DeMotivators

**Echo419** · 05-13-2015, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by wingnut

I have no use for this, but pretty dam cool...

...wait, i wonder if it can keep up with Coop riding a motorcycle on the mountain roads

if he rides a bike anything like he drives a car you'll pass him.

**IPD** · 05-13-2015, 12:11 PM

**IPD** · 05-13-2015, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by wingnut

I have no use for this, but pretty dam cool...

...wait, i wonder if it can keep up with Coop riding a motorcycle on the mountain roads

I can make some pretty epic porn with this.

**Echo419** · 05-13-2015, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by IPD

I can make some pretty epic porn with this.

I made one with a GoPro once. I'm not going to tell you where I put it.

**rlacasse1** · 05-13-2015, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by Echo419

I made one with a GoPro once. I'm not going to tell you where I put it.

Everywhere....."And in a surprising order too?"

**CoopKill** · 05-13-2015, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by Echo419

if he rides a bike anything like he drives a car you'll pass him.

OuCH!!

**CoopKill** · 05-13-2015, 09:05 PM

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, Officer."

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into
my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, I stand behind the fence
by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.

Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!'

"Well, that seems only fair", said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Not everybody pays."