DeMotivators

[93STLTH]

[onebadmollafolla]

[HilbillyHomeboy]

[onebadmollafolla]

Love it!

[CoopKill]

[AgentOblivious]

What someone posted on a dating site....

ME: Single white male living with parents seeks emotionally unbalanced female for future divorce, co-dependency, and unfulfilling sex. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and random acts of insensibility. I have no personal opinions of my own because I am an emotional cripple. I love to give observational remarks that prominently display my gender stereotypes. I spend a lot of time yelling at little kids that cry in public. I have intermediate intelligence but try to appear smarter by disagreeing with opinion based statements and arguing constantly with supposedly authoritative references that cannot be easily verified. I'm 33, but look 46 and feel 66. It would be nice to be able to bounce thoughts and ideas off someone whose moral and ethical values were developed from watching Jerry Springer.

YOU: You are a man-hating, neurotic harpy with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. Over time you will project all your daddy-issues on me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. You filled your profile with generalities, and yet you expect me to guess what you are interested in when writing to you. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me. My perfect night would include getting sloshed in a bar of ill repute while you flirt with seedy old drunkards, followed by an onset of vomit and dry heaves. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that ruins my life instantaneously but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. No friendships. I don't need any damn friends. Age unimportant, but I often condescend women under 28 and rehash inherent mother issues with women over 49.


And another...

********************FOUND: Set of lost testicals.. Figured this is the best place to try and find their owner since most guys on here seem to be lacking in that department.LOST: My sanity.

Screw demotivationals...

[onebadmollafolla]

Hipster Saddam Hussein.

[onebadmollafolla]

Some of my friends would definitely fall under this category.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Some of my friends would definitely fall under this category.

LMFAO!!!!

Jeremy

[DocWalt]

LOL. Most of my friends are like that. You wouldn't believe the questions I got when I had the VR4 at meets, people would ask me all sorts of crazy shit and then say it looks hard to work on. /facepalm My Evo is going to be much harder to work on if I ever need to do anything. Pulling the trans requires pinching two critical hydraulic lines so you don't have to bleed them.