DeMotivators

**1993RT/TT** · 04-18-2011, 10:16 PM

lol at the shopping cart link at the end of that vid

**xwire** · 04-18-2011, 10:36 PM

well at least he knows his rights.... come get me

**CoopKill** · 04-19-2011, 12:08 AM

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because
everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he
said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent
me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.
Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other
children.

So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and
told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be
honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her Colonel Saunders. Guess where the fuck I am?