DeMotivators

[IPD]

and here i thought i was the only one who hated that song. objectivists don't sacrifice their lives like that.

[Danube_3KGT]

heres something pretty demotivating.. Today I found out 2 of my shifts reliefs called in, basically meaning 2 of the 3 of us had to stay late. I volunteered along with another guy. Well you can only imagine how happy I was when my relief showed up! I was pretty shocked and happy to say the least. And then my head sergeant flips shit. Apparently my relief called and said she "needed light duty" cause she wasn't feeling well and my sergeant told her "we dont have light duty!" So basically my relief came in, and was planning on working, and my sergeant sent her home because she was mad at her. Now here I am sitting at work. working on my 4th hour of over time today and whats the kicker? you ask. I don't get paid overtime... Qualify as demotivating?

[Danube_3KGT]

and this cheered me up..

[onebadmollafolla]

[CoopKill]

PURE AWESOMENESS!

[nodoze]

lolz razy jedi cats

[AdamVR4]

PURE AWESOMENESS!

Awesome. Tuxedo cats are the F'ing shiiiiiiit

[2fnloud]

A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

“Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?”
“Certainly,” said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

“Excellent, excellent” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, “I just need one copy.”

Lesson: Never, never ever assume that your boss knows what he’s doing.

[2fnloud]

3sgto.org "Chat Demotivator"
[16-05, 06:07] 2fnloud: sleeping chat is sleeping
[16-05, 06:30] OhioSpyderman: At least ONE of us is working.....
[16-05, 06:46] 2fnloud: I did my time last night from 8:15-3:05 thank you
[16-05, 06:47] OhioSpyderman: furiously masterbating?
[16-05, 07:11] 2fnloud:

[Boomer3000]

May is national masturbation month