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    A guy that used to work for me was driving my car one day. Drove it all over the place, all day, running errands and what not for me. At the end of the day he says man how do you drive that thing? Which had me perplexed, so I asked what he meant. He said, with no reverse! This particular car you had to push the stick down, then pull it over like you're going into 1st gear except it will let you pull it further and then you push forward, to get into reverse. I asked him, did you not have to back up anywhere? What did you do? .....I got out and pushed it.

    Never laughed so hard! Plus he had puked in it the night before, so he had to clean that up, to boot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HilbillyHomeboy View Post
    A guy that used to work for me was driving my car one day. Drove it all over the place, all day, running errands and what not for me. At the end of the day he says man how do you drive that thing? Which had me perplexed, so I asked what he meant. He said, with no reverse! This particular car you had to push the stick down, then pull it over like you're going into 1st gear except it will let you pull it further and then you push forward, to get into reverse. I asked him, did you not have to back up anywhere? What did you do? .....I got out and pushed it.

    Never laughed so hard! Plus he had puked in it the night before, so he had to clean that up, to boot.

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    wtf.
    FUCK YO CAR! lol

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