DeMotivators

[CoreyB]

Hahahaha

[massacremasses]

From an email I received today
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Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago (When Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel. This is the Promised Land!

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security,
Retirement funds, etc...I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

stolen and re-posted. lol

[AdamVR4]

LOL, geeze.

[onebadmollafolla]

[onebadmollafolla]

[HilbillyHomeboy]

[green-lantern]

I like this guy!

[HilbillyHomeboy]

[onebadmollafolla]

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