DeMotivators

[Chris@Rvengeperformance]

that must be that Leepu guy.

[IPD]

BMW looks better now. *ducks*

[TT Eric]

I'm out of word...


Eric

[Echo419]

you can't buy taste.

[DocWalt]

[Echo419]

[DocWalt]

A woman is driving down the street with her ten-year-old daughter belted into the passenger seat.

The daughter asks "Mommy, how old are you?"

The mother says "That's a personal question. It's not nice to ask people personal questions."

The daughter thinks a while then asks "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"

The mother replies "That's a personal question too. I'm not going to tell you."

Chastised, the daughter asks no more questions. The mother parks the car.

"I'm going to see Mrs. Tristan for a couple of minutes. You stay here in the car and watch my purse."

After the mother leaves the daughter removes her mother's driver's license, studies it for a few minutes and replaces it. When her mother returns they drive off.

The little girl comments: "Mommy, I know how old you are. You're 32."

"That's right! How did you know?"

"And you weigh 119 pounds."

"Did you look in my purse?"

"And I know why you and Daddy divorced."

"You do?"

"Yes," said the daughter. "Because you flunked sex!"

[HilbillyHomeboy]

One of the idiots in front of him had his belly pan taped on! Flew off, hit him, and knocked the dude unconscious.

[DocWalt]

[IPD]

self critiquing when the airbag deploys.