DeMotivators

[RealMcCoy]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cbg7-hSXEAQPliP.jpg

[j2k4]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cbg7-hSXEAQPliP.jpg

Blows me away when I see a mistake like that.

Reminds me of American TV "talent" speaking with a glottal-stop - do these idiots fantasize they're Cockneys?

Who hires these assholes? :huh:

[RealMcCoy]

The fact that it got by an editor is bad enough, but to think about how many people that had to make it past to end up on a headline...? They going to blame it on autocorrect?

Kinda looks like a whole lot of IDGAF going on....

[CoopKill]

The fact that it got by an editor is bad enough, but to think about how many people that had to make it past to end up on a headline...? They going to blame it on autocorrect?

Kinda looks like a whole lot of IDGAF going on....

Well, it is Oakland...

[CoopKill]

:lmao:

https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12717382_10208607417519716_5550766512665918621_n.j pg?oh=de23c7e373a2d2ebe59072f74e54086a&oe=575D7C5B

[RealMcCoy]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/0c97af0d8f7e736cfbb89fdface9e2fb/tumblr_nzgehnwL8l1u9o3mxo1_500.jpg

http://www.shockmansion.com/wp-content/myimages/2016/02/Posted-On-Shock-Mansion278.jpg

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/7xXDd2R.gif

[j2k4]

http://i.imgur.com/7xXDd2R.gif

I think that's one of my customers...:p

[DocWalt]

http://i.imgur.com/OEhJkCM.jpg

I snapped a pic of this thing a while back. Note the exhaust pipe :)

[RealMcCoy]

http://i.imgur.com/7xXDd2R.gif

So much strangeness in that clip... Where is the tow rig? was he going 100mph when it dropped? the trailer is still rolling along pretty good, and no tow rig in sight...

[Echo419]

He could have gotten off at the exit. Right when the clip starts it shows an on ramp. The rig could have lost it right before that and exited. That sight would have prompted the person to break out their camera.

Edit: you can see it passing the white lines on the road. It doesn't appear to be going very fast. What's the standard spacing on those lines. Shouldn't be hard to make a good guess on its speed with a simple calculation.

[DocWalt]

https://49.media.tumblr.com/7d806141ab5bef9c7693414ae88dc628/tumblr_o2ylqhxpyB1tr11rio1_1280.gif

[RealMcCoy]

He could have gotten off at the exit. Right when the clip starts it shows an on ramp. The rig could have lost it right before that and exited. That sight would have prompted the person to break out their camera.

Edit: you can see it passing the white lines on the road. It doesn't appear to be going very fast. What's the standard spacing on those lines. Shouldn't be hard to make a good guess on its speed with a simple calculation.

With the tongue dragging the ground throwing sparks, I would expect it to scrub off speed fairly quickly... I would estimate it was still going 15-20mph in that clip. Think I may have spotted the tow rig though... Is that a truck full of pallets on the far right at the very beginning of the clip?

[DocWalt]

Cool, Amazing and Different Wildlife pictures - Rivermen Rod and Gun Club (http://www.rivermenrodandgunclub.com/cool-and-different-pictures.html)

[DocWalt]

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/hxguvhrje3mmcetrq37l.jpg

[NickS VR4]

http://i.imgur.com/7xXDd2R.gif

Maybe the person recording is the one that was towing? Dropped back, pulled out a camera, then filmed it.

[Echo419]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/9189283.jpg

[TT4ME]

http://i.imgur.com/7xXDd2R.gif

Figured I'd repost this too.

Thanks

[NickS VR4]

http://i.imgur.com/7xXDd2R.gif


Figured I'd repost this too.

Thanks

Just being sure everyone knew what we were referring too.

[j2k4]

http://i.imgur.com/7xXDd2R.gif

Most worthwhile post in, like, forever.

[RealMcCoy]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h205/br549_red/12742050_1142977885726620_89668921102760523_n_zpsf trpl2an.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/kTNCFHr.jpg

[Echo419]

hey, what happened to the "Like" function?

[DocWalt]

hey, what happened to the "Like" function?

learn2read brah http://www.3sgto.org/threads/16273-Site-software-upgrades

[Echo419]

never saw it. :cry:
http://www.crazytownblog.com/.a/6a012876c6c7fb970c01bb089a2a89970d-800wi

[TT Eric]

Only Demotivational for those who don't have one:

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/v/t1.0-9/12744661_10208922477998358_3720578134567178043_n.j pg?oh=39622353a9feb18fd9dd903db3b65dc4&oe=5759DBF6

Eric

[DocWalt]

^^ I love that, Eric :)

http://i.imgur.com/TsGSesQ.jpg

[stealthee]

Puuuuuuuuuuuuke

[RealMcCoy]

Thing looks like it needs a team of oxen pulling it....

[RealMcCoy]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/1200x/90/ef/29/90ef2910a2957b38bfcf77254e8fb39c.jpg

[donniekak]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/1200x/90/ef/29/90ef2910a2957b38bfcf77254e8fb39c.jpg

What's really funny is that crack heads steal those to make crack pipes. In the 80's and 90's where I grew up they were kept behind the counter at gas stations and parts stores.

[RealMcCoy]

Not something I would have experienced... Can't say I've ever heard of crack making an appearance in this area. We're just overrun by tweakers.

http://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-OzEgbRiqx40/U2WjOg46zfI/AAAAAAACOGo/UKVEZnRxQIo/s900/5r6u3e4hgwqegewgwegweg.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/1dgWbv3.jpg

[DocWalt]

http://i.imgur.com/AULPDdD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/wop4yjg.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/nUnx1HU.jpg

[2fnloud]

http://i.imgur.com/AULPDdD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/wop4yjg.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/nUnx1HU.jpg

Ummm, it is common practice to free air subs to the outside, but without knowing if that is how it was left as a finished product, or if further steps was taken to protect from weather, leaves this as a SMH.

[anyonebutme]

Oh, that is finished product.

[MDoe8]

When i saw the first picture i was thinking that there is nothing fail about it and it's a great and tidy idea....and then i see the cowl hood underneath lol.

[RealMcCoy]

It'll sound great with 83 cents in change and a bic lighter rattling around in it...

[j2k4]

For Mike and all the other Hillary fans:

8717

[CoopKill]

For Mike and all the other Hillary fans:

8717

But the bitch no look like a woman....

[CoopKill]

https://www.facebook.com/2uGlobal/videos/1514487652191315/

Sorry for those without FB...

[2fnloud]

^^^How is that demotivating?

[RealMcCoy]

http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20160229/too_crazy_for_words_34.jpg

[CoopKill]

^^^How is that demotivating?

Not, just did not know where else to put...

[IPD]

https://www.facebook.com/2uGlobal/videos/1514487652191315/

Sorry for those without FB...

Could have gone to the source...

http://kaypikefashion.deviantart.com/

[RealMcCoy]

https://igcdn-photos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12822384_1715204358702805_801866899_n.jpg?ig_cache _key=MTE5Njc1OTE2NjI0MzQwNjEzNA%3D%3D.2

[RealMcCoy]

http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20160304/work_fails_job_lols_26.jpg

[2fnloud]

http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20160304/work_fails_job_lols_26.jpg

Poor Fred

[NickS VR4]

Fire the person that unplugged it, and didn't plug it back in.

[RealMcCoy]

Fire the person that unplugged it, and didn't plug it back in.

I say fire the person that cooked that pot of spaghetti....

[RealMcCoy]

http://s8.postimg.org/9szoxqdtx/shed.jpg
http://s16.postimg.org/sc5zjsyz9/Amin_Yashed.jpg

[CoopKill]

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/v/t1.0-9/12832335_10153776390930813_3347946613619185007_n.j pg?oh=787c9c445d538c5e91aedb505fe3d697&oe=5793C32D

[DrGonzo]

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/v/t1.0-9/12832335_10153776390930813_3347946613619185007_n.j pg?oh=787c9c445d538c5e91aedb505fe3d697&oe=5793C32D

Funny that I see you post it on FB and then right into this thread also....LOL

[CoopKill]

Had to share with the Brethren!

[RealMcCoy]

Yikes....

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g301/mallen600/E5681761-2A6A-4547-AB93-352E39BDE5AD.png_zpsiutxcj3m.jpeg

[IPD]

WTF is the like button?

[CoopKill]

Update are messing with the mojo!

[DocWalt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvq5Wl-K8vY

http://i.imgur.com/JOiGbka.jpg

[RealMcCoy]

http://i.imgur.com/xyHsTmz.jpg

[stealthee]

It's a woman. What do you expect?

[NickS VR4]

Wow, took me a second. At first I was thought, what the hell is she going to solder on the motherboard, another stock photo of people not knowing what they are doing. Then I realized how she was holding it. Feel dumb for not seeing that first.

[RealMcCoy]

Maybe they intend to display the technology in their advanced burn unit....?

[CoopKill]

It's a woman. What do you expect?

Hey now,my mother worked at Fluke for 26 years soldering/assembling airforce contracted nav parts.

[RealMcCoy]

http://i.imgur.com/149VYPq.jpg

[MDoe8]

lol!!

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/Vo1MtRl.jpg

[RealMcCoy]

http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20160314/is_getting_crazy_29.jpg

[CoopKill]

That s not demotivational! That is the art of shredding!

[RealMcCoy]

That s not demotivational! That is the art of shredding!

I've left a dirt bike in a similar state... I can testify that the pain is quite demotivating.

[CoopKill]

I've left a dirt bike in a similar state... I can testify that the pain is quite demotivating.

I have the scares to match them tales as well. :P

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/4hyOAJm.gif

[j2k4]

Zoiks.

[Turbo Beast]

Darwin award motherfucker! You earned it!

[anyonebutme]

He would have made it had he committed further in the turn.

[DocWalt]

http://i.imgur.com/4hyOAJm.gif

I probably shouldn't post how I feel about this moron and what I'd do if he hit my car like that...

I'll just say he deserves whatever pain he's in and more. :)

[onebadmollafolla]

https://i.imgur.com/4iTOysS.gif

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/Qd3lBw0.png
http://i.imgur.com/q2DAWbs.png

[Echo419]

amazeballs!
http://i.imgur.com/vMDhnb3.gif

[MDoe8]

that is awesome!!

[NickS VR4]

Had to lookup the Youtube video, wanted to hear the cheering after it hit the guy.

[onebadmollafolla]

https://giant.gfycat.com/EsteemedTallBlackpanther.gif

[stealthee]

He should have been doing 55mph

[IPD]

He should have been doing 88mph

...and he needed 1.21 jiggawatts.

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/YPOaSXQ.jpg

[RealMcCoy]

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/1917135_1126082377454403_6168049557447977195_n.jpg ?oh=e4ac7b1833d74318e89244942c2da386&oe=5753DEA3

[Echo419]

and me with not "Thanks" button to press :cry:

[RealMcCoy]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12115830_1004305889618974_2982029184587324882_n.jp g?oh=1a472035e918295847ecf62442d67d0b&oe=579161CE

[Boomer3000]

Funny story about the truck in the lake.

About a year ago or so, my little brother had a little 02 ford f150. The truck was an old work truck for my dads work that they sold after they got their use out of it. So over time of my little brother driving it, the shifter became very finicky when trying to put it in park no big deal... A couple months following that he decided that him and my cousin wanted to go to the local lake and do a little fishing. So off they went, while putting the boat into the water, the truck popped out of gear when both of them were standing behind the truck. Luckily my little brother was able to grab my cousin out of the way. Truck and trailer sunk about 25ft deep into the lake. It took about 3 hours to pull out and 600 bucks. Sucks to see something like this but funny cause now he can laugh about it.

[j2k4]

I have a buddy in Glasgow who posted this on another board we frequent:

8825

[CoopKill]

:anonymous:

[IPD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrinDPX0kMU

[IPD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vr8LMgGr-M&app=desktop

Love this response: "I never thought about it this way. Sluts are stopping rapes all the time and yet they are demonized for it. Kinda like Batman."

[j2k4]

http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr214/1backforty8/INBOX10654033e667b480618126a375ff1cd3c9efcf_zpsbx9 20g0n.jpg (http://s485.photobucket.com/user/1backforty8/media/INBOX10654033e667b480618126a375ff1cd3c9efcf_zpsbx9 20g0n.jpg.html)

http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr214/1backforty8/INBOX106540d9183e388f8f47ded4e0a763b92c12b9_zpsbvj nuxsm.jpg (http://s485.photobucket.com/user/1backforty8/media/INBOX106540d9183e388f8f47ded4e0a763b92c12b9_zpsbvj nuxsm.jpg.html)

http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr214/1backforty8/INBOX1065403365fb1b20fd055969617763205b4c5a_zpsvpn m4lnw.jpg (http://s485.photobucket.com/user/1backforty8/media/INBOX1065403365fb1b20fd055969617763205b4c5a_zpsvpn m4lnw.jpg.html)

http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr214/1backforty8/INBOX106540f87dab28f255b68e907d323e73d0c0fb_zpstqq 3klcz.jpg (http://s485.photobucket.com/user/1backforty8/media/INBOX106540f87dab28f255b68e907d323e73d0c0fb_zpstqq 3klcz.jpg.html)

http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr214/1backforty8/INBOX106540d7c36c0ccce0767c02076738420566db_zpsoj6 mlc1a.jpg (http://s485.photobucket.com/user/1backforty8/media/INBOX106540d7c36c0ccce0767c02076738420566db_zpsoj6 mlc1a.jpg.html)

http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr214/1backforty8/INBOX1065400bec63863578496f66e6cc243d10554c_zpsyac vxysu.jpg (http://s485.photobucket.com/user/1backforty8/media/INBOX1065400bec63863578496f66e6cc243d10554c_zpsyac vxysu.jpg.html)

[Echo419]

http://www.wbbjtv.com/2016/03/26/updatewoman-rescued-from-car-dangling-on-pole/

MEDINA, Tenn.– A woman could be seen sitting in a car dangling from a power pole for nearly two hours early Saturday morning.

#womendrivers #yesallwomen

[j2k4]

http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr214/1backforty8/INBOX10654017a1961b926123dd99540d5a06f58c4e_zpsa5v ghdgx.jpg (http://s485.photobucket.com/user/1backforty8/media/INBOX10654017a1961b926123dd99540d5a06f58c4e_zpsa5v ghdgx.jpg.html)

[DocWalt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY2nVQNlUB8

unrelated: http://www.google.com/patents/US5787892?dq=5787892

[Echo419]

:lmao:

[RealMcCoy]

I'll refrain from comment.....

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12801586_10209342155174880_5347041667428038559_n.j pg?oh=d44f87a29a072074361cd63cafcfcfe7&oe=577E406D

[anyonebutme]

Only problem I see is no extra small underarmor compression shirt, flag patch hat, beard, and 5:11 pants.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

On..on a ghetto kid? Mmkay

Jeremy

[DocWalt]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12920242_378027089034717_6301664221821911400_n.jpg ?oh=691a863484ec7f289ea5c0f897ebf77d&oe=5773D7AD

[anyonebutme]

Imagine? they obviously never hung out in chatbox...

[Boomer3000]

Lol right...

[IPD]

WTF Was that ninja edit MBMF? trying to hide that you're reposting someone else's shiz?

[onebadmollafolla]

WTF Was that ninja edit MBMF? trying to hide that you're reposting someone else's shiz?

Found a picture (same one as RealMcCoy posted). Posted it on mobile. Realized it had already been posted. Deleted it and wrote in my reason as: Repost.

I mean, it was no explicit pornographic picture *cough* but I figured I'd clear the clutter.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/SgDVF4c.jpg

That's a GT3 RS...

[j2k4]

What the hell stopped it?

Water's that shallow?

[Turbo Beast]

What the hell stopped it?

Water's that shallow?

Yes, its just for show. Its an Auto-Plaza on the Loop A-10 around Amsterdam.

Sijsjesbergweg 50, 1105 AL Amsterdam-Zuidoost, Netherlands


Car just came back from getting stickers, brand new EUR 248.000 car.

[Echo419]

http://i.imgur.com/SgDVF4c.jpg

That's a GT3 RS...
how can you tell? :lol:


What the hell stopped it?

Water's that shallow?

cheap Dutch bastards.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Because I know my cars...and I read the article. :D

Jeremy

[DocWalt]

You can tell it's an RS based on the fender vents. or reading the article... that wasn't linked :suspect:

[Turbo Beast]

Don't get me wrong but it was bound to happen.

Ive worked an event there when i was 20 yrs old, customer appreciation day.

The age of the salespeople there is typically young, with a couple of older general sales guys managing them.
Its such a short distance to the water from where they park their cars, one slip of the clutch and voila.

[DocWalt]

PDK car. Still likely a human error, lol.

[Turbo Beast]

Yes, just confirmed, a mechanic screwed up.

Owner says damage is minimal.

[onebadmollafolla]

Sijsjesbergweg 50, 1105 AL Amsterdam-Zuidoost


http://i.imgur.com/OlV6SrV.gif

[NickS VR4]

Yes, just confirmed, a mechanic screwed up.

Owner says damage is minimal.

"Minimal". For a normal car, it looks minimal, but repairs will probably cost more than most brand new cars.

[IPD]

WTF would the Dutch want deep water? The canals are just there for irrigation (and historically, commerce). They're not goddamn moats.

[DocWalt]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12938230_10207919707423433_413914058810676763_n.jp g?oh=b79f228906c8442ccf52291851e3776c&oe=5779A744

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1929824_10207919707623438_6724128281880565094_n.jp g?oh=5c72758447d939da7a46c187c590b299&oe=57780B42

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12928317_10207919707863444_5095278052783546715_n.j pg?oh=ddc7ca480eb2374f90699180f953dbfb&oe=57C04618

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12923120_10207919708063449_6584901852835893334_n.j pg?oh=71c2cefad8463ce5d04b5b0bb99de75e&oe=57921233

:lol:

[CoopKill]

:lmao:

[anyonebutme]

I now wish I owned a wheel gun.


Nate? go take a pic with your shiny new ruger.

[R/T93]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160330/6a094db477ad0b59a1d022a79264d237.jpg

Worlds first 8x56r revolver. Clint Eastwood eat your heart out.

[j2k4]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160330/6a094db477ad0b59a1d022a79264d237.jpg

Worlds first 8x56r revolver. Clint Eastwood eat your heart out.

Pretty sure that's racist, but. :p

[RealMcCoy]

I wonder if the idiot that did that first ever dreamed he'd be ground zero for a viral outbreak... :lol:

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/g9e22x5.jpg

[CoopKill]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160330/6a094db477ad0b59a1d022a79264d237.jpg

Worlds first 8x56r revolver. Clint Eastwood eat your heart out.

https://media.giphy.com/media/xThuW8eiwO0CLHHJyo/giphy.gif

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/4WUfGmo.gif

[IPD]

VERY NWS GRAPHIC NATURE (non-sexual). you have been warned.

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=777869

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/hHGtuCB.jpg

[DocWalt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrrDLdeL2HQ

[HilbillyHomeboy]

I have been laughing at that all morning. Especially the people that continued to stand there until the last second. Idiots.

Jeremy

[onebadmollafolla]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrrDLdeL2HQ

Someone just lost their job. :lol:

[CoopKill]

Unless Nav by wire failure

[RealMcCoy]

I have been laughing at that all morning. Especially the people that continued to stand there until the last second. Idiots.

Jeremy

I couldn't help but notice how fast they all were to help the old lady that could barely walk get out of the way...



http://www.funnysigns.net/files/not-ojs-white-ford-bronco-license-plate.jpg

[DocWalt]

http://i.imgur.com/5lnhUwF.jpg

[IPD]

http://i.imgur.com/5lnhUwF.jpg

is this a porn star or something? i don't recognize.

[93STLTH]

^^^ Is that the girl from the AT&T commercials? :lo5l:

[DocWalt]

It's Sasha Grey... yes, she's a porn star.

The girl from the AT&T commercials is Milana Vayntrub. Total cutie and pretty funny too!

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20140622/eqemy8e9.jpg

http://photos.imageevent.com/afap/wallpapers/stars/milanavayntrub//Milana%20Vayntrub-.jpg

[RealMcCoy]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12417789_1132046630159595_3293656941672771451_n.jp g?oh=3017bc95c7d098f4014fed9753deb4d5&oe=577B20D8

[DocWalt]

http://i.imgur.com/3Ax6Ve6.jpg

[RealMcCoy]

http://i.imgur.com/dwUyPPil.jpg


https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12919751_10205895676262083_4149193306870651729_n.j pg?oh=5d1211f15044c3fa191724f1857da7c1&oe=57893EFC

[DocWalt]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xla1/v/t1.0-9/12524366_973504816018574_8357690891515824459_n.jpg ?oh=129ae071f489c6bf25e5df7e5064a43e&oe=578492DB

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/KkTLC0t.gif

[onebadmollafolla]

That Ohio State education is really showing. :lol: :lol: :lol:

"I'm officer" reminds me of Randy getting a DUI on South Park - "What seems to be the officer, problem?"



https://youtu.be/wszbo9ahZy0

[CoopKill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzgPOJPTo_A

[onebadmollafolla]

http://45.media.tumblr.com/2dfc02740c7d2ed1c39b750cc8273218/tumblr_nxbzn6CxtB1rmsxymo1_400.gif

[Echo419]

holy shit!

[onebadmollafolla]

Bonus: Her son in-law is a hedge fund manager.


https://i.imgur.com/l9aDPnR.jpg

[Echo419]

Bonus: Her son in-law is a hedge fund manager.
*for space*

I always find it funny when these big liberals cry foul of "rich" people meanwhile are some of the richest out there. to bad the sheeple can't see the truth behind their words.

[Echo419]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/12977212_10206510286375200_3716541371802328372_o.j pg

[RealMcCoy]

I'm sure it's a repost, but it still makes me laugh....

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12924514_545577862288837_2899018290821520738_n.jpg ?oh=e06b634b537ffc519a885dfe7904cce6&oe=5779AA8B

[DocWalt]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/daily-afternoon-randomness-photos-30.jpg

[HilbillyHomeboy]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Jeremy

[onebadmollafolla]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/daily-afternoon-randomness-photos-30.jpg



http://i.imgur.com/qSJEW0X.gif

[CoopKill]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/daily-afternoon-randomness-photos-30.jpg

Pretty sure it was an overabundance of said lasagna consumed that left it in that condition...

[j2k4]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/daily-afternoon-randomness-photos-30.jpg


Pretty sure it was an overabundance of said lasagna consumed that left it in that condition...

She was eating it wrong, eh? :wink:

[RealMcCoy]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cfmt4bcXEAU25Ic.jpg

[RealMcCoy]

That moment you realize you don't know the difference between a tool and a threaded stud, but you made a meme anyway.....


https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12049352_1219646054713109_249868882640123170_n.jpg ?oh=608c742b44d234528c623ccc2272406e&oe=57847948

[stealthee]

I'm sure it's a repost, but it still makes me laugh....

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12924514_545577862288837_2899018290821520738_n.jpg ?oh=e06b634b537ffc519a885dfe7904cce6&oe=5779AA8B

If it were a LS the picture would be of the next scene where he lost his balance and Martha crushed him.

[RealMcCoy]

http://i.imgur.com/f5SazFf.png

[stealthee]

http://i.imgur.com/QycoCdP.gif

[Boomer3000]

Dude just walked into a wall lol.... That's some wiley coyote shit right there.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/ndFEwfr.gif

[onebadmollafolla]

What the hell is going on there?

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Frame is most likely bent to hell. Could be a busted axle, but probably been wrecked. "dog tracking" is what I've always heard it called.

Jeremy

[Echo419]

http://i.imgur.com/3UNL8eB.jpg

[Uniuno]

His thrust angle is WAY off. What an asshat. That is why some states have vehicle inspections.

[Chris@Rvengeperformance]

What the hell is going on there?

mad tyte drift yo!

I suspect he has a shackle, hanger, u-bolt, or related leaf spring hardware broken or about to fall off.

[j2k4]

Frame is most likely bent to hell. Could be a busted axle, but probably been wrecked. "dog tracking" is what I've always heard it called.

Jeremy

Loose/broken u-bolts; axle shifts on the the leafs - and yes, it's called dog-tracking. :p

[RealMcCoy]

Loose/broken u-bolts; axle shifts on the the leafs - and yes, it's called dog-tracking. :p

What'll be really awesome to watch is when he has to slam on the brakes at some point, and it unexpectedly shifts back the other way....

[j2k4]

What'll be really awesome to watch is when he has to slam on the brakes at some point, and it unexpectedly shifts back the other way....

Heh...yeah, it would be awesome. :wink:

Every time I see something like that I'm reminded of the old joke about the farmer driving his field truck to market on a Saturday.

He's dog-tracking along, and a rookie sheriff's deputy pulls him over and starts chewing hell out of him for having an unsafe vehicle on a public roadway.

He goes on and on and on, while the farmer watches with a blank look on his face,which infuriates the deputy even more.

Before long, there's a fly harassing the deputy, flying around his head while he's ranting - he starts swiping at the fly to no effect, and the farmer starts following the flight of the fly as the deputy gets more and more pissed-off.

The farmer interrupts the deputy's tirade to say, "I see you got one of them there Circle Flies..."

The deputy says "Circle Fly? What the hell are you talking about, Circle Fly?"

The farmer says, "Yes sir, we have them down on the farm, you see 'em buzzing around a horse's ass".

The deputy screams "ARE YOU CALLING ME A HORSE'S ASS!?!?"

"No, no, sir", says the farmer, "I would NEVER do that, NEVER".






"But you can't fool a Circle Fly..." :p

[DocWalt]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12963547_1083674731693218_1178308056789547714_n.jp g?oh=bffb452cdfc2776d72025f57da5d51c9&oe=57B91804

[HilbillyHomeboy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohgvL4ht5o

[anyonebutme]

The older I get, the more I realize "common sense" sure the hell isn't common.

[DocWalt]

http://lolworthy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/trump-golden-ratio-fibonacci.jpg

[HilbillyHomeboy]

That's pretty damn clever! Golden ratio, indeed.

Jeremy

[IPD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohgvL4ht5o

linking is disabled. can't view on youtube w/o signing in. What kind of gestapo regime is this?

[stealthee]

The video is probably considered graphic, even though there is no gore seen...

[DocWalt]

The video is probably considered graphic, even though there is no gore seen...

Except for, y'know, the blood all over the floor.

[CoopKill]

That there is a teachin tool...

[stealthee]

Except for, y'know, the blood all over the floor.

I don't consider that "all over" the floor. I had more blood when I gashed my hand on some tin roofing.

[IPD]

Still not going to log in. i fucking hate google's draconian policies.

[DocWalt]

Still not going to log in. i fucking hate google's draconian policies.

Blame the video uploader, not google. They don't give a shit.

[RealMcCoy]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-DsHd9p7-VmE/Vw5PtC0N6AI/AAAAAAAAF50/3T5GMc7EY2AYAN7OPfdPLuK0ddr32VWWwCCo/s800-Ic42/13007197_1711079092499649_3739408969781319527_n.jp g

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-yUbpbU5t_t0/Vw5YKr5eBUI/AAAAAAAAF6k/tRznnkn9GM4Pdzn7cX5S9np17RzK8zx5ACCo/s800-Ic42/12986952_1272934442736043_6961333038605876018_n.jp g

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/xTocDWc.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

This is why safety rules exist.


WARNING: Disturbing content, but no gore.


https://youtu.be/UgxyQN-gZsw

[IPD]

<^ is that tim tebow's face on kim jong un?

[RealMcCoy]

Seems legit.....


https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/13043447_10207900590650299_8057436719211124340_n.j pg?oh=80bbd782f30dfe3f6f30e47a45a2c954&oe=57C02A66

[Echo419]

http://i.imgur.com/yHV2tRq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5jM5nFR.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/82o127a.jpg
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/12993444_10154018986423805_8117794379774803023_n.j pg?oh=5923c58b34ad797841e4d7ddd59407f1&oe=57785E32
http://s3.postimg.org/rkegslzoz/FB_IMG_1460964322236.jpg

[RealMcCoy]

We could have an entire new thread on Mustang memes... They've gotten completely out of hand. (but hilarious)

[fastfalcon94]

We could have an entire new thread on Mustang memes... They've gotten completely out of hand. (but hilarious)

Yeah my fb feed has been blowing up with them for the last week or so. Not sure why. I liked this one

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12935058_1086108628123140_810596352_n.jpg

[Echo419]

hey! where's my "Thanks" for that wonderful post?! ya jerks!

[IPD]

I'll play:

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--wJUa2XJU--/dgvmahugf60y9zwctgin.jpg
http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/346/files/2016/04/2016.4.12-Ford-Mustang-Memes-5-850x560.jpg
http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/346/files/2016/04/2016.4.12-Mustang-Memes-9.jpg
http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/346/files/2016/04/2016.4.12-Ford-Mustang-Memes-2.jpg
http://db.carbuzz.com/images2/560000/5000/100/565199.jpg

[RealMcCoy]

http://i65.tinypic.com/sem63b.jpg

[RealMcCoy]

http://s9.postimg.org/oogjrcm33/FB_IMG_1460350624969.jpg
http://s21.postimg.org/t3mlotsef/FB_IMG_1460324472025.jpg
http://s16.postimg.org/vwakvlhwl/FB_IMG_1460243963802.jpg
http://s16.postimg.org/ato33xalh/FB_IMG_1460384942507.jpg

[RealMcCoy]

LOL.....


http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/35/26/fc6b507b4bb1d9cace8e8950611bc803.gif

[RealMcCoy]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-lLYEilxa4m8/Vwz74JoPUSI/AAAAAAAAF2A/xU-ZWHjawgIArXJUKPVz48CKk1PP_87WwCCo/s800-Ic42/13010669_1011082005634633_5126156941933271124_n.jp g
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ACbTprKmN08/Vw0oOELcBVI/AAAAAAAAF24/fmJZH2q747oW4aURQaTl-NhcINOqw-HzQCCo/s800-Ic42/IMG_2306.JPG
http://s27.photobucket.com/user/zapp109/media/9B59A3EF-7F6B-4758-A72A-3A33828355F9.png_zpsynds9ivp.jpeg.html
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-GHVOMVt4dyg/Vw5ViykX6uI/AAAAAAAAF6U/j0qHYQVx6FY7U8IBM6yky1Fk85CiW7lIQCCo/s800-Ic42/13015635_10154857034584552_759399138834854323_n.

[CoopKill]

I'll play!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jVrNfeTCsTk/UUV6efomX6I/AAAAAAAAABM/tDpyIBNvznk/s400/rapido-furioso-Fail.gif

[onebadmollafolla]

Drilling into an 11,000 volt cable.


https://giant.gfycat.com/CookedFragrantAmethystinepython.gif

[RealMcCoy]

They nick it once, then decide it's ok press on...? That would have been a deserving Darwin award right there. Dude needs to go buy a lottery ticket....

[DocWalt]

Someone recently drilled through a 14.4k cable and survived but killed a ton of our equipment...

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/Dfo43JA.jpg

[stealthee]

I wasn't there for it, but I was told a story where I used to work that someone was working on the electrical and he accidentally shorted a screwdriver between two terminals at the main box and shot his backwards 20+ feet. They said he got up and was walking around in a daze and had no clue where he was.

[IPD]

http://i.imgur.com/Dfo43JA.jpg

Guess he doesn't want sunburn?

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Maybe. I'm leaning towards poser status.

Jeremy

[IPD]

Lots of people I see use those in the sandbox. (Contractors/Civilians). They're cooler than wearing long-sleeved clothes. And I think most are "tattooed" so it doesn't look like you're just wearing pantyhose on your arm. But you're right, he could just be a poser. Hard to determine though--and not nearly as opaquely demotivating as someone drilling into 11,000 volt live wires.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Certainly possible - I know what you're talking about. They are fake tattoo sleeves, and I feel the bulk of users are not using them for skin protection purposes. He could as easily use conventional sunscreen. Assessing the situation from afar(fake tat sleeves, motorcycle, water bottle), I'm sticking with poser.

Jeremy

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/VoCs61N.gif

[RealMcCoy]

^^^ pretty amazing recovery.... Bet it took him quite a while to get un-puckered from that one.

I'm sure the rocks did wonders for the surface of his skis too....

[onebadmollafolla]

^^^ pretty amazing recovery.... Bet it took him quite a while to get un-puckered from that one.

I'm sure the rocks did wonders for the surface of his skis too....

It was incredible. Heights are not my forte. I'd be waking up from nightmares covered in sweat for years if that happened to me.

EDIT: Speaking heights, this one is for Jeremy.


http://i.imgur.com/viWy80L.gif

[HilbillyHomeboy]

EDIT: Speaking heights, this one is for Jeremy.


http://i.imgur.com/viWy80L.gif

http://i.imgur.com/EjiOFr1.gif

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/EjiOFr1.gif

http://i.imgur.com/kKHLhG1.gif

[RealMcCoy]

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/13062425_10157505206400377_4854271325551157981_n.j pg?oh=4fb3fa291224aa3e784838df91c39afa&oe=57A4AA1B

[IPD]

I especially love how her teammate reacts:

http://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ozoj6hP6PWQ0rfO/html5

[j2k4]

I especially love how her teammate reacts:

http://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ozoj6hP6PWQ0rfO/html5

Um...

[IPD]

Oh, so it's my fault that 3sgto can't properly parse links now?

[CoopKill]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6ozoj6hP6PWQ0rfO/giphy.gif

[CoopKill]

Site does not like html5

[IPD]

So we're living in the dark ages. got it.

[DocWalt]

http://i.imgur.com/JM7W9Na.gif

[IPD]

http://i.imgur.com/JM7W9Na.gif

That lady makes a lot of cakes that are disgusting like that. The brain one is just revolting.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

https://gfycat.com/HoarseSociableAngora

[DocWalt]

http://i.imgur.com/kxiMEgM.gif

:rolleyes:

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Saw that a few weeks ago. What an incredible douche!

Jeremy

[onebadmollafolla]

https://giant.gfycat.com/HoarseSociableAngora.gif


I almost wonder if the lugs were a little loose. Love the Toyota though!

[HilbillyHomeboy]

I almost wonder if the lugs were a little loose. Love the Toyota though!

Had to edit that, it doesn't play nice with the forum when img tagged.

But yeah, that's some crazy shit. It dead hooked, and just sheared. I love that Celica, also.

Jeremy

[green-lantern]

http://i.imgur.com/kxiMEgM.gif

:rolleyes:

and this is why shit like this happens.

http://i.imgur.com/YpwQ3.gif

[stealthee]

The funny thing is dumb ass cyclists like this take the "Share the Road" signs as meaning, riders own the road and don't have to let cars past.

Share the Road applies to both cars and bicycles. Cars need to be aware of cyclist and cyclist need to be aware of cars and let the properly pass.

[green-lantern]

The funny thing is dumb ass cyclists like this take the "Share the Road" signs as meaning, riders own the road and don't have to let cars past.

Share the Road applies to both cars and bicycles. Cars need to be aware of cyclist and cyclist need to be aware of cars and let the properly pass.

Some just do it on purpose because they feel everyone should be on a bicycle. Those are the ones that need to be hit.

[stealthee]

Or stopped and ticketed for impeding traffic.

[green-lantern]

Or stopped and ticketed for impeding traffic.

That would have been nice since there was 2 cops behind him. I wouldn't be surprised if it was his buddy filming hoping to troll the others into doing something stupid.

[sublime_whatigo]

Local city ordinance now requires 7' of room to pass a person riding a bike in the road. Not going to lie the thought has crossed my mind to wing open my door as one passes me sitting in traffic while yelling "7 feet asshole".

[DocWalt]

People really yell at you while passing you when you're sitting in traffic? What a shithead

[sublime_whatigo]

No it was more of a joke. If I have to give them 7' to pass they should have to give me more room than zipping through within 1 foot of my car.

[DocWalt]

Ok, I was gonna say, like damn dude, you live near some real assholes. I hate that crap too. I'm always worried they'll make a mistake and plow into the side of my car and just ride off.

[onebadmollafolla]

Had to edit that, it doesn't play nice with the forum when img tagged.

But yeah, that's some crazy shit. It dead hooked, and just sheared. I love that Celica, also.

Jeremy

Just reported you to the admins for tampering with posting.

[IPD]

Certainly a different perspective in the USA. Dedicated bike-lanes/paths are a great idea--and I'm surprised that we still don't get on board with this in the USA. As far as passing in traffic, you should try living in countries where it's legal to middle-line ride on a 2-wheeled vehicle & pass everyone who is stopped.

[Echo419]

Local city ordinance now requires 7' of room to pass a person riding a bike in the road. Not going to lie the thought has crossed my mind to wing open my door as one passes me sitting in traffic while yelling "7 feet asshole".

I know right.

what gets me is when these douches on bikes will pass everyone sitting at a stop light just to block everyone when it turns green.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

This thing looks like a blast!


http://i.imgur.com/AiGlkjV.gif

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Some next level idiocy here...

http://i.imgur.com/lyFB18P.gif

[Echo419]

changing a tire in the middle of the highway?.... why do people like that survive stuff like this?

[RealMcCoy]

changing a tire in the middle of the highway?.... why do people like that survive stuff like this?

Good question... And running a close second is a driver that loses control of their vehicle over an obstacle in the road in broad daylight....

[DocWalt]

All three people involved there are total dumbasses. Wow.

[Echo419]

Good question... And running a close second is a driver that loses control of their vehicle over an obstacle in the road in broad daylight....

BMW driver...

[green-lantern]

changing a tire in the middle of the highway?.... why do people like that survive stuff like this?

It's unbelievable, even my youngest son wouldn't do something that knuckle headed.......I don't think

[Alan92RTTT]

Oh, so it's my fault that 3sgto can't properly parse links now?

When you wrap a URL in IMG tags it will fail.


The page on the other end of the ulr is a HTML5 page not just an image. IMG tags only work with images. I'll never open this site to processing a random sites HTML. Its just not safe for users.

[IPD]

Don't see a thanks button, Alan, or I'd have given it. I can respect that; since that's the entire reason 3SGTO came to exist in the first place.

[Echo419]

When you wrap a URL in IMG tags it will fail.


The page on the other end of the ulr is a HTML5 page not just an image. IMG tags only work with images. I'll never open this site to processing a random sites HTML. Its just not safe for users.

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/48512418.jpg

[2fnloud]

http://i.imgur.com/xFTpzZh.jpg

[DocWalt]

:lmao: wow

[Echo419]

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/finch1750/Mobile%20Uploads/711fe84336958e7f68ea255f3f76a229f87bdd8bbe0d6986fe 6e4adf370677d3_1_zpsmyr52g34.jpg