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    LOL, I like that one!

    Jeremy

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    "This is a ridiculous cause and effect suggestion."
    "Yeah, kind of like the sun rising and then morning happening, eh? What are they trying to pull on us?"

    "If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart into a microphone."

    "It's easy. Take the last f*ck, and let it go, and thus you shall have no more f*cks to give."

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    Never seen that ^
    Pretty funny.

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    Agreed that was great.

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    A little boy goes to Harper and asks, 'What is Politics?'



    Harper says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:



    I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.



    Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.



    We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.



    The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.



    And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.



    Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'



    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Harper has said.



    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.



    He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.



    So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep..



    Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his Harper in bed with the nanny..



    He gives up and goes back to bed.



    The next morning, the little boy say's to Harper , 'I think I understand the concept of politics now. '

    Harper says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'



    The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep @#$%..'

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    What sort of foul wizadry uses those words? "Harper"..."nappy"

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    Stephen Harper <- current Prime Minister of Canada

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentOblivious View Post
    Stephen Harper <- current Prime Minister of Canada
    That was my initial thought until I read "his Harper". Odd to refer to the PM as a personal possession...

    Jeremy

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