Puzzling Philosophical Question, Plus Girlfriend Drama (Real or Imagined, You Decide)

**AgentOblivious** · 05-24-2011, 12:29 AM

And here I was thinking that just seeming disinterested and offering the occasional put down comment on her figure was enough...

**STLVR4** · 05-24-2011, 03:52 AM

I've haven't laughed at a thread so much since Steve68's epic "5 year build" thread.

Doug, I have a new found respect for your rediculousness.

**j2k4** · 05-24-2011, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by STLVR4

I've haven't laughed at a thread so much since Steve68's epic "5 year build" thread.

Doug, I have a new found respect for your rediculousness.

He's a man with a problem.

Have you no empathy?

Can't you see he's consumed by a swirling cesspool of steaming desire?

**whitedragon** · 05-24-2011, 08:48 AM

Thanks for the support guys...I'm just really in a bind. Seriously, isn't marriage usually the answer in this case? Should I just go ahead an ask her? I mean, then she's stuck with me anyway right, and it's like, "the law" that she has to like me right? I heard that's the best way to hold on to the girls that you like....

Also, another troubling development. She likes cartoons, but not anime. I'm so confused, aren't they the same thing? Why doesn't she get it? I'm just not sure if my fragile ego can take another hit like this...

Oh, and I've always maintained that a girl that is allergic to cats is evil, but this one is also allergic to cats and I still like her. Is that going to be a problem do you guys think?

And I'll just leave this here:

Oh, and do you guys think she'd make me a sandwich?

**BobOki** · 05-24-2011, 09:05 AM

Yes, cats know all. My cats can understand english.. I'l rev them up and tell them to attack someone and they will.

THe girl is a bitch, and playing hard to get/trying to mak you interested. Go up and say, Hey, why you treat me like shit in front of everyone. I kinda like you but with you treating me badly, I would never and walk off.
Y U NOT TREAT ME GOOD?!?! I am disappoint.
And for you. Let me impart you with SAGE advice. Clean your shit up. NO girl likes a slob, even a slob girl. Stop being a pussy, clean your shit, and grow a set. Never be afraid to walk away from a chick in obvious disgust, they will respect that.

**j2k4** · 05-24-2011, 09:12 AM

Nah, don't whine.

Adopt an attitude of total apathy.

Clean yourself up, but tell her you're doing it to get in her mother's pants.

If she reacts positively, surprise her with a set of Disney Classics in Blu-ray.

**j2k4** · 05-24-2011, 09:24 AM

Also, re her own sloppiness-

Offer to personally clean her up; be magnanimous - tell her you will forego a hazmat suit.

**eljefefx** · 05-24-2011, 10:24 AM

A wise philospher -I think it was Han Solo, the star of Firefly- who once said "fuck bitches, get money". Either that or "live long and prosper". I forget which but you get the point.