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    Who hasn't hit themselves in the face with a wrench that's owned a 3S?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echo419 View Post
    Who hasn't hit themselves in the face with a wrench that's owned a 3S?
    Well, yeah, I've done it before, but this one was bad, real bad. It wasn't just a regular ratchet slip and smack. It was pull with almost all my strength, while laying on my back, and the ratchet slips off the bolt and the force of my might smashes the ratchet into my lip splitting it wide open.

    I spit blood for an hour. I did it on Friday and my lip is still fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echo419 View Post
    Who hasn't hit themselves in the face with a wrench that's owned a 3S?

    I haven't done that. I did bust my knuckles so bad replacing the fuel filter that I about yelled at the top of my lungs. The intense pain only lasted 10-15 seconds, but it was unpleasant.

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    Installing a lift at a dealership, was tightening the equalizer cables with ratcheting 15/16. It slipped off the the bolt and the open end caught me in the lower eye lid. Gashed it a bit and gave me a nice black eye. Shit sucked, hurt to blink.
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    There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.

    This just goes to prove that... the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echo419 View Post
    Who hasn't hit themselves in the face with a wrench that's owned a 3S?
    I have a chipped tooth from a wrench falling off while I was under the car. Lucky for the wrench, my tooth broke its fall...

    Quote Originally Posted by DocWalt View Post
    There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.

    This just goes to prove that... the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
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