DeMotivators

[IPD]

p.s.

joleen chaney. man i'd wreck that.

[AdamVR4]

Aren't you married? You couldn't come across any thirstier.

[onebadmollafolla]

[IPD]

Aren't you married? You couldn't come across any thirstier.

If one negates the other, and somehow that compromises the integrity of the former...then I can't really impart any more insight to you.

For me, there is no dichotomy here. And that a spouse would understand that...just makes her all the more invaluable.

[Echo419]

p.s.

joleen chaney. man i'd wreck that.

indeed. and I don't particularly care for blondes

If one negates the other, and somehow that compromises the integrity of the former...then I can't really impart any more insight to you.

For me, there is no dichotomy here. And that a spouse would understand that...just makes her all the more invaluable.

I think he is playing off the running joke that married men don't get laid.

[IPD]

I think he is playing off the running joke that married men don't get laid.

Is that a thing? Honestly, I can't keep her fed.

[Street_Chally73]

p.s.

joleen chaney. man i'd wreck that.

When she got to the part about him living in a bus, I couldn't help but think that he's like the real-life version of the guy in Black Sheep, minus the land mines & shit.

Y yo tambien en la rubia...Ella es muy bonita!

[Echo419]

Is that a thing? Honestly, I can't keep her fed.

oh yeah. you've never heard that? it's reason #86 why I'm never getting married.

[IPD]

oh yeah. you've never heard that? it's reason #86 why I'm never getting married.

you just haven't found the right woman. not every woman turns into peg bundy.

[Echo419]

you just haven't found the right woman. not every woman turns into peg bundy.

and not all sharks bite but I'm not about to go out in the ocean and start petting them to find out