DeMotivators

[J-Groove]

I've now watched that 10 times! hahaha

[onebadmollafolla]

[IPD]

America?s most popular voting guide for elections, political issues, candidates, and poll data

71% rand paul. and my response on every issue matches up best with a different candidate. IAW--there is no one candidate who can best represent my personal interests. As if I really needed yet another reason not to vote.

and before anyone asks, i'm moderate libertarian, according to the graphic. still inside the center block, slightly to the left & towards the top.

[stealthee]

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

[HilbillyHomeboy]

This is old, but still amazes me every time I watch it.

[stealthee]

God I love top fuel

[Echo419]

need one of those for the BRZ

[DocWalt]

need one of those for the BRZ

Yeah, just one at the throttle body and a massive turbo.

[IPD]

[2fnloud]