Chuck Norris

**green-lantern** · 03-26-2011, 12:22 AM

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was canceled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

**sketch** · 03-26-2011, 12:35 AM

did you know that chuck norris was born on march 10th 1940 and just turned 71 years old?
amidoinitrite?

jesus may be able to walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land.

**CoopKill** · 03-26-2011, 12:39 AM

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet!

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**CoopKill** · 03-26-2011, 12:41 AM

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's just by writing Chuck Norris on every line!

**CoopKill** · 03-26-2011, 12:42 AM

LOL

When Chuck Norris was born he drove is mom home from the hospital!

**green-lantern** · 03-26-2011, 12:49 AM

Chuck Norris once visited the Bermuda Triangle. No one has heard from the Triangle since.

**GTOX** · 03-26-2011, 02:54 AM

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

Chuck Norris didn't break the windshield of that Dodge stealth, the glass saw him coming and moved out of the way.