Just a little joke...

[j2k4]

...I found while cleaning-up some old email:


Letter to the Men's Helpline:

Hi Andy, I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.


Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace it ?

[stealthee]

Another little joke,

A guy in his early 50's stops at the family doctor's office to ask a question that has him concerned. When the doctor saw him he proceeded to tell him that he thought his wife was losing her hearing. The doctor offered a suggestion. He said, "If you walk into the room stay further back and ask your wife a question. If she fails to answer, step closer. If she still fails to answer step even closer. This should let you know how bad her hearing is and we can set up an appointment to have her looked at."

The man satisfied with the answer he got went home to try the method out. He stepped into the kitchen to see his wife with his back to him messing with something in the oven. Figuring this was as good a time as ever he asked, "Hey hon, what's for dinner?"

He received no response, so he took a few steps closer and asked again, "Hi hon, what's for dinner?"

He still didn't get a response so he stepped even closer and asked, "Hey, what's for dinner."

His wife turned around and said, "For the third time we are having roast you deaf bastard."