DeMotivators

**IPD** · 02-19-2015, 02:17 PM

I can't believe that hairstyle is popular. WTF is wrong with this world? The 70's were bad enough as it is. And hell, I had to use Brylcreem as a kid--and even that was better than emo-style.

**Echo419** · 02-19-2015, 02:24 PM

maybe Heuy Lewis was right after all. It is hip to be square.

**dbest671** · 02-19-2015, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by IPD

I'm a sponsor of "Exploding Kittens" on kickstarter. LOVE "The Oatmeal".

P.S.
If you can mock small dogs (mine is even smaller, ask Paul) as "not real dogs". Then I can mock your land-yacht of an SUV or pickup truck. Because at least my kia will fit on roads and parking spaces over here. And my dog doesn't cut off my circulation when it sits on my lap--nor does its tail leave a swath of destruction.

Thadd, what's your shipping address?

**IPD** · 02-19-2015, 02:33 PM

Don't be jelly just because my dog fits into a backpack...meaning I don't have to have special permission or a "service-dog" harness to take my pet inside a store.

**Echo419** · 02-19-2015, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by IPD

Don't be jelly just because my dog fits into a backpack...meaning I don't have to have special permission or a "service-dog" harness to take my pet inside a store.

I tell my dog to sit and stay outside and she listens.

**IPD** · 02-19-2015, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by Echo419

I tell my dog to sit and stay outside and she listens.

Ah. So you abandon your pet. How considerate of you.

**Echo419** · 02-19-2015, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by IPD

Ah. So you abandon your pet. How considerate of you.

shit, she's more capable than most people's teenagers

edit: I swear if she could text it'd be, "when are you coming home? I'm hungry. I have to pee. can we throw the Frisbee when you get home? I think someone's here. I'm gonna go kill them! there's kids playing in the street. Can I go round them up and make them play in their yard?" non stop all day.

**IPD** · 02-19-2015, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by Echo419

shit, she's more capable than most people's teenagers

that's like saying you don't need to wear a helmet while riding a motorcycle because you're an excellent driver. that may be true...but what about all the fucking retards in the world?

**HilbillyHomeboy** · 02-19-2015, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by Echo419

edit: I swear if she could text it'd be, "when are you coming home? I'm hungry. I have to pee. can we throw the Frisbee when you get home? I think someone's here. I'm gonna go kill them! there's kids playing in the street. Can I go round them up and make them play in their yard?" non stop all day.

So you're saying she's a female.

Jeremy