DeMotivators

**rlacasse1** · 01-11-2013, 01:43 PM

^^^^^^Now my new list of things to do.

**HilbillyHomeboy** · 01-11-2013, 02:37 PM

**FeaRpb** · 01-11-2013, 02:38 PM

Lol, I actually made a Meme of that today.

**2fnloud** · 01-11-2013, 02:59 PM

I so hope my son never speaks in Third person. But when he is older I SURE hope he has fun with the ladies and "Simon Says"

**DocWalt** · 01-11-2013, 03:27 PM

It's a round worm, it could be found human stomachs and animals its very common usually the egg of the worm is carried by flies and when the fly land on food it will lay that egg and you will be infected, I didn't know spiders had them but still makes sense cause spiders trap flight flies on there web.

So if a fly land on your food don't eat it or you'll get a round worm in your stomach and it could grow to a little over a foot long.

In comments...

What do I do to make sure I don't have worms?
Like, seriously. I am so fucking freaked out right now.

This one is my FAV!!!
Milk Bath
According to Patty at Grandma's Wisdom, a milk bath will rid your intestinal tract of a tapeworm, its egg sacs and larvae. You will need 3-4 gallons of room temperature, whole milk and a bathtub. Warm the tub by filling it with hot water and allowing it to sit 5 minutes. Drain the tub and add the milk. Sit in the tub with your knees bent and your rectum immersed in the milk for about an hour, remaining relaxed.

If you feel a tapeworm working its way out, stay relaxed or it will not exit. Repeat this several times over a period of several weeks to remove all the larvae.