DeMotivators

[NickS VR4]

NSFW: PETA's Controversial New Super Bowl Ad (VIDEO/NSFW)

PETA Superbowl commercial (banned?)

[Telionis]

This seems legit:





/\ I wonder what their sport of choice is...











/\ As long as his 20 man camera crew has his hot tub prepared for when the scene is done.

[CoopKill]

[Granny]

I think I know that Guy!

[CoopKill]

I think I know that Guy!

[AdamVR4]

LMAO...welcome to the internet to those who thought that pic was real.

Jeremy

When I saw the pic, I thought it would have made sense if it were a photochopped backpack, but they did a decent job, so whatever.

The additional chops were hilarious, BTW.

[Telionis]

I have a 2 year old Grandson that crafty. LOL!

You need to repost the story about you and the snapping turtle!
I LMAO!

This one???

3000GT/Stealth International Message Center

Cliff Notes: Snapping turtles... they are fast as f-ck and have aggression management problems!!!
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I had to get one off the road for this lady and her kids on the way home from work. Who would have expected that all the able-bodied men driving by didn't bother trying to move it and instead just drove past? Not to be sexist about her being unable to do it herself, but she was actually scared to death of it. She still was nice enough to park next to it so nobody would hit it, but she couldn't do anything more but try to flag someone else down.

(I actually bet it could cause a crash if someone didn't see it until the last minute, or even worse, hit it at full speed. I mean, you hit a 8" tall organic speed-bump with just one wheel at 40 mph in a sedan, it could easily cause a crash. Or you might see it and swerve off the road to avoid the little dinosaur. I considered it a threat to people, as well as to itself there.)

So I stopped and tried foolishly to prod it along with my snow scraper thing... I was expecting it to either move, hiss at me, or ignore me. But apparently the only thing it knows how to do is MOTHER F_CKING ATTACK!!!!! The Jurassic bastard jumped at me. I mean, he was too heavy to get off the ground, but he literally got almost a foot closer and took a swing at my foot (with his mouth, not a fist). Holy crap, I knew they were fast, but not that fast. They are MUCH faster than a dog trying to catch a toy.

Back to the truck to look for something longer... The only thing I could find was the retractable cargo-cover thing in the back of my Jeep. It worked well enough, though he took some pieces out of it. It was too slick for the thing to get a good grip on with its jaw, but that didn't stop him from attacking the sh-t out of it. Furthermore, when I tried to push him off the road, he decided his best course of action was to push back and try to go the other way. I literally had the opposite of a tug of war with a 30 lbs snapping turtle, trying to push its dumbass with a 6 foot plastic stick while people are driving at full speed (assholes didn't even slow down when they saw a fat dude in dress clothes fighting with a pissed off snapping turtle in the right lane???).

I flipped him over a couple of times, expecting I could slide his ass like a hockey puck, but every time he flipped back in less than a second and charged the stick again. Man, what an effort. I finally pushed his dumbass into the grass where he had no traction, and slid him under the guard rail, but I wouldn't be surprised if he decided to go back onto the road as soon as I left. The cantankerous dinosaur-looking mother f-cker...

I much prefer moving little turtles that just go into their shells and pee if you pick them up.

I love how they bothered to find grass to use as pubes...

[IPD]

i lol'd!

[Granny]

This one???

3000GT/Stealth International Message Center

Cliff Notes: Snapping turtles... they are fast as f-ck and have aggression management problems!!!
_________________________

I had to get one off the road for this lady and her kids on the way home from work. Who would have expected that all the able-bodied men driving by didn't bother trying to move it and instead just drove past? Not to be sexist about her being unable to do it herself, but she was actually scared to death of it. She still was nice enough to park next to it so nobody would hit it, but she couldn't do anything more but try to flag someone else down.

(I actually bet it could cause a crash if someone didn't see it until the last minute, or even worse, hit it at full speed. I mean, you hit a 8" tall organic speed-bump with just one wheel at 40 mph in a sedan, it could easily cause a crash. Or you might see it and swerve off the road to avoid the little dinosaur. I considered it a threat to people, as well as to itself there.)

So I stopped and tried foolishly to prod it along with my snow scraper thing... I was expecting it to either move, hiss at me, or ignore me. But apparently the only thing it knows how to do is MOTHER F_CKING ATTACK!!!!! The Jurassic bastard jumped at me. I mean, he was too heavy to get off the ground, but he literally got almost a foot closer and took a swing at my foot (with his mouth, not a fist). Holy crap, I knew they were fast, but not that fast. They are MUCH faster than a dog trying to catch a toy.

Back to the truck to look for something longer... The only thing I could find was the retractable cargo-cover thing in the back of my Jeep. It worked well enough, though he took some pieces out of it. It was too slick for the thing to get a good grip on with its jaw, but that didn't stop him from attacking the sh-t out of it. Furthermore, when I tried to push him off the road, he decided his best course of action was to push back and try to go the other way. I literally had the opposite of a tug of war with a 30 lbs snapping turtle, trying to push its dumbass with a 6 foot plastic stick while people are driving at full speed (assholes didn't even slow down when they saw a fat dude in dress clothes fighting with a pissed off snapping turtle in the right lane???).

I flipped him over a couple of times, expecting I could slide his ass like a hockey puck, but every time he flipped back in less than a second and charged the stick again. Man, what an effort. I finally pushed his dumbass into the grass where he had no traction, and slid him under the guard rail, but I wouldn't be surprised if he decided to go back onto the road as soon as I left. The cantankerous dinosaur-looking mother f-cker...

I much prefer moving little turtles that just go into their shells and pee if you pick them up.



I love how they bothered to find grass to use as pubes...

That's the one!

"Jurassic bastard"

Thanks for the laugh...again.

[onebadmollafolla]

This pretty much sums up most debates on here.