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    Are you really that dense? It's an empty battery powered scooter, meaning the likely fatass that was in it got up and walked when it died.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoopKill View Post
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    I don't get it. Maybe low rez and I can't see what I'm supposed to see?
    Think in terms of 'I'M HEALED!', Carlos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IPD View Post
    I don't get it. Maybe low rez and I can't see what I'm supposed to see?
    Carlos,

    The MIRACLE is that the person who was using the motorized car got up and walked when the battery died.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoopKill View Post
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    I don't get it. Maybe low rez and I can't see what I'm supposed to see?
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    Are you really that dense? It's an empty battery powered scooter, meaning the likely fatass that was in it got up and walked when it died.
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    Think in terms of 'I'M HEALED!', Carlos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthee View Post
    Are you really that dense? It's an empty battery powered scooter, meaning the likely fatass that was in it got up and walked when it died.
    Having worked in retail for the better part of 5 years, this doesn't strike me as odd. We had MANUAL wheelchairs at the store in addition to the powered scooters, and I've personally had to help an old lady from one to the other after the battery died. But by all means, please invent new ways to mock people for having different conceptualizations of an event than your own myopic views.
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    Quote Originally Posted by R/T93 View Post
    It's a joke and you didn't get it. Don't blame us.
    Who said anything about blaming? I was taking umbrage with the retorts. Anyways...

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    A few months back (when I was still living in Europe), I was traveling on business in the UK and stopped off at a pub for a pint. The pub was nearly dead, as the only two patrons there besides myself--were two rather portly ladies loudly chattering to each other. Their accents seemed a bit off from the Cockney I was expecting, so I walked over to their table and asked, "Are you two ladies from Scotland?"

    "It's called WALES you idiot!", they replied in unison.

    "My apologies", I said. "Are you to whales from Scotland?"

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