DeMotivators

[RealMcCoy]

That stupid chick was too painful to watch for a whole 2:34.... I made it almost halfway.

[Boomer3000]

I made it ten seconds into her thing... That voice and way of speaking... I just can't.

[CoopKill]

SOUTHERN RULES FOR GRACIOUS LIVING AS
INTERPRETED BY THE REDNECK COMMUNITY
​

​GENERAL:



1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to
change the sheets.
5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will,
it is still rude to drive the U-Haul to the funeral home.



DINING OUT:


1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your hands.​ ​




​ENTERTA​IN​ING IN​ YOUR HOME:

1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how
good his manners are.




PERSONAL HYGIENE:


1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
2. Even if you live alone, deodorant is not a waste of good money.
3. Use of proper toiletries can only delay bathing for a few days.
4. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.




DATING (Outside the Family):

1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Be assertive. Let her know you're interested:
"I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM. Others might say "Monday."
If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.



THEAT​E​R​ ​ETIQUETTE:


1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.
2. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen.
Tests have proven they can't hear you.



WEDDINGS:

1. Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.



DRIVING ETIQUETTE:


1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires does not always have the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.
5. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

[RealMcCoy]

[onebadmollafolla]

This is what North Korea got all worked up about - the training excercise the USA and South Korea did. Definitely worth your ten minutes if you have it.


https://youtu.be/XVXQlkpaC5k

[TT Eric]

Eric

[onebadmollafolla]

Laughed WAY harder than I expected to.

[onebadmollafolla]

Woman got owned pretty badly here.

https://youtu.be/MREnHjatoMQ

[CoopKill]

Woman got owned pretty badly here.

Too bad it does not happen more often.

[IPD]

This was linked after duck video. Would probably be most popular sport in 'muricah, if they made it a regular thing.