DeMotivators

[HilbillyHomeboy]

I hate you so much.

>Target audience.
>Status: reached.



Jeremy

EDIT - but, seriously, this one bothers me a LOT. /knees buckle

[Uniuno]

[Vantage]

A woman who smashed into and ran over a motorcyclist in Fort Wayne, Indiana, told police that she had let God drive her car when she ran down 47-year-old Anthony Oliveri, leaving him with serious injuries — but “ecstatic to be alive.”

Prionda Hill, 25, also rammed the back of a Ford pickup truck before running her 2006 Pontiac Grand Prix off the road onto a median next to a Rally’s burger restaurant, according to a police report.

According to police, when they found Hill at the Rally’s fast food joint, she told them that she was driving along normally on Jefferson Boulevard near Jackson Street in Fort Wayne, when “out of nowhere God told her that He would take it from here and she let go of the wheel and let Him take it.”

As soon as she let go of the steering wheel, her Pontiac slammed into the back of a 2001 Harley-Davidson motorcycle ridden by Oliveri.

Woman Lets God Drive Car, God Immediately Runs Down Guy On Motorcycle

[CoopKill]

A woman who smashed into and ran over a motorcyclist in Fort Wayne, Indiana, told police that she had let God drive her car when she ran down 47-year-old Anthony Oliveri, leaving him with serious injuries — but “ecstatic to be alive.”

Prionda Hill, 25, also rammed the back of a Ford pickup truck before running her 2006 Pontiac Grand Prix off the road onto a median next to a Rally’s burger restaurant, according to a police report.

According to police, when they found Hill at the Rally’s fast food joint, she told them that she was driving along normally on Jefferson Boulevard near Jackson Street in Fort Wayne, when “out of nowhere God told her that He would take it from here and she let go of the wheel and let Him take it.”

As soon as she let go of the steering wheel, her Pontiac slammed into the back of a 2001 Harley-Davidson motorcycle ridden by Oliveri.

Woman Lets God Drive Car, God Immediately Runs Down Guy On Motorcycle

I have to do it!

[2fnloud]

bad form, the news lady is just a nut job using the Christian card to get out of guilt.

[IPD]

bad form, the news lady is just a nut job using the Christian card to get out of guilt.

Are you sure?

I mean, when you talk to god it's called prayer....but when god talks to you, it's schizophrenia.

[wingnut]

[2fnloud]

Are you sure?

I mean, when you talk to god it's called prayer....but when god talks to you, it's schizophrenia.

*sees your trap card, turns the other way

[wingnut]

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Corey! We need to build this!