Y'know what really cracks me up?

[j2k4]

When a woman says, "What is wrong with you men - they're just BREASTS...

[AdamVR4]

[FeaRpb]

It just makes me laugh

[onebadmollafolla]

[93STLTH]

[IPD]

gawd, wtf is wrong with her eye?

[green-lantern]

Guys hear “What’s wrong with you guys, it’s just the best two things in the world.”

Or even better

Guys hear “Bla bla bla bla herp derp bla bla”

Guys think “Nice tits, I hope she doesn’t realize I’m staring at them.”

[j2k4]

Well, having been accosted by a woman or three in my lifetime, my guess is that they know precisely what's wrong with us - they just like to call call us pigs.

Funny part is, it never occurred to me to refer to or even think of any of the aforementioned women in any porcine sense whatsoever.

[IPD]

i could stand to be sexually molested by an attractive woman right about now.

[j2k4]

i could stand to be sexually molested by an attractive woman right about now.

I will pray that you suffer a molestation soon, Thadd.