DeMotivators

[HilbillyHomeboy]

How did you get that to display? Regular img tags don't work with .gifv

Jeremy

EDIT - looks like that's all you did was add img tags. When I did that it gave me a kick in the nuts. Odd.

[DocWalt]

Jeremy, remove the "v" to display the original gif.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Ahh, yeah I now see that's what he did. Thanks, Kenny!

Jeremy

[onebadmollafolla]

Jeremy, remove the "v" to display the original gif.

This man speaks da truf. IMG tags and no v on the end.

[CoopKill]

[CoopKill]

[RealMcCoy]

[RealMcCoy]

[stealthee]

[93STLTH]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels .
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.