DeMotivators

**SilverBullet** · 03-09-2011, 02:01 PM

**Ninja Performance** · 03-09-2011, 02:10 PM

^ Win LOL

-Chris

**sketch** · 03-09-2011, 02:14 PM

bahahah awesome
i prefer tiger hand, myself
Rock, Paper, Saddam!

**HilbillyHomeboy** · 03-09-2011, 02:56 PM

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS
AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
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That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days

**J-Groove** · 03-09-2011, 03:52 PM

The rules of Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock are as follows:

* Scissors cut paper
* Paper covers rock
* Rock crushes lizard
* Lizard poisons Spock
* Spock smashes scissors
* Scissors decapitate lizard
* Lizard eats paper
* Paper disproves Spock
* Spock vaporizes rock
* Rock crushes scissors

**onebadmollafolla** · 03-09-2011, 04:06 PM

Happy Wednesday, everyone!

**terrets** · 03-09-2011, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by onebadmollafolla

Thank you for the 2 minutes of lol.

Originally Posted by onebadmollafolla

Happy Wednesday, everyone!

nicee hhaha

**enollava** · 03-09-2011, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by HilbillyHomeboy

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS
AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days

Kinda reminds me of the headline news story...

World to End Tomorrow! Women and Minorities Affected Most.