Dear Idiot Drivers:

[stealthee]

I would like to point out some things that may help you in the future.

1. Headlights are not just so you can see. They are so other drivers can see you. USE THEM!

2. Stop signs are NOT optional.

3. Your turn signal stalk is that stick on the left side of your steering wheel. Up makes the right turn signal come on. Down makes the left turn signal come on. This instrument is to be used to alert other drivers that you intend on turning. USE THEM!

4. On the note of turning, if you intend on making a left hand turn in 1/2 a mile you do not have to start slowing down when you are still that 2640 feet from your turn. You can wait til you are about 300 feet to slow down.

5. When the speed limit is 45mph, it does not mean to drive 25mph. If you cannot maintain the proper speed, then get off the road and let those who can get around you.

6. If you can't fit a phone book between your front bumper and my rear bumper, you are probably too close

7. Last, but certainly not least, if you don't know how to drive GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD.

If you think of anything I have forgotten we can add it to the list.