Parallel Parking

[BigTyla]

What would you do if you saw this taking place?

[IPD]

choke a bitch.

[Alan92RTTT]

call the police


and resist the temptation to let the air out of all 4 tires

[stealthee]

Not exactly the same thing, but when I was a kid and we lived in Vegas one of the apartments we lived in had on street parking. Our neighbors were a bunch of coke heads and had parties all the time. My dad was on the swing shift and many times getting home at 11:30 at night he had to park a good way down the street because the coke heads took up all the spots right in front. One night as he was coming down the road in his truck and someone had pulled out so he pulled right in that spot, right in front of our apartment.

When he came out the next day the damn coke heads decided that my dad had taken "their" spot, so they pulled one car right up on his front bumper, and another right up on his rear bumper to block him in. He went over to their apartment FURIOUS, as he should be and beat on the door so hard I thought it was going to fall in. When they didn't answer he yelled "Well you asked for it".

Now mind you he had (and actually has still, or I should say again) a 64 Chevy C10 fleetside. You know when trucks were trucks. Not only that but he had a custom rear bumper which was made out of thickwall pipe. He gets in the truck, puts it in drive, power brakes and shoves the car in front of him down the road 10 feet. Puts it in reverse, floors it and smashes the fuck out of the car behind him pushing it down the road several feet. He then proceeded to pull out and go to where he needed to go.

Both cars were demolished, but his truck didn't have a scratch. Nothing ever did come of that.

[onebadmollafolla]

I'd go old school. I'm talking Beverly Hills Cop shoving a plethora of bananas up the tail pipe.

[stealthee]

I'd go old school. I'm talking Beverly Hills Cop shoving a plethora of bananas up the tail pipe.

You set yourself up. I'm not going to even go there. LOL

[onebadmollafolla]

You set yourself up. I'm not going to even go there. LOL

On a second glance, yeah.

[93STLTH]

Some people are born assholes, live there lives as assholes and will die an asshole. I'm sure that guy thought he was parking like a boss by getting his car in that space.

[UTRacerX9]

Honestly, if that was in New York I'd think nothing of it. All the cars are parked so damn close together that they hit each other all the time. In TX, he probably would have been shot by someone who had a CCW.

[green-lantern]

Fling poo at the car from the balcony like a chimp.