DeMotivators

[EZnTn]

We were dressed, and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house. Because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'

The cab driver hit a parked car.

[CoreyB]

LOL, good one.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

[skater334]

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Check out cakewrecks.com.....funny as hell lol.

[akotten]

I know this thing! You know how I found out about them? I get recall emails at work (mostly lead paint shit ) but yeah they were being recalled because so may people were breaking their neck on them. You can actually fly them (control the height). There is a disclaimer with them to not fly them to high but you know people will lol. I almost bought one while you still could but they were pretty pricey and I didn't even have a boat at the time. ha ha

Oh man, these things were all over the lake I live on. A friend of mine had one, and if I recall correctly, they had to shred it and mail it in, or something to that effect. Talk about laying down the ban hammer.

[Ninja Performance]

That is disturbingly well made.

-Chris

[HilbillyHomeboy]

That is disturbingly well made.

-Chris

Check out the rest of Freddie's vids if you get a chance; he's incredibly talented. He puts up a new one almost every week.

Jeremy

[HilbillyHomeboy]

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