DeMotivators

[CoopKill]

I have came into Chicago drunk ass sideways like that in a jet. Pooped a little...

[wingnut]

Oh, and for you vacuum cleaner yahoos...

[GTOJOE]

Are we talking vacuums in the demotivator thread?

Well it is pretty fucking demotivating.

[IPD]

whatever, losers. ya'll debate mac vs. snap-on like it's yankees vs. red-sox...yet i'm not allowed to brag on my damn vacuum?

wtf ever man. priorities. i have a toilet that will flush a bucket of golf balls & a vacuum that will remove microscopic-sized particles of dander/dust. because if i AM going to have to use something regularly...i want QUALITY. sadly, i know most of ya'll mofos use your damn engine hoist more than a vacuum--which i'm not sure if that's a hit on your mechanical abilities...or a hit on your hygiene.

laugh it up. insult all you what. but i've lived long enough to know the truth. ask any woman; there is almost nothing sexier than a man who vacuums. and if i'm gonna vacuum...i'm gonna have a pimp vacuum.

[dbest671]

Admit it Thadd, you're only in love with your Dyson because it's purple.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Good one!

Jeremy

[IPD]

Admit it Thadd, you're only in love with your Dyson because it's purple.

That's like saying I'm only in love with my wife because she's intelligent.

[sergechronos]

That's like saying I'm only in love with my wife because she's intelligent.

Wife? After all this time I had assumed you and Paulollolloll were a couple.

[green-lantern]

whatever, losers. ya'll debate mac vs. snap-on like it's yankees vs. red-sox...yet i'm not allowed to brag on my damn vacuum?

wtf ever man. priorities. i have a toilet that will flush a bucket of golf balls & a vacuum that will remove microscopic-sized particles of dander/dust. because if i AM going to have to use something regularly...i want QUALITY. sadly, i know most of ya'll mofos use your damn engine hoist more than a vacuum--which i'm not sure if that's a hit on your mechanical abilities...or a hit on your hygiene.

laugh it up. insult all you what. but i've lived long enough to know the truth. ask any woman; there is almost nothing sexier than a man who vacuums. and if i'm gonna vacuum...i'm gonna have a pimp vacuum.

Whatever you say Nancy

never argue with a woman

Admit it Thadd, you're only in love with your Dyson because it's purple.

[Echo419]

I think most of ya'll are missing the real issue. having a woman that can actually clean makes debating all this other BS meaningless.