. However, people is a plural noun not ending in s, and is therefore one of the exceptions to the rule. The apostrophe comes before the s to show possession (people's, children's, men's).
Jeremy
http://memecrunch.com/meme/17R3Y/boom-goes-the-dynamite/image.png
DrGonzo
03-14-2014, 08:14 AM
F*ck English
I have to agree here. The english language is way over complicated. I could care less where the apostrophe is at or if I use the right version of a word. If you don't understand what I mean, then stay the fuck out of my conversation. I have much more important things to worry about....
HilbillyHomeboy
03-14-2014, 09:44 AM
http://giant.gfycat.com/KindWeeklyGyrfalcon.gif
Echo419
03-14-2014, 10:45 AM
http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/fitboardimg/posts//2014/03/13/78089382/532236a20cf2c85a62661803.jpg
http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/fitboardimg/posts//2014/03/13/78089382/532236a20cf2c85a62661803.jpg
So that's where they left HER.
Concerning the typical plural possessor, yes. However, people is a plural noun not ending in s, and is therefore one of the exceptions to the rule. The apostrophe comes before the s to show possession (people's, children's, men's).
Jeremy
Except that in this case, the intent was referring to peoples in GENERAL, not people--as a subset of a larger group. So I stand by my assertion that it should be peoples'.
I have to agree here. The english language is way over complicated. I could care less where the apostrophe is at or if I use the right version of a word. If you don't understand what I mean, then stay the fuck out of my conversation. I have much more important things to worry about....
Rightly, I don't normally care...but if someone is going to bring up the topic of grammar nazi's...I'm going to nit pick about every minutia of their rant. Because trolololollol. And since you violated yet another one, here for your edification:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw
HilbillyHomeboy
03-14-2014, 12:06 PM
Except that in this case, the intent was referring to peoples in GENERAL, not people--as a subset of a larger group. So I stand by my assertion that it should be peoples'.
Which is exactly why it is correct. The only time peoples' would be acceptable is in the case of talking about specific groups. The British and German peoples' language are not the same.
people's = of (the) people
peoples' = of peoples
It's confusing, and there are different camps of thought. As was said earlier, I don't see it as a big deal. Everyone knows the intent, which is to simply show possession. I use the word "irregardless" all the time. It's not (truly) a word, but who cares? *shrug*
Jeremy
It's not a word, and those who use it are troglodytes.
HilbillyHomeboy
03-14-2014, 12:26 PM
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/64/644837545424a8e40c7c8930a8807d8b16dfe5279e74eb5ac8 e2921be109fe7c.jpg
Echo419
03-14-2014, 02:31 PM
if I was black I'd just use the N-word so no one would question me. :)
93STLTH
03-14-2014, 03:56 PM
All this grammar talk is demotivating.
CoopKill
03-14-2014, 06:17 PM
No phuques are given!
Vantage
03-14-2014, 09:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/oTnb8Gu.gif
CoopKill
03-14-2014, 10:56 PM
:suspect:
Boeing 777-300 (http://vietnam.craigslist.org/for/4372477162.html)
R/T93
03-14-2014, 11:55 PM
Hahahahahhaa
From the phone.
Mikes2nd
03-15-2014, 12:20 AM
Reno 911 - Movie PSA - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSnDCUVg0Bo&feature=youtu.be)
watch out nsfw language
http://i.imgur.com/oTnb8Gu.gif
can't tell...is that a 22 or a 35?
anyonebutme
03-15-2014, 09:48 AM
Neither. It's an F-15, MiG-29, or SU-27+ variant. I'm going with Russian based on gooseneck.
Easy way to tell: Vertical rear stabs and wingtip AAM.
Vantage
03-15-2014, 10:18 AM
Neither. It's an F-15, MiG-29, or SU-27+ variant. I'm going with Russian based on gooseneck.
Easy way to tell: Vertical rear stabs and wingtip AAM.
It's a MiG-29 shooting down a Georgian UAV back in Apr 08. Here's the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BypnhFI7HGY
easier to tell fulcrum in the video. in the gif, i can't quite distinguish straight vs. slanted fins.
green-lantern
03-15-2014, 01:01 PM
^holy crap, that's scary accurate.
No kidding, pee bubbles :lol:
Alex3000gt
03-15-2014, 02:15 PM
http://o.onionstatic.com/images/25/25583/original/700.jpg?0360
Malaysia Airlines Expands Investigation To Include General Scope Of Space, Time | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/articles/malaysian-airlines-expands-investigation-to-includ,35524/)
You'd think that booking Carmen Sandiego and Waldo on the same flight would have been a big red flag....
Vantage
03-16-2014, 10:52 AM
http://i.imgur.com/ulkU4fN.gif
green-lantern
03-16-2014, 12:54 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KP13Ae-Ihx0/Sw9udLrShnI/AAAAAAAABs0/uz0huHutHt0/s1600/8310bc2e.jpg
Chris@Rvengeperformance
03-16-2014, 05:18 PM
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Chris@Rvengeperformance
03-16-2014, 05:19 PM
Always cracks me up
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Chris@Rvengeperformance
03-16-2014, 05:21 PM
Sorry attachment isn't showing up, will post later
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Vantage
03-16-2014, 09:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/PqtiCix.png
Chris@Rvengeperformance
03-16-2014, 10:48 PM
here it is, cades cove
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onebadmollafolla
03-17-2014, 12:39 AM
http://i.imgur.com/MAfphSR.gif
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green-lantern
03-17-2014, 08:40 AM
here it is, cades cove
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too small to read
Chris@Rvengeperformance
03-17-2014, 12:45 PM
any better, if not I'll have to wait until we get back
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HilbillyHomeboy
03-17-2014, 12:53 PM
Still the same. It's compressed way down.
Jeremy
green-lantern
03-17-2014, 01:06 PM
This pic better be worth it Chris lol
Chris@Rvengeperformance
03-17-2014, 01:10 PM
Crap, the tapatalk attachment thing is ruining it, you'll have to wait until wed 😊
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CoopKill
03-17-2014, 05:15 PM
post as image, not attachment'
Vantage
03-17-2014, 07:30 PM
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/this-is-dog-vs-taken-meme.jpg
CoopKill
03-17-2014, 09:00 PM
^^:lmao:^^
93STLTH
03-17-2014, 11:27 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1978872_844872692196609_22531822_n.jpg
R/T93
03-17-2014, 11:47 PM
HAH!
Thats great
green-lantern
03-18-2014, 08:29 AM
:stupid: :lo5l:
stealthee
03-18-2014, 05:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D5bPLxU8U8&feature=player_embedded
TT Eric
03-18-2014, 06:14 PM
If you are born in the 50s, 60s, 70s or 80s...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWRdHXbTmrs
Eric
rlacasse1
03-18-2014, 06:27 PM
I think this is the right thread to post my weekend demotivator. My mother-in-law's kitchen floor boards had rotted out from a leaking pipe under the kitchen sink. Turned out that not just the floor boards were rotted. I ended up pulling all of the beams and essentially rebuilding the entire kitchen floor. So, I tore it down to this.........
http://i860.photobucket.com/albums/ab162/rlacasse1/KitBegin_zpsecd35d71.jpg (http://s860.photobucket.com/user/rlacasse1/media/KitBegin_zpsecd35d71.jpg.html)
And after 36 straight hours of working (only had the weekend to knock it out) this is what I ended up with.
http://i860.photobucket.com/albums/ab162/rlacasse1/kitfin_zpsbfcf957e.jpg (http://s860.photobucket.com/user/rlacasse1/media/kitfin_zpsbfcf957e.jpg.html)
Just need to lay down some tile, stain the new cabinets, paint around the splash board, and eventually replace the upper cupboards.
BTW, I have zero construction experience. Sort of just winged it, I'd say I did alright and it only cost her around $800 including the cabinets and new counter tops.
Alex3000gt
03-18-2014, 08:17 PM
I think this is the right thread to post my weekend demotivator. My mother-in-law's kitchen floor boards had rotted out from a leaking pipe under the kitchen sink. Turned out that not just the floor boards were rotted. I ended up pulling all of the beams and essentially rebuilding the entire kitchen floor. So, I tore it down to this.........
http://i860.photobucket.com/albums/ab162/rlacasse1/KitBegin_zpsecd35d71.jpg (http://s860.photobucket.com/user/rlacasse1/media/KitBegin_zpsecd35d71.jpg.html)
And after 36 straight hours of working (only had the weekend to knock it out) this is what I ended up with.
http://i860.photobucket.com/albums/ab162/rlacasse1/kitfin_zpsbfcf957e.jpg (http://s860.photobucket.com/user/rlacasse1/media/kitfin_zpsbfcf957e.jpg.html)
Just need to lay down some tile, stain the new cabinets, paint around the splash board, and eventually replace the upper cupboards.
BTW, I have zero construction experience. Sort of just winged it, I'd say I did alright and it only cost her around $800 including the cabinets and new counter tops.
The cabinet door in the corner is crooked.
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:awesome:?
rlacasse1
03-18-2014, 10:12 PM
The cabinet door in the corner is crooked.
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:awesome:?
What's crooked? Or are you just effing with me?
HilbillyHomeboy
03-19-2014, 11:55 AM
Ciclista é atropelado e aparado por colchão que cai do carro do atropelador - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg4nPT_RrBk#t=19)
stealthee
03-19-2014, 11:58 AM
There you go Jeremy.
http://youtu.be/bg4nPT_RrBk?t=19s
BTW WTF happens here? Totally confused.
NickS VR4
03-19-2014, 12:02 PM
There you go Jeremy.
http://youtu.be/bg4nPT_RrBk
BTW WTF happens here? Totally confused.
Appears to me that some guy is riding his bike or walking down the street when that object fell off the passing truck and took him out.
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stealthee
03-19-2014, 12:07 PM
I went to the about and pasted it into Google translate.
Apparently it is Portuguese
Translated it means
The cyclist has been circulating for a way no shoulder when hit by a truck. The interesting thing is that the rider suffers anything, being supported by a mattress falling Car atropelador. Suit at least unusual.
Vantage
03-19-2014, 12:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/7OjHlU0.gif
HilbillyHomeboy
03-19-2014, 12:26 PM
There you go Jeremy.
http://youtu.be/bg4nPT_RrBk
BTW WTF happens here? Totally confused.
I had it set to start at 0:19, that's why it linked like that.
Guy riding his bike gets clipped by that truck, which just so happens to spill a mattress out that dude ultimately lands on. The odds of that? LOL.
Jeremy
Vantage
03-19-2014, 12:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/J7Qw7Ka.gif
green-lantern
03-19-2014, 01:53 PM
poor guy :lo5l:
green-lantern
03-19-2014, 03:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5aMT9MBfZI
A friend just posted this on another site. Keep an eye on the idiot that's on the ground @ 2:10. Watch the whole vid though
Vantage
03-19-2014, 08:56 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/10006450_493717607401353_2003066895_n.jpg
stealthee
03-20-2014, 06:41 PM
http://hugelolcdn.com/i700/254631.jpg
2fnloud
03-20-2014, 08:27 PM
http://hugelolcdn.com/i700/254631.jpg
Well considering that a quarter is 3.09 inches in circumference , and the average erect penis is 4.07 inches, We ain't exactly opening those doors very wide, assuming you are in the average statistic ;)
green-lantern
03-21-2014, 08:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB9aVy7-SwY
Soooooooooooooooo cute
J-Groove
03-21-2014, 09:03 AM
I want a pet fox! :)
green-lantern
03-21-2014, 09:06 AM
I know, I will love him, and pat him, and call him George.
HilbillyHomeboy
03-21-2014, 09:09 AM
I would keep it.
Jeremy
NickS VR4
03-21-2014, 09:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04zpyn-6LpM
green-lantern
03-21-2014, 10:00 AM
I would keep it.
Jeremy
It seemed to be very appreciative to have that can took off it’s head. Might have followed you home.
2fnloud
03-21-2014, 10:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04zpyn-6LpM
Really scary post bro ;)
NickS VR4
03-21-2014, 10:17 AM
Really scary post bro ;)
Dammit. Always try to avoid Reposting.
green-lantern
03-21-2014, 10:24 AM
statute of limitations might of ran out on that one.
P
TT Eric
03-21-2014, 11:16 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHXXuaLhe0A
Instant karma!
Eric
CoopKill
03-21-2014, 02:37 PM
Oh dear, TTEric killed it.
DrGonzo
03-21-2014, 03:55 PM
Oh dear, TTEric killed it.
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/037/464/obamag.jpg
onebadmollafolla
03-21-2014, 06:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/JSaqC5H.gif
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93STLTH
03-21-2014, 10:49 PM
Somehow, our ability to point out a repost isn't as strong as it used to be.
stealthee
03-21-2014, 10:51 PM
Thankfully this is over now
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/1962651_10152271563183180_1806087592_n.jpg
RealMcCoy
03-21-2014, 10:56 PM
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1390468_10151928109066001_488977061_n.jpg
http://www.slappytickle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hardest-ocd-decision.jpg
http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20140317/facepalm_26.jpg
Vantage
03-22-2014, 10:46 AM
MARCH 20--Police are searching for a man who posed as a podiatry student and sucked the toes of a woman trying on shoes at a Walmart in North Carolina.
The suspect, seen in the above store surveillance photo, approached the 35-year-old victim Monday morning inside a store in Lincolnton, a city about 40 miles northwest of Charlotte.
Claiming to be a podiatry student, the man struck up a conversation with the victim and “talks [her] into trying on several pair of shoes in the shoe department," according to police. “At one point the suspect took the victim’s foot, put it into his mouth and sucked the victim’s toes,” cops added.
Walmart Weirdo Sought In Toe Sucking Scheme | The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/Walmart-toe-sucker-sought-786543)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5aMT9MBfZI
A friend just posted this on another site. Keep an eye on the idiot that's on the ground @ 2:10. Watch the whole vid though
i'm not sure who you are referring to, but it looks like one dude fell out and got crushed.
NickS VR4
03-22-2014, 11:54 AM
According to the comments, "no one was badly injured". The guy holding the cable that got struck disappeared from any view I could see though.
green-lantern
03-22-2014, 11:56 AM
i'm not sure who you are referring to, but it looks like one dude fell out and got crushed.
In the 2nd view of the accident the guy on the ground jumps up and grabs the cable. I assume he was supposed to pull the cable out of the way of the rotors but it appears he was impatient so when he jumped up to grab it the idiot pulled the cable right into the rotors. He lived, he was wearing black. You might need to put it in full screen to see it.
Oh and the pilot was slung into the back seat.
onebadmollafolla
03-22-2014, 12:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/bKkfcD7.gif
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ICPREY
03-22-2014, 08:23 PM
In the 2nd view of the accident the guy on the ground jumps up and grabs the cable. I assume he was supposed to pull the cable out of the way of the rotors but it appears he was impatient so when he jumped up to grab it the idiot pulled the cable right into the rotors. He lived, he was wearing black. You might need to put it in full screen to see it.
Oh and the pilot was slung into the back seat.
Shitty/dangerous plan to begin with.
TT Eric
03-23-2014, 04:32 AM
In the 2nd view of the accident the guy on the ground jumps up and grabs the cable. I assume he was supposed to pull the cable out of the way of the rotors but it appears he was impatient so when he jumped up to grab it the idiot pulled the cable right into the rotors. He lived, he was wearing black. You might need to put it in full screen to see it.
Oh and the pilot was slung into the back seat.
Not the employee of the month... impressive that nobody died there! This scene in a movie, the helicopter would have exploded!
Eric
TT Eric
03-23-2014, 04:33 AM
In the 2nd view of the accident the guy on the ground jumps up and grabs the cable. I assume he was supposed to pull the cable out of the way of the rotors but it appears he was impatient so when he jumped up to grab it the idiot pulled the cable right into the rotors. He lived, he was wearing black. You might need to put it in full screen to see it.
Oh and the pilot was slung into the back seat.
Not the employee of the month... impressive that nobody died there! This scene in a movie, the helicopter would have exploded!
Eric
Vantage
03-23-2014, 02:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/mqerbv8.gif
onebadmollafolla
03-23-2014, 05:35 PM
Pretty wild to see this level of athleticism in this day and age.
http://i.imgur.com/9SbaLGD.gif
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93STLTH
03-23-2014, 08:27 PM
Pretty wild to see this level of athleticism in this day and age.
Seriously? We're posting someone losing their life and making fun of it?
onebadmollafolla
03-23-2014, 08:48 PM
Seriously? We're posting someone losing their life and making fun of it?
http://i.imgur.com/7GgFI7d.gif
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anyonebutme
03-23-2014, 10:09 PM
Seriously? We're posting someone losing their life and making fun of it?
Yes. Darwinism at it's finest. You climb a hydroline and ground the wires, people are gonna laugh as your lifeless body tumbles to the ground.
You didn't protest the helicopter crash one, even though you have no proof that someone didn't die in that one or that this guy didn't live.
Vantage
03-23-2014, 10:27 PM
Yes. Darwinism at it's finest. You climb a hydroline and ground the wires, people are gonna laugh as your lifeless body tumbles to the ground.
You didn't protest the helicopter crash one, even though you have no proof that someone didn't die in that one or that this guy didn't live.
He died. He was as you can imagine, high on drugs. Put a 'W' in the Darwin column.
Neighbours said that it wasn't the first time the man had performed dangerous acrobatics on pylons in the area after becoming high on drugs.
But this time his legs touched one of the cables, killing him instantly and causing an explosion which set fire to two nearby houses.
Man high on drugs dies after attempting acrobatics on top of power electricity pylon | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2259679/Man-high-drugs-dies-attempting-acrobatics-power-electricity-pylon.html)
93STLTH
03-23-2014, 10:39 PM
Different situations. The helicopter crash was shown as it actually happened and the story indicates no one was killed. The gif was reversed to create humor from what had to be a fatality. I'm sure the guy was dead as soon as the 230,000 volts went to ground through his body. Maybe I'm more sensitive to it being that I've worked in the electric industry for the last 28 years. I've seen more than my share of what electricity can do to the human body. Yeah, the guy was a dumbass for climbing the tower and he got what was coming to him, I just don't see it as humorous.
http://i.imgur.com/mqerbv8.gif
I want.
Pretty wild to see this level of athleticism in this day and age.
http://i.imgur.com/9SbaLGD.gif
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so they reversed it. :p
onebadmollafolla
03-24-2014, 01:58 AM
so they reversed it. :p
You are sharp as a tack.
green-lantern
03-24-2014, 06:26 AM
Shitty/dangerous plan to begin with.
Yep agreed, this was my comment when I saw it on another site.
OMG what a f-ing idiot!!!!! What the hell was he thinking?!?!?!? Did he forget there were spinny things up there? Why were they performing such a maneuver anyway? As soon as I saw the copter heading down with the cable I knew what was going to happen. If they were raising the tower with it they should have had a remote release so he wouldn’t be just feet away from a cable when trying to land. This whole thing blows my mind. It was doomed before it started. Next time they might not want to have the biggest idiot grab the cable and plan the job.
Echo419
03-24-2014, 06:59 AM
is it wrong that I thought the gif of the dog being hurt(before I watched the whole thing) was wrong but the guy exploding didn't bother me one bit?
green-lantern
03-24-2014, 07:58 AM
is it wrong that I thought the gif of the dog being hurt(before I watched the whole thing) was wrong but the guy exploding didn't bother me one bit?
Pretty much the way I felt about it so I guess we are both f-ed up.
green-lantern
03-24-2014, 08:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHae-jr30X0
:lol:
HilbillyHomeboy
03-24-2014, 09:05 AM
http://i.imgur.com/9azQ5Je.jpg
green-lantern
03-24-2014, 09:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go9rf9GmYpM
HilbillyHomeboy
03-24-2014, 09:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go9rf9GmYpM
I've watched this over and over since it came out. Really cool stuff.
Jeremy
I've watched this over and over since it came out. Really cool stuff.
Jeremy
you must absolutely HATE the music by now then. ;)
HilbillyHomeboy
03-24-2014, 02:34 PM
Nope, watched it in .gif form. ;)
Jeremy
that would explain it. seeing as how so much other good music has apparently been ruined for you by television. ;)
green-lantern
03-24-2014, 02:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/SQmThzj.gif
Vantage
03-24-2014, 09:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BdFDNSh-JQ
onebadmollafolla
03-24-2014, 11:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BdFDNSh-JQ
I am not watching that. Would rage.
93STLTH
03-25-2014, 12:07 AM
http://i.imgur.com/SQmThzj.gif
That person should have gone right to the 7-11 and bought some lottery tickets. It was her lucky day.
HilbillyHomeboy
03-25-2014, 07:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BdFDNSh-JQ
LMAO@appropriately timed ad. :lol:
http://i.imgur.com/qkbQth7.jpg
2fnloud
03-25-2014, 08:11 AM
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1524814_759969830679829_1672863786_n.jpg
HilbillyHomeboy
03-25-2014, 08:15 AM
http://i.imgur.com/fYJrrzh.gif
2fnloud
03-25-2014, 08:24 AM
was the dummy line to make him think he wasn't tethered?
HilbillyHomeboy
03-25-2014, 08:31 AM
Yes.
Jeremy
Vantage
03-25-2014, 09:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zY_VU_dqE0
VR-4 0wnz j00
03-25-2014, 12:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BdFDNSh-JQ
Im sure she was just turning her life around... There have been a lot of those lately.
green-lantern
03-25-2014, 01:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/fYJrrzh.gif
I was just going to post that lol, his friends are dicks
2fnloud
03-25-2014, 01:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zY_VU_dqE0
:Bwahaha:
This would of been EPIC if they was doing it to give away his position so their sniper could take him out.
I with I know what he was yelling out.
CoopKill
03-25-2014, 01:46 PM
http://i.imgur.com/fYJrrzh.gif
That is 20 minutes from my house! We be going this summer, woot!
:Bwahaha:
This would of been EPIC if they was doing it to give away his position so their sniper could take him out.
I with I know what he was yelling out.
i don't think anyone in syria has that kind of tatical foresight.
HilbillyHomeboy
03-25-2014, 04:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/p6deUnf.gif
stealthee
03-25-2014, 05:55 PM
http://i.imgur.com/p6deUnf.gif
I guess that is Bridge Day lite. :lol:
green-lantern
03-25-2014, 06:58 PM
These gif's give new meaning to trust fall :lo5l:
Vantage
03-25-2014, 08:40 PM
Fucking Common Core.
https://s2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/zOsDTNgDVwM4ydZ2_Njjtg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTQwMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/lifestyles/2014-03-25/8ef7c930-b44a-11e3-84f5-9547b2943d40_commoncorephoto.png
Alex3000gt
03-26-2014, 02:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BdFDNSh-JQ
Poor kid doesn't stand a chance.
stealthee
03-26-2014, 07:20 AM
http://i.imgur.com/8nPjiOt.gif
green-lantern
03-26-2014, 07:22 AM
There's gross, and then there's this woman. Seriously. If you get queasy easily, DO NOT watch this video. If you don't get queasy easily, you may still not want to watch it either. But if you're OK with being grossed out, this is the video for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXSH96Z3zwA
green-lantern
03-26-2014, 07:24 AM
http://i.imgur.com/7Gu1tCD.gif
HilbillyHomeboy
03-26-2014, 07:41 AM
^I posted that one before Christmas. :D Still hilarious, though.
Jeremy
green-lantern
03-26-2014, 08:25 AM
Nancy Grace Derails Oscar Pistorius Analysis With Porn Obsession (http://deadspin.com/nancy-grace-derails-oscar-pistorius-analysis-with-porn-1551223120)
What a stupid bitch, watch the vid, but might want to keep it down a little at work.
makes sense. the only way anyone would sleep with nancy grace is if porn didn't exist--and even then, i'm not sure anyone would do it without gouging both their eyes out. so yes, her "issues" with porn make perfect sense.
fucking poorly medicated vengence demon.
green-lantern
03-26-2014, 01:38 PM
:lol: well said
green-lantern
03-26-2014, 02:53 PM
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1982219_906288776067243_56046504_n.jpg
2fnloud
03-26-2014, 08:06 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/q71/s480x480/10152373_1473437216201865_737401750_n.jpg
onebadmollafolla
03-26-2014, 08:27 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CQglbo4.gif
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NickS VR4
03-26-2014, 09:27 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CQglbo4.gif
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Had to look up the full video out of curiosity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK6BUj9iAOU
93STLTH
03-26-2014, 10:56 PM
makes sense. the only way anyone would sleep with nancy grace is if porn didn't exist--and even then, i'm not sure anyone would do it without gouging both their eyes out. so yes, her "issues" with porn make perfect sense.
fucking poorly medicated vengence demon.
Actually, the only way one could sleep with Nancy Grace is because porn exists. Otherwise, how does one get it up for her without watching porn first.
mb3000
03-26-2014, 11:27 PM
http://clclt.com/imager/nancy-grace-how-dare-you-lowly-jurors-oppose-me/b/original/2376197/ffa8/850387_f520.jpg
sergechronos
03-26-2014, 11:31 PM
Actually, the only way one could sleep with Nancy Grace is because porn exists. Otherwise, how does one get it up for her without watching porn first.
Current thoughts as I await someone to answer this seriously:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtaamLsiT1rn95k2o1_500.png
Vantage
03-26-2014, 11:59 PM
https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10155165_905559582806829_1855199311_n.jpg
Actually, the only way one could sleep with Nancy Grace is because porn exists. Otherwise, how does one get it up for her without watching porn first.
you must never have been deployed to the desert. you put a man in that situation long enough, and a 4 becomes a 9.5. as the saying goes "Desert Queens: who cares if you're only hot 120 days out of the year?"
green-lantern
03-27-2014, 06:21 AM
We call them work 10's here. We're stuck in this Controlled Limited Area with not a lot of women so a 10 here is more like a 4-5 on the outside.
and yeah I'd rather spank to pr0n then sleep with Nancy
Edit: the other way around on the internet, a 10 in normal surroundings is a 2 on the net.
which is hilarious considering what pr0n stars look like without makeup.
Echo419
03-27-2014, 09:51 AM
which is hilarious considering what most women look like without makeup.
fixed
HilbillyHomeboy
03-27-2014, 10:36 AM
Skip to 1:00.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqZoaWKv2k&t=1m0s
NickS VR4
03-27-2014, 11:09 AM
Skip to 1:00.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqZoaWKv2k&t=1m0s
Saw that on reddit. A couple things. Lady was in the left lane for a long time (claims she was making a left soon and there were trucks in the other lane). She also said she wasn't speeding because it was raining... yet she was able to hold and film using her phone as a camera the whole time. The truck driver, after passing came back because he saw her filming, which probably looked like she was intentionally being obnoxious.
I just can't stand when people ride in the left lane, and go below the speed limit. When you see someone behind you, make an effort to get out of their way. This shit pisses me off in NJ. Mostly NY drivers that won't get out of the left lane and they will ride the same speed as the person next to them, creating a wall.
HilbillyHomeboy
03-27-2014, 11:15 AM
Yeah, I skimmed through the YT comments. There's blame to go around for both parties. Still funny to see that guy go out of his way to flip her off, then crash and burn. :D
Jeremy
green-lantern
03-27-2014, 12:40 PM
I just can't stand when people ride in the left lane, and go below the speed limit. When you see someone behind you, make an effort to get out of their way. This shit pisses me off in NJ. Mostly NY drivers that won't get out of the left lane and they will ride the same speed as the person next to them, creating a wall.
This, God this! It drives me nuts!
sergechronos
03-27-2014, 02:03 PM
Goes both ways though. If someone is in the left lane and doing say 80 in a 70 to pass someone, or a line of someone's, riding their ass and flashing your high beams isn't going to speed it up and often slows it down..and then you fuck up everyone else's trip.
Happens every damn day in Knoxville at the 40 75 split.
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europe. mutherfuckers. europe.
sergechronos
03-27-2014, 03:08 PM
Unless Europe allows me to mount chain guns on my hood and RPGs on my roof, idgaf.
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HilbillyHomeboy
03-27-2014, 03:47 PM
http://giant.gfycat.com/HardPortlyBream.gif
Unless Europe allows me to mount chain guns on my hood and RPGs on my roof, idgaf.
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completely unnecessary. you learn real fast not to hang out in the left lane when a mutherfucker in an A5 is closing in at 180 kph, and he has the right of way.
http://giant.gfycat.com/HardPortlyBream.gif
that's lord voelker style air right there.
sergechronos
03-27-2014, 04:24 PM
completely unnecessary. you learn real fast not to hang out in the left lane when a mutherfucker in an A5 is closing in at 180 kph, and he has the right of way.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/majwoody/1278780573_TF3Filming2_1278785130__scaled_500_zps7 65cf255.jpg (http://s12.photobucket.com/user/majwoody/media/1278780573_TF3Filming2_1278785130__scaled_500_zps7 65cf255.jpg.html)
Murica bitches!
HilbillyHomeboy
03-27-2014, 05:42 PM
heRe we go again. :D
2fnloud
03-27-2014, 05:45 PM
:suspect:
HilbillyHomeboy
03-27-2014, 06:01 PM
I can bring it back. :evilbanana:
:D
Jeremy
2fnloud
03-27-2014, 06:07 PM
:( to be fair I was in the process of deleting after seeing the error, and you beat me to the punch, unfortunately I have not been getting consistent E-mail notifications from the Demo. thread, so I missed that it was already posted until, lurking back in the thread.
(my story sticking to it) ;)
green-lantern
03-27-2014, 06:17 PM
http://giant.gfycat.com/HardPortlyBream.gif
That is just amazing
sergechronos
03-27-2014, 06:41 PM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/11901d8401c094c59f027c7429549766/tumblr_mtfsg1J54A1rlnwuyo1_500.jpg
Perfect paint job to keep people from walking in front of you.
green-lantern
03-27-2014, 06:43 PM
I like it but it needs to be broke up a bit more. Like a hand print here or there or something.
Vantage
03-28-2014, 12:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VsKtjwQaA5k
onebadmollafolla
03-28-2014, 01:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ZIbuNJE.gif
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green-lantern
03-29-2014, 08:32 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30InBgGhiSo
:lo5l:
2fnloud
03-29-2014, 08:46 AM
I sweaR that I have seen this in this thread before.
green-lantern
03-29-2014, 10:52 AM
When? A year ago? :p
Vantage
03-29-2014, 01:06 PM
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1977457_10152265553897631_1585944589_n.jpg
93STLTH
03-29-2014, 06:48 PM
Paul's from TEnnesee. He's allowed a memory lapse due to all the moonshine in the drinking water.
CoopKill
03-29-2014, 06:53 PM
Probably moonshine in the blood.
Vantage
03-30-2014, 12:09 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyhgC4wF7MU
sergechronos
03-30-2014, 12:11 AM
Too much blood in his alcohol stream
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NickS VR4
03-30-2014, 01:57 AM
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/d3/d30b6ca9421f755305573f1e2cec5ab1a495c9595a2601186c df64e0dc92acc7.jpg
RealMcCoy
03-30-2014, 10:58 PM
I haven't checked into this to see if it's legit, but it's supposed to be one of their ads from a couple years ago... If it's a fake, it's an awesome troll...
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-h5_NjjOzv18/Uzi5nQA89sI/AAAAAAAAAc0/HlD0R6bbLyE/w421-h462-no/Malaysia+AIrlines.jpg
93STLTH
03-31-2014, 12:06 AM
I haven't checked into this to see if it's legit, but it's supposed to be one of their ads from a couple years ago... If it's a fake, it's an awesome troll...
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-h5_NjjOzv18/Uzi5nQA89sI/AAAAAAAAAc0/HlD0R6bbLyE/w421-h462-no/Malaysia+AIrlines.jpg
Well, the plane in the picture isn't a 777, it's an Airbus a380, so it's probably fake.
RealMcCoy
03-31-2014, 12:39 AM
Well, the plane in the picture isn't a 777, it's an Airbus a380, so it's probably fake.
Good catch, I paid no attention to the plane.... I'm sure whoever made it was counting on just that, or didn't know the difference.
If it's on the internet, I pretty much assume fake until proven otherwise.... I refuse to be one of the people that believe every hoax that they see on facebook, and end up looking like a fool every time....
It is a good one though... Too bad they didn't follow through and find a correct pic. LOL
http://i43.tinypic.com/34g4l6d.jpg
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10157383_445787972219238_671960521_n.jpg
GTOJOE
03-31-2014, 03:17 AM
Well, the plane in the picture isn't a 777, it's an Airbus a380, so it's probably fake.
I was emailed this about a week ago and replied to him with the same response LOL. Obviously fake. Planes arent even similar. 777 is twin engine single story plane. The picture A380 is obviously quad engine, double story. Not much effort went into this fail.
93STLTH
03-31-2014, 04:11 AM
The ad is possibly real, they just replaced "Airbus A380" with "Boeing 777"
Vantage
03-31-2014, 04:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XEbMHmDhq2I
Pretty cool triple point.
NickS VR4
03-31-2014, 04:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XEbMHmDhq2I
Pretty cool triple point.
Mind explaining what was happening? A struggle between the solid and liquid stage? What would be causing that?
About the only thing I saw that was pretty cool was my supercooled bottle of water, that as soon as I cracked open the cap, the entire thing just turned into a solid piece of ice.
Vantage
03-31-2014, 05:03 PM
Mind explaining what was happening? A struggle between the solid and liquid stage? What would be causing that?
About the only thing I saw that was pretty cool was my supercooled bottle of water, that as soon as I cracked open the cap, the entire thing just turned into a solid piece of ice.
Alex can probably explain it much better but essentially the triple point is temperature & pressure at which a substance is in all three phases (gas/liquid/solid).
green-lantern
03-31-2014, 06:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyhgC4wF7MU
That's f-ing crazy
mb3000
03-31-2014, 08:44 PM
I would have had the same response that all the guys in the background had "Nope, no more of that.."
RealMcCoy
03-31-2014, 09:55 PM
Seriously.... What The F....???
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/du-pont-heir-robert-richards-iv-spared-jail-140319887.html#DK3XayM
Vantage
03-31-2014, 10:39 PM
Seriously.... What The F....???
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/du-pont-heir-robert-richards-iv-spared-jail-140319887.html#DK3XayM
My mind is fucking blown right now...
mb3000
03-31-2014, 11:31 PM
Speachless.
anyonebutme
03-31-2014, 11:34 PM
heh...
ah. class warfare at its finest. nice to know that our justice system is truly incompetent, and that it has given proof-positive that being a celebrity or filthy rich insures you will not be subject to the same laws as common folk.
now that our government has decided to wipe its ass with the declaration of independence "all men are created equal...."; the constitution can't stand up much longer. and i say that as someone who may have to defend it against our own government, if things keep going this way.
onebadmollafolla
04-01-2014, 09:42 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vyFoNGmiLI
sergechronos
04-01-2014, 10:58 AM
Seriously.... What The F....???
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/du-pont-heir-robert-richards-iv-spared-jail-140319887.html#DK3XayM
Absolutely unreal. While I agree that putting him in jail likely doesn't make him a better person or fix his issue, letting him go on probation accomplishes even less. Should've at least put him into some kind of mental health facility. Something.
On a related note: You ever notice how if an animal is determined to be unfit to be around people it gets put down? :suspect:
prison would have solved it. like dhamer, he wouldn't have lasted very long on the inside. problem solved.
Vantage
04-01-2014, 05:15 PM
https://tv.yahoo.com/news/stephen-colbert-devotes-entire-colbert-report-edition-discussion-042948606.html
HilbillyHomeboy
04-01-2014, 05:31 PM
Not sure what's more funny, that whole fiasco, or that people still go to Yahoo. :D
Jeremy
green-lantern
04-01-2014, 05:46 PM
Cliffs? and what is yahoo?
HilbillyHomeboy
04-01-2014, 05:54 PM
Cliffs?
Twitter. #hashtag #poundsign
Jeremy
Vantage
04-01-2014, 06:49 PM
Not sure what's more funny, that whole fiasco, or that people still go to Yahoo. :D
Jeremy
Was the only place I could find the complete clip.
used to like colbert. he's gotten a little too fringe for me lately. actually, anyone who sides with the "change the redskins name" movement can suck it.
CoopKill
04-02-2014, 04:13 PM
Hey Sir Stealthee!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U81_0waqEWA
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