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Chris@Rvengeperformance
02-19-2015, 05:01 PM
kid needs to hit the gym

does he even lift?

Alan92RTTT
02-19-2015, 05:30 PM
If your pet is smaller than my cat. It is not a dog. Its some kind of mutant thing that needs to be destroyed.

HilbillyHomeboy
02-19-2015, 05:37 PM
If your cat is a cat, it is worthless and needs to be destroyed.

Jeremy

Chris@Rvengeperformance
02-19-2015, 06:08 PM
If your cat is a cat, it is worthless and needs to be destroyed.

Jeremy

Well, I think dogs should be used for steam boat fuel, fyi.

dbest671
02-19-2015, 06:17 PM
IDK, we are hoping our new kitten will be this size (came from the same breeder as this cat). And they are really dog like, except not as needy. But we have three dogs as well.


not my picture or cat
http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp4/hoopb23/index.jpg

RealMcCoy
02-19-2015, 06:40 PM
Probably a repost, but I don't care....

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/RedneckMurder-10076.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
02-19-2015, 06:58 PM
I was just being a dick, since Alan was.

Jeremy

EDIT - have to laugh at the notion of a dog being more needy than a cat. Dogs tend to lay around and do much of nothing unless provoked. Cats? Always banging into your legs wanting petted, meowing like they're passing a boulder through their urinary tract, knocking shit off and over. I do not care for cats much, but they all absolutely love me. Beats me...

dbest671
02-19-2015, 08:00 PM
I was just being a dick, since Alan was.

Jeremy

EDIT - have to laugh at the notion of a dog being more needy than a cat. Dogs tend to lay around and do much of nothing unless provoked. Cats? Always banging into your legs wanting petted, meowing like they're passing a boulder through their urinary tract, knocking shit off and over. I do not care for cats much, but they all absolutely love me. Beats me...

When I say needy, I mean they don't NEED you around. You can easily leave a cat alone for a few days as long as you have a decent size litter box and food bowl. You cannot do that with a dog. We actually got lucky with our cats, none of them are assholes. But I have been around asshole cats, and I just wanted to choke the shit out of them. Think it all depends on the owners.

onebadmollafolla
02-19-2015, 11:19 PM
Cats have the personality of a rock. A creature that occasionally pops out of hiding to shit in a box inside the house, nah. I'll take a companion that goes for walks, listens, and shows at a sense of character over a creature that's naturally prone to living as a social loner. I'd get a cat if I lived on a farm to keep away mice, that's it. Otherwise, they're as useless as their owner's social complex.

dbest671
02-20-2015, 01:00 AM
Damn, you all have had the worst cat experiences lol. I've been around some mean ass dogs, but I don't consider all dogs to be mean.

Echo419
02-20-2015, 07:10 AM
http://i.imgur.com/0gyt7vY.gif

HilbillyHomeboy
02-20-2015, 07:25 AM
When I say needy, I mean they don't NEED you around. You can easily leave a cat alone for a few days as long as you have a decent size litter box and food bowl. You cannot do that with a dog. We actually got lucky with our cats, none of them are assholes. But I have been around asshole cats, and I just wanted to choke the shit out of them. Think it all depends on the owners.

My dogs are trained to stay by themselves. I do it all the time.


Cats have the personality of a rock. A creature that occasionally pops out of hiding to shit in a box inside the house, nah. I'll take a companion that goes for walks, listens, and shows at a sense of character over a creature that's naturally prone to living as a social loner. I'd get a cat if I lived on a farm to keep away mice, that's it. Otherwise, they're as useless as their owner's social complex.

http://i.imgur.com/f7FdEdG.jpg

Echo419
02-20-2015, 07:39 AM
I could never feed and care for an animal that looks at me with nothing but contempt and that constantly knocks shit off of shelves.

Vantage
02-20-2015, 08:07 AM
http://s18.postimg.org/45jdr2wm1/AACold.png

j2k4
02-20-2015, 08:19 AM
Hard to believe there are so many people who have trouble getting squared-away with animals, period.

If I had the wherewithal, I would take in every animal I could, with no qualms or quibbles.

By and large, they're more agreeable, easier to deal with, and better-behaved than humans.

Echo419
02-20-2015, 09:12 AM
Hard to believe there are so many people who have trouble getting squared-away with animals, period.

If I had the wherewithal, I would take in every animal I could, with no qualms or quibbles.

By and large, they're more agreeable, easier to deal with, and better-behaved than humans.

I totally agree. I'd take just about any animal over most people any day. which is why I don't want kids. they're like cats but worse. :lol:

HilbillyHomeboy
02-20-2015, 09:29 AM
Child-free here. 2 dogs ftw!

Jeremy

HilbillyHomeboy
02-20-2015, 09:41 AM
http://s18.postimg.org/45jdr2wm1/AACold.png

Made it up from -14 to -8 here in SouthWestern WV. It's a heatwave!! And 8 more inches of snow expected tomorrow on top of the 10+ we already have. Bullshit.

Jeremy

j2k4
02-20-2015, 10:34 AM
Made it up from -14 to -8 here in SouthWestern WV. It's a heatwave!! And 8 more inches of snow expected tomorrow on top of the 10+ we already have. Bullshit.

Jeremy

I hate to confess this weather is all my doing; my thirst for empathy is great...:p

j2k4
02-20-2015, 10:38 AM
Funny, too, that Carlos eschews cats, preferring cat-sized dogs instead. :p

Alan92RTTT
02-20-2015, 01:57 PM
My experience with small dogs is that they are spoiled, untrained ,yappy ankle biters(totally owner fault). My experience with larger dogs is loyal, trained, loving,,,, even when poorly trained. Its my experience that the small untrained dogs are royal pains in the ass and most(not all) owners of small dogs do not feel the need to train them and treat them like cats. (I have met some of Jeremy's dogs and while small they are well behaved)

My experience with cats is that they can be loving, bitchy, cranky, playful and annoying. but they are less annoying that untrained small dogs.

DocWalt
02-20-2015, 02:20 PM
I very much dislike most small dogs, they're nasty and annoying as hell like Alan said. Seems like most small dog owners are just as obnoxious as their dogs... I like big dogs, and cats either ignore me, or cuddle me. I was apparently tackled by an overly friendly big dog when I was a kid, and I'm slowly over getting over the fear of being mauled when when jumps up on me and sticks its nose in my face, lol

IPD
02-20-2015, 03:46 PM
Funny, too, that Carlos eschews cats, preferring cat-sized dogs instead. :p

I have never met a person that hated my dog, and I never will. Even people who are allergic to dogs. That I can promise you. In Alan's words, yes, my dog is a mutant. A cute adorable mutant that never barks and will enthusiastically show affection to anyone and everyone who comes to visit. Only she's of a size that doesn't intimidate or scare children.

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/legacy.images/smosh-pit/032011/come-2.jpg

IPD
02-20-2015, 03:48 PM
P.S.

If we had to make a side-thread for vacuum cleaners, shouldn't we be making a side-thread for fucking pets...just so that the big dog owners can try and convince each other that they have the best pets in the world...when people with small dogs know better?

Echo419
02-20-2015, 03:53 PM
http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/legacy.images/smosh-pit/032011/come-2.jpg
I'd do more than come at her....bro. RAWR!!!! :D

P.S.

If we had to make a side-thread for vacuum cleaners, shouldn't we be making a side-thread for fucking pets...just so that the big dog owners can try and convince each other that they have the best pets in the world...when people with small dogs know better?

I have a medium dog. I win. :D

j2k4
02-20-2015, 03:59 PM
An uncle of mine in Roscommon had a Newfie that weighed 185.

I was about 10 when he wrapped the leash around my wrist and said, "Now, don't take any shit from from him, tough guy".

Down the long country driveway in the woods about 100 yards, there goes a rabbit.

I took a head-long trip about 100 more yards, through the woods, parallel to the ground for the most part - thumped about ten trees.

He only stopped cuz I got wedged into some deadfall; he fucking near tore my arm off, then he started licking my face.

A buddy of mine had another huge Newf, started showing indicators of displaysia at about 14-16 months or so.

They put him on steroids to see if he'd bounce back a bit, and he did, but they thought it was an iffy tradeoff because the dog (his name was BARK) ended up 220 lbs.

He lived to be around 8, I think.



Funny, seems like I only told that story about a week ago, somewhere else...:huh:

donniekak
02-20-2015, 04:02 PM
I'm a mid sized dog fan. I have a 65lb pit bull, and a 40lb pit mix. A medium dog, especially a pit is worth more for home protection than a pistol, and doesn't smash the couch just sitting on it.

The reason I like dogs for home protection is that someone can't take my dog off my wife and make it bite her.

Personally I feel small dogs are useless. At least a cat provides rodent protection.

j2k4
02-20-2015, 04:09 PM
I have never met a person that hated my dog, and I never will. Even people who are allergic to dogs. That I can promise you. In Alan's words, yes, my dog is a mutant. A cute adorable mutant that never barks and will enthusiastically show affection to anyone and everyone who comes to visit. Only she's of a size that doesn't intimidate or scare children.

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/legacy.images/smosh-pit/032011/come-2.jpg

Oh, I understand all of that, Carlos - I've kind of looked for the opportunity to get a small dog myself, because if I own it, it won't be a yapper, cuz my pets never are.

Not sure why that is.

Dogs, even the small ones, are a spendier proposition, though.

I love dogs, but cats are cheaper, so I'll prolly always have more of them at any given time.

Missus J and I have been talking for years about not replacing them when they pass - we'd like to get around a little more often, but events conspire and we can never get away except one at a time. :huh:

As to your gymnast, I have no comment except to note she warrants reproducing, here. :)

DrGonzo
02-20-2015, 04:31 PM
Ok, you all should go start a cats or dog thread like the Vacuum thread!!

Back on topic here:

http://www.vitamin-ha.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Demotivational-Posters-2-13.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
02-20-2015, 04:36 PM
(I have met some of Jeremy's dogs and while small they are well behaved)

I still have the same two. Little one is getting up there in years, but he still gives em hell. They're good boys, yes they are, oh yes they are. :D

Jeremy

IPD
02-20-2015, 08:29 PM
I'm a mid sized dog fan. I have a 65lb pit bull, and a 40lb pit mix. A medium dog, especially a pit is worth more for home protection than a pistol, and doesn't smash the couch just sitting on it.

The reason I like dogs for home protection is that someone can't take my dog off my wife and make it bite her.

Personally I feel small dogs are useless. At least a cat provides rodent protection.

Not at all. If something is out of the ordinary, or someone is sneaking up on the house, my dog is usually the first to let me know. Cats won't even let you know someone is there. I have a watch dog, not a guard-dog...and I'm fine with that. If you really want to guard your home, you don't need a dog, you need a gun.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt6kKhlX8vU

donniekak
02-20-2015, 09:22 PM
I'm fine with guns, my wife and kids on the other hand aren't so handy. My dog would die for them.

IPD
02-21-2015, 07:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9prhPV2PI

p.s.

Ruth Bader Ginsberg, sans glasses, looks like my Kylie. Although still not as cute. ;)

IPD
02-21-2015, 08:49 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8pjd1QEA0c


holy shit. i'm sad, shocked and angry--all at once.

CoopKill
02-21-2015, 11:35 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10003497_712516352133652_1904569452_n.jpg?oh=451b0 5635e9e89fa194884811d8b85b8&oe=5582BF35&__gda__=1434605167_6450f1454f6015fbea31593966b1813 5

stealthee
02-21-2015, 12:16 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10003497_712516352133652_1904569452_n.jpg?oh=451b0 5635e9e89fa194884811d8b85b8&oe=5582BF35&__gda__=1434605167_6450f1454f6015fbea31593966b1813 5

The chick has nice tatas.

Vantage
02-21-2015, 01:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8pjd1QEA0c


holy shit. i'm sad, shocked and angry--all at once.

Student debt is out of control but I'm sick of hearing about it. If some kid decides to go to Private U or Big Time Out-of-State U at 40, 50 or 60k a year just so they could have the 'college experience, well, that kids a fucking idiot and his idiocy is not my problem. So many sob stories about tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars debt these fucking morons have but they'll never tell you they went to Arts-R-Us at 45k a year to major in 'paint by numbers.' If you're taking out more than 20-25k in loans total, for all 4 years, you're a fucking moron and so are your parents for leading you down that path.

I'm glad the truth about for-profits is coming out. It's amazing they've been able to find enough students to pay into their scam.

And the gov't needs to get out of student loans completely.

IPD
02-21-2015, 03:29 PM
I agree, V. That said, not all for-profits are the bane of the earth. I might be biased, but I don't really have any complaints about American Military University (APUS). Then again, I've never really heard anyone call them a scam educational institution...like I've heard about ITT and especially U of Phoenix.

Spot on with NOT having the government involved. Ample student aid was good in theory, but--just as with Affirmative Action--50 years down the road, shit is all kinds of fucked up.

Vantage
02-21-2015, 06:43 PM
Didn't know which thread this would be most appropriate in so the defacto answer is this one.

https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10991165_10152886098437713_8639997146470435400_n.j pg?oh=94d6fdaa4f3522daf5b78a4932d24866&oe=5556F5D3

Echo419
02-23-2015, 07:13 AM
The chick has nice tatas.

look at those arms. she's a hoss for sure.

Vantage
02-23-2015, 07:59 AM
look at those arms. she's a hoss for sure.

Must be the pointy elbows that gave it away...

Echo419
02-23-2015, 10:09 AM
Must be the pointy elbows that gave it away...

them biceps and triceps look like honey baked hams. :lol:

IPD
02-23-2015, 12:50 PM
them biceps and triceps look like honey baked hams. :lol:

speaking of....

Julia Vins - Russia's Doll-Face Powerlifter | Oddity Central - Collecting Oddities (http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/russian-powerlifter-has-the-face-of-a-porcelain-doll-and-the-body-of-an-amazon.html)

Echo419
02-23-2015, 02:04 PM
our children would be jacked! :lol:

DocWalt
02-23-2015, 04:01 PM
speaking of....

Julia Vins - Russia's Doll-Face Powerlifter | Oddity Central - Collecting Oddities (http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/russian-powerlifter-has-the-face-of-a-porcelain-doll-and-the-body-of-an-amazon.html)

oh my.

CoopKill
02-23-2015, 04:35 PM
With testicles larger than mine...

wingnut
02-23-2015, 08:37 PM
With testicles larger than mine...

...insert random "dont take much" joke here :afro:

green-lantern
02-24-2015, 01:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnd5LtnFb54

green-lantern
02-24-2015, 01:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW0xTCaLNyg

green-lantern
02-24-2015, 01:47 PM
Kool Aid cat

http://i.imgur.com/6IS2UFq.gif

http://i.imgur.com/wr2i3Au.gif

https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10615494_1005145972830413_5271616500472281714_n.jp g?oh=68fd98ec70b77cde66a3393fee9e3b2c&oe=55899C8D

http://www.earthporm.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ninja-cat-hiding-funny-44__605.jpg


http://www.earthporm.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ninja-cat-hiding-funny-4__605.jpg

for the cat lovers

HilbillyHomeboy
02-24-2015, 02:01 PM
The cat storming through the snow is fake. You can clearly see the hands retract from where someone threw it through.

Jeremy

DocWalt
02-24-2015, 09:12 PM
The cat storming through the snow is fake. You can clearly see the hands retract from where someone threw it through.

Jeremy

dem curves doe. dayum son, dat booty.

IPD
02-25-2015, 12:02 AM
dem curves doe. dayum son, dat booty.

det's not dat attractive? :confused:

Echo419
02-25-2015, 07:16 AM
dem curves doe. dayum son, dat booty.

a little to much for me. but I'd give it one ride. I bet if she lost 10-15 she'd be perfect.

DocWalt
02-25-2015, 08:49 AM
det's not dat attractive? :confused:

u wot m8 i swear on me mum

93STLTH
02-25-2015, 10:11 AM
a little to much for me. but I'd give it one ride. I bet if she lost 10-15 she'd be perfect.

Probably a midwestern girl. They all carry 15 - 20 lbs extra during the winter. :bigthumb:

green-lantern
02-25-2015, 12:00 PM
I'll take curves over bean pole any day.

DocWalt
02-25-2015, 12:32 PM
To the beanpole dames in the magazines: You ain't it, Miss Thing!

stupid quotes should count as more than 5 letters

Boomer3000
02-25-2015, 01:06 PM
Damn straight!!

IPD
02-25-2015, 03:13 PM
whatever. just because i think a sixpack and butt dimples are sexy on a girl. ya'll mutherfuckers need a diet.

HilbillyHomeboy
02-25-2015, 03:33 PM
Butt dimples... :barfaway:

Jeremy

j2k4
02-25-2015, 04:29 PM
dem curves doe. dayum son, dat booty.

Heroically built, troo story. :wink:

Boomer3000
02-25-2015, 04:47 PM
Butt dimples? Or back dimples? Cause dem back dimples are a great place for thumbs to go when giving the ole hev ho!!!!

Boomer3000
02-25-2015, 04:55 PM
IPD, what you don't find the girl below sexy????

7756
#manshefat
#sherachet
#thotrepresent

HilbillyHomeboy
02-25-2015, 05:00 PM
^Needs more hashtags. :rolleyes:

Jeremy

DocWalt
02-25-2015, 05:04 PM
Boomer *e-high five* back dimples FTMFW!

Boomer3000
02-25-2015, 06:19 PM
Hell yea dude!! My chick has them and idk what I would do if she didn't... Probably dump her on a curb some where. #justkiddingcauseiloveher

kenny how do you feel about them plus surface piercings in them?

anyonebutme
02-25-2015, 08:15 PM
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Vantage
02-25-2015, 09:15 PM
http://s12.postimg.org/mi72beqrx/8_LUB4cb.jpg

CoopKill
02-25-2015, 10:20 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10689501_716570558455576_7539318545146932455_n.jpg ?oh=b2c52092325a5a026d3f317884c372cd&oe=557C21E3&__gda__=1434108251_721e88fde1253a1be9335de5a38e142 2

IPD
02-26-2015, 12:47 AM
Butt dimples... :barfaway:

Jeremy

Well I guess we know Jeremy is gay as a $3 bill.

Dimples of Venus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimples_of_Venus)

P.S.
I maintain they're called butt dimples, since they're immediately above the posterior. Back dimples can refer to anything on the span of the back, to include deltoids, etc. Granted, (some) back-muscle definition on a female is sexy--but that can sometimes produce "dimples" in other locations besides the dimples of Venus.

93STLTH
02-26-2015, 06:20 AM
I think when you said butt dimples, Jeremy was thinking cellulite on the cheeks themselves, which would be :barfaway:

IPD
02-26-2015, 10:23 AM
I think when you said butt dimples, Jeremy was thinking cellulite on the cheeks themselves, which would be :barfaway:

I know that's exactly what he was thinking, and the only reason I know he was thinking that was because he lives in WV, where women are the same height when they are lying down. :p

NickS VR4
02-26-2015, 10:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxy7b_vGfzA

HilbillyHomeboy
02-26-2015, 10:50 AM
I know that's exactly what he was thinking, and the only reason I know he was thinking that was because he lives in WV, where women are the same height when they are lying down. :p

Did your wife approve that post? Should we be expecting a visit from her scolding you like she did a few years back? ;)

And no, I was talking about back dimples. I don't care for them. To each their own, it's just not my thing.

Jeremy

IPD
02-26-2015, 11:12 AM
Did your wife approve that post? Should we be expecting a visit from her scolding you like she did a few years back? ;)

And no, I was talking about back dimples. I don't care for them. To each their own, it's just not my thing.

Jeremy

no, my wife has finally had the sense about her to just do her own thing online and let me do mine.

still hard to believe you don't like butt dimples though. they're like thigh-gap...it's just awesome.

HilbillyHomeboy
02-26-2015, 11:21 AM
no, my wife has finally had the sense about her to just do her own thing online and let me do mine.

still hard to believe you don't like butt dimples though. they're like thigh-gap...it's just awesome.

Always thought they looked...odd. Like something (a muscle or what not) was missing that created the dimples. It's not something I would run a girl away over, but it's not something I would seek out either. *shrugs*

Jeremy

Echo419
02-26-2015, 11:28 AM
I like the dimples. thigh-gap? yuck. eat something and do some damned squats please.

IPD
02-26-2015, 03:13 PM
Always thought they looked...odd. Like something (a muscle or what not) was missing that created the dimples. It's not something I would run a girl away over, but it's not something I would seek out either. *shrugs*

Jeremy

Actually, it's a lack of subcutaneous fat that allows for that to show. As far as thigh-gap, well I just like it because it tends to show the vulva and the mons pubis more.

all y'all mutherfuckers who like "junk in da trunk" are missing out on definition. it's like saying you want to look like arnold, instead of saying you want to look like bruce lee.

Echo419
02-26-2015, 03:16 PM
Jamie Eason, Ashley Horner, Jen Selter and Arianny Celeste. I could go on but what's the point? :)

HilbillyHomeboy
02-26-2015, 03:40 PM
^That(awesome list). It's entirely possible (and quite desirable) to be fit and still have the booty and cut, thick, thighs. :yum:

Jeremy

stealthee
02-26-2015, 08:25 PM
Fuck thigh gap

https://i0.wp.com/i1131.photobucket.com/albums/m559/cmarcuz/Mobile%20Uploads/66cf8ddb80fdd838a79a7a6d6cf9b7177.jpg

stealthee
02-26-2015, 08:36 PM
and

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/474x/60/09/78/6009789b0a52f04c20dba1ede5d382e2.jpg

CoopKill
02-26-2015, 09:32 PM
Lolz are abound up in hurrrr

GTOJOE
02-27-2015, 04:34 AM
My friend refers to those back dimples as "cum wells". His aim is to pull out and then fill them with cum........ He is a strange man :lol:

NickS VR4
02-27-2015, 05:23 AM
and

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/474x/60/09/78/6009789b0a52f04c20dba1ede5d382e2.jpg

Seems like the one on the right is just crossing her legs. If she stood with her feet side by side, she'd probably have a wider looking gap.

Also, the left one looks off, did they photoshop a gap all the way down the leg?

Echo419
02-27-2015, 06:48 AM
Fuck thigh gap

https://i0.wp.com/i1131.photobucket.com/albums/m559/cmarcuz/Mobile%20Uploads/66cf8ddb80fdd838a79a7a6d6cf9b7177.jpg
oh my is that glorious :D

Seems like the one on the right is just crossing her legs. If she stood with her feet side by side, she'd probably have a wider looking gap.

Also, the left one looks off, did they photoshop a gap all the way down the leg?

bish on the left is just to damn skinny. that's it.

IPD
02-27-2015, 08:31 AM
and

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/474x/60/09/78/6009789b0a52f04c20dba1ede5d382e2.jpg

Now that's just a load of horseshit. Pubic tightness is mostly determined by the strength of your Kegel muscles and heredity. I know this may come as a shock to the troglodytes, but the reason American men usually have a "thing" for Japanese women is that a petite frame can sometimes equate with a petite vagina (genetically)--but this is not always the case, and genetics vary WIDELY. And interestingly enough, there's a lot of really petite Asian women who have thigh gap, even though they're only 5'2".

Dismiss the Myths: Vaginal Tightness and Looseness (http://www.inhuemag.com/2013/01/30/dismiss-myths-vaginal-tightness-and-looseness/)

What I can say with absolute certainty is that thigh gap contributes to the perception of womanliness. Now of course this doesn't apply to someone who looks emaciated. Nor does the "junk in the trunk" thing look good on someone who wears underwear the size of a bedsheet. What we know about human physiology and sexuality is that .7 waist/hip ratio has long been established as the "ideal" by testing of observer response. Variations of > .8 or less than .6 result in a female being percieved as "less attractive". That's not me--that's cold hard science. And thigh gap, whether an illusion or simply a by-product of biology, contributes to this visual assessment of physiology.

But why lecture morons on this, when pics speak for themselves. (fuck do we need YET ANOTHER sidebar thread)?

http://i.imgur.com/mVtww.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1JH09.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/O0VP9.jpg

Echo419
02-27-2015, 08:37 AM
I still don't like it.

IPD
02-27-2015, 01:01 PM
Sorry. can't argue anymore. need to marathon STO. nimoy would have wanted it this way.

Echo419
02-27-2015, 01:11 PM
we're talking about a subjective preference. just because someone doesn't like what you do doesn't make them wrong. what next? Blue is better than Green? ;)

IPD
02-27-2015, 01:26 PM
we're talking about a subjective preference. just because someone doesn't like what you do doesn't make them wrong. what next? Blue is better than Green? ;)

perhaps, but purple > everything else. you know this.

Now my STO has finished loading, i bid you good day sir.

Echo419
02-27-2015, 01:29 PM
purple is blue's gay cousin.

IPD
02-27-2015, 01:43 PM
purple is blue's gay cousin.
http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv232/fjc8871/haters-gonna-hate-pink-stormtrooper.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
02-27-2015, 01:54 PM
we're talking about a subjective preference. just because someone doesn't like what you do doesn't make them wrong. what next? Blue is better than Green? ;)

Did you forget who you're talking to? :lmao:

Jeremy

Chris@Rvengeperformance
02-27-2015, 02:04 PM
Me personally I don't want my wife to be ripped. Just fit and trim. The chiseled six pack look on a woman is gross IMO. It is just like the girls who are so skinny you can count their ribs. It doesn't make anyone who thinks otherwise "wrong".

Echo419
02-27-2015, 02:07 PM
http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv232/fjc8871/haters-gonna-hate-pink-stormtrooper.jpg
comes back with a guy wearing pink. I rest my case. :lmao:

Did you forget who you're talking to? :lmao:

Jeremy
touche' ;)

IPD
02-27-2015, 02:34 PM
ribs? nah. but if she's got THESE, that's cool.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serratus_anterior_muscle

NickS VR4
02-27-2015, 04:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoytrHE821o

93STLTH
02-27-2015, 06:15 PM
What the f.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUjJysUMTw

GTOJOE
02-28-2015, 03:47 AM
What the f.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUjJysUMTw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97SUX0LEV68

wingnut
03-01-2015, 12:10 PM
http://conservativetribune.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Lerner-email-470x404.png

wingnut
03-01-2015, 01:00 PM
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02/27/669d0319382343171dd89fd218ff7293.jpg

NickS VR4
03-02-2015, 10:15 AM
Warning: Very loud. Turn down your sound.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK7Zpq3CaWw

green-lantern
03-02-2015, 11:34 AM
UFC light heavyweights Jon Jones and Anthony Johnson pulled off an awesome prank on UFC President Dana White last week. You may remember the brawl that went down last year between Jones and Daniel Cormier. This time around, Jones leaned into Johnson in a provoking gesture that clearly seemed a little too familiar to White.

The two fighters feigned an aggressive escalation which resulted in White clearly having a mild panic attack. He quickly tried to break up the fighters, not wanting another PR disaster like last time. White's reaction when the fighters slapped hands and laughed was priceless!






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG4tfdYytEk#t=30

HilbillyHomeboy
03-02-2015, 11:49 AM
Need to take the time stamp off. Ruins the whole vid, lol.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG4tfdYytEk

CoopKill
03-02-2015, 12:14 PM
I want one


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl2Z9N4Q82g

green-lantern
03-02-2015, 01:40 PM
Need to take the time stamp off. Ruins the whole vid, lol.



Not sure why it's doing that. 2nd time that has done that today.

HilbillyHomeboy
03-02-2015, 01:59 PM
Not sure why it's doing that. 2nd time that has done that today.

Make sure you don't have the "start at" button checked under the share tab.

Jeremy

green-lantern
03-03-2015, 12:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55QUQHm2B5A

NickS VR4
03-05-2015, 10:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LmeQ3Vci-w


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmBVDruB14k

HilbillyHomeboy
03-05-2015, 11:56 AM
Ryan Lochte is the douchiest of the douches that ever dared to douche.

Jeremy

green-lantern
03-05-2015, 12:24 PM
Ryan Lochte is the douchiest of the douches that ever dared to douche.

Jeremy

:lol:

HilbillyHomeboy
03-05-2015, 12:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/cIDNRMR.jpg

DocWalt
03-05-2015, 12:40 PM
I think if the airbag went off she'd be literally crushed.

HilbillyHomeboy
03-05-2015, 12:42 PM
Agreed. Looks insanely dangerous.

Jeremy

NickS VR4
03-05-2015, 01:08 PM
I think if the airbag went off she'd be literally crushed.

It's amazing they even let the seat get that close. I wonder the test results are for a crash like that. Maybe they should disable the airbag if you are that close?

green-lantern
03-05-2015, 01:31 PM
My daughter drives that way :lo5l: drives me nuts

HilbillyHomeboy
03-05-2015, 01:46 PM
Why my 5'0" wife loves here Escalade...adjustable pedals.

Jeremy

green-lantern
03-05-2015, 01:57 PM
My daughter is almost 6' and still does this :disdain:

green-lantern
03-05-2015, 01:57 PM
http://youtu.be/nFPTXxCHg0I

green-lantern
03-05-2015, 02:04 PM
http://youtu.be/srLjIZK2y_8

Do the jingle!!!!!!!!

green-lantern
03-05-2015, 02:09 PM
One more

LiveLeak.com - Stop talkin' to your mother like that (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5f9_1425295619)

NickS VR4
03-05-2015, 05:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjkjAvxgE3g

93STLTH
03-06-2015, 05:39 PM
I'm getting these for the next NG. You guys with the arachnophobia will be revealed!!

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/l/t1.0-9/10670065_741230885965980_6254097764564041880_n.jpg ?oh=77f63109be31631096443f024334449a&oe=558690F0

2fnloud
03-06-2015, 05:46 PM
I suspect many broken toes will occur if you do.

green-lantern
03-06-2015, 10:21 PM
Love him or hate him, this is funny as hell. "thanks Obama"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhY9Zxv1-oo

93STLTH
03-07-2015, 07:25 AM
http://garak.wimp.com/images/sthumbs/2014/10/b1832be9b3e6e404b41d333ad18eb78a_signs18.jpeg

IPD
03-07-2015, 04:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95KTrtzOY-g

glad he has so much time to make appearances like this, as opposed to actually moving this country towards greater prosperity....

NickS VR4
03-07-2015, 05:12 PM
We have turned the presidents office into "Real World: White House"

stealthee
03-08-2015, 06:16 PM
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff92/stealthee3k/Facebook95FB95IMG951425785245335_zpsvgmpc3zy.jpg (http://s239.photobucket.com/user/stealthee3k/media/Facebook95FB95IMG951425785245335_zpsvgmpc3zy.jpg.h tml)

DocWalt
03-08-2015, 06:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/nW3doJd.png

green-lantern
03-10-2015, 07:32 AM
http://garak.wimp.com/images/sthumbs/2014/10/b1832be9b3e6e404b41d333ad18eb78a_signs18.jpeg

:lmao:

green-lantern
03-10-2015, 12:00 PM
http://youtu.be/B_tYh9zsIO0

green-lantern
03-10-2015, 12:07 PM
http://youtu.be/1LmeQ3Vci-w

anyonebutme
03-10-2015, 01:06 PM
Same page repost, paul

IPD
03-10-2015, 04:15 PM
Ryan Lochte is the douchiest of the douches that ever dared to douche.

Jeremy

Except for chris brown?

IPD
03-10-2015, 04:34 PM
http://youtu.be/B_tYh9zsIO0

i would hit it with both of those girls...like the fist of an angry god.

RealMcCoy
03-10-2015, 06:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RToxToR.jpg

NickS VR4
03-11-2015, 09:53 AM
http://i.imgur.com/XmgOTgi.jpg

Demotivator: The number of people that answer "1" on Facebook... and then try and explain how they are right, because you do parenthesis first.

HilbillyHomeboy
03-11-2015, 10:14 AM
How could you ever get 1? Oh wait, I see what they're doing. How could you know that parentheses go first and then fuck the next part up? Wow...

Jeremy

2fnloud
03-11-2015, 10:21 AM
Why would you get "1" or even "6"

Echo419
03-11-2015, 10:27 AM
I got 36. is that wrong?

2fnloud
03-11-2015, 10:32 AM
I got 36 as well, entered the formula into Excel to check, result was 36 as well

NickS VR4
03-11-2015, 10:38 AM
http://i.imgur.com/XmgOTgi.jpg

Demotivator: The number of people that answer "1" on Facebook... and then try and explain how they are right, because you do parenthesis first.

36 / 6 (2 + 2 + 2)
= 36 / 6 (6)
= 6 (6)
= 36

I think the problem is people see 6(6) as a singular value, and don't see it as a multiplication operation. So 36 / 6 (6) is the same as 36 / 6 * 6

green-lantern
03-11-2015, 10:51 AM
Same page repost, paul

Wat one?


36 / 6 (2 + 2 + 2)
= 36 / 6 (6)
= 6 (6)
= 36

I think the problem is people see 6(6) as a singular value, and don't see it as a multiplication operation. So 36 / 6 (6) is the same as 36 / 6 * 6

This

The way I looked at it anyway

NickS VR4
03-11-2015, 11:09 AM
Wat one?

http://www.3sgto.org/work-safe-discussions/92-demotivators-360.html#post308177

HilbillyHomeboy
03-11-2015, 11:16 AM
Why would you get "1" or even "6"

They get 1 by
36/6(2+2+2)
36/6(6)
36/36
1

Like Nick said, they get hung up on the 6(6) being the next operation (because parentheses). They overlook that once they solve the parentheses equation that the next step then becomes multiplication/division from left to right.

Jeremy

green-lantern
03-11-2015, 11:44 AM
http://www.3sgto.org/work-safe-discussions/92-demotivators-360.html#post308177

It wasn't on my same page :suspect: lol


They get 1 by
36/6(2+2+2)
36/6(6)
36/36
1

Like Nick said, they get hung up on the 6(6) being the next operation (because parentheses). They overlook that once they solve the parentheses equation that the next step then becomes multiplication/division from left to right.

Jeremy

Exactly, it's how I did it the first time.

I had to learn most Algebra later in life. All that time teachers telling us we would never use it and damn if I didn't get a job where I had to know it. :(

Echo419
03-11-2015, 11:46 AM
I just did it how I thought to do it. when I saw that people were getting 1 it was pretty obvious how.

IPD
03-11-2015, 02:12 PM
It wasn't on my same page :suspect: lol



Exactly, it's how I did it the first time.

I had to learn most Algebra later in life. All that time teachers telling us we would never use it and damn if I didn't get a job where I had to know it. :(

Same here. But that's because at a glance, pressed for time, i try and solve equations by starting with the simplest parts first. I do still adhere to order of operations. The problem in this case is that the division sign != a /, and a "/" is more easily interpreted in my mind as a fraction than a division symbol.

I should know better about right > left though.

HilbillyHomeboy
03-11-2015, 03:23 PM
The original picture has a true division sign. You're just read too fast, like you said.

Jeremy

Echo419
03-11-2015, 03:28 PM
The original picture has a true division sign. You're just to fast, that's what she said.

Jeremy
fixed ;)

Vantage
03-11-2015, 10:57 PM
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/13.jpg
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/23.jpg
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/3.jpg

2fnloud
03-12-2015, 05:32 AM
They get 1 by
36/6(2+2+2)
36/6(6)
36/36
1

Like Nick said, they get hung up on the 6(6) being the next operation (because parentheses). They overlook that once they solve the parentheses equation that the next step then becomes multiplication/division from left to right.

Jeremy

That was rhetorical ;)

green-lantern
03-12-2015, 10:26 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOxyXmreL-4

DocWalt
03-12-2015, 10:28 AM
I think it's because the way PEMDAS is drilled into your head people are doing the multiplication before the division, nothing to do with the parentheses...

HilbillyHomeboy
03-12-2015, 10:40 AM
It's absolutely the parentheses. If you read the OP by Nick you'll see that they try to explain that the answer is 1 because of parentheses. They see that 36/6(6) and revert back to parentheses operations come first.

Jeremy

DocWalt
03-12-2015, 11:14 AM
meh .

IPD
03-12-2015, 03:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOxyXmreL-4

god i love her accent.

IPD
03-12-2015, 03:38 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IvOdhr5tBw


p.s.

joleen chaney. man i'd wreck that.

AdamVR4
03-12-2015, 07:55 PM
Aren't you married? You couldn't come across any thirstier.

onebadmollafolla
03-12-2015, 10:06 PM
http://i.imgur.com/HT1QXQC.jpg

IPD
03-13-2015, 02:46 AM
Aren't you married? You couldn't come across any thirstier.

If one negates the other, and somehow that compromises the integrity of the former...then I can't really impart any more insight to you.

For me, there is no dichotomy here. :) And that a spouse would understand that...just makes her all the more invaluable.

Echo419
03-13-2015, 07:09 AM
p.s.

joleen chaney. man i'd wreck that.
indeed. and I don't particularly care for blondes

If one negates the other, and somehow that compromises the integrity of the former...then I can't really impart any more insight to you.

For me, there is no dichotomy here. :) And that a spouse would understand that...just makes her all the more invaluable.
I think he is playing off the running joke that married men don't get laid.

IPD
03-13-2015, 09:41 AM
I think he is playing off the running joke that married men don't get laid.

Is that a thing? Honestly, I can't keep her fed.

Street_Chally73
03-13-2015, 10:08 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IvOdhr5tBw


p.s.

joleen chaney. man i'd wreck that.

When she got to the part about him living in a bus, I couldn't help but think that he's like the real-life version of the guy in Black Sheep, minus the land mines & shit.

Y yo tambien en la rubia...Ella es muy bonita!

Echo419
03-13-2015, 11:29 AM
Is that a thing? Honestly, I can't keep her fed.

oh yeah. you've never heard that? it's reason #86 why I'm never getting married.

IPD
03-13-2015, 02:47 PM
oh yeah. you've never heard that? it's reason #86 why I'm never getting married.

you just haven't found the right woman. ;) not every woman turns into peg bundy.

Echo419
03-13-2015, 03:22 PM
you just haven't found the right woman. ;) not every woman turns into peg bundy.

and not all sharks bite but I'm not about to go out in the ocean and start petting them to find out ;)

IPD
03-13-2015, 04:14 PM
and not all sharks bite but I'm not about to go out in the ocean and start petting them to find out ;)

yep. and that's all the more reason i know my wife is gold. :)

Vantage
03-13-2015, 06:42 PM
Not demotivating but awesome:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXAy_QU5WE8

RealMcCoy
03-13-2015, 09:33 PM
http://acidcow.com/pics/20150312/acid_picdump_39.jpg

Mikes2nd
03-14-2015, 11:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/oMMEQNY.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RhlVgmk.gif

GTOJOE
03-15-2015, 06:58 AM
http://i.imgur.com/RhlVgmk.gif

That's awesome. Cat version of slap cam :lol:

Vantage
03-15-2015, 04:03 PM
http://33.media.tumblr.com/65875cbf376a66866a49b70f0ba7521e/tumblr_nl4e78yBzm1tlb56zo1_400.gif

CoopKill
03-15-2015, 04:42 PM
lolz bowling for bimbos

wingnut
03-15-2015, 06:24 PM
http://www.imcdb.org/i046158.jpg

93STLTH
03-15-2015, 06:37 PM
^^^Is that from Malcolm in the Middle?

green-lantern
03-16-2015, 10:14 AM
That's awesome. Cat version of slap cam :lol:

:stupid: that's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I busted out LMAO here at work!

green-lantern
03-16-2015, 10:16 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbh-n8K-ia0

2fnloud
03-16-2015, 10:42 AM
This is not DEmotivating

Echo419
03-16-2015, 11:45 AM
to damned cute.

Echo419
03-16-2015, 12:09 PM
is this Nelson?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JNe-xpTEq-w

Echo419
03-16-2015, 12:15 PM
this can't be real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDrxvFmET8I&feature=player_embedded

IPD
03-16-2015, 02:07 PM
is this Nelson?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JNe-xpTEq-w

No, afaik, that's smallz. You know, the douchecanoe who "bought" tyla's car and didn't pay him for it? I made sure he got banned on 3sgto. :)

Echo419
03-16-2015, 02:19 PM
No, afaik, that's smallz. You know, the douchecanoe who "bought" tyla's car and didn't pay him for it? I made sure he got banned on 3sgto. :)

for cereal? that happened? thread?

HilbillyHomeboy
03-16-2015, 02:20 PM
Yes, it's smallz. Hell you can even see the custom stitching on his hat "smallz".

Jeremy

green-lantern
03-16-2015, 03:56 PM
No, afaik, that's smallz. You know, the douchecanoe who "bought" tyla's car and didn't pay him for it? I made sure he got banned on 3sgto. :)

So he didn't even do the swap he said he did? lol

For some reason he seems familiar. Did he ever go to NG or anything?

Echo419
03-16-2015, 04:18 PM
So he didn't even do the swap he said he did? lol

For some reason he seems familiar. Did he ever go to NG or anything?

not one that I went to that's for sure. about 10secs of that mouth yapping and I would have thrown Toni at him. :lol:

93STLTH
03-17-2015, 05:20 AM
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/comebacks-apply-water-burned-area-funny-replies-6__605.jpg

Echo419
03-17-2015, 09:48 AM
http://i.imgur.com/P9O3vtB.gif

maybe this should be in the "Motivators" thread. :dontknow: but I do know that I'm going to show this to a lady friend of mine and point out that I can last longer than a soap dispenser and she should be greatful. :)

wingnut
03-17-2015, 10:04 AM
Well, since echo brought the thread down a level...

http://i.imgur.com/Fpr1hef.gif

green-lantern
03-17-2015, 12:08 PM
not one that I went to that's for sure. about 10secs of that mouth yapping and I would have thrown Toni at him. :lol:

:lmao:

IPD
03-19-2015, 04:46 PM
https://scontent-cdg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10398662_1055997434415799_7163353410787135796_n.jp g?oh=85100f3881e70040c54fefd3a47a3f5a&oe=5581A5D4

Chris@Rvengeperformance
03-19-2015, 04:57 PM
https://scontent-cdg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10398662_1055997434415799_7163353410787135796_n.jp g?oh=85100f3881e70040c54fefd3a47a3f5a&oe=5581A5D4

He has also never eaten an entire spoon of horseradish, thinking it was mashed potatos...

CoopKill
03-19-2015, 05:05 PM
Or wiped his nose after dicing ghost peppers.

HilbillyHomeboy
03-19-2015, 06:22 PM
Hoooooly shit! :eek:

http://i.imgur.com/C559NsP.gif



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxe_DqAkeAk

stealthee
03-19-2015, 06:30 PM
So, my mom was telling me about something that happened at the local high school.

Long story short, a student drove to school and as he went to retrieve his bookbag from the trunk he realized he had forgotten his rifle in the trunk of his car from going hunting the previous afternoon. He went straight to the office, handed his keys to the principal, explained to him what had happened and asked if he could call his dad to come retrieve the rifle.

Well, the kid got suspended from school, and cannot drive to school for 30 days due to his honesty. They wouldn't even let him drive his car off of school property and had his parents retrieve the car.

Of course the school is going to scream "zero tolerance", but why is no line between zero tolerance and common sense?

CoopKill
03-19-2015, 06:43 PM
Common sense? You can't even buy a clue anymore... Sad shit it is.

wingnut
03-21-2015, 07:09 PM
XM42? | The Ion Productions Team (http://Www.xm42.com)

sergechronos
03-21-2015, 08:39 PM
XM42? | The Ion Productions Team (http://Www.xm42.com)
This belongs in the motivators thread.

RealMcCoy
03-21-2015, 10:58 PM
http://40.media.tumblr.com/919ca28b07805e006e469b288b3968f5/tumblr_mla6qlYQZ81so80pgo1_500.jpg

Vantage
03-22-2015, 09:21 PM
https://images.fnews.com/804/804952/piccolo-tears-are-the-saddest-tears_1.gif

Echo419
03-23-2015, 07:03 AM
I just heard about that on the radio. she's pretty cute.... :suspect:

Echo419
03-23-2015, 07:06 AM
So, my mom was telling me about something that happened at the local high school.

Long story short, a student drove to school and as he went to retrieve his bookbag from the trunk he realized he had forgotten his rifle in the trunk of his car from going hunting the previous afternoon. He went straight to the office, handed his keys to the principal, explained to him what had happened and asked if he could call his dad to come retrieve the rifle.

Well, the kid got suspended from school, and cannot drive to school for 30 days due to his honesty. They wouldn't even let him drive his car off of school property and had his parents retrieve the car.

Of course the school is going to scream "zero tolerance", but why is no line between zero tolerance and common sense?

that's the point of "zero tolerance". it keeps the idiots in our gov't school system from having to think and exercise any judgement what so ever.

NickS VR4
03-23-2015, 10:53 AM
I just heard about that on the radio. she's pretty cute.... :suspect:

Whats the backstory. I don't know what I'm looking at. Just looks like a girl crying.

Edit: I see they lost. I guess that's why?

a2j
03-23-2015, 11:05 AM
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-z8XXUHnqMJs/VQ_P3M_pAAI/AAAAAAAA2F0/v5abZNAWcgY/w460-h613-no/abyAAoB_460s.jpg

Vantage
03-23-2015, 02:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT8fqB9GPBM&feature=youtu.be

green-lantern
03-24-2015, 12:03 PM
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-z8XXUHnqMJs/VQ_P3M_pAAI/AAAAAAAA2F0/v5abZNAWcgY/w460-h613-no/abyAAoB_460s.jpg

Oil change? Nope, didn't know they needed it.

green-lantern
03-24-2015, 12:46 PM
Or wiped his nose after dicing ghost peppers.

Or took a piss after dicing jalapenos :0



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w2UxDdhZPk



Worst catching dog ever!

stealthee
03-24-2015, 07:10 PM
Or took a piss after dicing jalapenos :0

Done, that before....

Vantage
03-24-2015, 09:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt0mSRLTEbQ"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt0mSRLTEbQ

Mother of God, please let this happen.

fastfalcon94
03-24-2015, 09:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt0mSRLTEbQ"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt0mSRLTEbQ

Mother of God, please let this happen.


Well they have about 1 million dollars in just 8 hours so I'm sure it will happen. If you had $10k you could even get a line in the movie.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/super-troopers-2

IPD
03-25-2015, 02:21 AM
Oh great. So I can pay for the movie to get made, then I get to pay to actually watch it. :lol:

If I were going to support a movie kickstarter, it would have to be WKUK not BL.

NickS VR4
03-25-2015, 06:28 AM
How have they not found investors? I'm guessing they want a larger cut for themselves, and they are getting everyone else to pay for the production. I wonder if the 2 million is really just to pay for the rights to the movie.

green-lantern
03-25-2015, 11:25 AM
Done, that before....

Wife came running into the bathroom to find out what was wrong with me and found me in the shower scrubbing the hell out of Moby. I said it was mine and I could wash it as fast as I want. lol

fastfalcon94
03-25-2015, 11:40 AM
I brought some Dave's scorpion sauce into work for some friends to try. I'm not sure how, but I must have got some on my finger putting the cap back on. I didn't taste any myself that day. But I rubbed near my eye and it was burning real bad. For 15 minutes i tried water, soap, a Clorox alcohol wipe etc.. Quick Google search said to use mustard. We had some packets in the work fridge. Instant relief. I could not believe it.

This is the sauce.

Dave's Private Reserve Scorpion Pepper Edition 2013 - The Hot Sauce Stop (http://www.thehotsaucestop.com/daves-private-reserve-scorpion-pepper-edition-2013/)

green-lantern
03-25-2015, 03:55 PM
Dave's is good stuff, I don't have that one but have had some of the others.

For flavor and heat I like this

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41pLVQMyvKL._SY300_.jpg

IPD
03-26-2015, 02:29 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

actually a music vid now. :)

IPD
03-26-2015, 02:33 AM
They have SO many funny songs.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzrKi-QNnzA

IPD
03-26-2015, 02:56 AM
one more. because i literally LOL'd.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImoOi1wzfEk&list=PLf3THkJ85cNRaV6RivLVoLkcnvKSG5O--&index=4

rlacasse1
03-26-2015, 03:39 PM
Professional Driver Pranks Driving Instructors | Video | Break.com (http://www.break.com/video/professional-driver-pranks-driving-instructors-2838158)

NickS VR4
03-27-2015, 08:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2vwesgsnx0

NickS VR4
03-27-2015, 10:58 AM
This should really be in motivators, but I'll leave it here because of the cost of the car, and I can't afford to have it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SywqgH7n-5g&t=120

You can fast forward it to 2 minutes, or watch the whole thing.

HilbillyHomeboy
03-27-2015, 11:28 AM
Man, that thing stays so flat in those side to side maneuvers. *drool*

Jeremy

IPD
03-27-2015, 12:10 PM
Man, that thing stays so flat in those side to side maneuvers. *drool*

Jeremy

i can only imagine the ride has to be very very stiff. wonder how it does on cobblestones.....

NickS VR4
03-27-2015, 12:21 PM
i can only imagine the ride has to be very very stiff. wonder how it does on cobblestones.....

Maybe it stiffens with speed? There doesn't look like there is a lot of gap between the top of the tire and the fender though.

IPD
03-27-2015, 02:38 PM
Distractify | 32 Guilty Pets Who Swear It's Not What It Looks Like (http://distractify.com/matt-buco/you-are-back-home-already/)

Vantage
03-28-2015, 11:59 AM
http://p.fod4.com/p/media/c52f6ad850/jTZMfD9QOy4PW9hwMlgV_Double%20Stop.gif

http://p.fod4.com/p/media/c52f6ad850/j7mwXJtlQACmsQHbKvjh_Bike%20Pole.gif

http://p.fod4.com/p/media/79d1b77845/t0PmiwsxTY6cIveErwHi_Cubs%20Fan%20Swimming.gif

R/T93
03-28-2015, 12:08 PM
i can only imagine the ride has to be very very stiff. wonder how it does on cobblestones.....

Probably a lot better than a bunch of other sports or supercars. It has fully adjustable Ohlins shocks, I am sure they are fully developed and have a lot of R&D in them. I bet you could get softer springs installed if you wanted. The cars are fully customizable, they spend a lot of hours with the individual customer building their car.

IPD
03-28-2015, 02:12 PM
Probably a lot better than a bunch of other sports or supercars. It has fully adjustable Ohlins shocks, I am sure they are fully developed and have a lot of R&D in them. I bet you could get softer springs installed if you wanted. The cars are fully customizable, they spend a lot of hours with the individual customer building their car.

If I'm spending the coin, I'd want these, not just adjustable, external-reservoir coilovers.

Magnetorheological damper - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetorheological_damper)

R/T93
03-28-2015, 05:36 PM
There is probably a reason they DONT have that kind of suspension.

anyonebutme
03-28-2015, 06:06 PM
There is a very good reason. I also won't explain it because it won't make sense to your typical consumer. You know the consumer, "I don't care that it doesn't perform as well, as long as.........." Christian doesn't cater to those people.

IPD
03-29-2015, 02:05 AM
There is a very good reason. I also won't explain it because it won't make sense to your typical consumer. You know the consumer, "I don't care that it doesn't perform as well, as long as.........." Christian doesn't cater to those people.

i'd love to hear it. because frankly, i think that as technology progreses, the need for old-style technology decreases more and more. so unless there's a significant weight penalty, i'm not really understanding the reason why such a system--even if not efficient in current form--couldn't be adapted/improved by konigeseggesgeggegeg.

anyonebutme
03-29-2015, 07:24 PM
Frankly, spring suspensions is one of those things where you can't actually have your cake and eat it because a damper's job is to control the spring, and that's all it can do. The spring's job is to control the body and allow the tire to remain in contact with the road. Using the damper to control the body WILL result in suboptimal results (read as, it'll be slower). This is why I pointed out Christian doesn't cater to those who compromise, because he refuses to compromise. It's the benefit of not building a car to sell to others, but building the car you want.

Magnaride shocks work by changing the viscosity of the fluid, that is the only thing it can do. For the sake of simplicity I'll just use the valving type used in Konigseggegegegegegegeg for my discussion: Shim stack valve monotube damper. Shim stack valves are naturally velocity sensitive and are basically infinity tunable. Adding an external res increases fluid capacity and allows you to separate the compression valve stack from the rebound stack without using the typical base valve setup. I will skip bypass valve adjustments here, it's a discussion worthy of it's own entire thread. I'll just say they allow you to adjust the shocks without revalving.

Anyways, to the meat. Changing the viscosity changes how the valving reacts to ALL inputs. If the valve stack is tuned for the car at one viscosity (read as, it works as it should), changing the viscosity alone changes ALL the factors in damper tuning, such as nose force, the knee, ect. Problem is, 90% of the time the resulting damping curve is suboptimal for, well, anything. It's basically like taking a nonlinear setup and applying a linear adjustment to it to try and get it to work in all conditions. I'm tired of typing so I'll close with this: magnaride is a cheap way of getting some benefits of an adjustable suspension by loosing the ability to be optimized and gaining the ability to adjust very quickly. It's technically no better than bypass adjusters such as Tein's EDFC and our ECS struts, but faster. There is a couple systems that are in fact better than an optimized shim stack valve IMO, Bose suspension (both air sprung and electro-coil sprung) comes to mind as a consumer grade product, Cruat hydraulic interconnected suspension is a phenomenal race/performace grade suspension.

As long as a spring is used to support the car, there won't be a real advancement in damping technology because what we have is pretty much optimal for damping a sprung system. Everything that diverts from optimal is a compromise.

CoopKill
03-30-2015, 11:13 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10857894_802626653112004_386730378405328585_n.jpg? oh=60d9ede4b3ac7e8ecb428b4b556f949f&oe=55AA0AEB&__gda__=1436574832_e5966f5d44d0e617532b737d96b262e 6

IPD
03-30-2015, 12:59 PM
Thx for the wisdom ABM. That actually makes a lot of sense. That said, with the advancements in space-age materials as of late, I wouldn't think it would be impossible to create a spring with some type of shape memory that could be intensified or weakened by an electric field--thereby instantly varying spring rate based on computer input.

But I'm not an engineer, so....

wingnut
03-30-2015, 02:49 PM
]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GO1I2ClNGYQ/VGp7uSDIVjI/AAAAAAAAVZI/xpGj35lfhiA/s640/image001.jpg

green-lantern
03-30-2015, 03:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UNfnmZyJUc

TT Eric
03-30-2015, 06:50 PM
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-atn1/v/t1.0-9/11117262_1073693149318362_4709116492165169162_n.jp g?oh=6207f510c1a08d9a51080b8af0046aa5&oe=5574C5A0

Eric

93STLTH
03-30-2015, 07:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UNfnmZyJUc

The other boxer's reaction is priceless!! :boxing:

green-lantern
03-30-2015, 08:25 PM
The other boxer's reaction is priceless!! :boxing:

I know, lol, like yeah that's what you get for missing me. :lol:

HilbillyHomeboy
03-31-2015, 03:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ULyv67Z.jpg



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfFuW6OeTFQ

Echo419
03-31-2015, 03:26 PM
I hate her face

CoopKill
03-31-2015, 03:36 PM
Slap her quick

j2k4
03-31-2015, 03:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ULyv67Z.jpg



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfFuW6OeTFQ


I hate her face


Slap her quick

I genuinely feel this is our punishment for allowing reality TV off the leash.

93STLTH
03-31-2015, 05:19 PM
Iggy??

http://the-iguana.ljhs.lsc.schoolfusion.us/modules/groups/homepagefiles/group_webpage/3174029-3425452-412.jpg


Azalea??

http://www.callawaygardens.com/sites/default/files/styles/galleryformatter_slide/public/media/Overlook%20Garden%20101.jpg


I'm so confused...

rlacasse1
04-02-2015, 10:53 AM
NSFW picture below. Just in case anyone works in a sensitive environment, like me.
















































































http://i860.photobucket.com/albums/ab162/rlacasse1/Dildo%20mobile_zps3fftfvcz.png (http://s860.photobucket.com/user/rlacasse1/media/Dildo%20mobile_zps3fftfvcz.png.html)

green-lantern
04-02-2015, 11:52 AM
:lol: