Dear Idiot Drivers:

[stealthee]

Damn bro, you forgot the main one. THE LEFT LANE IS FOR FASTER TRAFFIC! IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS THEN RETURN TO YOUR HOME AND BEAT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER.

I didn't encounter that one today or it would have been on my mind.

[93STLTH]

If you know a lane is coming to an end up ahead and everyone is lined up in the non-ending lane, it is NOT okay to use the ending lane as a way to cut in front of all those who are doing the right thing.
If your way of finding an address you're not familiar with is to drive slow and read every building address and street sign, it's time to buy a nav.

[green-lantern]

I didn't encounter that one today or it would have been on my mind.

LOL that is my biggest peeve of any driver. I believe there should be 5 questions that they ask people at drivers test and if you fail one you fail the test.

(1) if you are riding in the left lane and you have a faster car come up behind you, you

A) move over for the faster tragic.

B) block that driver because you want to be a dickhead.

c) Be totally oblivious of the rules of the road and plant your stupid ass in the fast lane.


(2) If you are driving in the left lane you are?

A) Passing somebody

B) A fucking idiot

C) Totally fucking clueless to what's going on around you.



(3) If you normally drive in the left lane you are?

A) passing people

B) next in line to vote Obama

C) Ready to route your exhaust pipe into the cabin


(4) If you have been driving in the left lane beside another car for more than 1/4 of a mile you should?

A) Immediately get sterilized before you can breed

B) Continue with the NASCAR side to side race feeling

c) Feel like you are saving to environment by keeping others from using too much fuel


(5) If a car is riding behind you in the left lane you should?

A) Move to the right immediately

B) go home and stick your dick in the garbage disposal

C) Eat lead sinkers until you hallucinate








The answer is A) BTW lol

[shmoo]

^^lol

off the fucking phone!

driving is for driving.

if people were more courteous on the road, we'd have a lot less problems

[ictponder]

1. Don't sit at an intersection and wave me on when you have the right of way. I will go when it's my turn.

2. When you are in the left turn lane at a light and the light is green, then turn left INTO YOUR LANE. DO NOT sit there and wait for everyone in the oncoming lane to turn right. This makes me not even want to drive.

[mcshooter]

stealth what makes me nervous is when i look in the rear mirror a woman is right on my bumper talking on a cell phone. i went to the store today and there was 2 women there talking on the cell phone while shopping . when i came out the car parked next to me had a woman talking on her cell phone.. i have come to realize women can never shut up so the cell phone is a tool so they can keep talking all day long..

[mb3000]

If you know a lane is coming to an end up ahead and everyone is lined up in the non-ending lane, it is NOT okay to use the ending lane as a way to cut in front of all those who are doing the right thing.
If your way of finding an address you're not familiar with is to drive slow and read every building address and street sign, it's time to buy a nav.

As a MB resident, I feel obligated to post this up. This is the worst year round traffic jam in town, those of you who have been to MB know I'm talking about the Back Gate. Around rush hour every evening, the traffic backs up behind the overpass you see in the distance, and about 2-3 miles ahead of the point where this picture was taken. US-17 becomes a 2 lane highway after the overpass, where 2 off ramps merge into the traffic. You can imagine what happens next.

[Jimvr4]

If you know a lane is coming to an end up ahead and everyone is lined up in the non-ending lane, it is NOT okay to use the ending lane as a way to cut in front of all those who are doing the right thing.
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I disagree. Drivers should use both lanes and take turns when the lanes merge.

[93STLTH]

I disagree. Drivers should use both lanes and take turns when the lanes merge.

Well, what happens is the guy in the right lane cuts someone off... because he's a dick... so, the cut off driver has to brake to avoid hitting the dick, then the person behind him has to brake, and the person behind him has to brake. Next thing you know, you have a traffic jam, so more dicks start trying the cut people off move because they don't want to sit in the traffic jam. The same traffic jam the was caused by the first dick. It could all be prevented if people would just get in the proper lane. This sign means to merge, it's there for a reason. When you see it, you should merge then, not when the lane ends.

[onebadmollafolla]

If anyone here ever gets a chance visit downtown Dodge Street... Street is five lanes and each lane is as wide as a Mini Cooper. Remotely bad drivers = coming half way into your lane.