DeMotivators

[RealMcCoy]

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.

This just goes to prove that... the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

I typed out two different theories on who I visualized saying this, and deleted them both as too un-PC to put in print...

My third attempt: Mike Tyson in math class...

[futurevr4man]

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.

This just goes to prove that... the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

This was worse after I understood it.

[IPD]

Geek jokes rule, and haters can suck it.

A higgs boson walks into a catholic church & the father tells him "we don't allow your kind in here".

The higgs boson replies.... "But how can you have mass without me"?

[DrGonzo]

Three statisticians went duck hunting one day. While walking along, they scared a duck and saw him flying off. The first statistician shot and missed by a yard to the right. The second shot and missed by a yard to the left. The third one yelled, “We got it!!”

[IPD]

I heard it something like this:

3 Statisticians walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Can I get all of you a drink"?
1st says "I don't know"
2nd says "I don't know"
3rd says "Yes"

and a few more:

Schroedinger's cat walks into a bar,
and didn't.

An infrared photon walks into a bar and asks "is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

Bartender asks "Can I get you a drink"?
A tachyon walks into a bar.

[j2k4]

Some people post nerd jokes better than others...

Gone Chopin. Bach in minuet.

[rlacasse1]

[anyonebutme]

Really this isn't demotivating, quite the opposite, but whatever, funny vid incoming:

[anyonebutme]

and this vid for good measure:

https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/v...3984917291228/

[CoopKill]