DeMotivators

[terrets]

^Good eye. Still funny. And mean.

[stealthee]

10 in the upper pic......

9 in the bottom.......

The fat chick ate the missng girl.

[IPD]

chick #5 is missing?

[93mitsVR4]

There need to be more commercials like that..


‪Motorcycle Monkey‬‏ - YouTube

I want this monkey, i feel kinda bad the guy is yanking him around by his neck tho. But its funny to see him looking both way for traffic

[Dbeltran24]

NOW THAT IS A GOOD NEIGHBOR! from Joe Burton - StumbleUpon

[onebadmollafolla]

Such a terrible feeling.

[CoopKill]

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise



I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,

P. Niss

The Response

Dear P. Niss:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay
in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the
assigned task...
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting
the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,

V. Gina

[onebadmollafolla]

[DocWalt]

I've seen that General Lee drift about a thousand times... It was uploaded in 2006, get with the game.

[IPD]

I've seen that General Lee drift about a thousand times... It was uploaded in 2006, get with the game.

first time for me, so stfu.