DeMotivators

**IPD** · 02-15-2011, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by bluemax_1

Yack*** that just reminded me of something. In college, I had a roommate from Asia who used to consume (can't remember if it was in powder or liquid form) some Chinese herbal concoction that contained, among other things, Bull semen. something about higher testosterone levels.

Now I HAVE found numerous Chinese herbal remedies/medicines that are incredibly effective. The one for strep throat is the MOST effective thing I've EVER found for strep throat. Used in the optimal (but absolutely nasty) way, it tends to get rid of strep throat within 24 to 48 hours, where antibiotics tend to take at least 5 days before your throat stops hurting. anyone interested can look up 'Watermelon Frost Sore Throat Powder'. Be warned though, the stuff tastes FOUL. Yunnan Paiyao is another incredibly effective Chinese herbal medicine. first found out about this one while watching an Australian documentary. An Aussie doc heard about it and after conducting some tests, concluded that the stuff was so effective (it has hemostatic properties), he said he now keeps a bottle in his car, a bottle in his boat and numerous bottles all around the house. There's also the combination of Tienchi and Dit Da Jow, for bruises and contusions (great when your Martial Arts instructor is a heartless bastard whose arms and legs happen to be harder than an old oak tree).

The idea of drinking bull semen making you more manly is ridiculous though,... otherwise, there'd be a lot more manly college girls walking around.

Max

"a man can't stand, he can't fight. a man can't breathe, he can't fight. a man can't see, he can't fight."

**onebadmollafolla** · 02-15-2011, 08:15 PM

Unreal!

**CoopKill** · 02-15-2011, 10:32 PM

That's not far down the freeway from here...

Gets better when they hit the bank at just the right angle! lol

**RealMcCoy** · 02-16-2011, 01:50 AM

They race those things down here at Boatnik every year. They're pretty insane... That track in Albany is pretty awesome though. I'll have to go up and watch them some time. It would almost be worth enduring the smell...