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    From the WTF Files. Japanese scientists perfect artificial meat from poop

    Who the hell do they expect to market this to??? How much money did they dump into this research? Seriously, if meat were banned or scarce, wouldn't you rather go vegetarian than eat poop beef?


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    wtf why?

    i'd rather use our sewage as a source for ethanol.

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    I hate you. In the future, when we have world hunger issues, and suddenly the government finds a new source of beef to feed us, I'm going to be one of the few who knows where it comes from. :P

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    I like that the fridge has "shit burgers" labeled right on the front. Anyway, McDonalds has been serving shit for decades and people still eat it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 93STLTH View Post
    I like that the fridge has "shit burgers" labeled right on the front. Anyway, McDonalds has been serving shit for decades and people still eat it.
    Except McDonald's serves figurative shit instead of literal shit. Though admittedly the literal shit is probably healthier.
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    Does anyone else find it hilariously ironic that the nation known for it's poop fetish porn is also the one that pioneered sustainable poop meat. It's like someone stopped, half way through chowing down on a turd, and said to himself "Hey, what if this was nutritious also? To the lab!!!"

    Edit: I guess Germany is also traditionally associated with the poop fetish (Cartman's mom in the scheise video). Why did all the Axis powers turn out to be pervs?
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    this sounds like DEI (direct exhaust injection)
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    who cares about the FDA... you don't know what your eating so eat up sucker...

    the govt is going to feed you crap and you are none the wiser chumps...

    FDA funding is being cut to the bone, enjoy the birth defects and deaths...

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    go monsanto!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HilbillyHomeboy View Post


    This is pretty gross though. I'd go vegetarian before consuming this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onebadmollafolla View Post


    This is pretty gross though. I'd go vegetarian before consuming this.
    Not if you didn't KNOW it was a shit burger...

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