For all you ignorant, hopeless with geography muppets......

[GTO Assassin]

AUSTRALIA IS NOT NEW ZEALAND! Nor is it England. It's often referred to as down under, a place where shrimps are cooked on barby's and also where *kangaroos are believed to have had sex with certain forum members. (*unproven)

Please stop grouping us with that other martian from across the ditch. That's just low!

Scoot

[VR-4 0wnz j00]

I was pretty sure you shared some magical bridge that actually made you guys one country, haha.

Actually the accents are quite different but it might be the water...

[Vantage]

but do you guys actually call beer 'Fosters'? =P

[mb3000]

but do you guys actually call beer 'Fosters'? =P

^

And when you guys say bonnet, I picture this.

[Hammer]

Down under is for all you guys that are upside down and whoose toilets flush backwards. Sex with kangaroos does not discriminate. Perhaps that is why steve needs 2 throttle bodies they spin the air backwards oh my god! No wonder he can not get out of the 15's

[GTO Assassin]

but do you guys actually call beer 'Fosters'? =P

Not sure. Like most of the population, I dont drink that rubbish!

Actually the accents are quite different but it might be the water...

That they are. Ask a kiwi to say "fish and chips" and you'll have hours of fun ahead.

And when you guys say bonnet, I picture this.

I'm so use to speaking yanklish (using HP instead of kw's and hood instead of bonnet) that I'm confused when people ask me what kw my car has. lol

Down under is for all you guys that are upside down and whoose toilets flush backwards. Sex with kangaroos does not discriminate. Perhaps that is why steve needs 2 throttle bodies they spin the air backwards oh my god! No wonder he can not get out of the 15's

Does this go for all those in the lower states of the US? Hell no. You bitches could never be as awesome as us Aussies.

Also - our toilets flush straight down. Not round and around as shown in the Simpsons. I have shown this many times on 3si. Altho GTOJOE's dunny does flush upward like the Japanese but that's just a weird thing he likes, not a cleanliness thing.

Scotty

[Hammer]

You bitches could never be as awesome as us Aussies.

Scotty

Well you got that right. We don't have sex with kangaroos. We have the government to screw us. Much more satisfying! HAHA!

[GTO Assassin]

Atleast with a kangaroo, you get a happy ending.

Scotty

[mb3000]

Atleast with a kangaroo, you get a happy ending.

Scotty

Maybe so, but what on God's earth is a tyre?

P.S.

[GTO Assassin]

I know which I'de rather be responsible for.

Scotty