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    For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit?

    We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You don't know Jack Shit? Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way.

    Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit.

    In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit The couple had 6 children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit.

    Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she was remarried to Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock.

    Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous disposition son named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit n Giva Shit married the Happens brothers in a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding.

    Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride, Pisa Shit.

    So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack Shit!

    Help them, for they know not that which they do not know!
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    ^^ pretty good!
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    If you remember this one...






    This one is great too

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    Quote Originally Posted by 93STLTH View Post
    I sincerely hope that the guy on the bike didn't get messed up physically or legally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DocWalt View Post
    I sincerely hope that the guy on the bike didn't get messed up physically or legally.
    The camera is mounted on his helmet, and it doesn't look like his head hits the ground. Now, legally, he might be in some deep shit if he was riding where he shouldn't have been.

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