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    Quote Originally Posted by NickS VR4 View Post
    And we aren't allowed to pump our own gas in NJ, except on military bases.
    That's what I was getting at. She was too retarded to pull in straight, then didn''t know which pump to use.

    I'll never forget the looks I got when I hanging with the Dirty Jersey crew years ago. I was in a hurry, so I pulled up to the pump, and the attendant was talking to someone else, I got put, pumped my own gas, and walked over and paid the attendant. He looked at me like I was a crazed lunatic. Vinnie saw me do it and when we stopped again he was like, "Dude, did you seriously pump your own gas? That's illegal in Jersey" and he just laughed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthee View Post
    That's what I was getting at. She was too retarded to pull in straight, then didn''t know which pump to use.
    I bet she doesn't speak english either.

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    lol @ 1 man human centipede.
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    That tat would screw up any employment.....even prostitution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by green-lantern View Post
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    That tat would screw up any employment.....even prostitution.
    Idk, unless a client has a poop fetish. Bit of a niche market though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthee View Post
    That's what I was getting at. She was too retarded to pull in straight, then didn''t know which pump to use.

    I'll never forget the looks I got when I hanging with the Dirty Jersey crew years ago. I was in a hurry, so I pulled up to the pump, and the attendant was talking to someone else, I got put, pumped my own gas, and walked over and paid the attendant. He looked at me like I was a crazed lunatic. Vinnie saw me do it and when we stopped again he was like, "Dude, did you seriously pump your own gas? That's illegal in Jersey" and he just laughed.
    Took these today while at the pump.

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    What are they going to do? Put me in jail?

    I really don't think the attendant knew how to react.

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    Why is pumping your own gas illegal in Jersey? Did I miss something?

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    http://www.hulu.com/watch/72445

    Believe this pretty much sums it up. Somewhere around the 1:30 mark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sergechronos View Post
    http://www.hulu.com/watch/72445

    Believe this pretty much sums it up. Somewhere around the 1:30 mark.
    based on that, the REAL question is....


    why does ohio allow people to breathe unassisted?

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