DeMotivators

[AgentOblivious]

Exactly. The wife and both took several years of math after trig (I quit after DiffEQ, she did Discrete after DiffEQ) and we've each had several years to forget everything we don't need at work... Like fucking trig identities (SOHCAHTOA is all you need, dick).

Man, I still remember the story my teacher told me about how to remember that...it had to do with a little italian boy stepping in a puddle and going to his mother to say, "mama, mama! Soh-cah-toa, soh-cah-toa!"

It got a few good groans out of people.

P.S. What is it that you do again? Just curious. Also, matrix algebra >>>>>>>> trig.

[TT Eric]

From what I've understood, the foam is the result of the agitation of sea water mixed with raw sewage after the storm surge overran the treatment plant's sedimentation ponds and backed up the effluent drainage systems. That is literally whipped [shit] foam he is standing in. LMFAO.

I hope this poor bastard is up to date on his shots!

Reporter covering Irene confuses raw sewage for sea foam | wfaa.com Dallas - Fort Worth

This guy just got a shower of shit!!!

Eric

[mb7050]

"Fox news truly is full of shit! "

[Mikes2nd]

[Zaroth]

Man, I still remember the story my teacher told me about how to remember that...it had to do with a little italian boy stepping in a puddle and going to his mother to say, "mama, mama! Soh-cah-toa, soh-cah-toa!"

It got a few good groans out of people.

P.S. What is it that you do again? Just curious. Also, matrix algebra >>>>>>>> trig.

He is a mechanical engineer.

[Dbeltran24]

Moral of this story is.......BRILLIANT!!

This is a story about
A Fly, a Fish, a Bear
A Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat.


There is a moral to this story....


In the dead of summer, a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream.

The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular, 'Gosh....if I go down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed.'

There was a fish in the water thinking, 'Gosh....if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him.'

There was a bear on the shore thinking, 'Gosh....if that fly goes down three inches, that fish will jump for the fly.... and I will grab the fish!!'

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich.... 'Gosh,' he thought, 'if that fly goes down three inches.... and that fish leaps for it.... that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch.'

Now, you probably think this is enough activity on one river bank, but I can tell you there's more....

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, 'Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches.... and that fish jumps for that fly.... and that bear grabs for that fish.... the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich.'

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, (as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular river around lunch time) 'Gosh....if that fly goes down three inches.... and that fish jumps for that fly, and that bear grabs for that fish, and that hunter shoots that bear, and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich, then I can have mouse for lunch.'

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water.

The fish swallows the fly....
The bear grabs the fish....
The hunter shoots the bear....
The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich....
The cat jumps for the mouse....
The mouse ducks....
The cat falls into the water and drowns.

NOW, The Moral Of The Story....

Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pussy's gonna be in serious danger.




Didn't see that coming,did you??

[2fnloud]

Old good but still old.

Moral of this story is.......BRILLIANT!!

This is a story about
A Fly, a Fish, a Bear
A Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat.


There is a moral to this story....


In the dead of summer, a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream.

The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular, 'Gosh....if I go down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed.'

There was a fish in the water thinking, 'Gosh....if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him.'

There was a bear on the shore thinking, 'Gosh....if that fly goes down three inches, that fish will jump for the fly.... and I will grab the fish!!'

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich.... 'Gosh,' he thought, 'if that fly goes down three inches.... and that fish leaps for it.... that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch.'

Now, you probably think this is enough activity on one river bank, but I can tell you there's more....

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, 'Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches.... and that fish jumps for that fly.... and that bear grabs for that fish.... the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich.'

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, (as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular river around lunch time) 'Gosh....if that fly goes down three inches.... and that fish jumps for that fly, and that bear grabs for that fish, and that hunter shoots that bear, and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich, then I can have mouse for lunch.'

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water.

The fish swallows the fly....
The bear grabs the fish....
The hunter shoots the bear....
The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich....
The cat jumps for the mouse....
The mouse ducks....
The cat falls into the water and drowns.

NOW, The Moral Of The Story....

Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pussy's gonna be in serious danger.




Didn't see that coming,did you??

[HilbillyHomeboy]

[2fnloud]

Did that cat just snatch a bat out of the air!

[93STLTH]

Did that cat just snatch a bat out of the air!

Yes, because cats are bad assed like that.